March 2025

jessepinkthem:

jessepinkthem:

interview tomorrow mamas gonna be a barista and if the interview doesn’t go well im gonna start posting traumacore edits of biggby coffee

gomi-chandesu:

ydrill:

I genuinely love all those comments on this video

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Would like to formally apologize to the animation team behind the OG scooby doo. I thought this shit was just cheap animation, they really did just dance like that back then.

yourcalamity:

hyperfixationcentral:

yourcalamity:

when you dream about me please add a few inches to my height

Guys, we’ve found Jimin’s tumblr!

what would you do if you woke up in the middle of an inconcievably large mirror maze filled with large hungry wild animals? hypothetically?

specialmouse-deactivated2025060:

Not enough people talking about tzatziki

swampgallows:

swampgallows:

swampgallows:

are you a bad enough dude to accompany me to build a bear

YOU CAN GET THEM PAJAMAS?????????

apparently you can even a build a bear that hits whippits. at a discount

medusadyke:

this r slur revival shit is unbelievably pathetic you all look like such fucking losers to anyone with literally any moral backbone. i know you’re a bunch of alienated misanthropes but you should probably dehabituate speaking like channers

mooneater0-0:

I’ve come back to drop my current fixation, doomed robot yuri

smeemos:

The sleepy smeemy blepper tucked in oh so cozy dreaming smeeming.

beesmygod:

i dont think american comfort is inherently worth more than the lives of the people we abuse to obtain/maintain it

tangledbeast:

a little concerned about Wade

bloodclotbitch:

Ok I made a fun one for the fun side of tumblr! You’re propositioned by this person at the bar for a beautiful night of love making

You respond…

HELL YES

Sorry, not my type

HELL NO

Who?

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spongebobssquarepants:

gore-maballer:

carla-andtheartofbeing:

natalieironside:

systlin:

glorious-viking-bastard:

a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark:

a-rebellious-waffle:

cervinesatyr:

strawberryjayne:

The Myklebust Ship, believed to be the largest Viking ship ever discovered, stands as a testament to the ingenuity of Norse craftsmanship. At 30 meters (98 feet) long, this extraordinary vessel was uncovered in Nordfjordeid, Norway, within a cremation burial mound dating back over 1,000 years. Likely belonging to King Audbjørn of the Fjords, it symbolizes the power and prestige of Viking royalty.

Today, the ship is reborn at the Sagastad Viking Center, where a full-scale replica invites visitors to step into the world of the Vikings. Completed in 2019 using traditional techniques, the replica is not just for show—it’s fully seaworthy and occasionally launched on the fjord. The remains of 7,000 rivets and 44 shield bosses tell a story of strength and status, connecting us to a time when these ships ruled the seas.

🎥: @sagastad_official

Oh my God, she’s beautiful

@a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark

I want one.

OH THAT FIGUREHEAD…

Now that’s a fine lady

Oh I love her

@ltwilliammowett: a Viking Lady for you

@orcboxer

kermahillway:

Playing the undermine campaign had me wondering why Renzik didn’t have a voice actor. I now know why but for the time I didn’t, I started headcanoning him as being mute.

You’d be hard pressed to find another goblin who knows signing but since it’s simply in character for Gazlowe, it only makes sense for him to have learned it. That also does mean that Renzik can rip into someone without them ever knowing.

unpretty:

unpretty:

unpretty:

i appreciate everyone on that post pointing out that being bad at computers doesn’t mean you’re stupid but unfortunately this is a coworker who won’t stop feeding their dog york peppermint patties

the funniest part is that i agree in principle that all kinds of intelligence have value and dysfunctional processes are born of dysfunctional systems, but in practice i work with scabsy the papillon poisoner, who once tried to tank a union contract with universal $3 hourly raises because they were mad at Me Specifically for not backing them up when they said juneteenth shouldn’t be a paid holiday

you may think you know why they were opposed to juneteenth as a paid holiday. but none of the other racists in the union or management had a problem with it, because saying no to a paid day off for literally any reason is fool behavior.

scabsy, however, has a specific monthly process that’s due on the 19th of every month. so having a holiday on the 19th of june fucks with their due date. you might ask, wouldn’t this also apply to every 19th that falls on a weekend? and you would be right. the other union members also pointed this out. and pointed out the many, many holidays that fuck with the timing on their jobs. including me, the person who regularly loses two days off a four day process for holidays i don’t actually celebrate.

so while scabsy is racist, that is not why they spent an hour at my desk the next day berating me for being mean and not a team player before realizing i did not give a shit about them and switching tactics to telling management that the union was asking for too much and they should vote down the contract

blanchebees:

A knight with a secret…

Tip jar

gregorygrozos:

One of my latest works: ‘The Dig’, part of a new body of work I am developing, to be exhibited later this year.

Don’t forget to visit my website and online shop:

www.gregorygrozos.com
www.etsy.com/shop/MicroJewellery

cosmonautroger:

kibumkim:

ovur:

relelvance:

ovur:

Anyone else notice the tumblr app being really glitchy

You’ll have to go somewhere else, little boy. This is no place for you.

medievaljournalist:

im not even strong enough to kill 1 mutant dragonoid soldier im worthless

linguini17:

abundantchewtoys:

do-you-have-a-flag:

tiktok: christinajulian_91

audio credit: anthony vincent

That was not the audio I was expecting

I thought I knew by reading the lips. I did not.

itmeansalot:

I know! We can use both sharp and blunt objects to try hurting eachother in different ways

catgirlkelly:

catgirlkelly:

petplay but i’m a cat so i completely refuse to cooperate with whatever scene you’re trying to do

you try to put me on a leash thinking it’ll be fun to lead me around the apartment but i just lie on the ground completely limp and start whining

rubaedo:

pdfbabe:

pdfbabe:

pdfbabe:

normal guy who transitions into a different, equally normal guy

guy who changes his name from robert to tom

that genuinely makes me happy. good for him. good for him

thepleasuregoblin:

“What is a video game” is one of those questions that will drive you to madness partially because video games are kind of more of a medium than a specific art form but also because there’s a certain amount of subjective “you know it when you see it” aspect to it. A fitbit obviously isn’t a video game, it’s a device that gameifies exercise.

Ultimately you just have to draw an arbitrary line somewhere. In case you were wondering, for me a visual novel is a video game but a kinetic novel (visual novel with no choices) isn’t, so the line is in there somewhere

docdufresne:

Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like “i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin” which shouldnt of turned me on like it did but alas

docdufresne:

Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like “i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin” which shouldnt of turned me on like it did but alas

foodonmydog:

Pancakes.

sweetoothgirl:

Fudgy Cosmic Brownies

absyyynth:

absyyynth:

i just have to know what happened to the ui/ux designers at firaxis between civ6 and civ7

what the fuck

orcbara:

I mentioned this in the tags of a previous post so: this is a video of Cildo Meireles’ Babel (2001), currently on display in the Tate Modern! Almost all of the audio you can hear in this video is coming from Babel’s radios.

souperdupes:

process-them-all-1989:

achillesinhighheels:

“Babel” by Cildo Meireles (2001)

Tags courtesy of @a-kind-of-merry-war that really explain this artwork!

this doesn’t do it justice!!! look at this beast! i went to see it a year ago and its a phenomenal experience, 10/10!!

it lights up and everything, all the different parts are making noises - like there’s classical music AND rock music layering over each other, old talk shows and just radio static! god i love babel so much!

and what’s even better is that the higher up you go, the more modern the machines get - like it’s old radios at the bottom and iphones/ipods at the top and they ALL still make noise like can you IMAGINE

anyway yeah if you get a chance to see it definitely go see it!

totally-a-wizard:

I call him Goldilocks on account of him sleeping in a bear’s bed.

everyteenager4free1:

(you already posted this one, but it wasn’t the full image. it was missing the bottom line entirely. and the very top “every teenagers #72” line too. here’s the full one)

cryptotheism:

OP actually brings up a good point. I don’t know much about forks or kitchens, but I recently learned that forks can regularly be found in kitchens. In fact, forks are almost always produced so they can find use in kitchens as a means of moving food from ones plate to ones mouth. This makes a lot of sense when you think about how most people eat somewhere close to their kitchen, so storing forks in the kitchen, situated for greatest ease of use, is actually the ideal place for them. So if you ever need a fork, you can generally find one in the kitchen.

natequarter:

nosferatu? non. VOSferatu. c'est pas mon problême

frogmoss1:

i went into her cutlery drawer and her knife to fork ratio was fucked

charl0ttan:

you can visit any area in your house by moving around. well except for when your not at your house. like for example you cant go into your basement at work because its too far away. i think thats the best way i can explain it

whitepeopletwitter:

electrificata:

reporting to you from inside a raspberry

laurellament:

eliteknightcats:

i’ve watched this like 8 times in a row

Me and my dog post-apocalypse after we find a broken crate of canned peaches washed up on the beach

thegreatopossummigration:

s-lycopersicum:

senatortedcruz:

How it feels to make a mistake at work

ghostcrows:

dude stop trying to garner context and character traits from the objects in my room i know youre doing it. stop clicking on shit im not gonna tell you about - oh that picture is of me and my dad. yeah he’s not really in my life anymore i just keep it around cause im sentimental- DUDE

nordfjording:

nordfjording:

dislike and discomfort are normal and healthy parts of the human experience actually

“I find this off-putting” and “this is harmful to me” are surprisingly not the same thing. i know, i’m as shocked as you are

120grad:

i need a polycule of tall skinny white guys preferably like around 10 of them so i can dress them up in nice outfits and give them cute little red ribbon chokers. (hiding a bowling ball behind my back) For no real reason

malibuklaus:

not-very-kawaii-of-you: