March 2025

skakalka404:

I love his wings too🙌

varazhi-deactivated20250417:

smuganimebitch:

smuganimebitch:

More than 2000 years of desperate coping and seething from apologists and theologians and they still have not actually resolved the Epicurean Paradox

This flow chart is so focused on good/evil that it fails to acknowledge a key factor: Maybe God is just a messy bitch who lives for drama.

innerchildabortionclinic:

innerchildabortionclinic:

thinking about that gambling addict who made the most sophisticated bomb the fbi had come across (at the time) and put it in a casino as revenge and the fbi couldn’t disarm it so they had to evacuate the area

just hit the juckport 1 trillion

illambinati:

delta-orionis:

digitalismmm:

Magnetic Resonance

STAR Detector, Brookhaven National Laboratory (source)

girlblocker:

jaguarundi kittens compilation btw. if you even care

princessmo:

fucking hate texting dracula i’ll send him a funny meme and he’ll call me to be like “i need to take a SCREAMshot on my HELL phone” like oh my god we get it youre scary

cheesyturtle:

I will never get over this joke Futurama was so important

faith-and-fandom:

araceil:

annabellioncourt:

kamiyu910:

catbountry:

chupicronian:

lamaenthel:

shoutout to paris hilton for not abandoning her ‘micropig’ 

when it turned out that it was a normal piggy who grew up to be a big fat fatty piggu

Actually that’s pretty standard size for a micro pig. Pigs are ENORMOUS, dude. The average pig on a farm is 7 feet long and over 700 lbs. A normal pig would be much bigger than Hilton.

EDIT: This is a photo of the world’s smallest recognized breed of pig, the kune kune. I’m sorry cartoons lied to you all.

This is the pot bellied pig, another famous “small” breed.

This is your average adult pig.

Big ole’ pigs.

Wild boars can feed people for a very long time! I believe this one was 1800 lbs. (largest piggy ever was about 1,984 lbs)

I NOW KNOW WHY WILD BOARS WERE SO DANGEROUS IN THE DARK AGES HOLY SHIT; RICHARD III I TAKE BACK ALL THE TRASH I TALKED ABOUT YOUR HOUSE CREST GOOD GOD THAT’S TERRIFYING.

holy fucking shit I knew they were big but that’s like the size of a fucking CAR.

And pigs are actually smarter than a lot of other farm animals. They’ll figure out how to break out of gates with locks that other animals can’t figure out.

spacexfucker:

stock image of a man dressed as a cowboy on a white background with "woah there, cowpoke" above his hat and "have you considered this was a vent post on a small blog in which several layers of discourse and social issues have influenced the delivery of several years worth of frustration that is not about you personally because they dont know you???" bellow in black textALT

charl0ttan:

charl0ttan:

ive SEEN quiet toilets. i KNOW we have the technology.

are you perhaps a bat

aurosoulart:

aurosoulart:

aurosoulart:

when your art program’s closing message hits you straight in the heart and makes you stop and contemplate the state of it all

because of the huge response to this post, I decided to make a version of the art that includes the text

image

I’ve also uploaded this design to INPRNT, and all sales proceeds will be donated to environmental and humanitarian charities!

this is still going around with the old dead links - please help me share this version

toxictransrobot:

armoredprincess:

I still think that the point of BDSM is to play out scenarios that would be morally infeasible to enact outside the trappings of fiction. erotic literature can be that as well. so erotic literature that’s “about” BDSM and treats BDSM itself as the taboo and the affirmations of consent and safe words and aftercare as The Sexy Part are jerking it to the cave wall shadows

writing an erotica about a girl reading an erotica about a bdsm scene about a girl being kidnapped and forced to write an erotica about a girl reading ad infinitum

jorking it to recursion

glowcowboy:

glowcowboy:

grief is so crazy like what if i forget what her laugh sounds like. does she know i loved her. i miss her so much. i catch myself doing things she used to do. i wish i could call her. i miss her so much. i do a crossword puzzle. i cry while washing the dishes. does she know i loved her? my heart feels like a hummingbird. i miss her so much. what if i forget what her laugh sounds like. what if i forget.

i talked ab this feeling in therapy yday and my therapist asked me, “would it really be so bad if your memories changed? if they softened and faded or looked different over time? why does that frighten you so much?” and i said, “i don’t want the love to disappear.” and she looked at me for a long moment and then she said, “it won’t. it doesn’t work that way. even if the memories soften or change, it doesn’t mean the love does. that love keeps going backward in time, forever, because you love her still. all is not lost.” i just thought i would share that in case it resonated w anyone else too.

wizard-of-interesting-failure:

sailorsun546:

toastbutteregg:

Evil shadow cultist

Cannot believe it took this image and description to make me realise this thing is a fucking skeksis

ellevandersneed:

had a dream i lost a silver necklace and i get a text from this guy asking if its valuable and I reply no, just sentimental, and he replies back to me with a video of him giving the necklace to a large scarab who immediately buried it in the desert

bogos-bint3d:

“THERE IS NO FRIEND INSIDE ME, THERE IS NO PLUEY, AND THERE IS NO DELTARUNE TOMORROW.”

txttletale:

yknow one quite common response i get to my critiques of the fantasy genre’s ‘evil race’ trope is that, yknow, people want to play games that offer a guilt-free violent power fantasy without any moral complexity. but, like–this is also the core reasoning that makes a lot of pulpy throwback nazi-punching media work, and you never see wolfenstein insisting that germans are biologically evil in order to make that work

ayeforscotland:

Punk band UK Subs were detained upon entering the US and kept locked up for 24 hours with little to eat or drink and no sleep before being sent back to London.

They had the correct paperwork for their visit.

Basically don’t bother going to the US folks, waste of your time and money.

wolfertinger666:

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wolfertinger666:

what the hell, it’s that time today…


bunny morning 🌅🐇🏳️‍⚧️

A WONDERFUL Bunny Morning. You know what would take this morning from wonderful to amazing? A bigass glass of H20!!!

wwouaw

weevilsdaily:

weevil 818

via

ymutate:

C. Trou

prokopetz:

I approve of powerscaling discourse only in utterly senseless contexts. I don’t give a shit about which shōnen protagonists could beat up which other shōnen protagonists, but I will 100% read your five thousand word essay exploring the subtle nuances of establishing a tiered ranking of the Smurfs.

redstonedust:

i like when kids get to that age when they start wishing death and pain and violence upon toddlers tv characters. like most people know the songs about killing barney the dinosaur but i also have vague memories of me and my classmates roleplaying drowning peppa pig. my younger cousin showed me a drawing of the teletubbies being ground up into tubby custard and i didnt even blink like yep. that age huh. the age of indescribable violence. been there buddy.

littlebluecaboose:

airplane tickets should be free if you have internet friends you reaaaaaaally want to hang out with

hasilballward:

Zoom in because I’m kind of proud of how I drew them here

abyssal-gaze:

rye-bread-the-2nd:

hormel:

i’m online and ready to look at a picture!

why dont you look at THIS picture

shit that’s a good one

interstellarvagabond:

hostilepopcorn:

snowy-scales:

eclecticmiscellaneous:

scaliefox:

theliterarywolf:

malatruse:

bolto:

i found the weirdest yt channel like its not even really weird but im just???

 but anyway some girl has spend years animating a show with her furry ocs set in a western universe with hints of?? native american and aztec mythology as well as like bits of others but not really cause theres a rabbit who wears a fuckin sailor outfit and i cant follow the plot at all and theres a crane called ichabod bc subtle 

its fucking me up bc theres so much effort in it but its so haphazard 

i actually love this

Okay, but for this to be animated by one person is fucking AMAZING because we have indie animated projects started and shattered by full teams that don’t even have this much flow.

Youtube is weird because sometimes you find amazing art projects buried in it’s annuals that defy explanation due to their quality and the fact they never went viral.

To watch

i’ve been binging this and i’m on episode 24 and really i find the story pretty interesting and not really that difficult to follow??? my only concern is how all the human children except for like Charles inexplicably look like full-grown adults instead of like actual children

I’ve been a fan of No Evil for a little over a year, and I really can’t recommend it enough! Episodes 1-9 are mostly just animation tests and shorts to get an idea of the characters (though episode 2 and 7 are important to understand the backstory and episode 8 and 9 set up two major conflicts throughout the rest of the series).

There’s a lot of exposition in episode 10 which can be hard to follow on a first watch but is really rewarding when you go back to re-watch everything. Also, the animation is freakin gorgeous now and then, just

SHAPESHIFTING

MAGIC

BEAUTIFUL CHARACTERS

FULLY ANIMATED ASL

PERFECT REACTION GIFS

Also they arrange and record a lot of the music in the show all on their own which is frankly amazing https://youtu.be/L6SZgUVTb4Q

No Evil is so good, you really get lost in the magic of the world and are soon invested in the characters. The designs are so cool and the songs are choice.

If you want help getting into the show on YouTube (because the first few episodes are kinda vague and arent explained till later) you can read the comic that takes places before the show

I highly recommend this one, these people put together an amazing story animating at home and recording in their closets and it deserves as much love in response as was put into its creation

brattylikestoeat:

interstellarvagabond:

hostilepopcorn:

snowy-scales:

eclecticmiscellaneous:

scaliefox:

theliterarywolf:

malatruse:

bolto:

i found the weirdest yt channel like its not even really weird but im just???

 but anyway some girl has spend years animating a show with her furry ocs set in a western universe with hints of?? native american and aztec mythology as well as like bits of others but not really cause theres a rabbit who wears a fuckin sailor outfit and i cant follow the plot at all and theres a crane called ichabod bc subtle 

its fucking me up bc theres so much effort in it but its so haphazard 

i actually love this

Okay, but for this to be animated by one person is fucking AMAZING because we have indie animated projects started and shattered by full teams that don’t even have this much flow.

Youtube is weird because sometimes you find amazing art projects buried in it’s annuals that defy explanation due to their quality and the fact they never went viral.

To watch

i’ve been binging this and i’m on episode 24 and really i find the story pretty interesting and not really that difficult to follow??? my only concern is how all the human children except for like Charles inexplicably look like full-grown adults instead of like actual children

I’ve been a fan of No Evil for a little over a year, and I really can’t recommend it enough! Episodes 1-9 are mostly just animation tests and shorts to get an idea of the characters (though episode 2 and 7 are important to understand the backstory and episode 8 and 9 set up two major conflicts throughout the rest of the series).

There’s a lot of exposition in episode 10 which can be hard to follow on a first watch but is really rewarding when you go back to re-watch everything. Also, the animation is freakin gorgeous now and then, just

SHAPESHIFTING

MAGIC

BEAUTIFUL CHARACTERS

FULLY ANIMATED ASL

PERFECT REACTION GIFS

Also they arrange and record a lot of the music in the show all on their own which is frankly amazing https://youtu.be/L6SZgUVTb4Q

No Evil is so good, you really get lost in the magic of the world and are soon invested in the characters. The designs are so cool and the songs are choice.

If you want help getting into the show on YouTube (because the first few episodes are kinda vague and arent explained till later) you can read the comic that takes places before the show

I highly recommend this one, these people put together an amazing story animating at home and recording in their closets and it deserves as much love in response as was put into its creation

shamebats:

synebluetoo:

feminist-space:

feminist-space:

juliusgoat on Bluesky: "Hello, l'm a disruptor, very smart, here to create efficiency. I'm just going to drill holes in the bottom of this boat to see which parts of the hull are mission-critical. Are you aware that over 50% of the hull is above the water line? What use could that possibly be? and before you answer, I have already removed it." millivanilla on Bluesky:"You could sell off all that heavy safety equipment too. The boat will ride higher in the water, enabling you to remove even more unnecessary hull."ALT
chuckwendig on Bluesky: "It's fine because we've fired the guys who monitor holes in the hull, and we also fired the guys who look for water coming into the boat, we are very efficient and saving so much money by getting rid of this boat fraud" speakercode on Bluesky: "Imagine how much money we could save by not floating"ALT

You know, if everyone just bought a helicopter like I did, we wouldn’t even need a boat

sizhens-deactivated20250415:

communist-ojou-sama:

Honestly when people insist that the end of USAID marks a “return” to some kind of hard-fisted age of imperialism, above all it shows that they somehow thought that US aid around the world was some actual act of generosity or Mere publicity for US empire, when the reality is that especially in Africa the aid Itself WAS the imperialism. The aid itself was specifically designed to undermine the development of local industries and foster dependence on the US on every economic level to undermine national sovereignty. Without the aid there’s suffering in the short term, but also a complete retraction of leverage in the long term and again, let’s be realistic: the US is not going to bring in boats and planes and conquer states on the African mainland that refuse to submit to its dictates. It can’t afford to and even if it could it can’t win.

Those who come with wheat, millet, corn or milk, they are not helping us. Those who really want to help us can give us ploughs, tractors, fertilizers, insecticides, watering cans, drills and dams. That is how we would define food aid.

– Comrade Thomas Sankara

edwardalbee:

candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy

libraford:

libraford:

Sometimes you have to take a step back and remember that same-sex marriage has only been legal in America for ten years.

I know that it seems like it’s been this way forever, but when they were leaving it up to the states and Indiana legalized it for a whole 24 hours before Mike Pence got wise to it- me and a bunch of strangers ran around the city hall block with a rainbow flag because we were so happy. People were getting married on the spot because they’d been waiting so long and we didn’t know if the ruling was going to stick.

It’s wild to think about how much has changed just in my lifetime. Sodomy was a crime until 2003. Don’t Ask Don’t Tell was both enacted and repealed in my life.

The processes are slower than we want, but in retrospect- a lot has changed since the 90s.

orcboxer:

technovillain:

the state of the job search these days is something fucking else man

• Keyboard with a working N key

77777777awawawawawawa:

some of yall obviously just have a fetish for having sex

cryptotheism:

Her block

chirpasaurus:

i-just-like-commenting:

Text: decoupling pregnancy from femininity means accurate and more inclusive language and treatment, but it also allows cis women to refuse motherhood without refusing womanhood, which is great for feminism and terrifying for misogyny.

–THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS. As a sterile cis woman who doesn’t want to have children anyway I feel this is every ounce of my being. “Define woman” types tend to do so in a way that excludes me too, so I got to stand with my trans sisters.

Your periodic reminder that “divine feminine” this “magic womb” that is just patriarchy in gauze and glitter. REJECT THE BOX even when it has a makeover.

lostinthelegs:

don’t know what the whole point of life is yet, just excited to be here

thesophistiicate:

the ability to see more beauty in the world is a skill. the more beauty you see, the more comes to you, the more you create yourself. so much of the disempowerment people feel is because they are trained to see the ugly and negative in everything. you have to unpick your mind from the lure of negativity and train yourself to find beauty. if you want a beautiful life, it starts with learning to find the beauty everywhere.

reallyreallyreallytrying:

which toe is the star of the foot? if you think it’s the big toe, you’re a showboating creep. if you think it’s the pinky you’re a grovelling pest. and if you think it’s any of the three middle ones you’re a paper-thin contrarian. no substance, no intellect. you’re disgusting

smiggles:

smiggles:

smiggles:

Moving from Texas to Washington and being surrounded by so many queer resources has made me realize how much I’ve lost without a community of people who are just like me right outside my door

Specifically I moved to save my life

It took every ounce of my money

90% of my sanity and I will be feeling the effects of that hasty escape perhaps for the rest of my life due to what I had to do to achieve this


But I’d do it again if I had to.

What the fuck do you MEAN they’re’s a newspaper for queer people here that’s been running for over 50 years

What do you mean there are THIS MANY trans history books

What do you mean there are queer flags everywhere

orcboxer:

bardjulus:

tonyzaret:

As seen on “Reddit” site

@orcboxer

NTA

orcboxer:

cryptotheism:

there are three animals:

Animal with productive capacity: pig

Animal that wishes to interact: puppy

Animal that flees: bug

friendly pig = puppy

skittish puppy = bug

ant = pig

daily-crabbys:

Today’s crab is: horsepile

orcboxer:

kurt-russett:

onlytiktoks:

it’s honest work being a support crab.

not what it’s called

deep-space-netwerk:

[Link]

Under the “has cleared its orbital neighborhood” and “fuses hydrogen into helium” definitions, thanks to human activities Earth technically no longer qualifies as a planet but DOES count as a star.

heartseeker:

whatcoloristhatcat:

heartseeker:

i think we should rename the Classic Tabby to Swirly Whirly Tabby. reblog if you also think we should rename the Classic Tabby to Swirly Whirly Tabby

black classic tabby with low white spotting

i see how it is

chloebangbang:

epilepticsaints:

I don’t know how I’m ever expected to be normal again after watching this. this video is already lodging itself deep within my vocabulary as I type