This game is about to drive me crazy. So, right now as you can hear, theres a zombie somewhere, an-and that’s the thing; Somewhere
I have no Fucking idea where he is. I have dug out this entire Fucking WALL and it’s like. “Okay maybe he’s lower down to the ground but I go down to here.”
(Pauses)
(Distant zombie noise)
Its further away! So it’s like “okay, why don’t I just kind of position myself in a way that I can approximate where it’s coming from?”
tickles me pink when you get a quest to kill ghosts in an rpg. like yeah this massive broadsword is gonna do just fine against these things.no rites no helping them move on just fucking cleaving them in twain
Just saw an ad for swimwear with the most miserable looking model ever
Why does she look like she’s having a depressive episode I’m concerned. Is the swimsuit doing that to her?
The American mind simply cannot comprehend neutrality. In the Americas, a smile with teeth is equivalent to the European slight lift of the corner of the mouth
This company claimed to be based out of Los Angeles. Also the entirely of Europe and literally all of north and South America are extremely large geographical regions to compare that widely. Also if you’re implying that American models never have neutral expressions that’s simply untrue. And if you’re criticizing Americans for like culturally tending to smile at people yeah we do I guess but I fail to see why that means that “the American mind simply cannot comprehend neutrality”
I’m European and the model also looks miserable to me
Oh wow so me saying “no government documentation should ever include a gender marker for any reason” has been right all along. For exactly the reason I stated when people were giving me shit for not supporting x markers on documents.
Honestly I’d be more inclined to play Stardew Valley if it was about a depressed cop trying to solve a murder whilst navigating the politics of a mass strike and the fallout of counter revolution
I know I’m just being picky about a joke at this point but this post bugs me every time I see it. because stardew valley actually does have a pretty direct political statement. it’s not really the cat-in-the-alps game people seem to think it is, it’s very explicitly anti-capitalism
it’s just not like. complex about it
the literal opening of the game is your player character as an office worker in Fucked Up Evil Capitalist Company Office (complete with randomized worker skeletons) and deciding to move out to the middle of nowhere farmville to get away from it all.
and the actual story of the game is Fucked Up Evil Capitalist Company Wants To Take Over Your Town. and you get the choice of either help the local townsfolk (and also local magic spirits) repair the community center or let the company you just left the demonstrably horrendous working conditions of turn it into a warehouse
I think people who consider aromanticism as “basically straight” underestimate how noticeable absence can be to those around you.
Whether you’re a kid in school with classmates who won’t take “no one” as an answer to who you have a crush on or an adult whose coworkers have picked up on the fact that you’ve never mentioned a romantic partner; after enough time, a lack or insufficient amount of romantic interest will raise the antennae of friends, family, coworkers, etc… They will notice and they will speculate and they will ask.
It is impossible to meet the societal bar for straightness through inaction.
Oh, what does that mean? Well basically. You’re Bad. And you can’t be Good, because if you ever try to be Good then you’re only doing it to hurt people, because you’re Bad.
If you ever try to seek help through therapy then you’ll have to wade through therapists who believe Bad Person Disease makes you dangerous to everyone around you. Yes even if you’ve never actually hurt anyone, or you respond to stress by isolating or hurting yourself. Actually if you hurt yourself it’s just to manipulate others. Because you’re Bad.
Also any time you try to seek help online you’ll find people discussing specifically how to upset you, including to the point of ruining your life. But it’s okay, you have Bad Person Disease, so acting maliciously or cruelly towards you is justified.
These kinds of disease are all on complicated spectrums and different people will experience wildly different symptoms or express things in wildly different ways. Not Bad Person Disease though. Yeah, you’re all the same. All Bad, you see.
If someone else takes personality traits from other people then it’s just a normal impact of socialisation on human development. Not you though, if you take any personality traits from the people around you then you’re doing it on purpose and it’s bad, because you’re Bad.
If someone else has a meltdown, screams or yells or snaps, it’s probably just that they’re having a rough day and need some help. Not you though, if you ever do anything that upsets anyone then it’s because you’re Bad and always will be Bad and that makes you dangerous.
are you doing something that sucks but needs doing? give yourself a reward after finishing! and a break! both of these are sure to give you a better chance at finishing that important thing you really don’t want to be doing!
Yeah stabbing Caesar is great and all, but the lesson we should all take from the Ides of March is if your insurrectionary actions create a massive power vacuum, you fucking better have a plan to stop an even more autocratic despot from stepping in, deifying the dude you killed, and casting you as history’s villains for the next thousand years.
My favorite thing about this is that you can see him iteratively looking for the branch’s center of gravity to haul it off by. This guy is a branch carrying expert.
straight people are so fascinating even when they aren’t actively trying to be homophobic. I had a class a few years ago where one assignment was to summarize some eighth century arabic poetry about going out for drinks with the lads before indulging in some gay sex and like half the class came in and said “I’m sorry idk what was happening in this one, they mention having sex with a servant but they also say the servant’s a man? where’d the woman come from? I’m so confused.” and a few days ago in a shakespeare class I made a comment about how cleopatra and octavius caesar are kind of parallel characters in possessively bartering for mark antony’s attention and one of my classmates responded as though I’d been talking about octavia and not caesar, despite the fact that I said “caesar” and “him” multiple times while describing the actions he specifically took. fully incapable of comprehending of anything that’s even a little bit gay.
DONT use glasses, youll become dependent on them to see!!!! #WARONDRUGS #OVERPRESCRIPTION #CORRECTIVELENSADDICTION
I know this is a humorous exaggeration designed to show how silly it is to deny medication and mobility/quality of life aids to disabled people by applying the argument to something silly in a way that nobody would ever do but… unfortunately I have heard people say this. I’ve heard people suggest that people with minor sight problems shouldn’t get glasses, and people needing to move to a stronger prescription should do it and should stay on as light a prescription as they can use and still function, because the glasses will “weaken their eyes” and make their eyesight worse (which is bullshit). People will pull this ableist bullshit on glasses wearers, too.
wtf i’m literally shaking and crying right now i just saw silver bullets for sale on temu why the fuck are there silver bullets on temu
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Hey. Hey. Look at me. Do you genuinely believe Temu of all places is going to have genuine sterling silver bullets for sale? TEMU. Wish and Shein’s bastard child?
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they had wooden stakes on there too i’m actually fearing for my and my partner’s lives right now
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Yeah I bought some wooden stakes from Temu and they broke instantly. I wasn’t even using any force to put them in my lawn as it rained quite recently. I wouldn’t worry too much about any silver bullets you find. They’re probably just silver plated.
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Can confirm- Temu silver isn’t real and can’t hurt us. I bought a bunch of silver jewelry off there because I can’t afford anything the legitimate stores are selling and when I tried them they barely even burned. Not worth it.
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Why on earth would you, a werewolf, buy silver jewelry???
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well for me it’s a sex thing.
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Why would you voluntarily wear jewelry from Temu? Did you at least sanitize it first???
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Uh… I licked it first. Werewolf saliva can disinfect surfaces right?
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YOU WHAT
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Oh my g-d just because werewolf saliva can make your wounds heal faster doesn’t mean it works miracles!!!
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Wait how would you know that?
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@.daddy-fenris is not the brightest sometimes.
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oh my god IT WAS ONE TIME why do you have to put me on blast right now
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The world needs to know. Roadkill please go see a doctor or a vet or something.
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i feel like this is taking away from the real issue at paw
[A spotlight turns on above the kids, the room dark.]
OTTO: That was a close one! OLIVE: We’re not out of the woods yet, look.
[Many faces appear in the darkness. They look menacing.]
???: Welcome, welcome! This is where I’ve been storing all the trash. Now, I’m not going to try anything, I already know you have stuff to prevent that, but they’re a lot more violent. Prepare for a fight, your lives may depend on it. OLIVE: Don’t worry partner, we’ve got this. ???: Not afraid? Well then, how about this? Whoever survives gets to come back to the game!
[DOWN DOWN DOWN approaches quickly, attacking the two agents.]
OTTO: I remember you! DOWN DOWN DOWN: I̴̟͂̀̚'̴̼͎̫̅̇̓M̵̜̱̗̍͝ ̵͔͋͛̈́Ņ̷̣̗̙͋͊͘Ǒ̶̦̘̳̓T̵̬̅̏ ̴̤̥̇̂̈͠G̴̤͖̏O̶̙̗̦̻̓̀̂̍Į̵̢̘͒N̵̦̗̈G̶͕̟̺̀̓͌ ̷̘̂̐̌̂D̷͈̙̋͗̄̚O̶̞̎W̷̭̼͗̎͝N̶̨͈̣̞̋̽̒͠ ̷̜̯̝̙̅͆D̵̡͕̤̰̀Ö̴͇̫͉̞́̈́͑W̶͔̙̓N̷̳̄̈̾ ̵̧̟̬̒̈́̚͜D̷̩̄Ơ̷̝͖W̴̩̹͕̣͊̀́̈N̸̺̠̫̦͝ OLIVE: He’s not himself right now. We need to get out of here, and if that means fighting we have to. OLIVE: Shields up!
[The former contestants attacks were relentless, Olive & Otto were running out of options.]
???: Ooh! Looks like I’ve got some new toys to play with! ???: Please welcome A SIMPLE FOOL, I WANT DIE, & EXTREME VIOLENCE!!
[What remains of RTGame, Spongebob, & the Haminations duo are dropped into the arena.]
???: You three are going to LOVE this! ???: KILL ALL OF THEM AND YOU GET TO RETURN TO THE GAME!
[EXTREME VIOLENCE immediately starts attacking the other R3 drop-ins. The attention of the others is diverted for just a moment allowing Olive & Otto to get away.]
OTTO: That was close! OLIVE: We’re not out of the woods yet partner.
[THE DEEP AND DREAMLESS SLEEP hangs in front of them. He is unmoving, barely registerable as living, though he talks to them clearly.]
THE DEEP AND DREAMLESS SLEEP: No matter what you try to do… THE DEEP AND DREAMLESS SLEEP: The fans will hate you anyways… THE DEEP AND DREAMLESS SLEEP: I knew we never should’ve done that concert… OTTO: He doesn’t look like he knows we’re here, let’s just go!
[The agents run into the darkness. It doesn’t end, but there’s no other options anymore.]
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