March 2025

tpwrtrmnky:

pezdi-spencer:

tpwrtrmnky:

tpwrtrmnky:

heyyyy internet leftist… i can’t help but notice that none of your posting involves confessing to crimes on the internet, or revealing details about your on-the-ground activism that could be used to find you in real life? seems suspicious, i’m going to assert that all you ever do is post

#this is bait just in case anyone here hasn’t been told#don’t admit to any involvement in crimes or activism or rebellion online

No, bait is when you’re actually trying to make people respond. This is a parody of fed posting. This is meant to be so blatant that nobody could possibly fall for it. I am learning that I’ve overestimated Tumblr’s literacy.

sorry, should have worded it better, i meant if you see something like this in the wild it’s bait

Thanks for clarifying

carolxdanvers:

bonediggercharleston:

mapsontheweb:

The United States — ALL of it

Reminder that Guam, Puerto Rico, the Northern Marianas, American Samoa and the US Virgin Islands and DC don’t have actual representation in congress and only DC can vote for President even though over 5 million people live in these areas

They drill “no taxation without representation” into our heads like it’s why the country exists… and then omit the fact that allllllll of those people pay taxes and have no say in their government.

james-silvercat:

halloweentual:

they should invent a doesn’t kill you that actually makes you stronger

Vaccines

depsidase:

i-am-a-fish:

hi i’ve seen this popup before. u click the left option or the middle option also works. it’ll be great

spexxings-cotl-corner:

the le funny cat

I’ll be honest I HATE his design and how he looks. The combination of both me trying to force something as well as being busy with school stuff has made me uncook with this one. I’m gonna try again but this time something more to my liking. oky bye bye :3.

throatofdelusion12:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

The real problem with the Hasbro monolith re-defining “indie RPG” to mean “literally any tabletop RPG that isn’t Dungeons & Dragons” is that now when you ask somebody what their favourite obscure indie RPG is, that twelve page zine game about robot catgirls having sex with each other is competing for oxygen with, like, Vampire: The Masquerade, and that’s just not good for the ecosystem.

“Why does anyone care what Hasbro thinks” well, see, the problem is that monopolistic business practices don’t require your approval. If you think this problem exists simply because individual consumers are stupid and need to make better individual choices, I’m afraid you’ve lost the plot!

Like, don’t get it twisted. This issue doesn’t stem from people having bad taste in games – it stems from the fact that Dungeons & Dragons is owned by the same multinational media megacorp that owns Monopoly and My Little Pony. We’re not going to nerd-shame our way out of this one, folks.

where can I buy the 12 page zine game about robot catgirls having sex with each other is competing for oxygen

I mean I already own VTM

fragranticareviewers:

sacred-portal:

werewiire:

shout out to this bonkers post i found on r/woodworking:

op also frequently posted to PUA subs

suzypfonne:

Before January 2025:

If you are a USAmerican in a relationship that might be affected by legislation that dissolves same-sex marriages, who may no longer be recognized as next-of-kin, especially if you have children, get your rights in writing!

Your marriage certificate may not be enough to prove you have rights to make medical decisions for non-biological children or for a same-sex spouse or partner.

Go to a lawyer, get it spelled out as clearly as possible that you have a voice in emergency medical and legal situations.

surviving-the-next-4-years:

bringbreakables:

Oh no. MAGA is mad that the NYT shared the names of DOGE staffers. Don’t share this! Would be a shame

technofeudalism:

this guy really always had something to say about almost everything and nearly all of it is still completely relevant almost 200 years later. fascinating stuff.

bungerc0re:

^_^ <- sign of the devil

ycoil:

do not joke about the advertisements, do not engage with the advertisements in witty fashions, do not, fucking, mention the contents of the advertisements. as soon as an advertisement enters your mind, you kill it, dont care how cute it is, take it out back and shoot it. install adblock, ublock, mute the volume, look away, turn off the monitor, cover your ears, paint over it. evolve your mind, your modality, your instincts, to disregard the stimuli of advertisements before you can even process it. whatever it takes, you do not let them win. and thats an order.

ycoil:

do not joke about the advertisements, do not engage with the advertisements in witty fashions, do not, fucking, mention the contents of the advertisements. as soon as an advertisement enters your mind, you kill it, dont care how cute it is, take it out back and shoot it. install adblock, ublock, mute the volume, look away, turn off the monitor, cover your ears, paint over it. evolve your mind, your modality, your instincts, to disregard the stimuli of advertisements before you can even process it. whatever it takes, you do not let them win. and thats an order.

ycoil:

do not joke about the advertisements, do not engage with the advertisements in witty fashions, do not, fucking, mention the contents of the advertisements. as soon as an advertisement enters your mind, you kill it, dont care how cute it is, take it out back and shoot it. install adblock, ublock, mute the volume, look away, turn off the monitor, cover your ears, paint over it. evolve your mind, your modality, your instincts, to disregard the stimuli of advertisements before you can even process it. whatever it takes, you do not let them win. and thats an order.

0811:

underrated twin peaks line is the best and worst people are drawn to a dead dog and the rest just turn away

enyafan:

n-award:

192929020202020:

khrushchov:

wdwp:

afloweroutofstone:

swarnpert:

hotvampireadjacent:

mlarayoukai:

curiooftheheart:

toskarin:

staff:

As if there weren’t enough ways to post to Tumblr, look what Marco got working.

tamamita:

oh okay

tamamita:

oh okay

specialmouse-deactivated2025060:

Have you noticed that vibrating layer beneath everything yet or

goetic-justice:

you’re cute so i’m downloading you

suigintou:

i just felt someone right click me

SALMONELLA CHAT

angelicguy:

tumitrubl100: ahahahahah raw dough is suuuuch a vibe thoooo fr

runnyruns1: pass tha eggs tha wetter tha better

escuerzoresucitado:

pawbeanies:

he (slide whistle) on my (boioioing) till we both (truck honking as it passes by)

mary-cross:

yipyiplad:

A redraw as a thanks

I’m quite bad at responding to comments whoops

So I decided to draw @mary-cross au as a thank you for the compliment on my art, which I really appreciate but Good lord I was struggling with the pose for Dulciter


Anyways Puella✨

OMG LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY!! Thank you so much!!’ You made my day!!! AH! I love how you paid attention to Puellas outfit GAHHHHH!!!!!! HOW SWEET!!!

GAAAHHHHHHHH BEST THING TO WAKE UP TO!!!

mary-cross:

Here are a few sketches with the events that’s occurs on my AU of COTL. I’m not as active as I was but that’s because works has been killing me! And commission are getting done one by one! Once in free I will post more! Much love! (I’m more active on insta)

lylikers:

constantly in awe of the indomitable spirit of homestuck. it’s been eternally, publicly branded as dogshit, the most any layman knows about it in 2025 is sharpie bath mythology, there truly is no hope for its public image, and yet. to this day you will never find an internet comment section without a nepeta profile picture. the mentally ill tweenagers of the world are still using typing quirks. tamsyn muir is putting out New York Times Bestsellers with her partner’s pesterchum tag written in the dedication along with “<>” . you can’t fight it

punkerthanyouposers:

hateusandseeifwemind-deactivate:

All “takes” on this blog reflect real policy that will come to pass in the dark era of my rule

hahaha you think the current political climate is bad wait until I defeat the posers

punkerthanyouposers:

rhodabotics:

tentacleteapot:

this could be the snart of something big

this could be the snort of something pig

it’s him

i-say-waa:

whatcoloristhatcat:

only-cat-memes:

dilute black (blue) tortoiseshell with moderate white spotting

Waa.

sandmandaddy69:

bingle-official:

terraswallows:

The Duality of Estrogen be like that…

:) :(

furryprovocateur:

big fan of this image used on the wikipedia page for static electricity

airlocksandaviaries:

singswan-springswan:

airlocksandaviaries:

Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys

improvise it is

You.

YOU.

There have been COUNTLESS replies to this post, saying all kinds of words that start with I (the most popular being “ignite”).

But YOU are the ONLY PERSON who has come up with an I word worthy of completing it. Thank you for this gift.

Improvise it is.

nifigiri:

ryo-maybe:

Where is the video with the dude running as if he’s about to do the sickest skateboard trick, but then he just keeps running

grvstnaya-svka:

grvstnaya-svka:

unpretty:

unpretty:

when i was in middle school nickelodeon on directv broke and it froze on the same frame for five hours. which would not have been so bad, except it was during the episode of spongebob where he goes to live with the jellyfish. specifically the scene where he’s naked and covered in sea urchins and flopping all over the place trying to get them off. and it froze on the frame where spongebob was facedown on the ground, naked. so he was laying there like that in complete silence for five hours. we would change the channel back every so often to see if he’d gotten up, but he was still like that when we went to bed. none of my friends had directv so when i asked them the next day they hadn’t seen it, but my brother and i were pretty convinced that spongebob was dead.

image

tshifty:

like to charge reblog to cast

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

🕯️🕯️ may all 🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️corrupt politicians🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ meet their fate 🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ ‧͙☆༓happy ides༓☆‧͙🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ to all 🕯️🕯️

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

lenorblr:

moonymoon90:

In the meantime I discovered that yesterday, in Rome, this happened

Wow!

wizard-of-interesting-failure:

ot3:

my “i <3 wearing clothes until they’re in rags” shirt is raising a lot of questions it is unable to answer due to the large holes rendering it illegible

That’s an easy fix; the large holes could be endlessly gibbering mouths of fabric trailing ragged threads from their thin lips. Then the shirt would be able to communicate whatever it wished.

plantyhamchuk:

rewind-on-purpose:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-08-22/food-plant-solutions-malnutrition-farming-edible-plants/12580732

https://fms.cmsvr.com/fmi/webd/Food_Plants_World

This guy is my new hero. I LOVE learning about native food plants that just grow everywhere without human help.

The database is a little clunky to use (especially on a phone), but still loads of excellent information.

Here’s their website - Food Plant Solutions - and they can use volunteers! And $ of course. What they really need help with is connecting with NGOs/groups on the ground already working in countries, to get them access to the database. They also need help from formally trained agronomists, people good with website stuff, and people good at marketing / getting the word out about their project.

verbnounadjective:

fandomsandfeminism:

fandomsandfeminism:

fandomsandfeminism:

I think you can tell a lot about how rigorous and committed someone’s belief in a human right is by how quickly they are able to name people who they think could or should have that right taken away.

Like “X is a universal human right. (This doesn’t include Y people though)”

Either you think X isn’t actually a human right, or you think Y aren’t people.

“Yeah, but if they broke the law/are a felon/are a criminal then…”



I am begging yall to remember that the government who gets to dehumanize criminals also gets to decide who the criminals are.

why is there even so much debate it’s literally just stripping certain people of their freedom of speech

dat-soldier:

Life Story

slowburnsucker:

Titan’s Curse in live action !!

I’ve prayed for times like these 😭🙏🏼

crehelf:

escuerzoresucitado:

misterbrick42:

mevil:

oh look at him fucking go