March 2025

noxthesynners:

real-british-empire:

i-suggest-murder:

gimme-da-sword:

the-straight-guy-of-tumbir:

sanemero57tempmain:

justyoureverydaytwstsimp:

moflettastein:

fantasticcollectorkitten:

not-fae-no-sir:

ask-fnaf-goldie-and-bonbon:

i will never not reblog this!

This ground is old…un burdened…sacred…

everyone who sees this must reblog

god left in 2012

And came back in 2225

IT HAS BEEN FOUND, A RELIC!

this was like, one of the first ten pins I saved to my pinterest when I first joined.. dear golly..

Don’t tell the British about this relic they’ll steal it to put in their museum

@real-british-empire hey have you seen this

Yoink!!!

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

ladyoftheharbour:

i just think that smoking weed at concerts poll was rly annoying bc the question was “is it rude” but people were treating it like the only two options were “it’s morally unconscionable in every situation and you deserve to go to jail if you do it even once” and “it’s always ok everywhere and if you say it’s not in the best of taste you’re exactly the same as a fascist” and the whole thing made me feel like this

nontheanon:

randomalienencounter:

alienracist:

a-very-real-human:

like/reblog if u are:

  • a bitch
  • a bastard
  • an all around fool
  • an omnipresent all-powerful being
  • a sparrow
  • c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝
  • capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds
  • an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

YOU will NEVER figure out which one I am

I’m a fool

A fuckin dumbass

bloodenjoyer:

when people act like Large Beverages are the thing thats wrong with america as if thats not the only thing keeping me from driving off a cliff… ohhhh Those greedy americans slonking away at their Large Beverages. we’re literally all working in the hamburger mine to afford rock and roll disc . Beverage is all we have

the-halfling-prince:

“I need to see them suffer” I say about a character who already does nothing but suffer

hxgrl:

This is fucking awesome LMAOOOO

article link

tired-mochii:

Emergency: I’m really struggling to pay my bills!

Thursday, March 6th: Hello, everyone. I’m Gem, a bi, mentally ill, and disabled woman in desperate need of help as I’m struggling to pay my bills this month!!

I apologize for asking for help again. As most of you know from my previous posts, I have been struggling to make ends meet while on welfare. And due to my outstanding bills and ever-increasing debt, it has been difficult for me to get by. These past few months have been absolute hell, and with no other income, I’ve been relying on the kindness of others to get by.

I am in desperate need of that kindness again, because even though I managed to pay my rent and basic utilities for the month, I still need help to get groceries and pay my credit card bill which is, unfortunately, due before I receive my welfare again on March 31st.

Again, I know this is a lot to ask, but if anyone could spare any amount to help me, even if it’s just £1/$1/€1, it would save my life, and sharing helps just as much.

£0/£200!!

✨️PayPal✨️

batmanisagatewaydrug:

w0lfskitten:

cringedog:

cringedog:

to all the warriors who will feel pressured to shave their legs now that it’s warm enough to wear shorts… HOLD THE LINE!!!

as this post gets closer to hitting 1k i can hear the “i just hate the feeling of hair” people approaching in the distance & when they get here im turning off reblogs

The feeling of getting into bed with fresh, clean sheets after a nice warm shower with freshly shaven legs is better than sex

no one asked

milquetoaast:

milquetoaast:

haters will say i wont make pancakes for breakfasyt tomorrow

haters also said id make them too thin they were right

fishtrouts:

Everybody, this is Grym! He’s Hopper’s father and a traditionally evil dragon but with some extra razzle-dazzle added 🪩✨

Patreon

sourcreammachine:

bigandtired-deactivated20250405:

swoodthis:

gayseyjones:

dangdfeng:

teathattast:

zitrontorte:

roberteospeedwagon:

THERE ARE MORE IMAGES OF THE TWO OF THEM???

TWO MORE OF THEM

TWO MORE OF THEM

MORE

@mycastletown

TWO MORE OF THEM!!!

riceoatswheatgrain:

magiccarpetman:

letitrainathousandflames:

elodieunderglass:

alexaloraetheris:

wintersmitth:

caressthosecheekbones:

random-brushstrokes:

Leonid Pasternak  (Ukrainian, 1862–1945) - The Torments of Creative Work

oh leonid, we’re really in it now

Leonid, you really understand it.

Save me Leonid, from my empty Word document

Leonid what should I do about the emails

Babe are you okay? you reblogged Leonid Pasternak’s Torments of Creative Work again

Leonid Pasternak is the best! My favorite of his is The Night Before The Exam (1895).

There really is nothing new under the sun

liongrl321:

mokubaskaiba:

young-replica:

i am too tired to be on this fcking website lol

lianxingkoi:

ashyslashyy:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

when he says “ahwooo” it’s scary because you think the werewolves are nearby. but then he says “the werewolves of london” and you think oh.. i’m not in london. but then you remember they could travel

madscience:

honeycakelion:

you WILL look at the cookies wife and I have made

retquits:

there is something so crazy and powerful about having art of your oc that was made by anyone other than yourself. like oh my god you actually exist outside of my own brain that’s WILD

monza2019:

malygos:

happy st. patrick’s day, here’s a reminder that the english invaded and colonized our country, attempted genocide, when that didnt work punished us for speaking our own language and enjoying our culture to the point where precious few even speak Gaeilge as a primary language, brutally crushed those who attempted to rebel, ignited a civil war intentionally so they could keep the north, fanned the flames of the Troubles, allowed prisoners to starve to death on hunger strike to send a message, treated us like 2nd class citizens in both our own country and in the UK for years, CONTINUE to fuck over the north, and now attempt to profit off our national holiday by getting really drunk even though the alcohol issues that my country is famous for are due to the above reasons. have a good one

I made this post in 2017. I feel it’s important to re-add the fact that all this happening to the irish does not make reverse racism real. white people are not oppressed. who do you think did all this to the irish? white british people. and the irish ended up using racism to their advantage particularly in the US to claim whiteness for ourselves. ireland is a deeply racist country today. our colonisation and genocide does not excuse our and our diaspora’s treatment of people of colour.

instead of leaving stupid comments on this post, please donate to the choctaw nation, especially if you are a white american claiming any irish heritage. if you’re in ireland, petition for an end to direct provision, as well as finding out what you can about asylum seekers rights groups in our country (I am most familiar with MASI, but there are plenty within easily googleable reach.) and listen to and support people of colour when they talk about the racism they experience, instead of using the irish as justification for your victim complex. any irish person that encourages that is just a racist using our history of violence, genocide and displacement as their weapon.

blu-et:


fucking brutal section headings from the herman melville wikipedia page

libraryspectre:

jixiani:

libraryspectre:

To the welder I saw as I was leaving work yesterday: you were up on the roof of the building coming up next door. The sun was setting, the sky already dark behind you, and you were glowing reddish-pink in the light of your torch. You were lit up the exact color as the sky across the bridge, like you were holding your own sparking, setting sun. It would have been a beautiful painting, but I’m not a painter, and I wish you could have seen it.

I have no idea if I got this anything like the real image, but this is the image this post conjured in my mind. Just a quick and sloppy doodle because I read this and couldn’t not try to draw it.

This is so beautiful!!!! You got the colors just right

somethingusefulfromflorida:

captain-price-unofficially:

Pepsi distributed Dr Pepper (on the left) And Coca-Cola distributed Dr Pepper (on the right). Dr. Pepper isn’t owned by either company, it is it’s own company Keurig Doctor Pepper, BUT they don’t have a bottling facility. In an area, they use whichever bottling facility gives them the best deal. That’s why sometimes it’s Pepsi shaped and sometimes it’s Coke shaped.

letterful:

yupokaysuremhm:

smol-satan:

yupokaysuremhm:

Do you like the color of tumblr mobile?

Which one?

I sat here 

Like an absolute dumbass

@ everyone reblogging this currently, I hope you know that you got me back. I fell for my own post. Not only are we all fools, but we’re the entire circus

virtualgirladvance:

text saying "surround urself with transgender furries" written on a tiled wall with black markerALT

evilrat-sabre:

michigan-the-state:

headspace-hotel:

foxtail354:

thenatsdorf:

Itchy snoot. 

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

@vocabulary-altering-posts

lofi-hearts:

velvetys:

Every 10 years or so they have to release a bad fantastic four movie and it’s very important that the movie is bad

bongjoonheaux:

Sorry for being incapable of answering a question without like 900 “It dependssss” prefaces. Unfortunately too many things depend on too many things

ctiren:

bongjoonheaux:

Chapter 1: I’ve been transported to a new world and must suck 100 dicks to get home??

Chapter 407: Grasping me by the shoulders, my bloodied senior says my father’s death wasn’t my fault, that I was just a scared kid and that I’m allowed to seek comfort. Weeping, I suck his– my hundredth– dick

Tumblr tag: and then you have to decide whether to recommend it to people on the basis of the healing narrative yeah.ALT

busket:

I feel lucky that my pet became a meme that was not adopted and used by nazis. everyone that has told me they adore this meme is a cool person and not a scumbag loser. if she became the face of a crypto scam or the name of an illegal government entity id have a crisis


naamahdarling:

hollyevolving:

alexaloraetheris:

thornsilver:

ampervadasz:

I kill you

Unmute for full effect.

This is literally how movies introduce the most badass monster that’s gonna wreck the protagonist’s entire week.

The sudden stare

iD: A mesh sided cat carrier sits on a car seat. It is impossible to see inside but SOMETHING is in there, tearing at the mesh with all its might. We can see claws, hear the sounds of zippers jingling and the insistent ripping and plucking. After several seconds, the large eyes of a black cat become visible behind the mesh, followed by an anticlimactic, normal-volume meow.

The comedic timing is excellent.

argumate:

ralfmaximus:

ralfmaximus:

argumate:

if you say “I am going to pick up my car” then a superintelligence must surely ascribe non-negligible weight to the hypothesis that you are incredibly strong

The old CYC artificial intelligence engine used that example as one of many sample test cases used to debug the thing. Another was, “I saw the mountains flying over the ocean”.

Shit, CYC still exists!

It was memorable (to me) because unlike LLM AI, it relies on millions of human-defined rules as its knowledge base. Thus it took literal decades to train but theoretically doesn’t hallucinate like LLMs do.

I thought they’d abandoned the project. Wow.

Good Old-Fashioned AI as it was termed; it never worked but it was a tempting concept.

pigswithwings:

pigswithwings:

pigswithwings:

record set for me having 3 mutuals who love transmission towers & pylons. next i will be shooting for mutuals interested in spring making machines

wheezes and coughs really loudly

everyone get objectum now

magnetic-deflection:

clowntainment:

m,y tuube:)

proudfreakmetarusonikku:

encounteratnearpoint:

TOP 5 MOST PRESSING QUESTIONS ABOUT CAPTAIN PICARD:

Is he GAY? Is he ALIVE? Is he GAY? Is he DEAD? Is he GAY?

the three genders

depsidase:

rederiswrites:

acrelion:

alienbooknose:

vrumblr:

clevermanka:

According to the company’s website, “Baking Pitchfest 2024” offers a product edition geared toward baking brands founded and owned by people of color across the U.S., and a bakery edition, which focuses on people of color-owned bakeries in the Northeast and Washington state.

“Half mentorship, half competition, Baking Pitchfest is an accelerator program designed to foster greater inclusivity and creativity in the baking world by providing equitable opportunities for People of Color entrepreneurs,” the website states, adding that winners will receive financial support, mentorship, and exposure.

But the initiative has generated outrage amongst conservatives online, who have blasted the competition eligibility rules as discriminatory against white people.

One X user critical of King Arthur Baking’s contest posted an email she received from the company in response to her complaining.

“Helping build joyful, equitable communities that celebrate diversity is an important part of who we are as a company,” the email states, later adding: “We love baking with anyone and everyone. Our simple expectation is that everyone show respect for one another.”

Time to buy more King Arthur Flour!

If you need more reason to support them, they’re worker owned.

Also they actually are working on regenerative agriculture:

Also they do blog articles about adaptive baking:

You know, way too often I find articles talking about how the maker of some product I use is actually Evil. It’s really nice to get the opposite.

King Arthur’s gluten free box mixes are the absolute best on the market so far as I’ve found. Their chocolate cake mix is our birthday standard.

argumate:

argumate:

I recall that when the She-Ra reboot came out there were some complaints that it was irretrievably tainted by modern attitudes towards identity politics or had the wrong art style or what have you and that seems funny as the original show is so obviously a product of its time, not least the way they look like a Eurovision entry from the ‘70s.

“they made the show gay!”

“honey,”

bees-official:

that-weird-bee:

brazilspill:

ublock-origin:

ublock-origin:

ublock-origin:

ublock-origin:

thenyanguardparty:

tamamita:

tamamita:

Brazil is the only non-Muslim country to host the most Shi'a Muslims in the world

Brazil has the “most X-people outside of X-place” of like, most kinds of people tbh

Brazil famously has the highest amount of Lebanese people in the world, including in Lebanon itself

literally Brazil is always “the largest X nation outside of X”

Fun fact about why we have so many Lebanese people:

Back in the day, they wanted to immigrate to the US, but the ships dropped them of in Brazil and were like “It’s all America” and left, leaving the poor Lebanese immigrants stranded. The rest, as they say, is history.

@bees-official brazil post

Origin of the come to brazil meme btw! Cool stuff

Also brazil has the most lebanese lets go lesbiabs

theygotlost:

theygotlost:

theygotlost:

im not even the type of guy to go “actually it’s frankenstein’s MONSTER” because a painting by rembrandt or picasso or any other artist is often called “a rembrandt” or “a picasso” as shorthand. so in this respect frankenstein’s monster can be considered “a frankenstein”

darling I love your 8 foot tall patchwork flesh creature, it really livens up the place. is that an authentic frankenstein?

it’s only a true frankenstein if it was produced in the frankenstein region of switzerland. otherwise it’s just a sparkling homunculus

bettinalevyisdetermined:

vicshush:

evtrained:

medievalmalware:

lookatmeheyoverhere-deactivated:

i’m solid ms. jackson wooooooooooooooo i have congealed

never meant to be a liquid guy, took some hours to solidify

That’s mist Jackson if you’re gassy

My baby’s plasmama don’t like me / She thinks I’m airy and very unstable / Unable to support her daughter / But what ‘er ways of making waves / Are doing is going to ruin our state of matter / What matters to the mater is her daughter’s joy / And boy I messed up I’ll own up but / Mist Jackson my actions have slowed / You know I’m tryin to align my particles / Your daughter knows I’ll hold my shape and her heart an’ cells / I’ll never make her cry again / No cryogen is called for, Mist Jackson, I swear / She needs me I’ll be there - a crystalline square

homosekularnost:

Leonide yelled out, “Unit, stop! Command code—” 
It didn’t stop. Because when you want to murder your supervisor (it’s not uncommon) one of the first things you do is revoke her security codes.ALT

?

mb has been used to kill supervisors

mb has only witnessed supervisors being killed

it saw it on sanctuary moon

See Results

rustythefox:

Being on this website is fun because you can absolutely tell when a blorbo clicks in someone’s brain. You’re scrolling, and suddenly out of nowhere there’s like 12 posts about the same character back to back reposted by the same person, and you just know “oh. They’re a permanent part of their psyche now.” and honestly it’s a vibe go off king

dorothylarouge:

tertain-the-original:

FINAL ROUND: Which guys should become keychains?

Parasaurolophus

Ankylosaurus

Dodo

Therizinasaurus

Dunkleosteus

Smilodon

Carnotaurus

Deinonychus

Achiornis

T. rex

Spinosaurus

Dilophosaurus

See Results

Top 4 fellas get made into a limited batch of keychains! I won’t be able to make a ton of these guys until later, but I do plan to make more eventually…

Please reblog so we get a high percentage! And also spread the word about these things the faster they sell out the more I’ll make 👍

josegdraws:

the black cat that won the oscar

bigwizardhat:

bigwizardhat:

tuna-core:

bigwizardhat:

obsessed with the woman at the dmv who replied with a firm “no” when asked if she wanted to be an organ donor but when the clerk asked “do you want junk mail? we sell your name and address to companies” she paused and gave a very thoughtful yet decisive “…yeah”

damn is this a new era of tumblr fake stories

is it truly that difficult to believe that some people are just bizarre

out of all the responses from ppl that have never been outside i’d say this is my favorite. like have you never just been in a room with other people that are speaking

boyboobs:

angelofdarknessmp3:

love when someone makes one of those fake censored posts and dozens of people fall for it completely disregarding the fact that anyone can easily just post this picture

can you post the pic again it got removed

rat-detector-15:

fluffytransfemkittykatwitch:

rudeho:

i love the infinite multiverse theory bc that means there’s a universe where ive pulled every single fire alarm ive ever seen

real

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