March 2025

sticksandsharks:

I love my Seikret and my Palico.

nem23:

despazito:

It’s so funny how the game store used to sell games the music store used to sell music and hot topic used to sell goffic accessories but now they all stock the same anime backpacks and novelty fnaf soap of whatever

yoneda-emma:

janmisali:

not planning on doing anything with this, just thought it would be fun to make a poll for it! here’s the results summary page, for those who are curious.

“is tumblr an mmo”, the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12239 pages of heated debate,

whatcoloristhatcat:

daco-showman:

sneak attack 200% crit damage

black mackerel tortoiseshell tabby (torbie) with low white spotting, solid black

homunculus-argument:

One of those “classic victorian horror literature characters in a modern setting” stories, where Dr. Jekyll has figured out how to fix the Mr. Hyde formula in order to do/undo the transformation at will, but keeps pretending like it’s outside of his control. Going like oh noo, the dark wills to commit unspeakable acts are coming over me again [pulling out a glass test tube shaped flask from his front pocket] I have no choice but to go out and sin, what a wretched slave I am to this creature that I am about to become

And at this point everyone else is 100% done with politely going along with it and just go “oh for fuck’s sake doctor we are on the 25th year of the 21st century, you can just go to a gay bar if you want.”

tf2heritageposts:

sleufoot:

welcome to team fortress 2

tf2 heritage post

effemimaniac:

oliviawebsite:

would you hit the blunt if it had christian baby ashes in it?

I wouldn’t hit it otherwise #DarkWoke

ampersketch-art:

Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.

bossymarmalade:

whatever you’re doing, pause and take three deep breaths, in through the nose and out through the mouth. nothing else, just three deep breaths and then back to it

beesandwasps:

lyricwritesprose:

kattahj:

solarpunkcast:

reasonandfaithinharmony:

“Because people have begun to lose their hopes and forget their dreams. So, the Nothing grows stronger.”

The Neverending Story (1984)

This is exactly why speculative fiction is important

This is why taking a break for downtime is important

This is why being able to daydream and wander, is important

Without hope and dreams, we can’t even consider that a better world is possible

And that is exactly the point of overworking and underpaying us.

Michael Ende, who wrote The Neverending Story, also wrote Momo, where the villains are little grey men who convince you to “save time” by cutting out everything fun and meaningful in your life. But you never get the saved time back, the little men smoke it.

Momo should be vastly more well-known than it is, IMO.

Thanks! I read it years ago and couldn’t remember the title, and for whatever reason couldn’t locate it by description, either.

were–ralph:

akumanorobin:

VinnyLaugh.mp4

he sounds like a balloon

gamingcookiereal:

imsomadds:

quaintpanic:

glyphsmash:

you are fucking died. game oval.

ultrakillingmyself:

I like these guys (:

@girlboytroylougferd

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mlm-blues:

haha what if we shared our morning coffee out of a giant mug together and i was sitting on your lap and we were giggling and boyfriends and in love

lutik327:

knight

somethingusefulfromflorida:

twitterstweetfun:

rowles6:

marlinspirkhall:

orcboxer:

orcboxer:

orcboxer:

Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he’s legally untouchable he’s ethically unfuckable. You don’t like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

Hi guys. This post ain’t about stereotyping random professions (farriers????), it’s about how cops are effectively legally untouchable and if they hurt you, you have virtually no recourse. A quality that none of those other professions have. It’s the inherent power imbalance of being bound to someone who can’t be prosecuted.

The “firemen cheat” thing is actually a myth, union workers are both hot and professionally stable, paramedics are stressed out but otherwise fine, physical workers are not inferior to “thinkers” don’t be fuckin classist, and “watch out for Farriers” is maybe the funniest thing anyone’s ever said on this post.

like the fuck are they gonna do lmao

Having beef with the horse cobbler is objectively hilarious

they gonna have SERIOUS fucking back problems. No way around it. Just know what to expect.

kiki-or-bouba:

muckmagister:

aliteralracoon:

miss-wizard:

i love you. im pregnant and its toys

what the fuck does that mean. stop. dont fucking say that

ok. gettibg an abortion and its you

This post is: Bouba

foxyfexyll:

quark-nova:

shadowy-suitcase-herring-neck:

entity56:

gimmick-thief:

achivement-unlocked:

mortimermcmirestinks:

mechamothgirl:

hahawasabi-deactivated20250604:

kirexa:

charliesunreyes:

sharkbutthoohaahaa:

cardinalfeng:

kulvefaggoth:

littlegoldfinchh:

littlegoldfinchh:

lord the peasants are so loud today

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

Don’t you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?

don’t worry guys I got the fire extinguisher

Achievement unlocked!

Fire post!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE POST IS ON FIRE

claitea:

A drawing of a phosphor slime, sitting in grass under the stars.ALT

my favorite slime :)

wordcubed:

love when weapons YouTubers get deep into the weeds and they start calling a specific year of a specific type of sword that only other weapons YouTubers know about “overrated”.

gojinka:

builder wife steve and in the mines netherite husband alex

epoxyconfetti:

Don’t forget that Saint Patrick is not the only saint whose feast day is March 17. It is also the feast of Saint Gertrude, the patron saint of cats and the people who love them.

mornington-the-crescent:

ytmp4-deactivated20220804:

not to brag but im halfway done filling my basement with gasoline💪

brucebocchi:

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

i do think we need to start treating spraying harmless “weeds” in your lawn as utterly absurd princess and the pea level of obsession with needing the world to revolve around your every whim, like.

Okay a flower grew out of the ground outside and you can’t cope with it. Do you need to sleep on thirty feather beds as well

in my meeting with one of the people who is over grounds on my college campus i was told that when the college stopped spraying weeds, they would actually get calls from people. complaining about the dandelions

and I was sitting here like okay this is why I shouldn’t be in a public facing job because i would be the rudest motherfucker imaginable about that.

what, are you some kind of spoiled child monarch who drinks out of a golden sippy cup? Do you have a retinue of servants at home to dispose of anything and everything that you might arbitrarily dislike? have you considered leading a life where you might encounter something that could be described as a real problem? do you call the weatherman to complain when it rains?

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

i do think we need to start treating spraying harmless “weeds” in your lawn as utterly absurd princess and the pea level of obsession with needing the world to revolve around your every whim, like.

Okay a flower grew out of the ground outside and you can’t cope with it. Do you need to sleep on thirty feather beds as well

in my meeting with one of the people who is over grounds on my college campus i was told that when the college stopped spraying weeds, they would actually get calls from people. complaining about the dandelions

and I was sitting here like okay this is why I shouldn’t be in a public facing job because i would be the rudest motherfucker imaginable about that.

what, are you some kind of spoiled child monarch who drinks out of a golden sippy cup? Do you have a retinue of servants at home to dispose of anything and everything that you might arbitrarily dislike? have you considered leading a life where you might encounter something that could be described as a real problem? do you call the weatherman to complain when it rains?

deadignoredead:

some of y’all need to learn more compassion for adults who are severely mentally ill or disabled… like schizophrenics who still depend on their family members and probably always will have to, autistic people who live in group homes, people with bipolar disorder who attend partial inpatient programs, etc…. people who couldn’t get college degrees, who can’t work. not everyone is like you.

foone:

amazoogle:

I ran into this before, and figured out what’s happening. This isn’t a glitch, it’s entirely on purpose: what they do is say “word X is 123456789 syllables” on the page. Google indexes that, showing a useless summary.

But if you go to the actual page, they use javascript to determine that you’re not Google, then hide all the wrong numbers, making the page now look like “word X is 3 syllables”.

Why do they do this? Because otherwise you wouldn’t go to the page. They only get advertising revenue if you click the link, and if Google extracted a correct summary of the page, you’d never click it.

It’s slightly evil and slightly genius.

riddletheraccoon-deactivated202:

if anyone wants to get off of windows and miKKKro$oft’s private data AI monetization train you can DM us and we will literally walk you through installing linux.

we prefer mint for new users for the same reason i prefer mint in many cases- its just going to work and do what most people need of their computer in a way that is better, quicker, and more intuitive than anything Microsoft’s investors want to push on you

(then you get to go crazy and run arch or a special focus distribution or something funny like uwuntu)

jackironsides:

dajo42:

if somebody you knew for a year said “listen. im just gonna be honest here. i know ive known you too long to not know your name. but i simply do not. i dont know how this happened. im reasonably confident you told me your name at some point. could you remind me please” how would you react

“Oh, thank god, because I have no idea what yours is either.”

outofcontextdiscord:

submitted by @neon-mutt

cosmicretreat:

girlballs:

bimbyte:

girlballs:

gif that says “come let me devour your tgirl pussy” but it’s just a gif of someone building a dispenser in tf2

is this anything

this is everything

solarwreathe:

let’s not talk about this, ever

illuminabi:

You can really tell who’s never experienced poverty and food insecurity when it comes to discussions around food costs and how unhealthy food is cheaper. Some fucker always comes in with the price of like… lettuce or… apples. And it’s like yeah bitch but can you work an 11 hour shift after eating some salad and an apple!?! Find me something cheaper, and more filling than the broke ass staples of boxed mac and cheese, hot dogs, noodles, bread, beans, and rice. I’ll wait.

It also ignores the mental toll that poverty takes like maybe your home made veggie filled recipe isn’t crazy expensive but it also involves prep time and cooking time and organization in terms of fresh food that a lotta poor people can’t manage.

Not to mention if you can only afford to get to the store once every couple weeks via bus or cab then you can’t keep fresh veg on deck.

But ya know.. poor people are just dumb and lazy.

thinkingredwizard:

mad-hare:

The raw milk people don’t even know what raw milk is

It’s only pasteurisation if a French microbiologist cooks the germs out of it for you, otherwise it’s just boiled milk, apparently

thinkingredwizard:

mad-hare:

The raw milk people don’t even know what raw milk is

It’s only pasteurisation if a French microbiologist cooks the germs out of it for you, otherwise it’s just boiled milk, apparently

thinkingredwizard:

mad-hare:

The raw milk people don’t even know what raw milk is

It’s only pasteurisation if a French microbiologist cooks the germs out of it for you, otherwise it’s just boiled milk, apparently

theconcealedweapon:

psa

slimeblocks:

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sayruq:

The Gaza ceasefire has ended as Israel resumes bombing the Strip 20 days after blocking all aid from entering the enclave.

voidheartkisses:

he shows affection in the grossest way possible

xylophonetangerine:

theoneofwhomisblue:

Mind wunktrol

retrogamingblog2:

Zelda Goddess Statue spotted in the middle of São Paulo, Brazil

guy-in-law:

alexthecultleader:

i really think that swap au lamb would absolutely adore how tiny this kitby is. inspiration under the cut :D

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