March 2025

sourvape:

riverscuomoforcefem:

charl0ttan:

yonkers is such a deeply unserious name for a place. i bet nobody even dies there

no they do i know cause i once saw the headline “7 dead in Yonkers incident” and said “what the fuck is a Yonkers incident”

hareofhrair:

vamptits:

vamptits:

I can’t keep having the same conversations about love languages, mbti, iq, bmi, “brain fully formed at 25” and shit over and over again…

these things exist on a spectrum from untrue to straightforwardly racist btw. so if we could retire them forever that’d be nice.

“Love Languages” are just common couples therapy techniques mangled and repackaged by an unqualified homophobe. Relationships generally need all 5 love languages to be fulfilled, which is to say, everybody needs to communicate with, spend time with, and do things for their partners, and that’s got nothing to do with any special way you communicate affection.

MBTI has been proven completely ineffective at predicting anyone’s success at a particular job, and half the people who take it twice will get different results. Reputable psychologists do not recognize it, and the company that owns the rights to it uses it to scam people. People don’t adhere to strict binaries in basically anything. Very few people are going to be exclusively introverted or extroverted. It’s just astrology repackaged as pseudoscience. Shockingly enough, you can’t boil the complexity of the human experience down to a dozen Types of Guy.

The concept of IQ is flawed from the start— “intelligence” is an abstract concept that encompasses many different skills, from social intelligence to emotional intelligence to the very narrow kind of problem solving intelligence IQ tests generally measure for. It cannot predict how fast you learn, how much you know, or how logical and well read you are. It mostly measures how good you are at solving puzzles. Coincidentally, it’s also a pretty good predictor of income and education level, take a guess why. Most people’s IQ will change throughout their lives, because it’s inconsistent bullshit we’ve only held onto this long because we’re still kinda hoping we can breed the ubermensch. IQ tests and the way they attempt to categorize people are explicitly eugenicist and racist.

BMI was developed by a man known as the grandfather of eugenics, who first of all was a mathematician, not a doctor, and second never intended the formula to be used to categorize individuals. It’s intended to give a rough estimate of obesity in populations, and it’s not even good at that. It hangs around because of fatphobia and insurance companies who want it as an excuse to charge fat people more.

The study which determined people’s prefrontal cortex was still developing at 25… stopped measuring at 25. Evidence suggests your brain probably never stops developing. Stop infantilizing grown adults. This is a branch off from the larger mess of misinformation surrounding fMRIs.


If you haven’t put together what all these things have in common yet, here’s the moral of the story: STOP TRYING TO CATEGORIZE PEOPLE. STOP TRYING TO PUT PEOPLE IN A GODDAMN BIOLOGICAL HIERARCHY. EUGENICS IS BAD, AND WILL ALWAYS BE BAD, NO MATTER WHO’S DOING IT.

wizardshark:

azeneth-mor:

chaoartwork:

tropic-mews:

tigersquash99:

itsaudreynotaubrey:

This will never NOT be funny

I’m so glad this is on tumblr

My favourite thing about this is, he didn’t even have to call him ‘Captain’ he could have used the screen-name but he was SO MARRIED TO THE IMMERSION that he DID.

Passenger: CAPTAIIIIN!!!

Captain: y-yeah?

Passenger: LOOOOOOOK!

(FULL BLAST PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN MUSIC)

my fav.

Fun fact, the developers of this game loved this video so much that they made it an official advertisement of the game

queersintherain:

Okay another post made me think of this but

Tumblr I wanna know, what is your favourite part of the cat?

Ears

Toe beans

Top of the paw

Tiny nose

Tail

Eyes

Between the ears

Chin chin

Forbidden tum tum

Something else physical (noises and smell are VERY IMPORTANT but diff category)

See Results

bees-official:

joshpeck:

fucignwimdy:

joshpeck:

still being active on tumblr is camp

this post is gonna blow up even more when op deactivates

i’ll outlive everything you love

But what if i love you, tumblr user joshpeck? How would you circumvent this hurdle

dreadanddespairdyke:

support:

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

nearing the 10 year anniversary of banishing editable reblogs

powerbottombrucespringsteen:

not100gays:

pikminapplebloom-deactivated202:

alyanas-little-hideout:

flipocrite:

hazey-magnolia:

eargoat:

I DONT WANT TO LEAVE THE SOUTH!!!! THIS IS MY HOME!!!

I want things to get better here instead of having to leave it behind to be safe!! I literally live in North Carolina i KNOW about the bathroom bills, i KNOW i PROMISE YOU.

Queer people who look down on the south and refuse to acknowledge that there are queer people here infuriate me. The south is not just Bigotry World tm! There are poc here!! There are trans people here! There are queer people and disabled people and tons of other people who deserve your love and support!

Don’t forget about us please.

it’s wild that people can be like “yeah relocating people is awful and uncoscionable” then two seconds later ask why trans people would live in the south instead of just moving.

This is also true for many parts of China and South asia

mintbecrazy:

People on Tumblr will see a post and reblog it

Such idiots

resetium:

resetium:

angmallen:

kirikomamura:

hikari-ni-naritai:

rainbowgod666:

supermunchor:

In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

Hey its been at least 9 years anything changed?

nope! all quiet on the linguistic front. i am a girl now though

staff killed her for this

WHAT she got nuked??

Trans people existing violates community guidelines

I wasn’t kidding

bees-official:

gimmickchanger:

bees-official:

There could be someone wiggling they tongue in public like a freak and we would never know bc they have their mouth closed

bee-translator Follow

Bzzzz bzzzz bz bzzzzzz bzzzzzzzz bzzz bzzzzz bz bzzzzz bzzz b bzzzz bzz bz bzzzz bzzzz bzzz bz bzzz bzzz bzzzz bzzzz bzzzzz

You are so wise

bees-official:

orchid-merryweather:

bees-official:

long-form-contentment:

@bees-official

Im gonna hit you with a sledgehammer

Allegations confirmed?

My dc nickname is that bc of the allegations btw so technically not

I just wanted you to know that you calling me a twink online had repercussions on my life putside of tumblr so uh. THANKS (sometimes) MAN

theghostboy:

dwarvesandrobots:

theghostboy:

things i say that confuse and worry my coworkers:

  • “happy birthday” every time i hand them something
  • “well, that’s not ideal” whenever something is going wrong
  • “we are in the timeline that god abandoned” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced
  • “can’t you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?” whenever two or more coworkers are arguing
  • referring to taking medication as “eating medicine”
  • “time to go back to prison!” when putting animals back in their cages
  • referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i break something and say “oh no, he’s dead.” this concerns them especially when i follow it up with “that’s not ideal”
  • “what are they gonna do, fire me?”

I work in a blood bank, and constantly refer to blood types as flavors, such as “Oh, you need two units? What flavor is he?” And my older coworkers just look at me confused but my coworker that’s my age doesn’t miss a beat and responds “A Pos”

this is probably my favorite comment on this post so far

derinthescarletpescatarian:

daneonrainbow:

magicratfingers:

dracodevis:

magicratfingers:

*slides you this chart*

*you kick me out of the butcher shop*

Live your dream.

I am leaving a mark on the world

Hehe it’s a hot dog

It’s a sausage dog

bees-official:

long-form-contentment:

notgreengardens:

alinethered:

alinethered:

Brazil just had the biggest false flag “communist” terror attack since the military dictatorship lmao

Someone planted two bombs in a subway station here in São Paulo yesterday, alongside the obviously fake communist flyers.

Highlights:

  • This specific hammer and sickle logo isn’t used by any communist org in Brazil
  • The dots in between the letters, which political parties in Brazil in the 21st century do not use
  • Claiming it is flyer from the PCB (Partido Comunista Brasileiro) but using the name Partido Comunista do Brasil (PCdoB)
  • “viva o maoismo” when neither the PCB or PCdoB are maoists (both are nominally Marxist-Leninist orgs)
  • Actually none of those slogans are even used here

@bees-official brazil mentioned

This is so fucking funny

07242024-deactivated20240725:

mp3 player wrapped

you listened to songs

i love you

sparrowsrandomthoughts:

This has to be the single most aromantic thing I’ve googled in my life

dikdikpronouncedxylophone:

thememedaddy:

bigblissandlove1:

wafflingchemist:

dduane:

petermorwood:

baddingtonbitch:

headspace-hotel:

thelifeandtimesofacrazyblond:

thelifeandtimesofacrazyblond:

i’m fucking shrieking with laughter. It sounds like his dick is a deranged yard sprinkler or a terrified pigeon turned loose in an apartment.

This clip looks like a major league piss-artist in action. 

If Wikipedia and the few times I’ve seen him on TV are anything to go by, that’s Giles Coren in a nutshell.

…I’m sorry. (Or no, I’m not.) But his dick “rattled on her teeth”? Rattled?

(walking off)(smh) Boy needs to have that looked into.

This man must be a troll

how can he not be a troll

This reads like it is MEANT to be funny 😂😂

I am HOWLING.

HOW DID HIS DICK RATTLE IN HER TEETH.

What is said dick made of? Is this person actually a human? Is it a robot dick? SO many questions!

tagging @deepspacedukat Just in time for SoC…this is the worst cum shot in history. LMAO!

vulgarmaw:

Tumblr is a nervodivergent battle ground, unfortunately none of us has the attention span to actually fight so we’re each just making our own sandcastles and screeching at whomever comes closest.

technofeudalism:

lagtrainzzz:

sizhens-deactivated20250415:

sizhens-deactivated20250415:

You ever think about the MOVE bombing and then think about the fact that so few US Americans even know that the MOVE bombing like. Happened.

“The United States is dedicated to moving bombs away from people who would use them for nefarious purposes! Google MOVE bombing to learn more!”

jesus christ 😐

this also doesn’t come close to telling the whole story.

the Philadelphia police harassed the MOVE organization for over a decade. MOVE began with peaceful protests against conditions at long-term-care facilities and against the city Zoo’s mistreatment of animals. in 1972, police classified the group’s use of profanity as riotous and designated them violent threats to public order. the actual reason was their radical abolitionist message.

the Philadelphia police department had a brutal, corrupt, and racist reputation long before MOVE entered the picture. despite that fact, MOVE’s claims of police brutality typically fell on deaf ears, even when they had undeniable proof of mistreatment. the bombing is only one part of the story both because it is the culmination of violence between MOVE and the police and also because it is part of the broader narrative of police brutality in Philadelphia that is still largely played out today.

in 1957, two Black men were beaten by three off duty and allegedly drunk police officers, putting one in the hospital for 19 days. the commissioner at the time testified that all officers were trained in “race relations,” which involved things such as having officers brandish shotguns out the window of their patrol vehicles as a show of force in so called “shotgun squads.” the three officers were not convicted of any crimes.

in 1960, shots indiscriminately fired by officer Robert Marinelli killed two innocent Black bystanders. Marinelli was charged, tried, and then found not guilty on all charges by an all-white jury.

in 1967, a guy named Frank Rizzo became the police chief. his nickname while working in West Philadelphia as a captain was “The Cisco Kid,” which referenced the fictional cowboy who “killed for the love of it or any other reason that came to mind.” he referred to “vermin” in Philadelphia as the source of the crime and decline.

shortly after he was appointed, he sicced 300 officers in riot gear on Black students and advisors protesting the Board of Education who were protesting the lack of Black studies and Black teachers. Rizzo ordered the officers to “get their Black asses.” 57 protesters were arrested, dozens were beaten, and 15 were hospitalized. Frank Rizzo was elected Mayor of Philadelphia 3 years later and during his bid for re-election in 1975, he said that he would “make Attila the Hun look like a faggot” once he was reelected.

so yeah, not only is the MOVE bombing virtually unheard of by the average person in America (and it’s not much better in academia, for that matter), but the story that is often told when people do hear about is that this all happened in a vacuum “due to the actions of a violent Black resistance group.” in reality, it was the culmination of over 50 years of brutality against Black people and minorities in Philly.

technofeudalism:

lagtrainzzz:

sizhens-deactivated20250415:

sizhens-deactivated20250415:

You ever think about the MOVE bombing and then think about the fact that so few US Americans even know that the MOVE bombing like. Happened.

“The United States is dedicated to moving bombs away from people who would use them for nefarious purposes! Google MOVE bombing to learn more!”

jesus christ 😐

this also doesn’t come close to telling the whole story.

the Philadelphia police harassed the MOVE organization for over a decade. MOVE began with peaceful protests against conditions at long-term-care facilities and against the city Zoo’s mistreatment of animals. in 1972, police classified the group’s use of profanity as riotous and designated them violent threats to public order. the actual reason was their radical abolitionist message.

the Philadelphia police department had a brutal, corrupt, and racist reputation long before MOVE entered the picture. despite that fact, MOVE’s claims of police brutality typically fell on deaf ears, even when they had undeniable proof of mistreatment. the bombing is only one part of the story both because it is the culmination of violence between MOVE and the police and also because it is part of the broader narrative of police brutality in Philadelphia that is still largely played out today.

in 1957, two Black men were beaten by three off duty and allegedly drunk police officers, putting one in the hospital for 19 days. the commissioner at the time testified that all officers were trained in “race relations,” which involved things such as having officers brandish shotguns out the window of their patrol vehicles as a show of force in so called “shotgun squads.” the three officers were not convicted of any crimes.

in 1960, shots indiscriminately fired by officer Robert Marinelli killed two innocent Black bystanders. Marinelli was charged, tried, and then found not guilty on all charges by an all-white jury.

in 1967, a guy named Frank Rizzo became the police chief. his nickname while working in West Philadelphia as a captain was “The Cisco Kid,” which referenced the fictional cowboy who “killed for the love of it or any other reason that came to mind.” he referred to “vermin” in Philadelphia as the source of the crime and decline.

shortly after he was appointed, he sicced 300 officers in riot gear on Black students and advisors protesting the Board of Education who were protesting the lack of Black studies and Black teachers. Rizzo ordered the officers to “get their Black asses.” 57 protesters were arrested, dozens were beaten, and 15 were hospitalized. Frank Rizzo was elected Mayor of Philadelphia 3 years later and during his bid for re-election in 1975, he said that he would “make Attila the Hun look like a faggot” once he was reelected.

so yeah, not only is the MOVE bombing virtually unheard of by the average person in America (and it’s not much better in academia, for that matter), but the story that is often told when people do hear about is that this all happened in a vacuum “due to the actions of a violent Black resistance group.” in reality, it was the culmination of over 50 years of brutality against Black people and minorities in Philly.

powdermelonkeg:

octy-in-boots:

I had to do a teaching simulation with virtual children avatars who live in Uncanny Valley, USA. I really don’t enjoy these.

Here’s an out of context screengrab.

Separate shots so you can really appreciate the weirdness.

Image ID: Tags that read as follows: #these "kids" are portrayed by adults with voice changers and they attempt to convey common speech impediments #"my favowite cowor is pink uwu" and stuff like that. End IDALT

Worse??? So much worse???

he's trying his best, bowser

but i'm glad bowser has good taste

left-reminders:

snoopingasusualisee:

coffeedads:

panpinecone:

bowser reacting to mario’s tux vs bowser reacting to mario’s dress

Bowser respects gender non-conforming Mario even if he WASN’T INVITED

corrudaily:

a digital drawing of gakvu made of edges and lines and polygons. the pattern on her cloak is simplified to an abstract mess of shapes. she is simply standing. a blue triangle in the background frames her. the rest of the piece is transparent.ALT

155. weird shapes lady

corrudaily:

akizet and isabel wandering through a snowy forest togetherALT

159. explore the woods!

.may i request a fairy (Jokzi Ozo resident)?

corrudaily:

165. I couldn’t find fairy sorry :( I hope this proxyfriend is ok instead

corrudaily:

166. little room of the funny variety

corrudaily:

a colored doodle of cavik , akizet , and gakvu resting . akizet is in the middle , cavik is to the left of her , and gakvu is to the right . cavik and gakvu are both leaning on akizet . the background is transparent with a black backdrop in the middle . there is beech above the piece in blue , which reads "ZZZ" .ALT

168. cozie

corrudaily:

a digital drawing of akizet and gakvu in front of a pseudo-dithered light blue background . akizet is looking at something up and in front of her , eyes wide with surprise , while gakvu zones out next to her with a false environment attached to a receptor . akizet says "cavik, what is that?!?"ALT
a digital drawing of cavik and juice from 17776 in front of a pseudo-dithered light blue background . cavik is smiling happily , his hand motioning towards the large satellite behind him (juice) . cavik says "this is a friend of mine! say hi!" , and juice follows up with ".lol heya" .ALT

170. yea idk

CAN YOU DRAW MORE TOZIK. like just in general cause i reallllyyyyy like tozik so cute sooo cute 😊😊😊😊 ❤️❤️❤️❤️

corrudaily:

tozik wearing a long coat and sipping on a simulacrum. he looks tiredALT
tozik looking very cute with a pink bow and shimmering eyesALT
a lineless drawing of tozik winking (closing his bottom eye) and making a heart shape with his handsALT

171. most normal jut in the whole world… and maybe the cutest ?

corrudaily:

a digital drawing of gakvu walking while wearing a shirt that says "not assimilated into the okidoia" .ALT

177. my contribution to miltzvu nation . couples shirt

thememedaddy:

corrudaily:

180. GREETINGS CORRUHEADS !! if you hadn’t noticed, we are approaching the halfway point of the blog’s scheduled lifespan! wow! for this special day, we thought it would be fun to acquaint you all with our charming personalities…

rejoice!!!

also, i (mod velzie) am now unsatisfied with some of the blog’s assets and i am going to remake them. i am running out of time writing this post though so when i finish any of that it’ll be in a reblog addition probably. yay

shinosarna:

shello-hi:

increasingpanic-deactivated2024:

ignore my subpar editing skills. i felt like this was a necessary edition. they are transmasc transfem solidarity

powdermelonkeg:

Which half of the alphabet has your favorite letter

ABCDEFGHIJKLM

NOPQRSTUVWXYZ

See Results

just-some-trans-teenager:

Hold on I just called myself a woman in my internal monologue without me having to remind myself !!! :3

lelouch:

robert-smirke-official:

poolsofchrome:

If I stretch my arms as far as they go, I can feel the edges of the sky

The Vast

derinthescarletpescatarian:

llawlietofficial:

13eyond13:

13eyond13:

In my opinion one of the weirdest/funniest/most frustrating things about Light Yagami is how rapidly he can mentally readjust to convince himself (and others) that everything is always going according to his plan, or else automatically beneath him in some way.

For example, this is what he says to Ryuk about Lind L. Tailor appearing on TV to confront him:

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Like I’m sorry Light, but there’s no way in hell you “knew” this was going to happen lmfao, I mean this was his initial shocked reaction to the broadcast literal seconds before that:

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I think Light is honestly so overconfident and unable to admit he can make mistakes or be outwitted that he genuinely convinced himself that he “always knew” this would happen in a matter of split-seconds, though. Like as soon as L decided to publicly condemn and oppose him, Light mentally readjusted the narrative to convince himself (and Ryuk) that he was the one with the upper hand all along, and that he always had control over the whole situation – that he could not possibly be outsmarted or proven wrong by anyone, ever. This rapid mental re-framing and dismissing of things that don’t align with his idealized view of himself and his goals is something you see constantly in Light throughout the story.

@shipaholic I love your tag on this, I was thinking the same thing! Some of the only times we actually see Light admit he’s been bested are with L’s strategic moves against him, and though they enrage him I think that’s also why he respected L so much.

You see this SO MUCH throughout the series. Like when Ryuk shows up and scares the life out of Light who immediately follows it up with an “I’ve been expecting you” even though he…very obviously…hadn’t been.

It’s such an interesting part of his character.

The sheer level of copium every time he fucks up is amazing to see.

devilishdescent:

me: hey man welcome in what can i get you

guy who jerks himself blind every night to the characters from a flossing based gacha game where all the girls are bits of food stuck in the teeth of the demiurge and you can like feed the demiurge different meals to change the pool of waifus you’re pulling from and their names are all like “stringy chicken” and “wet cheese crumb” and shit: just a black coffee please

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

Don’t do this to me man. I don’t need to know this.

#fourteen years ago I was arguing with atheists on WoW about why mormonism was gods plan for everyone#im genuinely impressed you have a fourteen year old digital record that is NOT so full of bad decisions that you deleted it out of shame#heres to another fourteen years of being a talented writer#and generally well adjusted person#🥂

Fourteen years ago I was in my 20s. When I was a teenager I was arguing with mormons on richarddawkins.net about how there was no god with a plan for everyone. So you might just be younger than me.

transgenderization:

0111010001110010011000010111000:

transgenderization:

in the club gettign a drink would anybody else like a drink

in the club spilling my drink on you by accidnet srry

in the club going soggy mode

beesandwasps:

pjharvey:

gimmicky gift shop things are so great sometimes i love the theological implications of there being different types of soap to wash away sins depending on your sect

Listen, Catholics are literally not permitted to use gluten-free bread for Communion. (One of the recent Popes specifically banned it.) This wouldn’t even be in the top 100 weird things which Christian sects do to differentiate themselves.

catchymemes:

rickybabyboy:

Orange and white tabby sitting on a balcony facing towards his shadow squinting a bitALT

training my shadow to be strongly and smard

ID: Orange and white tabby sitting on a balcony facing towards his shadow squinting a bit

lr-windee:

ultratobor competition (only these I was bussy)

keiachi-chan:

dirtydragonthoughts:

kedreeva:

dreorzen:

nudityandnerdery:

ub-sessed:

kedreeva:

cheesedemon:

digitaldiscipline:

spontaneousmusicalnumber:

hamvendor:

hamvendor:

How come semi trucks in Europe look like “toot toot :)” and in North America they look like “HONK HOOOOOOOONK >:|”

“Henlo I am big twuck pwease give me wots of woom tank u :)”

“I WILL FUCKING PANCAKE YOUR CUCK ASS”

@trainwreckgenerator why did you hide these in the tags

This suggests that Maximum Overdrive was Jurassic Park for motor vehicles.

I’m sorry, but that is misleading as hell. American and European trucks are bred for different purposes.

American trucks are bred for long hauls on largely straight roads. They can go for hours without a break. A European truck needs more breaks and a lighter load, and they would indeed take great internal damage if they tried to keep up with the Longsnout.

The European Shortsnout is not bred for looks, but for agility! They navigate the windy roads of Europe in a way that would be way too risky for the powerful, but more clumsy American truck. It is true that the European overheats faster at high speeds, that is the very reason that breaks every 4,5 hours are mandatory for both the truck and the handler and a day of driving can never be longer then 9 hours.

So, all in all, appreciate all of our trucks and our shared history, and be the responsible owner that gets the right breed for the right job.

To be fair, the US does have shortnose trucks as well, they’re just a breed kept mainly for very local work where, like the above says, they are working in places with lots of turns, shorter drives, and plenty of stops. I see them used for garbage pickup a lot, where a longnosed Mack wouldn’t be able to fit much less maneuver, and the short nose prevents them from getting rubs (raw skin or even open sores) on their snouts.

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I would also like to point out that the tags have got it backwards. The wild trucks (which I’m pretty sure are extinct in the wild now) that all modern breeds stemmed from were shortnose trucks. We had known about automobiles and domesticated several species, but the truck species was not discovered until close to the start of the 1900’s, in Germany, which I BELIEVE was the first country to breed them in captivity, although England was the first country to really start using them for work. I managed to find a photo of taxidermied specimen

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As you can see, it resembles both long and short nosed breeds, as well as the far more common house truck used by individuals instead of for commercial work.

As to the aggression, while the mack longnose LOOKS aggressive, they’re generally gentle giants (although please do give them space on the road! not seeing you in their blind spot is NOT the same as aggression!), it is actually the smaller house truck that is often trained by their handler to be aggressive: the keyword being TRAINED, they are also not naturally aggressive. The only time I have seen a mack be commonly aggressive is when they are pulling 2 gravel trailers, and I would be cranky if I was being overworked, too. If you see them hauling that kind of load, just give them space, and you’ll be fine.

I feel like somebody should add something about the Australian variants.

From my understanding of Australian wildlife:

Does anyone know if/how American School Busses are related to trucks? 

Pics for reference:

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The classic long-nose schoolbus

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But short-nose varieties exist, I remember when they first started appearing in my district!

@dreorzen While school buses ARE in the automobile order, they are actually part of the Van family, not the Truck family, due to their passenger capacity. As you can see in the photos, they have no cargo bed or hookup, and are not really built for object transport. But they DO excel at carrying passengers, particularly children (although certainly not limited to just children)

They’re known to be exceptionally protective of any passengers, and if you look closely on that second image you can actually see a specialized appendage that is (I think) unique to school buses- a small, red, octagonal fan, which they extend when there are small creatures around them that they are acquiring or releasing. Much like an angler fish’s bioluminescent bulb appendage, this fan (along with several bioluminescent patches on top of their faces and on their hindquarters) works to mesmerize any other vehicles in close proximity, to where those vehicles will cease movement until the bus lowers the fan. It’s super fascinating behavior, and little wonder why we trust our children to these gentle, protective giants.

Don’t forget about the bus trucks.

While these vehicles can sometimes be bred by accident (after all, who hasn’t accidentally left the gate open when your school bus is in season), they are usually bred for specific purposes.

These hybrids are bred for both their cargo capacity and their gentle temperments. Especially in a farm setting, there’s a need for many different kinds of vehicles, some of which sometimes don’t get along. Having a vehicle with both the strength and capacity of a large work truck with the amiable nature of a school bus can be a real benefit.

It’s a little unfortunate that these hybrids tend to be sterile, though, since it would be easier if they’d breed true. Also, something to keep in mind… bus trucks are bred from a bus.

Truck buses are bred from a truck and… tend to not be quite as useful as bus trucks, although some people do like keeping truck buses for companionship and as show vehicles.

This website sucks I love it

giving-people-gold-stars:

little-bullheaded-shit:

shakshuka-stan:

conscious-naivete:

lemondr0pz:

dyrkz:

hiraeth-starguy:

meatswitch-deactivated20231107:

image

A story in four parts

Hollywood is quaking in fear