i spoke to a music business person and they said i should try to stay relevant by posting things that seem intimate yet relatable to fans in a way that makes them feel like we’re connecting on a deep level, so just letting you guys know i did a really good cum yesterday hope that makes you stream my song <3
I think he likes it
I really feel like the posts by bigfoots biggest fan speak to me. They like to cum, I like to cum too!
They are so relatable, I really want to listen to more of their music now!
Yay, thankyou! Survey to help prove to the music executives how much people love Bigfoot’s Biggest Fan and/or cumming:
Do u sometimes like to cum and/or listen to bigfoots biggest fan’s music?
i spoke to a music business person and they said i should try to stay relevant by posting things that seem intimate yet relatable to fans in a way that makes them feel like we’re connecting on a deep level, so just letting you guys know i did a really good cum yesterday hope that makes you stream my song <3
I think he likes it
I really feel like the posts by bigfoots biggest fan speak to me. They like to cum, I like to cum too!
They are so relatable, I really want to listen to more of their music now!
Yay, thankyou! Survey to help prove to the music executives how much people love Bigfoot’s Biggest Fan and/or cumming:
Do u sometimes like to cum and/or listen to bigfoots biggest fan’s music?
tickles me pink when you get a quest to kill ghosts in an rpg. like yeah this massive broadsword is gonna do just fine against these things.no rites no helping them move on just fucking cleaving them in twain
Just saw an ad for swimwear with the most miserable looking model ever
Why does she look like she’s having a depressive episode I’m concerned. Is the swimsuit doing that to her?
The American mind simply cannot comprehend neutrality. In the Americas, a smile with teeth is equivalent to the European slight lift of the corner of the mouth
This company claimed to be based out of Los Angeles. Also the entirely of Europe and literally all of north and South America are extremely large geographical regions to compare that widely. Also if you’re implying that American models never have neutral expressions that’s simply untrue. And if you’re criticizing Americans for like culturally tending to smile at people yeah we do I guess but I fail to see why that means that “the American mind simply cannot comprehend neutrality”
I’m European and the model also looks miserable to me
Oh wow so me saying “no government documentation should ever include a gender marker for any reason” has been right all along. For exactly the reason I stated when people were giving me shit for not supporting x markers on documents.
Honestly I’d be more inclined to play Stardew Valley if it was about a depressed cop trying to solve a murder whilst navigating the politics of a mass strike and the fallout of counter revolution
I know I’m just being picky about a joke at this point but this post bugs me every time I see it. because stardew valley actually does have a pretty direct political statement. it’s not really the cat-in-the-alps game people seem to think it is, it’s very explicitly anti-capitalism
it’s just not like. complex about it
the literal opening of the game is your player character as an office worker in Fucked Up Evil Capitalist Company Office (complete with randomized worker skeletons) and deciding to move out to the middle of nowhere farmville to get away from it all.
and the actual story of the game is Fucked Up Evil Capitalist Company Wants To Take Over Your Town. and you get the choice of either help the local townsfolk (and also local magic spirits) repair the community center or let the company you just left the demonstrably horrendous working conditions of turn it into a warehouse
I think people who consider aromanticism as “basically straight” underestimate how noticeable absence can be to those around you.
Whether you’re a kid in school with classmates who won’t take “no one” as an answer to who you have a crush on or an adult whose coworkers have picked up on the fact that you’ve never mentioned a romantic partner; after enough time, a lack or insufficient amount of romantic interest will raise the antennae of friends, family, coworkers, etc… They will notice and they will speculate and they will ask.
It is impossible to meet the societal bar for straightness through inaction.
it’s a shame you can’t Cool, Silent, and Mysterious your way to being very close to people. we are unfortunately going to have to embarrass ourselves for this
fortunately you can cool, loud, and weird your way into closeness
Oh, what does that mean? Well basically. You’re Bad. And you can’t be Good, because if you ever try to be Good then you’re only doing it to hurt people, because you’re Bad.
If you ever try to seek help through therapy then you’ll have to wade through therapists who believe Bad Person Disease makes you dangerous to everyone around you. Yes even if you’ve never actually hurt anyone, or you respond to stress by isolating or hurting yourself. Actually if you hurt yourself it’s just to manipulate others. Because you’re Bad.
Also any time you try to seek help online you’ll find people discussing specifically how to upset you, including to the point of ruining your life. But it’s okay, you have Bad Person Disease, so acting maliciously or cruelly towards you is justified.
These kinds of disease are all on complicated spectrums and different people will experience wildly different symptoms or express things in wildly different ways. Not Bad Person Disease though. Yeah, you’re all the same. All Bad, you see.
If someone else takes personality traits from other people then it’s just a normal impact of socialisation on human development. Not you though, if you take any personality traits from the people around you then you’re doing it on purpose and it’s bad, because you’re Bad.
If someone else has a meltdown, screams or yells or snaps, it’s probably just that they’re having a rough day and need some help. Not you though, if you ever do anything that upsets anyone then it’s because you’re Bad and always will be Bad and that makes you dangerous.
are you doing something that sucks but needs doing? give yourself a reward after finishing! and a break! both of these are sure to give you a better chance at finishing that important thing you really don’t want to be doing!
Yeah stabbing Caesar is great and all, but the lesson we should all take from the Ides of March is if your insurrectionary actions create a massive power vacuum, you fucking better have a plan to stop an even more autocratic despot from stepping in, deifying the dude you killed, and casting you as history’s villains for the next thousand years.
straight people are so fascinating even when they aren’t actively trying to be homophobic. I had a class a few years ago where one assignment was to summarize some eighth century arabic poetry about going out for drinks with the lads before indulging in some gay sex and like half the class came in and said “I’m sorry idk what was happening in this one, they mention having sex with a servant but they also say the servant’s a man? where’d the woman come from? I’m so confused.” and a few days ago in a shakespeare class I made a comment about how cleopatra and octavius caesar are kind of parallel characters in possessively bartering for mark antony’s attention and one of my classmates responded as though I’d been talking about octavia and not caesar, despite the fact that I said “caesar” and “him” multiple times while describing the actions he specifically took. fully incapable of comprehending of anything that’s even a little bit gay.
DONT use glasses, youll become dependent on them to see!!!! #WARONDRUGS #OVERPRESCRIPTION #CORRECTIVELENSADDICTION
I know this is a humorous exaggeration designed to show how silly it is to deny medication and mobility/quality of life aids to disabled people by applying the argument to something silly in a way that nobody would ever do but… unfortunately I have heard people say this. I’ve heard people suggest that people with minor sight problems shouldn’t get glasses, and people needing to move to a stronger prescription should do it and should stay on as light a prescription as they can use and still function, because the glasses will “weaken their eyes” and make their eyesight worse (which is bullshit). People will pull this ableist bullshit on glasses wearers, too.
wtf i’m literally shaking and crying right now i just saw silver bullets for sale on temu why the fuck are there silver bullets on temu
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Hey. Hey. Look at me. Do you genuinely believe Temu of all places is going to have genuine sterling silver bullets for sale? TEMU. Wish and Shein’s bastard child?
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they had wooden stakes on there too i’m actually fearing for my and my partner’s lives right now
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Yeah I bought some wooden stakes from Temu and they broke instantly. I wasn’t even using any force to put them in my lawn as it rained quite recently. I wouldn’t worry too much about any silver bullets you find. They’re probably just silver plated.
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Can confirm- Temu silver isn’t real and can’t hurt us. I bought a bunch of silver jewelry off there because I can’t afford anything the legitimate stores are selling and when I tried them they barely even burned. Not worth it.
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Why on earth would you, a werewolf, buy silver jewelry???
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well for me it’s a sex thing.
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Why would you voluntarily wear jewelry from Temu? Did you at least sanitize it first???
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Uh… I licked it first. Werewolf saliva can disinfect surfaces right?
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YOU WHAT
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Oh my g-d just because werewolf saliva can make your wounds heal faster doesn’t mean it works miracles!!!
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Wait how would you know that?
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@.daddy-fenris is not the brightest sometimes.
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oh my god IT WAS ONE TIME why do you have to put me on blast right now
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The world needs to know. Roadkill please go see a doctor or a vet or something.
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i feel like this is taking away from the real issue at paw
Chess.com: *posta lighthearted tweet asking people to give new names to the different chess pieces*
Reactionaries in the comments:
Chess.com posted tweets asking people to rename the pieces. The one for the bishop was interpreted by some people as “chess.com is trying to erase christianity” or something and they responded with a flurry of racism and antisemitism.
Also this idiot
(Chess was invented in India)
“europeans invented it” Oh so we should call it Runner or Hunter or Elephant or Gunner or Jester or Noble or
We should definitely call it the turtle because the image of a turtle zooming diagonally across the floor is very amusing.
Some people don’t want to hear this but sometimes accessibility is not sustainable or eco-friendly. Disabled people sometimes need straws, or pre-made meals in plastic containers, or single-use items. Just because you can work with your foods in their least processed and packaged form doesn’t mean everyone else can.
Tired of the ecosystem getting worse? Hold colonizers and oil companies accountable! Rachel’s plastic straw is fine.
on the other end the copyright argument against ai art is just so bad. I hate how that’s the most common one people use, like I’m sorry but an interpretation of copyright law that classifies images made with generative ai as “plagiarism” or “theft” would be a worst-case scenario for everyone except the walt disney corporation
arguments against ai art that are defensible positions:
the output usually does not look good and I want to stop seeing it
the ways in which the output can be “off” are often unsettling in a way that causes some people mental distress
a lot of ai art services charge money to access open-source software, so none of that money goes to the original developers who made the code their service is using
a lot of ai art services prioritize the output looking “nice” over the output actually matching what the user asked for, making them really hard to use for actually generating art
most ai art services are web-based things that run on one big centralized server that processes all the user requests, but this is really wasteful when anyone with a decent gaming pc could just run the software themself without contributing to how much water that central server needs for cooling
freelance artists and stock photographers don’t make a lot of money so it’s unethical to make a service that automates their jobs (the problem is capitalism)
if someone theoretically spends a long time prompt engineering to try to get it to generate a specific idea they have and can’t get it to work and then they decide to commission a freelance artist instead, they might try to communicate their idea to the artist in the same way they used for the image generative ai, which for the freelance artist would be just about the most annoying possible client they could ever have to deal with
arguments against ai art that I regularly see people make:
art is supposed to be hard to create so the concept of a thing that generates images based on a simple prompt is inherently bad no matter what
ai art is bad for the environment (this is technically true, but it’s also not a great argument. all internet-based services are bad for the environment to some extent. it is bad how much water big tech companies spend, but they were already doing that. this isn’t a problem specific to ai art.)
it’s unethical to download images from the internet without the copyright holders’ permission (image generative ai models do not and cannot redistribute their training data. if they’re made correctly it is not possible to extract any specific training image from the model, only images that look similar to images across the whole dataset. that’s the whole point of the training process)
it’s “theft” to make an image in an art style “owned” by someone else (imagine if this was actually a law. now imagine what a company like disney would do in this scenario. how would this turn out for small independent artists?)
recombining small pieces of individual images from the internet to make a new image is not sufficiently transformative and should be considered copyright infringement (this is not how ai image generation works, but even if it was this really should not be considered copyright infringement. you don’t want youtube poops to be made illegal, do you?)
I don’t really care if it’s legally theft to take the work of an artist and then turn that into a “style” for your generative AI without the permission of said artist. Be it because they are dead or because they didn’t consent. I just think it’s a very depressing and gross thing to see. Especially as many artists struggle to make a living. And yeah the root cause is capitalism, but that doesn’t exactly absolve AI from being the latest tool that capital is using to trample artists.
well. I do care if it’s legally theft or not. it’s important that it isn’t. making an ai model of someone’s art style without their permission is weird but it’s not like, stealing. there isn’t a thing that the artist had before that they now do not have. even though that can be an unethical thing to do, it’s not “theft” in any meaningful sense
recently someone saw my dissected frog tattoo and said “hey ur frog tattoo is really cool but i think it’s open.” i haven’t been able to stop thinking about this for weeks. what did she mean by that. does she think i walked into a tattoo shop like hello can i get one normal frog tattoo. and 2 and a half hours later the tattoo artists goes FUCK. it happened again. it’s fucking open. goddamnit
people are really fucking clueless about generative ai huh? you should absolutely not be using it for any sort of fact checking no matter how convenient. it does not operate in a way that guarantees factual information. its goal is not to deliver you the truth but deliver something coherent based on a given data set which may or may not include factual information. both the idolization of ai and fearmongering of it seem lost on what it is actually capable of doing
“I have depression.” - character who has been through extensive therapy.
“I feel dead inside all the time and nothing helps!” - character who does like, regular introspective thinking and is aware of the concept of mental health.
“Leave me the fuck alone I’ll be fine once I get over my stupid shit.” - repressed character.
“It’s fine I’m just having an Empty Time. What? Yeah, empty times, you know, when everything is like bzzzzzz in your brain and you don’t shower for two weeks. Why, what do you call it?” - ooooughhh now we’re talkin
rice is the perfect food and westerners should eat more of it i’m so serious
you can season it, you can drizzle it with sauce, you can cook it in broth or coconut milk, you can add spices sugar butter sesame oil rice vinegar, you can mix it w/ garlic & scallions & veggies, you can fry it and scramble an egg in it, it goes with meat & seafood & protein, it reheats great with a bit of water, it’s cheap, insane shelf-life, ideal for bulk buy discounts, many types & shapes & textures, there are thousands of recipes ranging from china to india to japan to the middle east to latin america to europe. AND a rice cocker cooks it for you. the many splendors that await you…
I hope you know you made me look up a thing…
yes, rice can also be a dessert!
i like that you managed to misspell every single word, up to and including “roce”
I had a dream last night where the new thing on tumblr was to post “dreaming so dweetly” along with a pic of someone in an old-timey nightcap when you were getting ready to go to bed, so every night my entire dash was full of stuff like this:
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the reviews are in!!! may we all be so lucky as to dream so dweetly tonight <3
a broompig helps you with sweep. a hurtpig helps you with attack. a rockpig helps you with rocks. a pigpig helps you with pigs. thanks for attending my class. that will be one million smallars (dollars that are so small you can’t touch them or use them or do anything with them)
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