February 2025

mobylace:

Crossover episode of Cunk on Earth and Very Important People where Philomena and Vic both think they’re the one hosting the interview

oneheadtoanother:

riceoatswheatgrain:

msexcelfractal:

The wikipedia page for resiniferatoxin is so funny. “Oral consumption of 0.001 mg causes severe burning pain. We fed 148 mg to a rat and it fucking died. We think it might treat premature ejaculation.”

relatable

tamagotchi:

1hoverman0k:

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

😍fuck

riceoatswheatgrain:

hyperoperationfractallisation:

riceoatswheatgrain:

hyperoperationfractallisation:

riceoatswheatgrain:

npdsalad:

npdsalad:

Gets you with my Nice!

my Nice!

I have seen this post probably at least 20 times courtesy of @lukadjo, each time passing over it thoughtlessly and only now do I process the bizarreness of it

Hi again lukadjo

It’s me??? On my dashboard??? Sorcery is undoubtedly at play

Hi again lukadjo

the meaning of this post has once again eclipsed itself. “my Nice!” is now, again, meaningless to me, and the post is now merely “Hi again Lukadjo”

i think this is what they did to people in MKUltra

riceoatswheatgrain:

hyperoperationfractallisation:

riceoatswheatgrain:

hyperoperationfractallisation:

riceoatswheatgrain:

npdsalad:

npdsalad:

Gets you with my Nice!

my Nice!

I have seen this post probably at least 20 times courtesy of @lukadjo, each time passing over it thoughtlessly and only now do I process the bizarreness of it

Hi again lukadjo

It’s me??? On my dashboard??? Sorcery is undoubtedly at play

Hi again lukadjo

the meaning of this post has once again eclipsed itself. “my Nice!” is now, again, meaningless to me, and the post is now merely “Hi again Lukadjo”

i think this is what they did to people in MKUltra

riceoatswheatgrain:

hyperoperationfractallisation:

riceoatswheatgrain:

hyperoperationfractallisation:

riceoatswheatgrain:

npdsalad:

npdsalad:

Gets you with my Nice!

my Nice!

I have seen this post probably at least 20 times courtesy of @lukadjo, each time passing over it thoughtlessly and only now do I process the bizarreness of it

Hi again lukadjo

It’s me??? On my dashboard??? Sorcery is undoubtedly at play

Hi again lukadjo

the meaning of this post has once again eclipsed itself. “my Nice!” is now, again, meaningless to me, and the post is now merely “Hi again Lukadjo”

i think this is what they did to people in MKUltra

riceoatswheatgrain:

hyperoperationfractallisation:

riceoatswheatgrain:

hyperoperationfractallisation:

riceoatswheatgrain:

npdsalad:

npdsalad:

Gets you with my Nice!

my Nice!

I have seen this post probably at least 20 times courtesy of @lukadjo, each time passing over it thoughtlessly and only now do I process the bizarreness of it

Hi again lukadjo

It’s me??? On my dashboard??? Sorcery is undoubtedly at play

Hi again lukadjo

the meaning of this post has once again eclipsed itself. “my Nice!” is now, again, meaningless to me, and the post is now merely “Hi again Lukadjo”

i think this is what they did to people in MKUltra

riceoatswheatgrain:

hyperoperationfractallisation:

riceoatswheatgrain:

hyperoperationfractallisation:

riceoatswheatgrain:

npdsalad:

npdsalad:

Gets you with my Nice!

my Nice!

I have seen this post probably at least 20 times courtesy of @lukadjo, each time passing over it thoughtlessly and only now do I process the bizarreness of it

Hi again lukadjo

It’s me??? On my dashboard??? Sorcery is undoubtedly at play

Hi again lukadjo

the meaning of this post has once again eclipsed itself. “my Nice!” is now, again, meaningless to me, and the post is now merely “Hi again Lukadjo”

i think this is what they did to people in MKUltra

riceoatswheatgrain:

hyperoperationfractallisation:

riceoatswheatgrain:

hyperoperationfractallisation:

riceoatswheatgrain:

npdsalad:

npdsalad:

Gets you with my Nice!

my Nice!

I have seen this post probably at least 20 times courtesy of @lukadjo, each time passing over it thoughtlessly and only now do I process the bizarreness of it

Hi again lukadjo

It’s me??? On my dashboard??? Sorcery is undoubtedly at play

Hi again lukadjo

the meaning of this post has once again eclipsed itself. “my Nice!” is now, again, meaningless to me, and the post is now merely “Hi again Lukadjo”

i think this is what they did to people in MKUltra

da-mous:

curious that you think I’m a bitch, considering the homunculus clone of you that I keep in my basement has never said something like that to me. could it simply be that the stresses of your daily life are making you irritable?

cynderace:

lowkey obsessed with them

haru-dipthong:

original by @play-now-my-lord

renthony:

I do really need y'all to get it through your heads that transvestigation is also inherently intersexist, because it’s grounded in the idea that sex is a binary and there is no natural sex variation in human bodies.

I’m tired of seeing intersex people get told that they only get affected by these things on “accident” and that it’s not “really” intersexism because “it’s transphobia.” I’m tired of intersex people being told that we aren’t affected by things that we are often the primary targets of.

It is intersexism. It is transphobia. It is racism. These things work together to create hostile environments for anyone who doesn’t fit the bigoted idea of what people are “supposed” to look like.

Quit acting like intersex people are only affected by these things on accident when we are direct targets. Quit acting like intersex people are some unknown mythical creature that medical science has never heard of, when the truth is that if you haven’t heard of us, it’s because we have been actively erased and abused into silence.

Bigots don’t stop harassing us when they find out we’re intersex. They don’t accept us. They don’t think we’re natural or normal. They think we’re freaks. They think we should be forcibly operated on to make us “normal.” They kill us, they assault us, they want us to stop being born at all.

The idea that transphobic bigots are okay with intersex people because we’re born this way is false, and people have got to quit pretending that transphobia is the only factor at play.

maxknightley:

there must have been a real awkward couple of decades between “humans start trimming and shaving their facial hair” and “people figure out what makes facial hair look good”

xmo-rmon:

Since yet another piece of media depicting the mountain meadows massacre as the most fucked up thing the mormon church has ever done just came out, I’d like to take another opportunity to direct everyone to the Timpanogos tribe website and encourage you to read about the black hawk war and the events surrounding and following it

brigham young literally ordered the mormon militia to “exterminate” the Timpanogos people - murdering the men and selling the women and children into slavery. The remains of Black Hawk were robbed from his grave and put on display in temple square until 1996

The full truth needs to be heard. It can’t be minimized into something titillating but consumable. The Timpanogos people did not endure the grief and suffering brought by the mormon militia so people could both leave them out of the discussion and make money off a story they were erased from.

Again, please read for yourself on the Timpanogos website, spread the word, and donate if you can (there is a button for it on the site).

xmo-rmon:

Since yet another piece of media depicting the mountain meadows massacre as the most fucked up thing the mormon church has ever done just came out, I’d like to take another opportunity to direct everyone to the Timpanogos tribe website and encourage you to read about the black hawk war and the events surrounding and following it

brigham young literally ordered the mormon militia to “exterminate” the Timpanogos people - murdering the men and selling the women and children into slavery. The remains of Black Hawk were robbed from his grave and put on display in temple square until 1996

The full truth needs to be heard. It can’t be minimized into something titillating but consumable. The Timpanogos people did not endure the grief and suffering brought by the mormon militia so people could both leave them out of the discussion and make money off a story they were erased from.

Again, please read for yourself on the Timpanogos website, spread the word, and donate if you can (there is a button for it on the site).

xmo-rmon:

Since yet another piece of media depicting the mountain meadows massacre as the most fucked up thing the mormon church has ever done just came out, I’d like to take another opportunity to direct everyone to the Timpanogos tribe website and encourage you to read about the black hawk war and the events surrounding and following it

brigham young literally ordered the mormon militia to “exterminate” the Timpanogos people - murdering the men and selling the women and children into slavery. The remains of Black Hawk were robbed from his grave and put on display in temple square until 1996

The full truth needs to be heard. It can’t be minimized into something titillating but consumable. The Timpanogos people did not endure the grief and suffering brought by the mormon militia so people could both leave them out of the discussion and make money off a story they were erased from.

Again, please read for yourself on the Timpanogos website, spread the word, and donate if you can (there is a button for it on the site).

kficc:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

“top shortage” “bottom shortage” babe im EXHAUSTED

sweetheart i am DOING MY BEST but

Intrigued by the possibilities. what does this mean

netscapenavigator-official:

I am absolutely devastated. I watched a compilation YouTube video not long ago called something like “tiktoks that have vine energy,” and I saved the video my “Watch Later” playlist because quite a few of them were really good.

Problem is, the video got taken down! I’m so sad. Specifically, there was on TikTok of a girl in absolute tears going

“I think- Ooh! Some yogurt for me?”
*flashes a yogurt container to the camera*
“WRONG.”
*opens the containers revealing it’s filled with ground beef*
“Groouuund Beeeeeeef! W U T ?

And the way she said “W U T” became a sound bite for my stupid little autistic brain to repeat over and over, and now that video’s gone, and TikTok search feature is worse than Tumblr, so I guess it’s just gone forever. I’m so sad 😭. I was literally so close to downloading and backing up that entire YouTube video, but I didn’t.

0/10 Internet experience. Absolutely wretched transistor experience.

torchickentacos:

I think that if a bug bites you then you should be able to bite it back but the world doesn’t work that way

netscapenavigator-official:

It just occurred to me that the phrase “Neo-Nostalgia” is not an actual popular phrase that most people know. It’s a phrase that I made up in my head and have been using to describe that “trendy” feeling of nostalgia younger people (Gen Z) gets towards era they were never apart of. IE, 1920s, 1950s, 1970s, 1980s, etc.

I just had this realization because I learned the real word for that concept. It’s “Anemoia.”

I kinda my own better. The real word gives me “anonymous” or “anemia” vibes, but I guess I’ll start using it, regardless. 😵‍💫

bradspace3000:

bigfoots-biggest-fan:

Guys I’m screaming its been up there for less than 24 hours

Its gaining like 500 streams every time I check. This might actually chart in Australia at this rate 💀

Any profits are gonna go to an LGBT charity because the last thing the gay world needs more of rn is capitalism.

Link if you wanna help spotify it to the stars.

Very well, I shall blaze it amish style

netscapenavigator-official:

I am absolutely devastated. I watched a compilation YouTube video not long ago called something like “tiktoks that have vine energy,” and I saved the video my “Watch Later” playlist because quite a few of them were really good.

Problem is, the video got taken down! I’m so sad. Specifically, there was on TikTok of a girl in absolute tears going

“I think- Ooh! Some yogurt for me?”
*flashes a yogurt container to the camera*
“WRONG.”
*opens the containers revealing it’s filled with ground beef*
“Groouuund Beeeeeeef! W U T ?

And the way she said “W U T” became a sound bite for my stupid little autistic brain to repeat over and over, and now that video’s gone, and TikTok search feature is worse than Tumblr, so I guess it’s just gone forever. I’m so sad 😭. I was literally so close to downloading and backing up that entire YouTube video, but I didn’t.

0/10 Internet experience. Absolutely wretched transistor experience.

real-british-empire:

starz-rambles:

mothmanismyuncle:

anachronic-cobra:

radically-logical:

65-percent-puns:

PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUND ON

MOTHER LET ME FIGHT

I’ve never seen the long version of this video before

mother i wish to throw hands. mother. moTHER—

@real-british-empire

Yoink!

elms-art-gallery:

character sheet of my murderbot design. it has medium brown skin, short straight black hair, and a line following its cheekbones and ending at the jaw. two bust drawings of its face from 3/4 and front view. two fullbody drawings, one of it's body and one of it in casual clothing.ALT
six bust drawings of murderbot doing different expressions. sketched.ALT
edited image of the post "why wayne got socks in the jacuzzi" "those are his hooves you bitch" to fit murderbot. post by secunitsdoingnormalshit-blog has an image of murderbot sitting in a jacuzzi checking its watch. drgurathin (gurathin) reblogs saying "why SecUnit got socks in the jacuzzi". friendoftherats-thi (ratthi) reblogs saying "those are its hooves you bitch"ALT

read murderbot in a fevered haze so i could take a break from my irl obligations. here have these.

rivertalesien:

telomeke:

ID text–

Post by “Mike I Guess” @‌mike_i_guess:

The lack of boomer LGBTQ+ people isn’t because it’s “more popular now.” Many were murdered by their peers, died from government inaction during the AIDS crisis, committed suicide due to lack of social supports, or have had to live in the closet due to their peers’ cruelty.
Photo of the San Francisco Gay Men's Chorus, showing most of the members in black suits with their backs turned to the camera: they represent those lost to AIDS. A handful are dressed in white, facing the camera.

“The men in white are the surviving members of the Original San Francisco Gay Men’s Choir. Those in black represent the members lost to AIDs. Remember this when people say the gay community survived the epidemic. We had to start over because we lost a whole generation.” (original post)

saccharinescorpion:

i guess i never talked properly about what Kimi to Uchuu wo Aruku Tame ni (I Want To Walk In Space With You) is actually about because i kind of was hoping other people could have the experience i had reading it (“okay this manga is really new i’ll check it out -> ow ow oof ow”), but i guess if i want people to get interested i need to give them something lol. still, i think the comic speaks for itself better than i ever could, so here are some pages from the first chapter that really resonated with me

trapny:

Apparently he fucking gusta I guess.

grimeclown:

thespamman24:

grimeclown:

grimeclown:

killing rom the vacuous spider and realizing that you still gotta fight more elder gods in order to end the nightmare

Had to be there i guess

I like to think that this isn’t a video game, but merely day to day life for the clown of grime.

Whom!!?!?!!

solidagotea:

whetstonefires:

moonymango:

twirlfriend:

thestraggletag:

gleefully-macabre:

gleefully-macabre:

brawltogethernow:

gingerhastoomanyobsessions:

I can’t breathe

Best wishes to these people obviously but I’m WHEEZING at the concept of a standard horror plot starter but the stranded travelers are an entire fully equipped orchestra.

It’s the prequel to every other horror film. Their haunting spirits play the background music.

Oh shoot, that actually would be a really cool concept. The film starts with no thematic music, and as each member of the orchestra is picked off, their instrument joins the soundtrack. Subtly, so you don’t really notice, and the end credits are a full orchestral symphony.

DUUUUUDE

Call that a death note

That entire thing could also be used brilliantly for foreshadowing!

Like, you suddenly notice a string instrument in the background music and you haven’t seen a few of them in a while. And the more musically versed you are, the more you figure it out (like in a mystery novel if you happen to have in-depth knowledge about the current riddle) while the “normal” people can get fooled into twists.

The non-musically versed audience hears a new brass instrument and is like “Oh shit, the dude with the tenor horn is probably dead!”, but then he suddenly appears perfectly fine and one minute later they find the body of the Euphonium player.

And if the orchestra members can hear it as well, then it’s of course another layer cause THEY would probably recognize who is playing. And depending on the director, they could go full ‘Tomato in the Mirror’ and imply they know but Just. Not. Say it. (cause why should they, they all DO KNOW). So they are like “Oh no…. No…!” and start looking for the corpse while the audience is still stuck at “Ok, a violin player, but which???”

immediately after dying you get a brief solo

in which case all of the violists would survive completely unscathed, since you can never hear them and society as a whole is unsure they even exist

solidagotea:

whetstonefires:

moonymango:

twirlfriend:

thestraggletag:

gleefully-macabre:

gleefully-macabre:

brawltogethernow:

gingerhastoomanyobsessions:

I can’t breathe

Best wishes to these people obviously but I’m WHEEZING at the concept of a standard horror plot starter but the stranded travelers are an entire fully equipped orchestra.

It’s the prequel to every other horror film. Their haunting spirits play the background music.

Oh shoot, that actually would be a really cool concept. The film starts with no thematic music, and as each member of the orchestra is picked off, their instrument joins the soundtrack. Subtly, so you don’t really notice, and the end credits are a full orchestral symphony.

DUUUUUDE

Call that a death note

That entire thing could also be used brilliantly for foreshadowing!

Like, you suddenly notice a string instrument in the background music and you haven’t seen a few of them in a while. And the more musically versed you are, the more you figure it out (like in a mystery novel if you happen to have in-depth knowledge about the current riddle) while the “normal” people can get fooled into twists.

The non-musically versed audience hears a new brass instrument and is like “Oh shit, the dude with the tenor horn is probably dead!”, but then he suddenly appears perfectly fine and one minute later they find the body of the Euphonium player.

And if the orchestra members can hear it as well, then it’s of course another layer cause THEY would probably recognize who is playing. And depending on the director, they could go full ‘Tomato in the Mirror’ and imply they know but Just. Not. Say it. (cause why should they, they all DO KNOW). So they are like “Oh no…. No…!” and start looking for the corpse while the audience is still stuck at “Ok, a violin player, but which???”

immediately after dying you get a brief solo

in which case all of the violists would survive completely unscathed, since you can never hear them and society as a whole is unsure they even exist

microsuedemouse:

sauntervaguelydown:

crownepatriot1-1:

yimra-deactivated20250209:

Marvel Syndrome

Josh Whedon disease

so uh. Ursula Vernon is an acclaimed and accomplished writer (also known as T Kingfisher) of multiple genres, including fantasy and horror - lots of horror. she also wrote and illustrated the award-winning webcomic Digger. I knew this screenshot couldn’t be showing us her whole opinion, so I pulled up the actual tweet, and I was right! she goes on to explain that many in her crowd loved it, including her husband, but that it wasn’t for her. even more relevant than her original thread, though, is this response she had to someone who was asking in (apparently) good faith why she found the lack of humour frustrating:

like. yeah. not every movie requires a comedy element. of course not! but I think this post is ripping unfairly on entirely the wrong person. Vernon was clear in her original thread that being humourless did not make it a Bad Movie, and has been exceptionally straightforward about why that lack of humour felt detrimental to the film in her experience.

obamaqueer:

biculturalist:

karayray1:

White people get so angry when they’re presented with the truth.

That moment when a single scene in a Bollywood film educates you about the reality of American politics.

does anyone know the name of this film?

hussyknee:

If I tell you this is a horror dance number it still won’t prepare you. That last move was so terrifying even the judge was like “Let go! Let go!” If you told me they’re actually possessed I’d believe you.

The music is a remix of the song Mere Dholna from the Bollywood movie Bhool Bhulaiyya, a remake of the classic Malayalam horror-comedy Manichitrathazhu. It’s about a young bride that seemingly becomes possessed of Manjulika, a dancer of the ancient royal court whose tragic death has turned her into a vengeful spirit, one who evokes the wrath of the goddess Durga Kali. In the iconic scene that is repeated across remakes, the groom and his family discover his bride dancing in the dead of night in a manic, disassociative fugue, wearing a moth-eaten dancer’s costume and a face smeared in kohl, ash and vermilion. She’s hallucinating that she’s Manjulika dancing carefree for the court with her lover. The upbeat music is deliberately incongruous with the pathos and creepiness of the scene in reality, especially as it crescendos in the bride’s head to the moment when the king decapitates Manjulika’s beloved in a fit of jealous rage.

This specific number is by the all-male troupe B Unique, performed for the Indian reality talent contest Hunabaarz. It’s a modern fusion based on Bharatnatyam that turns up the creep factor by 200% and is basically a showcase of contortionism and synchronicity. One of the most perfectly choreographed and executed dances I have ever seen. Truly incredible!

The group is still taking their work across the world’s talent shows. And yes, that guy is hypermobile enough to do that with his neck. XD

kittydragondraws:

yourlocalsimp11111:

N MURDER DRONES PLAYS THE DRUMS


he also played piano when he was a butler working for the Elliot’s OKAY BYE

I drew this

pjotwitter:

pjotwitter:

500 followers post special featuring all the characters that have been in my posts + a few new ones ! ty for 500 followers 💖

raybuggybug-arts:

I love a down bad Nari. So does The Lamb. They’re needing to try to process it, though.

boywolfwerefriend:

monstrousdesirestudy:

caw-oticdork:

gallusrostromegalus:

gallusrostromegalus:

gallusrostromegalus:

c0rpseductor:

cyberphuck:

c0rpseductor:

im a bit of a pointless hater about certain usages of the term “monsterfucker” bc i think it’s often one of those things people say but don’t believe with their whole chest. like if all the “monsters” you like are vampires and similar mopey human-looking folks it’s possible you are actually just into goths. Let’s not dilute the beautiful world of teratophilia for our bloodborne sex soldiers out there fucking and sucking in yharnam or whatever. Anyone on earth would fuck a vampire. that’s vanilla

Don’t you DARE gatekeep monsterfucking OP, all fuckers of all monsters are valid. If one person mostly prefers the twink bodytype and another prefers the bear bodytype, they’re both still attracted to men. Some people fuck monsters because of the taboo of finding something dangerous or other than “human” attractive and some people fuck monsters because they want to feel a tentacle force their butthole open like an anteater snout into a termite mound. All of us are nasty freaks and there’s no need to create unneeded barriers between us.

if we’re considering essentially cannibalistic human people with bad teeth to be monsters we must include those who are attracted to British people under the banner of monsterfucking lest someone feel invalidated

So I have a theory about this:

The “attraction to vampires and other mostly-human monsters” end of the spectrum gets debated like this because it is both monsterfucking AND normie at the same time. It also has its equal and opposite twin in wanting to fuck a person so idealized they no longer resemble a human.

Hear me out. (Long post under the cut)


Keep reading

Actually I’d like to revise my opinion a bit because I’m hydrated now and my friend in chat pointed out that my “inhumanity of form” and “recognition of personhood” are just two of the MANY axes upon which the monsterfuckerness of anything can be judged, so I propose this:

Kink in general, but ESPECIALLY monsterfucking, is the exploration of what could be. Playing Imagination, if you will. Therefore, it’s opposite is a total lack of imagination.

Since it’s extremely weird for a human to be totally without creativity, what you get is a bimodal distribution on either side with a sharp dip in the middle, where the vast majority of people are into something A Little Weird, tapering out the Spiders Georgs out there who want to be actually jacked off by the invisible hand of the marketplace or suchlike esoteric and unachievable fantasies.

Hence, wanting to fuck a vampire is both monsterfucking and normie at the same time.

An Example Graph for people that didn’t take stats back in high school: The distribution of attraction on the Hyperhuman-to-Inhuman Anatomical Axis of Monster Fuckery (one of MANY axes of monsterfuckery)

Figure 1: classic Nonhuman Antatomical Form Monsterfucker Spectrum

Figure 2: Proposed Inverse of the previous spectrum, AKA “Hyperhuman Anatomical Form” Monsterfucker Spectrum:

Figure 3: The full spectrum of Deviance From Human Anatomy Axis of Monsterfuckery:


My theory is that you can analyze “Monsterfuckery” on various axes (inhumanity of form, social monstrosity, etc.) and the population distribution will shake out the same way.

@monstrousdesirestudy thoughts?

This is unbelievably cool!!! I completely agree that attraction to vampires is both monsterfuckery and “vanilla”. Knowing as I do that vampires are thee most popular monster in the pantheon, and how part of their monstrosity is the terror that they look Just Like Us and we don’t know what they are, it does create a sort of paradox of monstrosity and humanity. But that’s actually why they are monstrous because they deny categorical neatness! They are both living and dead—sometimes human looking (depends on the depictions) but incredibly monstrous. I’m absolutely thrilled that this person did all these graphs and I’m even more excited that @teratophiliologist and I have questions on our upcoming monsterfucker survey that will also address this topic! (IRB hurry your ass up). I would answer this more but I also lowkey just woke up lmao so I’m a bit groggy so I’ll return to it

monstrousdesirestudy:

caw-oticdork:

gallusrostromegalus:

gallusrostromegalus:

gallusrostromegalus:

c0rpseductor:

cyberphuck:

c0rpseductor:

im a bit of a pointless hater about certain usages of the term “monsterfucker” bc i think it’s often one of those things people say but don’t believe with their whole chest. like if all the “monsters” you like are vampires and similar mopey human-looking folks it’s possible you are actually just into goths. Let’s not dilute the beautiful world of teratophilia for our bloodborne sex soldiers out there fucking and sucking in yharnam or whatever. Anyone on earth would fuck a vampire. that’s vanilla

Don’t you DARE gatekeep monsterfucking OP, all fuckers of all monsters are valid. If one person mostly prefers the twink bodytype and another prefers the bear bodytype, they’re both still attracted to men. Some people fuck monsters because of the taboo of finding something dangerous or other than “human” attractive and some people fuck monsters because they want to feel a tentacle force their butthole open like an anteater snout into a termite mound. All of us are nasty freaks and there’s no need to create unneeded barriers between us.

if we’re considering essentially cannibalistic human people with bad teeth to be monsters we must include those who are attracted to British people under the banner of monsterfucking lest someone feel invalidated

So I have a theory about this:

The “attraction to vampires and other mostly-human monsters” end of the spectrum gets debated like this because it is both monsterfucking AND normie at the same time. It also has its equal and opposite twin in wanting to fuck a person so idealized they no longer resemble a human.

Hear me out. (Long post under the cut)


Keep reading

Actually I’d like to revise my opinion a bit because I’m hydrated now and my friend in chat pointed out that my “inhumanity of form” and “recognition of personhood” are just two of the MANY axes upon which the monsterfuckerness of anything can be judged, so I propose this:

Kink in general, but ESPECIALLY monsterfucking, is the exploration of what could be. Playing Imagination, if you will. Therefore, it’s opposite is a total lack of imagination.

Since it’s extremely weird for a human to be totally without creativity, what you get is a bimodal distribution on either side with a sharp dip in the middle, where the vast majority of people are into something A Little Weird, tapering out the Spiders Georgs out there who want to be actually jacked off by the invisible hand of the marketplace or suchlike esoteric and unachievable fantasies.

Hence, wanting to fuck a vampire is both monsterfucking and normie at the same time.

An Example Graph for people that didn’t take stats back in high school: The distribution of attraction on the Hyperhuman-to-Inhuman Anatomical Axis of Monster Fuckery (one of MANY axes of monsterfuckery)

Figure 1: classic Nonhuman Antatomical Form Monsterfucker Spectrum

Figure 2: Proposed Inverse of the previous spectrum, AKA “Hyperhuman Anatomical Form” Monsterfucker Spectrum:

Figure 3: The full spectrum of Deviance From Human Anatomy Axis of Monsterfuckery:


My theory is that you can analyze “Monsterfuckery” on various axes (inhumanity of form, social monstrosity, etc.) and the population distribution will shake out the same way.

@monstrousdesirestudy thoughts?

This is unbelievably cool!!! I completely agree that attraction to vampires is both monsterfuckery and “vanilla”. Knowing as I do that vampires are thee most popular monster in the pantheon, and how part of their monstrosity is the terror that they look Just Like Us and we don’t know what they are, it does create a sort of paradox of monstrosity and humanity. But that’s actually why they are monstrous because they deny categorical neatness! They are both living and dead—sometimes human looking (depends on the depictions) but incredibly monstrous. I’m absolutely thrilled that this person did all these graphs and I’m even more excited that @teratophiliologist and I have questions on our upcoming monsterfucker survey that will also address this topic! (IRB hurry your ass up). I would answer this more but I also lowkey just woke up lmao so I’m a bit groggy so I’ll return to it