Well it’s a good thing our nations leader is a level headed person who cares about his people, is in good standing with the rest of the world and can convince other countries to help us out in out time of need.
“Soul mate” story where the first thing your soul mate says to you is tattooed on your hand (or their name, or whatever indicator you want, it doesn’t matter) except the pairings don’t indicate compatibility at all. People seem to just be like. Randomly paired up. Traditionalists insist that marriage is for tattoo-defined soul mates but for most people in the modern world meeting your tattoo buddy is like “oh hey, it’s you! That’s neat!”
The careers of multiple scientists are fuelled entirely by trying to figure out what the tattoos actually indicate.
In finnish, the word “organ” can be fluently used as an euphenism for dick, but “pipe” cannot. In english, “pipe” is established enough but “organ” would be too odd and uncommon to be immediately understood. So it is not possible in either language to make the perfect pun about being an expert at playing the pipe organ.
i’ll reblog resources and info on how trump’s fucking us over of course but it really is so telling that a lot of these people weren’t posting the same things when biden was president. instead we were getting all these long posts about how he was great and progressive and Doing His Best. like we all conveniently forgot he was the one who stopped hospitals from honestly reporting COVID death numbers and let dozens of transphobic bills pass and let roe v wade get shredded and pursued oil pipelines and endorsed cop city and deported more people than trump and let boeing get away with openly assassinating a guy and enthusiastically funded palestinian genocide and
started ignoring the bird flu resurgence to begin with and let food corporations lie to inflate prices and didn’t push all that hard for student debt relief and endorsed the use of militarized police against students and endorsed mask bans and stood by as terrorism charges were brought against people passing out leaflets and
if this system supposedly still works then nothing happens overnight. you can’t say one day that biden had no influence or power and then as soon as trump takes over a day later he’s an unstoppable dictator. both of them work completely within the framework of the United States as a colonial imperialist empire, it’s just one of them pretended he couldn’t do anything about anything to make leftists think he was still on their side
1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally
2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.
if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation
well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe
weird as hell that cinderpelt is denied becoming a warrior after her leg got mangled on the exact same book that deadfoot is introduced. do you think she was pissed as hell when she found out that another three-legged cat is the deputy of windclan
1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally
2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.
if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation
well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe
“Suburbs” are a type of vile geomancy, invented by agents of the demiurge for the explicit torment of innocent souls who want to “walk around” or “get a bite to eat”
Games with customization need to make it easier to sexualize male characters its not enough to have a shirtless option he needs a fat rack and body hair and more body fat and the shorts options need to define the ass cheeks and lets not forget the b[armored guards grab me and forcibly remove me from the stage]
Love getting he/him’d for this post. Lesbian ally of gay men granted pronouns for his advocacy
1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally
2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.
if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation
well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe
If anyone is more interested in the work behind the Gävle goat there is apparently a documentary here, unfortunately mostly in swedish, but what I found most charming is that you can climb into the goat through a door in it’s behind.
And if you ever wondered: yes, according to rumors a couple have fucked in the Gävle goat. In 1966 in fact, the first year it was up and before any kind of arson. I don’t know why they threw that into the documentary but this goat has layers is all I’m saying.
just imagining going for a quickie in the goat and suddenly you’re surrounded by flames
love that i was presented with the fact that the goat is a fuck spot so quickly that i hadn’t even had time to come to that question naturally on my own.
me: oh you can go inside the goat? wow look you can see the wooden support system on the inside that’s so-
this post: AND YOU CAN FUCK IN IT WERE YOU WONDERING IF YOU COULD FUCK IN IT BECAUSE PEOPLE HAVE DONE THAT
me: i…ok. i need Time to process this i’m-
cargopantsman: QUICK NOW imagine dying by arson while FUCKING IN THE GOAT
me: …i …i guess this is my fault for logging on to tumblr dot com
If anyone is more interested in the work behind the Gävle goat there is apparently a documentary here, unfortunately mostly in swedish, but what I found most charming is that you can climb into the goat through a door in it’s behind.
And if you ever wondered: yes, according to rumors a couple have fucked in the Gävle goat. In 1966 in fact, the first year it was up and before any kind of arson. I don’t know why they threw that into the documentary but this goat has layers is all I’m saying.
just imagining going for a quickie in the goat and suddenly you’re surrounded by flames
love that i was presented with the fact that the goat is a fuck spot so quickly that i hadn’t even had time to come to that question naturally on my own.
me: oh you can go inside the goat? wow look you can see the wooden support system on the inside that’s so-
this post: AND YOU CAN FUCK IN IT WERE YOU WONDERING IF YOU COULD FUCK IN IT BECAUSE PEOPLE HAVE DONE THAT
me: i…ok. i need Time to process this i’m-
cargopantsman: QUICK NOW imagine dying by arson while FUCKING IN THE GOAT
me: …i …i guess this is my fault for logging on to tumblr dot com
If anyone is more interested in the work behind the Gävle goat there is apparently a documentary here, unfortunately mostly in swedish, but what I found most charming is that you can climb into the goat through a door in it’s behind.
And if you ever wondered: yes, according to rumors a couple have fucked in the Gävle goat. In 1966 in fact, the first year it was up and before any kind of arson. I don’t know why they threw that into the documentary but this goat has layers is all I’m saying.
just imagining going for a quickie in the goat and suddenly you’re surrounded by flames
love that i was presented with the fact that the goat is a fuck spot so quickly that i hadn’t even had time to come to that question naturally on my own.
me: oh you can go inside the goat? wow look you can see the wooden support system on the inside that’s so-
this post: AND YOU CAN FUCK IN IT WERE YOU WONDERING IF YOU COULD FUCK IN IT BECAUSE PEOPLE HAVE DONE THAT
me: i…ok. i need Time to process this i’m-
cargopantsman: QUICK NOW imagine dying by arson while FUCKING IN THE GOAT
me: …i …i guess this is my fault for logging on to tumblr dot com
blocked because your interpretation of that character doesn’t match the way they act in my bedtime narrative i imagine when i’m falling asleep every night
Fucked up that there’s a whole generation of young people who talk like this. This is the kind of thing uptight old church ladies are supposed to say. Young people are supposed to like edgy, subversive, and problematic shit.
Me liking cheeseburgers makes me share a psychological profile with sexual predators too, this shit is ridiculous
Fucked up that there’s a whole generation of young people who talk like this. This is the kind of thing uptight old church ladies are supposed to say. Young people are supposed to like edgy, subversive, and problematic shit.
Me liking cheeseburgers makes me share a psychological profile with sexual predators too, this shit is ridiculous
This isn’t a “leak”, this is just wild speculation. OP just took last year’s dates and assumed they’d be the same this year. They’re just trying to pretend that they have insider knowledge.
people will lap up britney in retrospect and mourn how they’d never fail her like that toxic 2000s celebrity culture did then say chappell roan is an ungrateful loathsome bitch for yelling at paparazzi + its like idk how to tell you but if you’d been there evidently you’d have been gleefully condemning britney with the worst of them
related theres a desperation for pop idols to be iconic to be divas but because any behaviour that could be read as vain or mean or controversial gets her instantaneously condemned as an unprofessional bitch when stans call something ‘iconic’ it’s usually just a pop star wearing a dress and looking thin
Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house
Peter: thank you, but I can’t
Bartender: why not
Peter:
Bartender:
Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant
Bartender, shook: oh, congratulations, boy or girl?
Peter, now in full-on panic mode: it’s an uh, spider
I’m seeing stuff in the notes about “Miles would do this” and I just want to say: you’re absolutely right. All Spider-folks across all universes share one (1) singular brain cell and most of the time it’s Gwen’s.
As the current author of Spider-Gwen, I can attest that Gwen has not seen the brain cell in years.
i don’t know why but i’m really amused by the winner of some ‘new kanji’ contest:
compare with the real kanji
座 (seat/gathering), but the two 人 (person) radicals have been moved from next to each other within the 土 (earth) radical to diagonally from each other, making this “social distance(d seating/gathering)”
This is hilarious, but to further the hilarity, I’d like to point to the fact that half of the “A rank” (runners up) for this contest also are related to 2020 epidemic jokes
First up we have:
Compare with
太
The original kanji means “to gain weight”. But it adds the
コ “ko” and ロ “ro” katakana symbols at the top to represent the weight you gain while staying home due to the corona virus.
Then we have:
Compare with
会
The original kanjij means “meeting”, but the lower radical is changed to look more like a “Z” to represent Zoom meetings. Thus, the new kanji means “web meetings” or “zoom calls”
And of course another social distancing one:
Compare with
話
This means “to talk” or “chat”, but it’s changed simply to show the two radicals social distancing from one another as we should also while holding conversations nowadays.
At least we can have some fun language humor despite all of this!
