Shout out to the little girl at my store today who had a shirt that said “skeleton mouse” and she was carrying around a plushie of a rat, had hair clips in her hair that had rats on them, and a necklace with a rodent skull on it.
As I was checking her mother out at the register she pulled out a handful of rubber rats from her pocket and put them on my counter, to which her mother sighed and said “no sweetie, he doesn’t need rats” to which I just looked at her like this
just rememvered that guy on tiktok whos been spraying his hands with dog medicine to make them hard as fuck and how the last time i saw him he was capable of sanding soft wood down with the palm of his hand
the UK gov’s approach to solving crime by banning weapons with increasing granularity is almost respectable if only because it means you periodically get to hear people who believe in that system get a little indignant like “well YOU would understand it if you had to deal with ninja sword massacres”
I don’t think it’s especially dignified to walk around mortified of getting robbed by a man with a knife or gun, but I think it’s even less dignified to try and explain to someone why exactly it’s adaptive to have recurring cultural nightmares where you’re jumped by squall leonhart
You don’t understand how often I restrain myself from posting about getting groceries. This isn’t supposed to be a groceries account. But you’ve gotta post about what you know and the groceries keep needing to be bought.
Anyone else in the “I think I might go get groceries today” fandom?
You don’t understand how often I restrain myself from posting about getting groceries. This isn’t supposed to be a groceries account. But you’ve gotta post about what you know and the groceries keep needing to be bought.
Anyone else in the “I think I might go get groceries today” fandom?
The best possible landlord is still a landlord, and stands at the top of a steep incline
He gives you a house for free that you never have to pay back for. He’s not a fucking landlord he’s a real estate agent you dimwitted radioactive mushroom. You’re never gonna get “evicted” you have complete sovereignty over your land, can place anything and everything you can fit in the space, put up whatever decorations paint jobs and wallpapers you want. The only downside is if you want to make a large purchase from HIS STORE you gotta pay off the last large purchase (you can still buy mailboxes and fences and nice cobblestone paths)His entire backstory is that he got his heart broken by capitalism and decided to move to a small town and give people affordable housing and affordable upgrades to said housing.
And the house? The money you don’t even have to pay unless you want HIM to expand your house for you?
18,400 bells
For reference a single apple sells for 100 bells
Which means you pay for a house (really you are paying for the upgrade) for the same price as 15 dozen apples.
You are literally buying a house for the same price as 15. Dozen. Apples
Let’s put that in perspective to say. America. A honeycrisp apple at Kroger costs 1.70 each on average meaning a dozen costs around 20 dollars. Meaning the price of a house in Tom Nooks store (that once again you never even have to pay back) is equivalent to a whopping 306 dollars.
That’s it. To pay off a house and let you get renovations you have to pay less than a single months rent at any apartment.
Go throw a pie in someone’s face since you want to be a clown.
That last line goes so hard.
I immediately had to go put it in Objection Maker.
i feel like ppl who are against kids transitioning don’t understand the degree to which pediatrics are fine with medical intervention for kids. like really? this is where you draw the line?
when i was like ten i couldn’t sit still in class so a bunch of adults unanimously decided to give me meth. like. hello
youth ballet training permanently alters your bone structure and frequently comes with lifelong health complications. but you don’t see suburban moms having a moral panic about that shit do you
i feel like ppl who are against kids transitioning don’t understand the degree to which pediatrics are fine with medical intervention for kids. like really? this is where you draw the line?
when i was like ten i couldn’t sit still in class so a bunch of adults unanimously decided to give me meth. like. hello
youth ballet training permanently alters your bone structure and frequently comes with lifelong health complications. but you don’t see suburban moms having a moral panic about that shit do you
you don’t want that china tea set. you want the time to sit at home and leisurely sip tea, doing nothing.
you don’t want that lacy fast-fashion camisole. you want to be seen as desirable.
you don’t want that niche, subscription-only exercise class. you want community.
you don’t want that trending aesthetic. you want acceptance, you want enough space to live in that things are tidy and organized, you want health, you want love.
you want to live an existence beyond the paywalling of contentment.
you don’t want that china tea set. you want the time to sit at home and leisurely sip tea, doing nothing.
you don’t want that lacy fast-fashion camisole. you want to be seen as desirable.
you don’t want that niche, subscription-only exercise class. you want community.
you don’t want that trending aesthetic. you want acceptance, you want enough space to live in that things are tidy and organized, you want health, you want love.
you want to live an existence beyond the paywalling of contentment.
you don’t want that china tea set. you want the time to sit at home and leisurely sip tea, doing nothing.
you don’t want that lacy fast-fashion camisole. you want to be seen as desirable.
you don’t want that niche, subscription-only exercise class. you want community.
you don’t want that trending aesthetic. you want acceptance, you want enough space to live in that things are tidy and organized, you want health, you want love.
you want to live an existence beyond the paywalling of contentment.
We all saw Elon Musk do the nazi salute at the Trump inauguration. We know that he is influencing and fanning the flames of right wing political parties.
And that very well may include ours.
Because Elon Musk has pledged to donate $100 million to the Reform party. He has since mentioned that it might be hard to give such a large sum now.
But I don’t think we should take our chances. And I think we can agree that letting billionaires influence our countries politics is a terrible idea.
It calls for the government to remove loopholes that allow wealthy foreign individuals to make donations into UK political parties (e.g. by funnelling through UK registered companies).
As it is a parliament petition the government are required to debate it in parliament. But for that to happen it needs to reach 100,000 signatures.
Non British folk I’m afraid you guys can’t sign but I encourage you guys to reblog so that more people can see this.
Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.
this reply is killing me
Our bodies adapted the same response to disease that Japanese honeybees use against Japaneae giant hornets: Biologically cook it to death.
The problem is that our bodies aren’t well designed for this, while the bees are, and instead we just cook ourselves instead.
What I’m saying is that colonies of bees are smarter than our biology. Yet another strike against creationism and intelligent design. If any god designed a perfect creature, it was a Japanese bee god. We’re just pale imitations.
Confirmed: Our white blood cells are just worse honeybees. Thanks, science side of tumblr!
whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.
these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-” and im already pullin out my keys and am like. sweetheart, you are a child. i am not charging a child gas money.
i literally almost lunged across the counter to throw hands with some old hag who yelled at and insulted one of our 16 y/o girls but instead i threw her sandwich at her and told her to never fucking come back
old dudes will flirt with our young girls too and i’ll be like ay man this is a truck stop, normal customer service rules dont apply here. i can and will call the cops on you.
im the only manager that actively tells them to steal food because these are teenagers and they are HUNGRY
You are the only valid manager
this is kind of hilarious to me because this made it seem like OP was at least mid to late 20s but they’re 19
It’s so funny to see Zionists on here post “a tired Jew” and then when you go to their blog it’s just page after page of them celebrating genocide and rejoicing at dead Palestinians.
I’m tired of YOU using MY religion to hide behind your fascist ideologies.
The most racist and vile Zionist on here after making 20 posts in a row about how Palestinians aren’t humans: “I’m just… I’m so tired”
My new boss: “Everyone come to the team meeting with a surprising story about something you’ve done in the past. Something no one would expect of you!”
Me: Googling the statute of limitation for felonies in Texas
I won.
noooo you can’t leave us hanging like this
we demand politely request to know the (alleged) felony!!
i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he’s some sort of supergenius when in reality it’s his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he’s some sort of supergenius when in reality it’s his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he’s doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken
His ghost is setting those cars on fire actually
I hadn’t really considered “the agnostic demigod of electromagnetism is the reason Musk’s companies fail” before, but I like the concept.
life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water
put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you’ve diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me
“Uncle Benadryl’s one minute rice” one minute what? awake? left to live?
New Tumblr is now such that I cannot just go to the post with the recipe but must reblog the gatorade and uncle benadryl if I ever hope to make rice with coconut cream.
It’s uncanny how similar Trump is acting like Hitler. People are now doing the Nazi salute. They’re drawing the symbol. The KKK was seen in Kentucky asking people to join them. ICE has been ripping families apart. Companies have pulled back Diversity Initiatives. We’re no longer part of WHO and there won’t be any communication from the CDC at least until February 1st. We’re being censored and the news can’t be trusted. Thousands of Americans didn’t know there were protests against Trump yesterday outside the U.S. Quotes from The Handmaid’s Tale and Anne Frank have been compared to what’s going on right now.
According to The Lemkin Institute for Genocide Studies and Prevention the U.S. has officially been given a red flag alert for Genocide.
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