I’ve seen many a smug “activist” here say how they won’t vote because “voting just plays into the system and doesn’t change anything.”
Cool story kiddo, that doesn’t stop the political right from voting, and the next thing you know Fuckface von Clownstick will be sitting in the Oval Office outlawing abortion and deporting everyone.
In regards to my previous post: HRT is nowhere near a magic fix all that will make you a girl. That is decided by you. Your ability or inability to get hormone replacement therapy is not a measurement of how transgender you are. Being transgender is an internal decision, and whatever comes after that is ancillary to deciding for yourself that you are the gender you want to be. I recommend it; I adore what HRT has done to my body, but I was a girl long before I decided to do any sort of medical transition and anyone who says you need makeup and stringent routines and medical supplies to transition is either a fuckin’ liar or needs to reexamine how they think about other transgender people, including themselves.
A gift for my amazing discord moderator Sabina, who has been helping me moderate my online communities for almost 7 years now and has a soft spot for magpies. I do too 🖤
Quietly losing my mind over the fact that Elon Musk has straight up orchestrated a coup of our executive branch and like….I don’t even know what, if any, system we have in place to fix this. Like… He’s just taken control of the money and locked out the actual appointed officials. What the fuck.
Nazis are taking over my government, and like, not even just the Nazis we fucking elected! And I’m…making hamburgers? Because somebody has to make dinner? I just feel completely unhinged.
I think that’s how random civillians generally feel in these situations. Someone’s gotta make dinner.
“I mixed my bread last night with tears coming, for I feared I should have no husband when the next mixing came.“
- Anna Munroe, April 19th, 1775, Lexington Massachusetts
there’s a certain type of image I enjoy finding in old flickr albums from the 00s which is like a completely unknown picture that feels like a meme from an alternate universe
ok but the sight of that giant lint block does not make me want to clean out lint more. imagine how good that shit would feel to touch omg
You can just gather that shit. And then if you’re only drying cottons or something you can take it camping and use it as firestarter
Some other things a person might not know, especially if nobody ever taught them because their parents assumed that men don’t need to do house maintenance:
Washing machines have filters to catch large debris; you should check these periodically and remove anything stuck in them. If you don’t, it affects the machine’s efficiency and eventually can lead to the filter getting clogged and flooding your laundry space.
Washing machines also need to be cleaned from time to time, generally by running them on hot with nothing in them except cleaning chemicals (you can buy washing machine cleaner, or google it for various diy solutions that probably involve vinegar or bleach). If you don’t they’ll start growing mold, and then all your stuff will come out of the wash smelling bad.
Dishwashers also generally have filters to catch large chunks of food and whatnot. Boy howdy can they smell bad if you don’t ever check them.
There are dishwasher disinfectants as well, or you can do things with vinegar; either way, it’ll prevent mold buildup and also hopefully rinse away buildup from soaps and whatnot.
If you have a reusable water bottle, wash it weekly. Otherwise you’re probably drinking mold, the effects of which can be widely variable but almost always bad.
Vacuum cleaners often need their filters cleaned or replaced. If you vacuum a room and it smells worse than it did before, you probably need to change the filter or the vacuum bag.
To clarify, the reason you have to clean the lint out is 1) it makes your clothes not dry well and 2) it fucking CATCHES FIRE
Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way way opened to it?
I’ve seen this passed around a few times, and I have one thing to say:
It’s online. The book was carefully and wonderfully recreated online by hand. You can find it here. The entire book is this easy.
btw if you are friends with someone and you have the kind of dynamic where you can tease each other you also need to be nice. just so we’re all aware. you also have to be nice with your words on top of it. like with your words. use your words. you should tell them with your words when you like something about them. if you are scared of being too sincere or vulnerable that is not an excuse to not be nice to someone. also you should work on that. ok are we all on the same page
You also need to be aware of how that trading affects those around you. If you have a young spawn around they will learn from and mimic your relationship dynamics but Also do not have the wisdom to judge wh e n is OK to behave in a teasing way. You could accidentally end up raining a bully.
“So let me get this straight. We’re here to rescue a princess.”
“That’s right.”
“At the request of a princess.”
“Right again.”
“And you, who will be leading the expedition, are also a princess.”
“You’re very perceptive.”
“How big is your royal family, again?“
“We don’t have one.”
“But–“
“We overthrew our monarchy centuries ago, but we kept most of the titles around. The rank of ‘princess’ is held by the directors in charge of various civil service branches.“
“Huh. And the princess we’re rescuing today is in charge of…?”
“Public sanitation.”
“The Lord of Death’s Dominion kidnapped your public sanitation director?”
“We think he’s a little confused.”
I laughed too hard not to reblog this.
I mean. If your goal is to cause maximum death, letting trash, sewage, tainted water, and biohazardous waste pile up in a populated area with zero oversight is a pretty efficient way to go about it
See, the idea that taking out the appointed head of the government department in charge of public sanitation oversight would cause the day-to-day business of public sanitation to immediately cease is exactly the sort of confusion we’re talking about here.
If I had a dick I’d be nutting all over everything all the time the floor the walls the ceiling every object I own it would just be awful soldiers would enter my house guns drawn years after I die and find multiple bodies in a pile so encrusted they believed them to be a natural formation in the landscape until one of them leaned on it and it cracked in on itsself mummy dust flying out theyd be screaming and the sound would cause stalactites to fall on some their lucky heads and when the survivors look down they watch the fresh spurting blood seemingly vanish upon touching the ground like invisible ink, one tries to carry a body off but finds that he can’t pull away after touching it, he’s stuck, theyre both dissolving cause the blood squirting out provided a point of contact, its burning, there’s tears in his eyes, he flailed, both arms are stuck, the pains making him thrash, his face is stuck, the body he touched is already unrecognizable as a body, now its just him, and the soldiers shoot him. They shoot him in the head and he was just a boy. He was just a boy. Then the men carry on deeper and deeper and their numbers dwindle, and as the last one looks around he realizes something, that the walls of the cave have been closing in on him, almost imperceptively, but definitely so, with each member of his platoon be loses, as he backtracks he can’t find the bodies of his people that were landmarks, just piles of gear,
We joke and all but some of you really forget that people hate women.
Seeing people wonder “how can people say stuff like this” and “why does [x misogynistic thing] keep happening” is a bit disorienting because when you take a five second pause to think about it you can realize quite immediately that it’s because people hate women. Like guys… people HATE women.
let me put this in terms you understand. our pet liberal, Stephanie Bethany Grace Smith Ruth Tyler, is visiting the DNC in the sky because you let her pokemon go to the polls across a 10-lane motorway while you were meant to be holding her accountable and pushing her to the left. hand side of the pavement
really heavily reject this idea that just by virtue of being oppressed you understand everything about all types of oppression, and that reading theory is unnecessary or is something that unoppressed people do to make themselves feel good. do not fall for this trap. you need to be reading . you need to be learning. your own ideas are good but they can only carry you so far. learn from others.
In middle school you were on facebook liking hundreds of pages called shit like “Laying down in my bed = life” now you’re 26 and posting shit likr “naptime is amazingly fire” upwards of 5 times a day. just pointing out how some things never leave you
every ww2 squadron had that one dude who was always eating all the rations, didnt know how to reload, put on his helmet backwards, carried around a photo of his dad, and would say shit like “deadass has anyone else thought about just joining the other guys?“
[Two muscular guards roll back the stone that sealed me within the cave, and Call me to the entrance]
[I crawl forth, shielding my eyes from the light for a moment before adjusting and moving my hands away]
“What is this… Am I free?”
“No. You got a visitor.”
“Hmph. You know how I feel about visitors. Let me guess, another peasant, here to rub their victory in my face? My parents, here to scorn me for losing such battles?”
“You’ll see for yourself.”
[They pull hard on your chain, dragging you into my view. I squint with hatred in my eyes] [The light hits you, I recognize your face, and my demeanor instantly changes]
OMG whats up little white bitch best Neice in the world long time no see come here mwwwwwah [Leaves a butter-stain on your forehead] what’s up
My little Vaushie is so cute. I wake up early in the morning every day just for him ♥️ i love my little vaushie and his little red pecker. He gets up every day at 2:30 on the clock! Its soo sweet. He calls me a fat assed whore i love him so much. Then he lays in bed grunting while i finish doing the dishes and making his ubereats order for him, its just so cute! He would starve and die because he can only get food from apps.
Yesterday he did just the cutest thing . he was on stream playing The Last of Us 2 (Heterosexuality mod) and someone told him that even if they lowered the age of consent it would still be bad to masturbate to lolicon. he started doing just the sweetest little squealing pounding his red fists on the desk. i love him. hes the best. hes so sweet, when hes sleeping on the floor. like a soft little animal. like baby jesus in the manger.
To be completely forthright with you all: half of evil villain is just people who find the log in info written on a bathroom stall wall, above the hole, in a truck stop down in Tuscaloosa by the i395 exit, the one close to Bobby’s park truck supplies & equipment. Upon seeing the password, a male trucker will enter the stall and the bargain commences (hence the hole). But naturally, upon logging in, the spirit takes you, and thus you are assimilated. So really it’s still just one guy, and many vessel. You know how it is with truck stops!
We gotta do something about the way dog owners behave. No other pet owner is just bringin the pet wherever the fuck they go all the time but for some reason with dog owners they think its fine if they bring their dog to the gym and taco bell and whatever. And you invite a dog owner to your house where youve got your own pets youve got your dog and your cats and whatever it is you have and this dog owner shows up at your door like “oh i brought my dog i hope thats okay hes so sweet youll love him” and it is always the most untrained poorly behaved agressive animal that has ever lived. And we all have to pretend like its acceptable behaviour well im sick of it
