February 2025

amberluvsbugs:

I got permission to share some of the work I did for Poppy Playtime Chapter 4!! These are character studies I did of Doey and Yarnaby when we got the final character design approved.

rpfhater:

h0ped3lusion:

taraljc:

whydidisavethistomyphone:

brucebocchi:

Tactical reloading of things that don’t need tactical reloads

I lost it at the toaster and couldn’t make it past the smoke detector before reblogging

This is so satisfying to watch—

conflictedemma:

He’s alive!! All three of them are alive!!! *I say as the doctors take me away*

infectiouspiss:

new humors just dropped btw they’re cheese pasta fruit juice and sour sweets please keep them in balance thank u

sindar-princeling:

sindar-princeling:

I know I’ve said it before but every rewatch I do cements this thought further - elijah wood’s performance in LOTR is absolutely insane, they really had a character whose name means “wise by experience”, hired an 18-year-old to do it, and he delivered so much that not only is it a beautiful and moving role on its own, it’s a performance equal to those of the absolute powerhouses he played side by side with like ian holm and ian mckellen. to name just a few

apparently it’s not common knowledge that he was 18 at the time (insert that xkcd comic, you know which) but. yeah

“let’s task this teenager with the monster assignment of portraying trauma of war in a quiet and subtle way. what can go wrong” and then somehow nothing did. because he killed the role

jewishpangolin:

fairygoulish:

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved

bigpussytown: job interview ass answerALT

palettepainter:

In my heart Doey is thriving with his little adopted Bobby Bearhug sister

For anyone new I based this OC off of that one Bobby Bearhug we see in Safe Haven after the bombs go off and the Doey chase starts. I am in denial and emotionally invested in these doomed found siblings

davidaugust:

Screenshot of a post by Trammell Hudson @th@v.st:   @platypus my bank used to allow custom security questions, so I set one to "what are you wearing?" and the answer to "that's very inappropriate please transfer me to your manager". the first time an customer service rep encountered it they couldn't stop laughing and had to actually transfer to a coworker to complete the call.   Dec 4, 2024 at 10:32 AMALT

This sounds fun. 🏦

wormsical:

wormsical:

wormsical:

might get shot and killed for this but allo people only being able to categorize platonic relationships as “parental” or “siblings” is actually so embarrassing. have you never had friends before

I made a mistake and read the comments on my own post sorry. allo people shut the fuck up and listen challenge (failed)

stealingpotatoes:

im always suuuuper chill when i see that service unavailable page

astercontrol:

whoever bought the domain spidersge.org and had it go to a simple html page with nothing except the text of the famous spiders georg post:

Thank you. You are doing good work. Hope you have a wonderful day

official-megumin:

antelopian:

dorohedorah:

number-one-toku-robot-lover:

@girl-detector

tinnedmarlin:

commissions and a bonus ultracrop gabe

lilyveselka:

lady-viccy:

dichromaticdyke:

you go into the notes of posts like this and it very quickly turns into a bunch of people denying transmisogyny exists like try not to be annoying for like five fucking seconds

i feel the tags are worth including in a reblog

“they hate us all” should be a justification for putting extra effort in towards supporting the most marginalized and heavily targeted members of your community! when you tack on the word “equally,” it instead becomes a justification for prioritizing yourself over people who are in greater immediate danger, and blaming those people for their systemic oppression because their refusal to center you is “infighting”

augurite:

Harry Du Bois

konoko:

naki-ru:

art of gabriel and v1 in heresy. gabriel is on the floor, ecstatic wings out, placing his blade splendor in front of him, as he stares at v1 and moves his finger in negation. v1 stares at his own reflection in the blade. it's eye lightens Gabriel's chest and face. in other words, they are having a moment ALT

Trespassing.

Keep reading

diluftmensch:

damn, she’s a bad bitch. oh they’re nonbinary? my bad. damn, they’re a bad person

petzah394-deactivated20250503:

infectedwithnyanites:

shadow-banned-the-hedgehog:

Or water fountains, public washrooms, outdoors tables, etc, etc

Notice how removing seating doesnt actually prevent people from sitting it just makes them uncomfortable and makes public spaces more hostile it doesnt actually work at controlling their behavior not till a pig comes along anyways and they’ll harass a homeless person/teen whatever they’re sitting on.

Btw keep in mind how this also more dramatically affects disabled people, not everyone can stand for hours at a time or feasibly sit on the floor

triviallytrue:

scrunchie-face:

havartia:

witharsenicsauce:

firebendinglemur:

Me: -so after it became apparent that ‘retarded’ had become a term of abuse, educators and psychiatrists switched to other terms like ‘handicapped’ or ‘special needs’ in an attempt to -

George Orwell, whom I’ve dragged forward in time with my arcane powers because I’m lonely and want someone to talk to: You have a telephone in your pocket?  It listens to you all the time?

Me: Never mind about that, the point is, young people now mock each other by sending the wheelchair emoji - that’s a type of electronic heiroglyph - to suggest mental deficiency and shout SPESHUL!!!! while doing offensive imitations of disabled facial expressions and posture.  So any attempt to lexographically make crimethink impossible is pretty much doomed because the meaning of words in everyday conversation can’t be controlled by a dictionary entry, no matter how many Ministry of Truth employees-

Orwell: It reports your location to the telephone company at all times?

Ok but both the additions actually miss the point of the original, which is that Orwell is fixating on something which is actually MORE RELEVANT to his concerns than the language issue

#I bring Alan Turing back from the dead#I show him GPT-3 and ask him if he thinks it passes the Turing test#and ask him what he thinks of our computers that are billiona of times as powerful as his#but all he can say#with unmitigated tears of joy in his eyes#is#you mean to tell me that they legalized homosexuality?

(via @compiler-specific)

triviallytrue:

scrunchie-face:

havartia:

witharsenicsauce:

firebendinglemur:

Me: -so after it became apparent that ‘retarded’ had become a term of abuse, educators and psychiatrists switched to other terms like ‘handicapped’ or ‘special needs’ in an attempt to -

George Orwell, whom I’ve dragged forward in time with my arcane powers because I’m lonely and want someone to talk to: You have a telephone in your pocket?  It listens to you all the time?

Me: Never mind about that, the point is, young people now mock each other by sending the wheelchair emoji - that’s a type of electronic heiroglyph - to suggest mental deficiency and shout SPESHUL!!!! while doing offensive imitations of disabled facial expressions and posture.  So any attempt to lexographically make crimethink impossible is pretty much doomed because the meaning of words in everyday conversation can’t be controlled by a dictionary entry, no matter how many Ministry of Truth employees-

Orwell: It reports your location to the telephone company at all times?

Ok but both the additions actually miss the point of the original, which is that Orwell is fixating on something which is actually MORE RELEVANT to his concerns than the language issue

#I bring Alan Turing back from the dead#I show him GPT-3 and ask him if he thinks it passes the Turing test#and ask him what he thinks of our computers that are billiona of times as powerful as his#but all he can say#with unmitigated tears of joy in his eyes#is#you mean to tell me that they legalized homosexuality?

(via @compiler-specific)

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

I don’t know. I feel like pointing and screaming while thrashing your other hand in the water is a pretty good indication of urgency.

Caps Lock saves lives

magnumopos:

ELECTRIC RAILCANNON!!!!!!

biocrafthero:

crystallizedtwilight:

People I met for a few moments that live in my head forever.

Babe are you okay? You reblogged crystallizedtwilight’s Strangers that live with me forever. again

wizard-at-large:

wizard-at-large:

Poob has it for you

i’m going to become the joker

beastrogen:

duckdotcom:

slapping modeling clay around blindly without thought or purpose, i look down and find a perfectly sculpted replica of myself seated at a table with a lump of modeling clay before me, similarly shaped into a still smaller instance of the same scene. and i am afraid to look up

2478341 original posts remain

jame7t:

I still think it’s objectively fucked how the world is built for morning people and if you wake up later than everyone else you’re seen as a malicious aberration of some sort. I am that but it’s not because I wake up at 11 fuck yourself

depsidase:

cannibalcaprine:

smalllonelyegg:

jetix:

2023-05-02

[Image Description: A photo of a freshly molted centipede curled on top of its shed. Due to the molt it’s body is pale, becoming a light blue near the separations of the segments, and it’s legs are pink, giving it transgender flag colors. It appears to be in a mulch lined plastic container. End ID]

@onenicebugperday

centipede trans flag :D

prettiestplatypus:

True story, heard it from my aunt who works at nintendo


This is the uncensored version of a page from my comic
“The Prettiest Platypus” on Webtoon That you can read it here! <-

nesiclor:

I think I might’ve missed this comic when I first posted over all my art onto Tumblr so here it is.

yeehawpim:

Black and white comic with simple digital drawings.
Text: I'm sorry they built me to break
Panel 1: Nondescript person with minimal features holds open the top of a printer and curses in symbols. They hold a piece of paper in their other hand. The printer has a small circular mark in the front where a logo would be.
Text: that my bones are mismatched and misshapen
Panel 2: Close-up of two screws screwed in next to each other in slightly different sizes.
Panel 3: A circular sticker of the end of a USB chord with the text "USB" under it. A line crosses over it diagonally symbolizing no USB compatability.
Panel 4: Wide shot of the printer sitting on a lower cabinet in the center, a computer desk with keyboard, mouse, and a discarded screwdriver on the left, and the person leaving through a door with a frown. Steam comes off their head in frustration.ALT
Panel 1: The printer sitting by itself on a surface.
Text over the printer reads, "I was meant to be replaced, not grow old"
Page background fades to black near the bottom right. Multiple simplified shapes of the same model of printer drift into the right corner as well, growing in number as they go. A few ink cartridges can be seen as well. Each item has a money symbol on them. On the printers it is in the place of the small circular mark for a logo.ALT
Panel 1: A hand throws down a plastic package with a different screwdriver inside. There are small action lines to indicate motion.
Panel 2: The person sitting on a wheelie chair in front of the computer with their right hand on the mouse. A video is playing labeled "TUTORIAL"
Text: The burden of labour to fix me shouldn't have fallen on you
Panel 3: Person with their tongue sticking out in concentration as they stick the screwdriver in the back of the printer and hold the printer steady with their other hand.
Panel 4: Close-up of a hand peeling off the no USB sticker to reveal a USB symbol labeled port underneath.
Panel 5: The person sitting at the computer on a wheelie chair and smiling. The screen reads, "SCANNED" with a checkmark symbol underneath. The printer is shown beside the computer and has 3 small action lines to indicate action.ALT
A front on simplified drawing of the printer on a white background. Text underneath it that reads, "Thank you"
Watermark in the bottom right corner: @yeehawpimALT

a comic about printers

I remember seeing a post a couple months back of someone talking about printer troubles and companies making them bad deliberately, like pointlessly different screw sizes and a lying no-usb-compatibility sticker

If someone knows it please tell me, I’m pretty sure I remember it had good resources on a youtube channel that teaches you how to fix stuff!

xx-scribbledragon-xx:

My favourite nihilist ♥️

gunsandfireandshit:

sacred-portal:

pastadoughie:

imm so a faggot i even drink cokacola

trekheritageposts:

khromata:

captainsblogsupplemental:

It’s what at the what now?

stark trek heritage post (May 7th, 2021)

xx-scribbledragon-xx:

“Machine, s-stop staring at my-”

“Tell your tits to stop staring at my eye”



(for those of you who can’t read my dogshit handwriting)

roach-works:

oddogoblino:

kbell14:

cupf1sh:

cupf1sh:

his ass is NOT listening!!

@serpentdragon777 someone did!!!!

https://x.com/finik_sempai/status/1770947960462774407?s=46

@oddogoblino

MY WORLD IS COMPLETE

oh this is brilliant

rainbow-musician:

ilexdiapason:

has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment

1739563 original posts remain

vriskatra:

depsidase:

Four original posts remain

fanzines:

Don’t Just Do Nothing: 20 Things You Can Do to Counter Fascism’ is a zine by Jewish anarchists on how people can organise and act in this changing terrain.

Download it (it’s free), read, print and distribute it IRL!

homunculus-argument:

Probably bad suggestion:

The next time someone tries to give you the “I didn’t do it on purpose” as a reason to refuse to apologise for unwittingly hurting you by mistake, stir shit by asking them if they ever apologise to people they hurt on purpose.

1hoverman0k:

my camel straight up told me “man i am not carrying another fucking straw” like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

prokopetz:

It’s a little striking how few people on Tumblr have heard of Snotgirl. Like, yes, under ordinary circumstances responding to someone wondering what Bryan Lee O'Malley has been up to since Scott Pilgrim with “oh, he’s currently the lead writer for an ongoing lesbian romance comic called Snotgirl” is going to run into the obvious stumbling block that the comic is in fact called Snotgirl, but on Tumblr I’d expect that if anything that title would be a selling point.

asajaley:

creature feature featuring the creatures

mousegirlheart:

taxidermycanine:

pov i See you.. on the floor….. hello….

hello….

shslrealist:

lurkinglurkerwholurks:

reallyelegantsharkfish:

girahimu-sama:

do u ever see someone elses headcannon for ur fave character and its like….. i completely respect that u have the right to that headcannon, i will not confront u at all and start needless bullshit over that headcannon…. but i will silently sit here and give you the sideways glance of the century

me, out loud: hey that’s cool we all have our own interpretations and i support you as part of fandom regardless 

me, in my head: ….but you’re wrong 

I would just like to remind everyone that this is the mature, reasonable, and sensible response.

aurorawest:

thekijs:

bananonbinary:

bananonbinary:

“oh no we need to practice for our fake dating” is the funniest trope to me cause like. there are so many people who force themselves into a shitty relationship they hate just because of amatonormatiivity that it’s an ingrained part of popular culture to joke about hating your partner.

which is to say, oh my god you dont need to hold hands and go on fake dates, you don’t even need to agree on a single detail of your cover story beforehand. you can literally stand 6 feet apart at all times and look profoundly uncomfortable and all anyone will think is “yikes™. not my problem”

actually people should address this in fanfic more because “i know we could half-ass it, but i would never fake mistreat my fake husband, how dare you” is absolutely delightful

New trope: fake dating for spite.

“Look, my only goal here is for our pretend relationship to be demonstrably healthier than Aunt Rita and Uncle Carl’s fifteen year, three child marriage - which means the bar is so low we probably can’t fuck this up”

preserving @river-gale’s tags for posterity because yes. yes. this is it. you get it.

bundibird:

regulus-leonis:

AO3 👏 TAGS 👏 ARE 👏 NOT 👏 SPOILERS 👏

i’m so tired of authors not tagging correctly because they don’t want to “spoil the fic”

correctly tagging your fic allows readers who DON’T want to read things like major character death, gore, mpreg or whatever may be their squick to filter your fic out from the main ship/fandom tag. not including the correct tags on your fic is harmful to readers and i’m tired of pretending it’s not.

“don’t like don’t read” great! i won’t! tag your fic correctly next time ffs

100% yes. And - two additional points:

Correctly tagging your work means that the people who DO want mpreg or gore or mahor character death are able to find your fic. Because if they are wanting those story beats, then they will include the tags in their search. So, accurately tagging means people who don’t want that can filter it out, and those who do want it can filter it in. It’s to your benefit too, dear writer, to include accurate tags, because it means people who want to read your type of story will ve able to find it.

Two: there IS actually a way to refrain from using tags if you want to keep the contents of your story a total mystery. “Author Chose Not To Use Content Warnings.” Which can also be used alongside something informal like “other tags apply but have been excluded” or “reader discretion is advised” or etc.

In summary: tags your fic. And even when you choose not to, in that case, tag your fic saying tha content may catch some people off guard.

Tag. Your. Fics. Properly.