February 2025

socialistexan:

memehex:

Now more than ever we need to make Tumblr unmarketable, do NOT invite the government into this space.

grievingangelhopefuldemon:

soupwife:

i love wikipedia and i think it is good and right to give them money but all their funding drive messages are “well… we’ll be killing ourselves tonight. we asked so little of you and yet it seems that simply nobody cares about lil ol wikipedia anymore….sad…”

I’m cursing my followers with this one, bestie

(tag by @/silverjirachi)

johnwaynegayscene:

ominous-signs:

valdevia:

valdevia:

Last Tuesday at 17:09:37 UTC, the laws of physics broke for 14 seconds.
Speed, acceleration, and gravity were affected in what people are calling “the Glitch”.

Where were you during the Glitch?

Official ominous sign

jkcki:

World’s most divorced man becomes first human to be alienated from both biological and digital children.

vro0ms-evil-twin:

The propaganda machine is working fine

bloody-foundations:

imagine how much of a fucking horrible person you have to be that on the first day your elected into office the crisis calls of a Suicide Prevention Project Go Up 33%. The Trevor Project Received over 1,400 Call By Early Monday Afternoon. Most of those calls, if not all, are coming from children. Children scared of you and what you will do. Imagine how much power and how horrible you have to be to do that.

bloody-foundations:

imagine how much of a fucking horrible person you have to be that on the first day your elected into office the crisis calls of a Suicide Prevention Project Go Up 33%. The Trevor Project Received over 1,400 Call By Early Monday Afternoon. Most of those calls, if not all, are coming from children. Children scared of you and what you will do. Imagine how much power and how horrible you have to be to do that.

bloody-foundations:

imagine how much of a fucking horrible person you have to be that on the first day your elected into office the crisis calls of a Suicide Prevention Project Go Up 33%. The Trevor Project Received over 1,400 Call By Early Monday Afternoon. Most of those calls, if not all, are coming from children. Children scared of you and what you will do. Imagine how much power and how horrible you have to be to do that.

bloody-foundations:

imagine how much of a fucking horrible person you have to be that on the first day your elected into office the crisis calls of a Suicide Prevention Project Go Up 33%. The Trevor Project Received over 1,400 Call By Early Monday Afternoon. Most of those calls, if not all, are coming from children. Children scared of you and what you will do. Imagine how much power and how horrible you have to be to do that.

bloody-foundations:

imagine how much of a fucking horrible person you have to be that on the first day your elected into office the crisis calls of a Suicide Prevention Project Go Up 33%. The Trevor Project Received over 1,400 Call By Early Monday Afternoon. Most of those calls, if not all, are coming from children. Children scared of you and what you will do. Imagine how much power and how horrible you have to be to do that.

bloody-foundations:

imagine how much of a fucking horrible person you have to be that on the first day your elected into office the crisis calls of a Suicide Prevention Project Go Up 33%. The Trevor Project Received over 1,400 Call By Early Monday Afternoon. Most of those calls, if not all, are coming from children. Children scared of you and what you will do. Imagine how much power and how horrible you have to be to do that.

bloody-foundations:

imagine how much of a fucking horrible person you have to be that on the first day your elected into office the crisis calls of a Suicide Prevention Project Go Up 33%. The Trevor Project Received over 1,400 Call By Early Monday Afternoon. Most of those calls, if not all, are coming from children. Children scared of you and what you will do. Imagine how much power and how horrible you have to be to do that.

bloody-foundations:

imagine how much of a fucking horrible person you have to be that on the first day your elected into office the crisis calls of a Suicide Prevention Project Go Up 33%. The Trevor Project Received over 1,400 Call By Early Monday Afternoon. Most of those calls, if not all, are coming from children. Children scared of you and what you will do. Imagine how much power and how horrible you have to be to do that.

depsidase:

drek-odradek-deactivated2022031:

aenariasbookshelf:

astrodidact:

See that picture above? That’s a close up of my great grandmother’s immigration papers when she first came to the US back in the early 20th century. But my great grandma’s information isn’t the important part here. The important part is that line in the middle there about how they arrived in the country.

And how ‘stowaway’ is a legitimate, valid option to select.

So yeah. They absolutely just showed up, and that part of immigration history needs to be talked about a lot more.

REMINDER THAT TRAVEL VISAS AS WE KNOW THEM TODAY WERE INVENTED IN THE 1930S TO KEEP JEWISH REFUGEES OUT OF COUNTRIES THAT DID NOT WANT AN ‘INFLUX’ OF THEM, THEREBY FACILITATING THEIR GENOCIDE :)))))

read What is A Refugee for more history. Educate yourselves.

cosmonaut775:

Hey do y’all remember when Boeing fucking killed a guy last year. And we all said “huh I guess Boeing fucking killed a guy” and then went on with our lives. And everybody knew that Boeing had fully just fucking executed a guy and nothing came of it. Like there was no police investigation no justice no nothing. Like literally EVERYBODY knew that Boeing had full on murdered a guy to silence him and there wasn’t any consequences for them. Kinda crazy.

ur-daily-inspiration:

dailyfoodlovers:

Unique trick to take longer to boil water useful in kitchen prep for longer cook times and taking longer to boil water

king-of-fuffies:

duckdotcom:

guy who turns into a glass of milk when he gets angry and girl who turns into a plate of cookies when she’s upset having a bitter argument with each other next to the chimney on christmas eve at 11:59 pm

#2735641 original posts remain

pukicho:

Found this in my drafts.

Not entirely sure what I wanted to do with them?

softsnowman:

atlas-coolbean:

GET. AI. OUT. OF. FANDOM. Stop making headcanons with it, stop making fanfic with it, stop making fanart with it. If I see one more “asking chatgpt *blank* about *character/characters in a fandom* I’m going to lose my goddamn mind. Use your own fucking brain, stop asking AI to do everything. You could even ask other real people what they think. Just. Stop. Using. AI. In. Creative. Spaces.

YESSSS PREEEAAAACCHHH!!! 📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢

THIS CANNOT BE STRESSED ENOUGH! OH MY FUCKING GOSH PLEASEEEE

sudanese-deactivated20250322:

a-book-of-creatures:

dimetrodone:

dimetrodone:

dimetrodone:

The last unicorn died in the Berlin Zoo in 1908

The last dragon was killed by a farmer in rural Switzerland in 1841

The last sea serpent died in 1987 despite the efforts of conservationists and was followed by decades of searching for more live members of the species.

The last basilisk was born in a backyard chicken farm in northern Provence in 1979, heard a rooster, died instantly, and was eaten by the hens.

fizzie-bubbles:

slygirlboy:

im so hungry i could eat a h *looks at large horse in my room who has been waiting for an excuse to stomp me to death* human. i could eat a human

three original posts remain

savedgame:

image

addelaidesupreme:

juuni-byou:

labgrownmeat:

juuni-byou:

juuni-byou:

labgrownmeat:

sorry bro I didn’t hear your bit I got a little distracted reflecting upon my inadequacies

i said bawk tuah. like if she was a chicken

puts my elbows out like wings

oh yeah. that’s pretty funny. sorry im just thinking about other shit

cluck on that thangg

387 ORIGINAL POSTS REMAIN

bowling-with-skulls:

don’t worry about why i had to google this but this example sentence is killing me

beetledrink:

*disappointed caveman at the club voice* i guess me just thought it something else

pastadoughie:

canadian-kazoo-god:

sushigrade:

marinella-ela:

canadian-kazoo-god:

sushigrade:

marinella-ela:

canadian-kazoo-god:

sushigrade:

marinella-ela:

mlarayoukai:

isnt there a better picture they could have used

kira-serialfaggot:

seymour-butz-stuff:

were–ralph:

official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

jackalopescruff:

bearie:

just putting all his shit right out there what the hell

jackalopescruff:

bearie:

just putting all his shit right out there what the hell

lino-nyangi:

fuck it, reblog to give the person you rb'ed this from a freshly baked buttery croissant.

cowinatrenchcoat:

tgirl-thucydides:

It’s so, SO important to share success stories like this. I know an actual JPL engineer who doesn’t believe in climate change because, “you never hear about acid rain anymore.”

He thinks climate change can be lumped in with acid rain and the ozone layer of “things that were overblown and not really important because no one talks about it anymore.”

It didn’t even occur to him that we actively fixed the problem. Here’s the EPA page on acid rainfall.

From the page:


It’s also important to talk about success stories tonfuel hope that we can overcome current and future conservation and environmental issues.

icarus-suraki:

cognitohazardous:

geeseareassholes:

cryptotheism:

baddywronglegs:

fairycosmos:

you actually don’t have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

bees-official:

sauoce:

the-haiku-bot:

bees-official:

beetledrink:

fucking crying because i thought this instagram reel was cutting edge comedy gold only to realize it is 100% serious… damn maybe i’m being poisoned

Me when i take the funny little m&m labeled cyanide

Me when i take the

funny little m&m

labeled cyanide

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

@bees-official

Keeping a haiku bot counter on my pinned bc this has happened twice now

yokowan:

i dont like it when electronics talk to me like i understand from a usability standpoint why they do but when i pair my headphones i’d much rather get a little beebeep than a white woman jumpscare

chikuwathecat:

Good morning! Good morning! Good morning!Good morning! Good morning!

おはよう!おはよう!おはよう!おはよう!おはよう!

in4newz:

thememedaddy:

U give off jam toast vibes (positive)

mlm-blues:

boyfriend agrees tysm anon

grox:

Ohhhh

pixelprofligate:

“youd do numbers on tumblr” girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4