machetelettuce:

theyre both a little stupid

ellipsus-writes:

Today, we’ve made Ellipsus a little more colorful with Themes!

In addition to dark and light mode, you can now set the mood with:

🦇 Ultra dark – For those who want an ink-black, clandestine vibe.
🕯️ Sepia – A warm, cozy parchment glow—light, but not too light.
🌲 Nature – A tranquil forest green.

This is just the start – stay tuned for more, and keep up with our progress over on the Discord!

- The Ellipsus Team xo

nagashtheundying:

stop saying degenerate you look like a nazi

nyaa:

finneroo:

I am a violin maker learning to tattoo so here is a banana with the decoration from the Hellier Strad violin

I am unemployed

dirtyriver:

dduane:

Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral

Funny about that…

dirtyriver:

dduane:

Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral

Funny about that…

magical-grrrl-mavis:

memingursa:

memingursa:

memingursa:

The US economy genuinely might collapse within a week. lol

>AI Bubble bursting

>Tariffs being hit and coming to effect monday

>Elon Musk probably somehow trying to funnel the US treasury entirely into his bank accounts and probably fucking it up

Elon Musk’s DOGE Wants Access to the Treasury’s Payment Systems: Report

Elon Musk Shuts Out Senior Government Workers in Latest DOGE Takeover

Bad news!

Well it’s a good thing our nations leader is a level headed person who cares about his people, is in good standing with the rest of the world and can convince other countries to help us out in out time of need.

magical-grrrl-mavis:

memingursa:

memingursa:

memingursa:

The US economy genuinely might collapse within a week. lol

>AI Bubble bursting

>Tariffs being hit and coming to effect monday

>Elon Musk probably somehow trying to funnel the US treasury entirely into his bank accounts and probably fucking it up

Elon Musk’s DOGE Wants Access to the Treasury’s Payment Systems: Report

Elon Musk Shuts Out Senior Government Workers in Latest DOGE Takeover

Bad news!

Well it’s a good thing our nations leader is a level headed person who cares about his people, is in good standing with the rest of the world and can convince other countries to help us out in out time of need.

flatfishes:

flatfishes:

lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry

also shoutout to queerness and dykishness and gender fuckery. if you reblog this post you hate conservatives

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

“Soul mate” story where the first thing your soul mate says to you is tattooed on your hand (or their name, or whatever indicator you want, it doesn’t matter) except the pairings don’t indicate compatibility at all. People seem to just be like. Randomly paired up. Traditionalists insist that marriage is for tattoo-defined soul mates but for most people in the modern world meeting your tattoo buddy is like “oh hey, it’s you! That’s neat!”

The careers of multiple scientists are fuelled entirely by trying to figure out what the tattoos actually indicate.

kaijuno:

ahhvernin:

memeuplift:

NOW THIS IS MEN SUPPORTING MEN.

AFFIRMING WHAT YOU ALREADY HAVE BUT NEEDED TO HEAR SO YOU CAN BE COMFORTABLE IN YOUR OWN SKIN AND YOUR OWN SELF EXPRESSION.

ahhvernin:

memeuplift:

NOW THIS IS MEN SUPPORTING MEN.

AFFIRMING WHAT YOU ALREADY HAVE BUT NEEDED TO HEAR SO YOU CAN BE COMFORTABLE IN YOUR OWN SKIN AND YOUR OWN SELF EXPRESSION.

ashes2caches:

“by transitioning you’re literally defying the will of god” well that just makes me wanna do it even more.

kaijuno:

posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia:

pointless-achievements:

posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia:

posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia:

posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia:

Ibsaw this post on the Wikipedia

Ok wow

So not only did I make a bad typo

This was supposed to be a reblog.

What happened tumblr.

What happened

Achievement Unlocked:

Null Pointer

My homie, my bud, my pal, I think you segfaulted.

Achievement Unlocked:

Gimmick Blog-ception

Oh great Turtle almighty another Gimmick Blog has found you

queen-mihai:

alleecatblues:

thewolfofthestars:

duncebento:

kibumkim:

finally….feminem

aight what human rights violation have they committed now

Lead and Cadmium Could Be in Your Dark Chocolate - Consumer Reports

Instant reaction: crushing disappointment

Brain creating memes a second later: M&M making killer women

Brain making meme continuations because I’m a friggin living Tumblr generator: God forbid women do anything

amateur-climber-pro-shitposter:

amateur-climber-pro-shitposter:

mutualmango:

amateur-climber-pro-shitposter:

guerrillatech:

Their mock election was so realistic the school even played the role of the CIA

your caption is doing numbers on copy-paste twitter

Oof

They stole my labor for profit. They did a capitalism to me on a communism meme. I can’t decide if that’s hilarious or infuriating.

tocamos:

snowylynxx:

that-twink-over-there:

catgirlforeskin:

trans-angel:

catgirlforeskin:

helloitsbees:

agentemo:

mango-pickle:

wilburian-deactivated20221116:

helloitsbees:

excusing:

helloitsbees:

asofterepilogue:

helloitsbees:

helloitsbees:

this is entrapment

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

everyone lost

#tumblr is an ecosystem you kill one trophic level and everyone starts dying

(via @binguscore)

losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^

Tumblr has the best PvP of any social media

i think i had a stroke reading this

lockede-x-it:

lockede-x-it:

weird as hell that cinderpelt is denied becoming a warrior after her leg got mangled on the exact same book that deadfoot is introduced. do you think she was pissed as hell when she found out that another three-legged cat is the deputy of windclan

cali:

2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

cryptotheism:

“Suburbs” are a type of vile geomancy, invented by agents of the demiurge for the explicit torment of innocent souls who want to “walk around” or “get a bite to eat”

iceboxhag:

iceboxhag:

iceboxhag:

iceboxhag:

today i ran barefoot down the middle of the highway into oncoming traffic to scoop this thing

to be loved is to be changed, etc

8 weeks old today btw

she grew up!

yellowmonday-deactivated2022120:

yellowmonday-deactivated2022120:

i think janitor should be the highest paying job in a society

im not kidding im not kidding have you ever been inside a public bathroom

chamthepeng:

In my humble opinion

cheddar-baby:

What the sneef? I’m snorfin’ here!

lunaxio:

planefood:

this is how the cold war ended

LMAO

lunaxio:

planefood:

this is how the cold war ended

LMAO

lunaxio:

planefood:

this is how the cold war ended

LMAO

marinebluekaze:

marinebluekaze:

Games with customization need to make it easier to sexualize male characters its not enough to have a shirtless option he needs a fat rack and body hair and more body fat and the shorts options need to define the ass cheeks and lets not forget the b[armored guards grab me and forcibly remove me from the stage]

Love getting he/him’d for this post. Lesbian ally of gay men granted pronouns for his advocacy

bonediggercharleston:

rongzhi:

Buying a car

English added by me :)

FUCK YOU, BALTI- BEIJING!

coloredmesa:

thickness-protection-program:

thickness-protection-program:

Tragic. Tumblr user made a good point but was unnecessarily condescending about it. Will not be reblogging

“you’re a monster if you can’t reblog.” Well rawr girl rawr 🧟‍♂️

I am the monster rawr rawr rawr

persiebutscary:

dreamyintersexpuppy:

you’re god damn right there isn’t

LMAOOO

justalittlespore:

the-moon-loves-the-sea:

(X) (X) (X)

Just remember, sending them the bee movie script doesn’t really help. They’ll just filter it out automatically. You need to waste their time with false reports that sound legit, so they have to waste their time looking into it and ultimately can’t sort out the real reports from the fake ones.

hadeantaiga:

ruimtetijd:

ruimtetijd:

time-travel-toke-up:

bisexualcowgirrl:

topaz-stars:

evening-moon-rising:

liamisthesun:

sonatacunt-deactivated20211212:

anyone know that reddit post about a girl who’s gf washes her hair and it talks about non sexual intimacy

found it :)

My heart..

This reminds me of this post;

Forgive me guys as I do not remember where the screenshot is from, but I have it here and I wanted to share with you.

I have had guy friends cry because I enthusiastically asked to do their hair in plaits. I have shave my head out of hair frustration a lot but I loved braiding my own hair. like, crown braid casually during a test instead of a ponytail when I needed my hair off my face type speed braiding. and I have a lot of guy friends with that long flowy Viking hair. gal friends love me doing their hair, paid me to do it for prom and shit, so I started asking my male friends to plait their hair like a viking. I stg, some have cried. some freeze like a internet explorer tab.

and this is a thing we just DID at sleepovers to each other as girls! I am used to this level of “let me get uncomfortably close and bond with you” monkey type grooming. it breaks my heart when I compliment a man or offer a sincere “that’s fucked bruh” bear hug and they hesitate or seem to look for a trick. y'all be touch starved and get shit when you try and seek it from anyone in a non sexual context, how is this not a set up for unhealthy thoughts about self worth?

How many times do I have to say this, the first post’s OP is a GUY. Stop erasing men’s experiences with intimacy.

ALSO HE MADE ANOTHER POST ABOUT MAKING HIS GF PANCAKES!!!!

transcript:

My girlfriend had a really long week and was tired. I know she likes pancakes and chocolate so I wanted to surprise her with chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast in bed on her day off. I snuck out of bed early and I followed the directions on the box exactly, but i was worried the batter was going to be too thick with the chocolate chips so I added a bit more milk. Then it was too runny so I had to add more flour, then it was way too thick. So I didnt want to water it down anymore and said fuck it, but then they werent cooking properly. I also tried to make a heart with the chocolate chips but between the thickness of the batter and geberal spatula fuckery they came out more like scrambled pan muffin egg cakes and there was no heart.

You guys, her face just lit up and she was so happy with my pancake mess. She kept putting her fork down to kiss me and the way she looked at me… like its weird to type but I really feel like im something, or like im SOMEBODY you know. It was that same feeling where, I guess I felt really proud of myself for doing something like that, I mean I was pretty shy cause they weren’t nice pancakes but she said I made her happy….

I’m sorry for posting this here again. I just really dont have an outlet where i can talk about romantic stuff like this, people around me arent about that kind of thing but really, being with her and doing these nice gentle things…

I love her. It just feels good.

^^^ These are men who have not only experienced severe trauma because of the patriarchy, but in good news, these are men learning to escape from and heal from that trauma.

babehog:

I have been so utterly transfixed by this phrase lately.

I find myself saying this out lout whenever I feel stumped by any conversation. Any time a conversation gets kinda stupid and people start saying unnecessary things I immediately have a strong compulsion to say “uh… white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games”

one-time-i-dreamt:

I went to my high school reunion and no one really wanted to talk to me beyond saying, “Hi.”

I was getting upset so I decided I needed to boost my confidence by…. Walking on all fours.

Obviously this didn’t help and I cried as everyone laughed.

geocaprican:

threeninesfine:

snaxle:

i know most people following me dont care about the weather, but i really need to share this because im genuinely gonna throw the fuck up dying of laughter over whoever runs this national weather service account on twitter fighting for their lives

jonairadreaming:

snaxle:

i know most people following me dont care about the weather, but i really need to share this because im genuinely gonna throw the fuck up dying of laughter over whoever runs this national weather service account on twitter fighting for their lives

Weather report: Expect HEAVY showers of Dunning Kruger effect. No umbrella (of actual expertise) can help you

snaxle:

i know most people following me dont care about the weather, but i really need to share this because im genuinely gonna throw the fuck up dying of laughter over whoever runs this national weather service account on twitter fighting for their lives

snaxle:

i know most people following me dont care about the weather, but i really need to share this because im genuinely gonna throw the fuck up dying of laughter over whoever runs this national weather service account on twitter fighting for their lives

that-0ne-loser:

shower-thoughts-last-responder:

pikachu-says-peekaboo:

lazarus-lazuli:

it’s been said before but the fact this site used to let you edit other people’s posts is beyond unhinged. the potential for slander was next level, you really could just edit the body of posts that weren’t even your own and it’d look like the OP said it. just casually spread misinformation via reblog, the original post being lost to time. john green cock monologue. sayonara you weeaboo shits. they gave us way too much power. can you imagine if a website let you do that today? people would lose their fucking minds. sure, on twitter you can impersonate anybody, but you have to make your own tweets. they would never let you edit other people’s tweets! that’s stupid! it’s literally the worst feature any social media site could ever have! if it ever happened somewhere else, it would be by accident and fixed immediately! but on old school tumblr? yeah, you could edit someone’s childhood fear from vampires to danny devito, and we all just had to live like that for years. INSANE.

@babytrain I AM PUTTING YOU ON BLAST???!!! MISS MA'AM DO YOU KNOW HOW ICONIC YOU ARE????

Holy shit, gods walk among us

among us

sarcosmiiic:

PLEASE KEEP THIS IN MIND:

we, as fans, do not have a right to private information. anything shared with us on this is a privilege. please do not abuse it. the cc’s could shut down and never talk about it if we overwhelm them.

also, please keep in mind that ONE HERMIT and THE ENTIRETY OF HERMITCRAFT are NOT THE SAME THING. the entire fandom is not ‘ruined’ or 'completely unsafe’ because of the actions of one person.

PLEASE DO NOT ASSUME THAT THE OTHER HERMITS KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT WHATEVER’S GOING ON WITH ISKALL. this is not some big conspiracy, it’s the consequences of one person’s actions. they weren’t hiding this from us, that’s not how hermitcraft works, they truly didn’t know. they probably knew as much as us about this, so making it an 'us against them’ situation is immature and shortsighted.

ALSO, I AM BEGGING EVERYONE TO PLEASE NOT SENSATIONALIZE THIS. PLEASE DO NOT TURN HATING ISKALL INTO A MEME OR A JOKE.

mcyt'ers being revealed to be less-than-great people is not a rare thing, sadly, but i’ve seen it turned into a joke/meme/trend in other fandoms. this both minimalizes the actual people’s/victims’ struggles, makes the entire situation feel less serious than it is, especially to outsiders looking in, and makes everyone in the fandom look immature, petty, unable to take anything seriously, and genuinely harmful.

this server, fandom, and community are not dying, it is not ruined forever, this is one (major, i’m not trying to minimalize it) issue that we’re currently dealing with. it will be okay. we will move on. this is not the beginning of the end. please calm down. i love this fandom, god bless all of you. <3

edit: doc has said on stream that we will likely get more information as time passes. like i said, this is a PRIVILEGE. we are not OWED information. please be grateful for what we’re given, and POLITELY ask questions if you must. if a cc doesn’t give you the answer you want, or doesn’t answer at all, LEAVE THEM ALONE. THIS IS NOT AN EXCUSE TO HARASS PEOPLE. the hermits are likely just as stressed out as us, if not probably more so, so please keep that in mind when contacting them.

don’t freak out, we’ll be okay, this is not the end of the world, nor is it the end of Hermitcraft. we will be okay.

second edit: please remember that (at least as far as we know) ISKALL AND STRESS WERE NOT KICKED OR BANNED. THEY LEFT OF THEIR OWN VOLITION.

ALSO!!! VERY IMPORTANT!!!

WE. DO. NOT. KNOW. EXACTLY. WHAT. HAPPENED.

PLEASE DO NOT ASSUME ANYTHING SIMPLY BASED OFF OF OTHER MCYT'ERS PAST ACTIONS/SCANDALS. WE DO NOT KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED. WE MIGHT NOT EVER KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED. WE NEED TO BE OKAY WITH THAT AND NOT DRAW OUR OWN CONCLUSIONS.

TWITTER LINKS TO VICTIM RESPONSES:

https://twitter.com/Kasszi_/status/1860670647946604985

https://twitter.com/emoslab_/status/1860697161245323559

pinkmoondoll9shihtzu:

My favorite emoji expression me and my friends came up with is “throwing rocks at it”

Basically if you ever see or hear something that displeases you, You go like this:

🫳🪨

🫳🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨

☺️🫳🪨🪨🪨

So on and so forth. But also if something is beautiful or true you throw lotus.

🫳🪷🪷🪷