me and my bf were talking about fluttershy probably being terrible at smoking weed and that evolved into the idea of pinkie pie giving her the worst high in her life
Once knew a guy from LARP who told a story about when he had first gotten his hands on chainmail and was getting used to wearing it and maintaining mobility and balance with the weight of it (it was heavy stuff). So he started wearing it under his clothes when he was out running errands and stuff to practice for when he had to wear it in mock combat.
Then one night he was coming home late and got mugged by a dude with a knife.
Apparently the look on the dude’s face was amazing when he went in to gut the guy for his wallet and found out he was wearing medieval armor under his hoodie.
So, you know. Pretty good argument for wearing it under streetclothes!
so maybe my type isn’t totally unrealistic
Fun story, i talked to two people who worked at a convenience store in the Kingdom of An Tir (SCA medieval society, An Tir’s territory is WA, BC, northern ID, and OR, and in the past included AB and SK).
This convenience store was notorious for getting robbed in the evenings one or two times a month, so nobody wanted to work the night shift. The one fellow, he desperately needed a job, but he was also learning how to be a heavy fighter (sword & shield) in the SCA, so he had just finished a chainmail shirt, and asked if he could wear it under his uniform shirt, so long as it didn’t show. The manager was just happy that he had someone willing to work nights, and said yeah, sure, so long as it doesn’t show.
Guy starts working the night shifts, things are fine, he’s getting used to everything, then late one night, a guy in a hoodie comes in, and asks for a pack of cigarettes. Our guy turns to get the pack, and feels a thump on his back. Turning around, scowling, he demands, “Did you just hit me??”
Guy in the hoodie widens his eyes, goes ash-gray, and faints. Clerk can’t budge from behind the counter in case this is an attempt to distract and rob. But the guy remains out coold. Confused, our clerk calls the emergency services. EMTs come along and start checking out the patient, who is still out cold on the floor. While they’re doing that, one of them comes up to the counter and asks what happened, exactly.
Our man tells the EMT, “Well, he just came in, looked around, came up to the counter and asked for a specific pack of cigarettes, so I turned to get them–”
And he demonstrates by turning his back to the EMT, who suddenly starts shouting, “–Sir! Sir! Are you okay? Don’t move!”
Our man feels the EMT groping his upper back, and then the EMT asks,
“What the hell are you WEARING?”
“A chainmail shirt. I have to get used to the weight of it, so I wear it a lot. Why? Is something wrong?”
“You have a KNIFE in your back!”
“Uhh…no, I don’t? I mean, I don’t feel hurt? He only, like, punched me or something. There’s no knife back there–I mean, I’d KNOW if there was a knife back there, right?”
EMT grabs the knife and pushes on his shoulder, yanking it out. “THIS knife! I’m going to need to examine your back!”
So they manage to get him out of his uniform shirt and out of the hauberk and out of the linen shirt under it (because chainmail bites suck, plus it’s not nearly as fun as a Brazilian waxjob, because my SCA friend was hairy)…and it turns out he only had a very small scratch from the tip of the knife…which had gotten lodged in the riveted links.
…That was why the guy fainted. He’d stabbed the store clerk, who had turned around angrily, knife still lodged in his back.
Manager was so happy to have hired the guy, as that was the first time in like eight or nine months that the store hadn’t been successfully robbed.
seeing all the 14-17 y/o queer kids who don’t know what v for vendetta is…. u mean the blockbuster film written by two trans women about a masked vigilante who decides to singlehandedly take down a fascist alternate version of england set in the distant year of 2020… and his driving force was getting justice for a lesbian who he never met but whose diary he found, who was separated from her wife before being killed by said fascist gov…. and it stars natalie portman…. okay
and they’ve never been more relevant
“People shouldn’t be afraid of their government. Governments should be afraid of their people.”
There’s strong subtext that V is a trans man and A)the lesbian from the diary or B)her wife.
frankly I prefer the movie over the comic, for three reasons:
1) lewis prothero as a rush limbaugh/glenn beck/bill o’reilly type is both more applicable and way funnier than a 1940s radio propagandist
2) it has stephen fry as gordon detriech, and makes him explicitly gay and pretending to be attracted to evey as part of being closeted than actually attracted to evey and having sex with her while she hides in his home.
3) the movie came out in 2005; that is, only four years after 9/11, while the Iraq war was still in full swing, and while xenophobia and Islamophobia were not just acceptable, but tacitly encouraged by the administration at the time. which makes the following exchange even more poignant and sweet:
Evey: [seeing a book in a glass display case] What is that? Gordon: It’s a copy of the Qur’an, 14th century. Evey: [shocked] Are you a Muslim? Gordon: No, I’m in television. Evey: But why would you keep it? Gordon: I don’t have to be a Muslim to find the images beautiful or its poetry moving.
just… the easy acceptance of it. the idea that a religion that he doesn’t believe in and that has been explicitly outlawed in-universe is a source of beauty. I’m not Muslim, either, but that particular moment really stuck with me emotionally.
Love this movie
“…I remember how different became dangerous. I still don’t understand it, why they hate us so much. They took Ruth while she was out buying food. I’ve never cried so hard in my life. It wasn’t long till they came for me.
It seems strange that my life should end in such a terrible place, but for three years, I had roses, and apologize to no one.
I shall die here. Every inch of me shall perish. Every inch, but one. An Inch, it is small and it is fragile, but it is the only thing in the world worth having. We must never lose it or give it away. We must never let them take it from us.
I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope that the world turns and that things get better. But what I hope most of all is that you understand what I mean when I tell you that even though I do not know you, and even though I may never meet you, laugh with you, cry with you, or kiss you. I love you. With all my heart, I love you. -Valerie”
This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life
This 1️⃣ goes out to all the horny 💏 couples out there who are thinking 🤔 of getting rowdy 🔞 this 💌Valentines💮 day evening: 👍 👎DO ❌️ NOT👍 👎 If you do your child 🧒 will be born 👏 a ♏SCORPIO♏ Now, why ❓️ don’t ❌️ we like Scorpio's♏? For starters, “Scorpio” has 7️⃣ letters 🔠. 7️⃣ letters 🔠: 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins ✝️ 🙅♀ Now, what are the 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy 👏👏 Envy is associated with the color GREEN 💚 What else is green 💚? Marijuana. Just 1️⃣ more pothead in the world 🗺️. LAME. Now where is pot 🍲 legal? Canada 🇨🇦, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane ✈️ bathrooms if the pilot’s 👨✈️ chill. And where can 🥫 planes ✈️ take you? California 🕶. And what’s on California’s state flag 🚩? A BEAR 🐻. Your child 🧒. Is gay 👨❤️👨.
The term ‘ship’ is too vague. I don’t think they should date i think they should be fucking regularly. I don’t think they should date i think they should yearn for eachother endlessly but never have it be requited. I don’t think they should date i think they should kiss one night and never talk about it again. I don’t think they should date i think they should hate eachother so much that it turns into bottled up lust. I don’t think they should date i think one of them should have a one-sided crush on the other. I don’t think they should date i think they should have a situationship that ruins their lives. I don’t think they should date i think they should stab eachother
through pure random chance someone said “jerma rip your shirt open” and he said no i like this shirt. let me put one over it and rip that instead. and he gave the nation of mexico an eternal gift
[ID: Animated gif of Jerma ripping off a white T-shirt to reveal a green T-shirt with green, white, and red text that reads, “Mexico,” in all caps worn underneath. / end ID.]
among us is the latest joke to enter what i call “joke orbit.” it was one of few modern memes that gathered enough force to remain alive throughout the period where everyone fucking hated it for being overdone. and now it’s back to being funny, simply by virtue of its refusal to die. it is a self-propogated meme now. like a satellite stabilizing in the outer edges of the planet’s atmosphere, among us has established itself in our collective subconscious. it’s probably never going to fully die, like how our perception of the shrek movies will never really go back to normal and how we look so fondly on rickrolling
personally, I got ending 7 my first run! i like the true ending best though. i went and checked 8,9, and 10 right after that, so i was genuinely surprised to see how the other endings were mostly pretty good. 10 was so painful. total gut punch. sorry to anyone who got it on their first run going blind, if anyone did.
I love how ppl just do this sometimes to their potential ancestors. In the 25th century my descendants are gonna dive into old records and find a selfie of me, photoshop cybernetics onto me, and say I had the perfect face for being annoying about how it felt uploading my brain to the SolarNet while wearing stolen techpriest robes
Remember that “well made” and “poorly made” and “I like this” and “I hate this” are two entirely different axes that sometimes have nothing to do with each other
Update! Luigi’s Attorney Dickey confirms that his “outburst” where he tells the cameras that this is unjust, was because he was never read his miranda rights and was under the impression at that time that he was being denied the right to a fair trial, an attorney, or any legal representation.
He is angry and terrified in that footage because they have failed to follow basic procedure to inform him that he has any rights at all. This is a major red flag of police corruption. This is UNACCEPTABLE and further means any interrogation they did of him is unlawful, and inadmissible in court.
God I hope this is true because that alone can get this entire case thrown out. I hope the judge laughs the entire prosecution out of the court.
Judge: let me get this straight. You didn’t DNA test him because New York sidewalk is too contaminated, didn’t fingerprint him because you don’t have usable fingerprints at the scene, you have no way of knowing he’s even the right guy, no one can identify that it’s him in the footage, even fbi facial recognition software can’t recognize him as the cctv suspect, AND you interrogated him under duress, and that’s the ONLY thing you have on him? The thing that’s defacto null and void because none of you can follow even basic procedure?
objectively the funniest moral panic to come from conservatives is “alternative energy is bad because birds might fly into the wind turbines”. birds, which notoriously have no other man-made obstacles, such as the window
very true. just fact checked this and there are many pictures of birds covered in oil.
Love referring to characters who are never seen without each other as “bonded pairs” like yuuuup. if you put these two in separate cages they’re gonna get real sad and anxious and possibly violent too, one of em is biting the bars as we speak. you gotta adopt both of them or none at all, it is encouraged that you take them both. they are most likely to thrive if they stick together. it is easier for them to get used to new environments and situations because they have each other. they do everything together because they love each other so so much. you COULD separate them but it’s gonna do a lot of psychological damage and it’s gonna lead to a lot of issues and there’s a big possibility they’ll never be the same again
stretched out Creek was meant to dissuade you people from reblogging this post and yet it has not worked, do you WANT him in your house ????
Quietly losing my mind over the fact that Elon Musk has straight up orchestrated a coup of our executive branch and like….I don’t even know what, if any, system we have in place to fix this. Like… He’s just taken control of the money and locked out the actual appointed officials. What the fuck.
Nazis are taking over my government, and like, not even just the Nazis we fucking elected! And I’m…making hamburgers? Because somebody has to make dinner? I just feel completely unhinged.
I think that’s how random civillians generally feel in these situations. Someone’s gotta make dinner.
If you’re wondering, there is plenty to be done about it, and plenty being done about it already, even if it’s not happening instantly in a way you can perceive.
Reblogging because this is an excellent article that both tells you about some of what’s being done and breaks it down in a way that will help you understand and think about future action. Please read!
I hope you guys understand the bizarre and magical fandom Animator vs Animation has. WTF GUYS. ARE YOU SEEING WHAT I’M SEEING????
THE F*CKingEFKWJNSfkajsdnvg. OH MY GOD. This fanart is so detailed and colorful. and anime???? sadjhf j;nqsragdkj I’m ill. ANyways art like this is keeping me locked in the fandom basement of AvA. and I will never be the same person.
I hope you guys understand the bizarre and magical fandom Animator vs Animation has. WTF GUYS. ARE YOU SEEING WHAT I’M SEEING????
THE F*CKingEFKWJNSfkajsdnvg. OH MY GOD. This fanart is so detailed and colorful. and anime???? sadjhf j;nqsragdkj I’m ill. ANyways art like this is keeping me locked in the fandom basement of AvA. and I will never be the same person.
I hope you guys understand the bizarre and magical fandom Animator vs Animation has. WTF GUYS. ARE YOU SEEING WHAT I’M SEEING????
THE F*CKingEFKWJNSfkajsdnvg. OH MY GOD. This fanart is so detailed and colorful. and anime???? sadjhf j;nqsragdkj I’m ill. ANyways art like this is keeping me locked in the fandom basement of AvA. and I will never be the same person.
