February 2025

emojiburst:

I keep selling the Screaming Goat stickers from CotL in my store.

No other sticker.
I had to make a sheet of JUST Screaming Goat stickers because that’s the only one people are looking at. I.. I just wish I knew why, so I could make more stickers with the same vibe, but here we are. Screaming Goats.

12 people have them in their cart, so I think I should print another page.

Anyway, here’s my store.

b00bologist:

b00bologist:

15 year old monk whispering “do i lust for men?” and then flipping to a random page in the bible to see what it says = medieval equivalent of modern “am i gay quiz”

bibliomancy is alive and well in the 21st century. St Augustine rolling in his grave.

emojiburst:

emojiburst:

emojiburst:

emojiburst:

emojiburst:

Hey, listen to me. You COULD order these 4 stickers from the official site for $13 (plus tax) for 4 stickers..

OR!

You can order from me, support my tiny business and save a F- ton of money. Also, my stickers are slightly bigger (3.2 inches instead of 3) AND I ship with bonus stickers and pins for free. Just saying. <3

(I also sell them as 1.5 inch buttons!)

emojiburst:

emojiburst:

emojiburst:

emojiburst:

Brand New Blog FAQ (Simplified!)

1. Emojis are free to use, always. No credit needed, but always appreciated. ☺️

2. Fandom suggestions are always free. Requests are also always free. 💸

3. Personalized OC emojis are $1 each. 💰

4. Please check out my store! (Link below the cut)

5. Nice asks make me happy. If you send me or have ever sent me a nice compliment in an ask, thank you so much. 💕😏

6. I love it when people spam likes, reblogs, go back and give love to something posted forever ago.. It’s still something I worked hard on and it deserves to be seen, even months or years later. Please don’t be shy about it, I squeal and kick my feet when people do it. 🥹😘

7. Remember, you can also make stickers on Discord. If an emoji you want to use is too small, try a sticker instead! ✅

8. If you’re reading this, I love you. 💕💒

Keep reading

emojiburst:

emojiburst:

emojiburst:

emojiburst:

I filled my queue up with new emojis for you (26 of them!!) AND I have a new Etsy store.

My other one was selling a lot before it got shut down and starting from scratch sucks, but I know I can do it again if I put the same level of effort in. I also drew a lot of emojis for here, I didn’t forget about it. I’d never forget about you, I love you. <3

Consider checking it out if you feel like it, right here!

scarf-it-box:

lux-in-the-night:

This what not what i was expected from the comments-

totallyuniquelily:

friendly-asteroid:

friendly-asteroid:

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

Excellent. Here she is, being super brave:

lesb0:

lesb0:

please be the hot new trend for next year. Please

worst possible takeaway from the novel about an antihumanist idiot who commits suicide through sheer hubristic stupidity, but also the best possible outcome. children are reading and writing novels FOR FUN again!!

lesb0:

lesb0:

please be the hot new trend for next year. Please

worst possible takeaway from the novel about an antihumanist idiot who commits suicide through sheer hubristic stupidity, but also the best possible outcome. children are reading and writing novels FOR FUN again!!

natalieironside:

natalieironside:

New intro post? New intro post.

Hi, I’m award-winning queer speculative fiction author Natalie H. Ironside and this is my “blog” where I talk about history, mythology, fantasy, occultism, and, of course, writing.

I’m trans of gender, ace of sexual, and I’m an anarchist author of dark fantasy and dark science fiction, usually with lots of queer characters and cinematic action violence. Most of my stuff explores themes of trauma, recovery, mental illness, and life in the American South (though I also write trad fantasy and space operas from time to time), with a healthy dose of monsters, magic, and women with big guns. I’m a member of the Horror Writers Association and the IWW Freelance Journalists Union and my job is reminding you to pay your union dues.

You might have heard my short story The Wishing Tree on the Tales to Terrify podcast! Other stuff I’ve published to date includes:

THE LAST GIRL SCOUT: A post-apocalyptic wasteland adventure story and transbian romance about two women who fall in lesbians together and fight Nazis and draculas in the bombed-out ruins of Old America

LEAD AND ROSES: LOVE SONGS AT THE END OF THE WORLD: A collection of short fiction set within 23rd-century post-nuclear wasteland we’ve all come to know and love

IN THE COURT OF THE NAMELESS QUEEN: A collection of dark fantasy f/f erotica about sexy swashbuckling swordswomen (both cis and normal) and a giant scary monster lady in a far-off realm of adventure and dark magic.

I also post short fiction, poetry, fun extras, and regular serials on my Patreon! And I can be found on Twitter and Fedbook.

“Award-winning author Natalie H. Ironside,” I hear you say, “I know that you’re a disabled and chronically underemployed transsexual and a cool mom trying to feed your fun little queer family and keep a roof over your head; how can I support you?” I’m glad you asked! The best way is to buy my books or subscribe to my Patreon (it’s only $2, you know you want to), but I also have an Amazon wish list that I put important household supplies and reference materials I need for my work on, along with fun stuff I think I deserve because I’m special; if you buy something off of it, slide into my DMs and I’ll send you some ebooks. Also, red-card-carrying members of the IWW can request all of my books free of charge.

Good hunting, stalkers!

Hey so I don’t like asking people for stuff or getting into my business but my arthritis is making it harder and harder to do my day job & a few minutes ago I was sobbing because my hands hurt so bad so uh…..this is almost definitely gonna become my only source of income at some point? I also need to scrape some money together & pay down some medical bills before I can even go to the doctor & get some more help for this whole “I’m 31 and my rheumatoid arthritis is keeping me from working or sleeping” problem

If y'all could keep reblogging this post & the other posts in my #rebagel tag that would be super great. Super great. I’d really appreciate it.

natalieironside:

natalieironside:

New intro post? New intro post.

Hi, I’m award-winning queer speculative fiction author Natalie H. Ironside and this is my “blog” where I talk about history, mythology, fantasy, occultism, and, of course, writing.

I’m trans of gender, ace of sexual, and I’m an anarchist author of dark fantasy and dark science fiction, usually with lots of queer characters and cinematic action violence. Most of my stuff explores themes of trauma, recovery, mental illness, and life in the American South (though I also write trad fantasy and space operas from time to time), with a healthy dose of monsters, magic, and women with big guns. I’m a member of the Horror Writers Association and the IWW Freelance Journalists Union and my job is reminding you to pay your union dues.

You might have heard my short story The Wishing Tree on the Tales to Terrify podcast! Other stuff I’ve published to date includes:

THE LAST GIRL SCOUT: A post-apocalyptic wasteland adventure story and transbian romance about two women who fall in lesbians together and fight Nazis and draculas in the bombed-out ruins of Old America

LEAD AND ROSES: LOVE SONGS AT THE END OF THE WORLD: A collection of short fiction set within 23rd-century post-nuclear wasteland we’ve all come to know and love

IN THE COURT OF THE NAMELESS QUEEN: A collection of dark fantasy f/f erotica about sexy swashbuckling swordswomen (both cis and normal) and a giant scary monster lady in a far-off realm of adventure and dark magic.

I also post short fiction, poetry, fun extras, and regular serials on my Patreon! And I can be found on Twitter and Fedbook.

“Award-winning author Natalie H. Ironside,” I hear you say, “I know that you’re a disabled and chronically underemployed transsexual and a cool mom trying to feed your fun little queer family and keep a roof over your head; how can I support you?” I’m glad you asked! The best way is to buy my books or subscribe to my Patreon (it’s only $2, you know you want to), but I also have an Amazon wish list that I put important household supplies and reference materials I need for my work on, along with fun stuff I think I deserve because I’m special; if you buy something off of it, slide into my DMs and I’ll send you some ebooks. Also, red-card-carrying members of the IWW can request all of my books free of charge.

Good hunting, stalkers!

Hey so I don’t like asking people for stuff or getting into my business but my arthritis is making it harder and harder to do my day job & a few minutes ago I was sobbing because my hands hurt so bad so uh…..this is almost definitely gonna become my only source of income at some point? I also need to scrape some money together & pay down some medical bills before I can even go to the doctor & get some more help for this whole “I’m 31 and my rheumatoid arthritis is keeping me from working or sleeping” problem

If y'all could keep reblogging this post & the other posts in my #rebagel tag that would be super great. Super great. I’d really appreciate it.

natalieironside:

natalieironside:

New intro post? New intro post.

Hi, I’m award-winning queer speculative fiction author Natalie H. Ironside and this is my “blog” where I talk about history, mythology, fantasy, occultism, and, of course, writing.

I’m trans of gender, ace of sexual, and I’m an anarchist author of dark fantasy and dark science fiction, usually with lots of queer characters and cinematic action violence. Most of my stuff explores themes of trauma, recovery, mental illness, and life in the American South (though I also write trad fantasy and space operas from time to time), with a healthy dose of monsters, magic, and women with big guns. I’m a member of the Horror Writers Association and the IWW Freelance Journalists Union and my job is reminding you to pay your union dues.

You might have heard my short story The Wishing Tree on the Tales to Terrify podcast! Other stuff I’ve published to date includes:

THE LAST GIRL SCOUT: A post-apocalyptic wasteland adventure story and transbian romance about two women who fall in lesbians together and fight Nazis and draculas in the bombed-out ruins of Old America

LEAD AND ROSES: LOVE SONGS AT THE END OF THE WORLD: A collection of short fiction set within 23rd-century post-nuclear wasteland we’ve all come to know and love

IN THE COURT OF THE NAMELESS QUEEN: A collection of dark fantasy f/f erotica about sexy swashbuckling swordswomen (both cis and normal) and a giant scary monster lady in a far-off realm of adventure and dark magic.

I also post short fiction, poetry, fun extras, and regular serials on my Patreon! And I can be found on Twitter and Fedbook.

“Award-winning author Natalie H. Ironside,” I hear you say, “I know that you’re a disabled and chronically underemployed transsexual and a cool mom trying to feed your fun little queer family and keep a roof over your head; how can I support you?” I’m glad you asked! The best way is to buy my books or subscribe to my Patreon (it’s only $2, you know you want to), but I also have an Amazon wish list that I put important household supplies and reference materials I need for my work on, along with fun stuff I think I deserve because I’m special; if you buy something off of it, slide into my DMs and I’ll send you some ebooks. Also, red-card-carrying members of the IWW can request all of my books free of charge.

Good hunting, stalkers!

Hey so I don’t like asking people for stuff or getting into my business but my arthritis is making it harder and harder to do my day job & a few minutes ago I was sobbing because my hands hurt so bad so uh…..this is almost definitely gonna become my only source of income at some point? I also need to scrape some money together & pay down some medical bills before I can even go to the doctor & get some more help for this whole “I’m 31 and my rheumatoid arthritis is keeping me from working or sleeping” problem

If y'all could keep reblogging this post & the other posts in my #rebagel tag that would be super great. Super great. I’d really appreciate it.

mikedawwwson:

What Are You Going Through

Published in The New York Times Sunday Book Review, 4/2/23

b00bologist:

b00bologist:

15 year old monk whispering “do i lust for men?” and then flipping to a random page in the bible to see what it says = medieval equivalent of modern “am i gay quiz”

bibliomancy is alive and well in the 21st century. St Augustine rolling in his grave.

tanglefootcomic:

That’s it, that’s all I got. Happy Valentine’s Day, tumblr, thank you for tolerating me.

shower-thoughts-last-responder:

ur-daily-inspiration:

There is nothing, and I mean nothing, that quite compares to coming in from a driving, freezing rain to put on dry clothes and drink a hot tea to warm up.

unorcadox:

our next adventure!!!!

ashwantsafreepalestine:

The Scottish Celtic fans raised a banner against the US-backed terrorist state of Israel during their match against Bayern Munich.

Absolute legends.

(source)

datafags:

its-arson-time:

type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags

CRYING AND BAWLING AND LOSING IT

sin-ophelia:

datafags:

its-arson-time:

type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags

CRYING AND BAWLING AND LOSING IT

hawkeyedflame:

hawkeyedflame:

hawkeyedflame:

hst3000:

hawkeyedflame:

i love listening to my fiancée drawing

“no stop”
“oh no i didn’t mean to do that”
“wRONG LAYER”
“wait go back”
“what line is that?!”
“cAN YOU– [irritated noises]”
“oh you…bastard”
“what..layer is that on??”

she’s so cute djksfh

A gift for your fiancee

oh my god dkfjdhgksdjk

happy 2023 my wife is currently making incoherent angry/confused noises because she painted on a layer somewhere several hours ago and now she can’t find which folder she put it into

you guys it’s almost 2025 and wouldn’t you know it, my wife is still painting on the wrong layer

i read two of your posts to my mother and she said you're "really interesting"

3000s:

alittlegreenwitchery:

I like the word “witchery” because of its linguistic similarity to “fuckery.” Witchcraft is fuckery; fuckery is witchcraft. They are inextricably connected in my mind and it makes me happy.

thekeif:

only-cat-memes:

lesbianhouseplant:

Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

transfaguette:

transfaguette:

hey guys we can all agree its like, incredibly sad and fucked up when a trans man feels like he has to apologize for being a man, right. like even jokingly. it’s very concerning that people have created an environment where a trans person is expected to be apologetic about their identity, right.

“sorry to add another straight white male to the world 😔” no brother I’m glad you exist. being able to live your life as YOU is something you had to and will continue to fight for and we can’t afford to be apologetic about it. trans existence is always a celebration.

dragondroid:

Yeah, dunking on Drake is fun, but I don’t see a lot of people talking about the rest of the halftime show.

The dancers emerging to form a divided American flag. Uncle Sam telling Kendrick he’s “too loud, too ghetto” and that America wants “nice and calm.” Ending the performance telling everyone to “turn the TV off.” And the fact that all of this is being very deliberately done at the Super Bowl, the most televised yearly event in the country???

This show was a beautiful celebration of Black American culture, a clapback against racist anti-rap rhetoric, and another chance to clown on a rapist, but it was also a condemnation of the bread and circuses of media that the Super Bowl represents. People want to stick their heads in the sand and ignore everything happening in this country, so Kendrick did something impossible to ignore.

qadoshqadoshqadosh:

if your lie is a good enough lie god will make it real

whatwasoncesilver:

pompouswhompus:

Asexual/Aromantic valentines. These are officially the best valentines.

GOD BLESS

I NEVER SEE THIS KIND OF STUFF ON MY DASH

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

Yeah of course you hate vegetables when you put no seasoning or salt on them. Meat and grains also taste bad when you boil them with no salt.

It’s kind of insane how people are so careful to season their meat and put sugar in their oatmeal and salt in their bread and then just steam or boil their vegetables and wonder why their kids won’t eat their veggies. You have given them plain mush.

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

Yeah of course you hate vegetables when you put no seasoning or salt on them. Meat and grains also taste bad when you boil them with no salt.

It’s kind of insane how people are so careful to season their meat and put sugar in their oatmeal and salt in their bread and then just steam or boil their vegetables and wonder why their kids won’t eat their veggies. You have given them plain mush.

draconym:

draconym:

Sure, you know how to self-flagellate, but do you know how to apologize? Saying “I’m a stupid idiot” is not the same thing as saying “I did something wrong.”

People who want an apology pretty much never want to hear “I’m a stupid idiot.” If someone is actually trying to get you to say you’re a stupid idiot, it’s not because it will make up for a mistake you made or harm you caused. It’s because they want you to feel like a stupid idiot. People who care about you do not want you to feel like a stupid idiot and it hurts them when they see you putting yourself down in their name.

theexorcistiii:

hbmmaster:

in the mario universe sex is just a story they tell children who aren’t old enough to know about the stork

achillesinhighheels:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

hey cis people! now more than ever gender-nonconforming behavior is an act of resistance! and it’s one anyone can engage in!

cis men who hate trump! you now especially have a great way of protesting. literally just wear a skirt. paint your nails. put on some eyeshadow. commit gender fuckery you otherwise wouldn’t bother with as an act of protest. because how fucking dare they tell ANY of us how we should be forced to dress and act and exist.

stand with your trans siblings: let’s fight this nazi shit together

skopostheorie:

Visceral is EASILY top ten words that feel good as fuck to place precisely into your essay one glorious time

laskulls-deactivated20250318:

whoever wrote this headline really needed to get it out of their system

mortalityplays:

mortalityplays:

do not bring your phone or use a credit card or travel card tied to your identity en route to a protest or action. some alternatives:

  • don’t bring them, use cash (ideal)
  • don’t bring them, get a lift with trusted friends (ideal)
  • leave your phone/cards with a trusted friend who will not be at the planned action, pick them up afterwards
  • leave your phone/cards in a secure locker at a bus or train station, pick them up afterwards
  • prepaid burner phone if you absolutely need one on your person for some reason (you probably don’t!)

btw you should also intentionally take the time to learn some basic pre-smartphone skills

this isn’t just for protests, this is for everyday! now you don’t need to be worried about losing or breaking your phone, getting it stolen, running out of battery, etc. these four things will free you.

jasperthehatchet:

jasperthehatchet:

Soda tab flower tutorial post! 🌻🌼🌸 lots of pictures included. ****This is part one, check the reblogs for the other half!! *****

What you’ll need: scissors, yarn or string (any color) and soda tabs. 6 tabs for one flower (or 7, but I use 6 personally)

Step 1: take 2 tabs and lay them over each other so that the hole on the bottom of one lines up with the hole on the top of the other, like this-

And tie them together. Then cut the short end of the string sticking up to get rid of the excess. You’ll want to tie it with the back of he tabs facing up so the knot will be on the back side. Make sure to tie it tightly so the knot doesn’t slip around when you’re wrapping the tabs with the yarn

Step 2: wrap the side edges of the 2 tabs 3 times. You’ll want to do it relatively tightly, but not as tight as possible. The tension is a little tricky to figure out because you want the flower to keep its shape well but also be loose enough to bend into a flower shape with ease. This takes practice.


Step 3: On the 3rd wrap, add another tab under the 2nd tab, like this-

And pull the string through the back of the new tab you put under the 2nd tab. And wrap 3 times to attach it to your other tabs. Pulling the string over the edges to the back, through the lined up holes, and pulling it out towards you. On every 3rd wrap, add another tab the same way until you have 6 tabs wrapped together like this-


Step 4: keep the string pulled tight, and bend the tabs in a circle. The edges wrapped with yarn should be on the inside of the flower, and you should put the last tab over the first one to continue the pattern

Then run the string through those holes in the 1st and last tab to close the flower. You’ll want to wrap it a few times tightly and then run thr string through the rest of the holes one more time to make sure the string is pulling all the tabs together with equal tension

Once you are satisfied with your flower, now it’s time to tie it off! I do this by creating a loop in the back as if I’m still pulling the tabs together with the string, then i get the end of the string to face the back on the same side as the loop, and tie it up like this. Then I tend to do one more knot over that one just to be safe.

Then cut the excess string and your done!!

These are so fun and quick to make, and you can do so many things with these!! Belts, chains, jewelry, keychains, etc!! I hope my tutorial was helpful <3

[Image ID: 15 images showing the process of weaving yarn through 6 silver soda tabs to connect them together and shape them in a circular shape. The tabs all lay over each other in the same direction, making the ends stick out creating the shape of a flower. The yarn I used is a leafy yellowish green, and the background is gray wood. End ID]