February 2025

guooey:

Ive hired 2,000 finches to eat your freshly sown lawn seed

color-picked-pride-flags:

boy-gender:

On top of all the other messages going on in kendricks performance, I wanted people who maybe didnt watch the game to see that not only did the people dressed in red white and blue form the US flag, but they also formed the trans flag:

The biggest celebrity in the world shouting out trans people during the biggest televised event of the year. Kendrick, the man that you are 💙🩷🤍🩷💙

energyprison:

a mummy wouldnt fall for the oldest trick in the book. they were there. you would want something newer, like a dollar on a string or something.

junkyarded:

evil advisor indeed.com

glassdoor evil advisor

evil advisor careers

entry level evil advisor position

evil advisor work from home

verirothestar:

lonestatus:

lonestatus:

BOYS! boys gather round. today you will be wearing a bunny suit

its called playboy bunny suit because boys wear it and play

reallyreallyreallytrying:

her voice was as silky as silken tofu. but her words were as firm as extra firm tofu

fireball-me:

There are two kinds of people:

1. Wasn’t retroactively erased from existence by the time beam

seat-safety-switch:

Even in our increasingly homogenized world, there’s still a place for the quasi-local chain restaurant. Whenever you visit a town far away, do you get excited about meeting new people, having new experiences, seeing new sights? No. You want to eat at their Whataburger. You’ve heard so much about it from your other world-traveller friends.

Every time I go somewhere, I make sure to try all of their novel chain restaurants. I get a lot of food poisoning on the road, sure, but it’s all worth it in order to study the unique cultural contribution that these humble small businesses provide. These onion rings are slightly crispier. They throw a little garlic salt in your bag of fries here. This one forces you to look into the eyes of one of the employees while you eat, as they try to intimidate you into leaving your meal uneaten. Such diversity!

Of course, the experience goes both ways. Many people are unable to leave their home towns, and are forced to rely on the tales of those travelling through to learn about the greater world. When these poor folks find out that I’m not from around there, they ask me to tell them stories of my local restaurants. O'Shaughnessy’s, I tell a rapt audience of Culver’s patrons, puts a slightly spicier ketchup on their Irish Pounder than this one. They gasp. Tonight, I eat for free.

One day, we’ll be travelling to shitty chain restaurants on the moon. Just imagine how weird the hot dog buns will be up there! Maybe they’ll have those super skinny fries that I like that nobody here makes anymore. I only hope I can live long enough to see such a glorious future. My doctor says if I stop driving thousands of miles a week in order to eat disgusting fast food, I’ll probably get to see the first moon Burger King.

“Burger King?” I spit in his face, before toppling a cup of tongue depressors to the ground. “I recognize no such so-called royalty.”

criiitter:

did you know that you can draw whatever you want

frowningfox:

yarnandink:

dangerphd:

knottybliss:

nunchler:

every time i see trad gender roles people being weird about fibercraft i wanna tell them

-medieval and early modern knitting guilds were full of men learning and perfecting fancy knitting techniques to impress rich clients

-in cold, wet climates like the scottish highlands knitting was done by the whole family, in fact it was the perfect activity to do while a man was out on a fishing boat or in the pasture with his sheep and cattle

-men who were away from women for a long time had to know how to knit and sew at least well enough to mend their own clothes. soldiers knitted. sailors knitted. cowboys and frontiersmen knitted. vikings probably knitted (actually they would have been doing a kind of proto knitting called nalbinding, but that’s beside the point). all those guys the far right love to treat as ultra masculine heroes were sitting around their barracks and campfires at night darning their socks and knitting themselves little hats

Roman soldiers literally spun as they walked using kickspindles

every merchant marine I know can knit a rope hammock on broomsticks in a couple hours tops.

We have literal photo evidence of shepherd men knitting on stilt stools while watching their grazing flocks. Because knitting or spinning yarn was relatively easy and portable, kept them occupied enough to avoid boredom but also left them enough attention to make sure their flocks remained safe, and resulted in something they could sell to supplement their income from the fleeces, milk, cheeses and meat of their flock.

Once the knitting guilds dissolved as economic powers (partially due to the advent of semi-mechanised knitting machines, which outsourced knitting to “unskilled” croft and cottage-dwelling families rather than restricting the industry to select trained guildsmen), knitting throughout Europe was more likely to be an activity relegated to socio-economic classes than to gender roles, especially prior to the mid-19th century when it was slowly embraced as a leisure activity by wealthy women (in much the same way that embroidery had been embraced in earlier centuries).

And sure, there’s an entire conversation to be had about how patriarchal structures have forced women to be more economically vulnerable than men throughout Western history, which therefore meant that once knitting was spread beyond the guilds’ tight regulation, a lot of women began knitting because they were poor and it was a relatively portable form of work to earn an income.

Just as there’s a conversation to be had about why various occupations and activities are devalued once enough women begin practising them - and especially once the activities are practised by “ladies of leisure”, who were seen as being especially frivolous - and why we then collectively develop amnesia about the respect our society held for that occupation or activity just a few generations earlier (think also about teaching, nursing, secretarial and administrative occupations - all previously male-dominated careers that were paid well and seen as respectable, but have been steadily devalued as more women entered the field).

But if that conversation ignores the fact that men are punished and constrained by patriarchal and socio-economic demands, that men have just as much place in the history of fibrecrafts as women, but have been erased from that history by people whose ideology demands that they never have taken part in “feminine” duties… then that conversation will be disingenuous and only half of the true conversation.

I want so badly to get back into fibercraft demonstrations/living history and be an example to little boys that anyone can enter these crafts. I’ve done some needle felt demonstrating at a few craft shows this last year and children and adults were DELIGHTED to see the level of craftmanship and the niche I work in. Because even those who had SEEN needle felting before had largely seen starter kits, and when it comes to professional grade stuff, in general cutesy and “rustic” rough style art. (My niche is… 1lb+ smooth dense felts, super detailed without being Hyper Realistic). Felting can be whatever you want it to be. You can go super cutesy, you can go gorey. Fantasy, sci fi, horor, whatever. It’s the wild west out here, the stuff in mainstream promoted videos aren’t all there is to make.

Tangentially related, one of my fondest memories is when I was knitting in a lobby while my partner got a haircut and a dad pointed me out to his son and said look! he’s knitting. boys can knit. YOU could knit.

Since then, my partner (also a guy) has taken up darning and crochet! He’s in his thirties and has only just started and is going. While I’ve been at it since I was little, you can pick these things up at any point in your life!

Break down stupid gender roles and stereotypes and keep these crafts alive and thriving.

were–ralph:

this is going around twitter and i thought it’d be a fun little thing to bond over

in the tags as usual

wizard-at-large:

wizard-at-large:

Poob has it for you

i’m going to become the joker

wizard-at-large:

wizard-at-large:

Poob has it for you

i’m going to become the joker

wizard-at-large:

wizard-at-large:

Poob has it for you

i’m going to become the joker

wizard-at-large:

wizard-at-large:

Poob has it for you

i’m going to become the joker

wizard-at-large:

wizard-at-large:

Poob has it for you

i’m going to become the joker

jame7t:

I still think it’s objectively fucked how the world is built for morning people and if you wake up later than everyone else you’re seen as a malicious aberration of some sort. I am that but it’s not because I wake up at 11 fuck yourself

maslinych:

A digital sketch of V1 sitting on Gabriel's lap, biting into his neck (how? no clue) and touching his waist, while Gabriel is shaking. There's blood on Gabriel's armor and V1's head.ALT

they make me sick

depsidase:

ms-newvegas:

ms-newvegas:

I’m never being nice or understanding about republican voters ever again I literally cannot believe where we are.

I’m out of sympathy and soft feelings for other people’s willful ignorance and blind bigotry and general stupidity. Other people can be nice but I want people to crawl and beg I don’t care

cannibalcaprine:

smalllonelyegg:

jetix:

2023-05-02

[Image Description: A photo of a freshly molted centipede curled on top of its shed. Due to the molt it’s body is pale, becoming a light blue near the separations of the segments, and it’s legs are pink, giving it transgender flag colors. It appears to be in a mulch lined plastic container. End ID]

@onenicebugperday

centipede trans flag :D

prettiestplatypus:

True story, heard it from my aunt who works at nintendo


This is the uncensored version of a page from my comic
“The Prettiest Platypus” on Webtoon That you can read it here! <-

nesiclor:

I think I might’ve missed this comic when I first posted over all my art onto Tumblr so here it is.

yeehawpim:

Black and white comic with simple digital drawings.
Text: I'm sorry they built me to break
Panel 1: Nondescript person with minimal features holds open the top of a printer and curses in symbols. They hold a piece of paper in their other hand. The printer has a small circular mark in the front where a logo would be.
Text: that my bones are mismatched and misshapen
Panel 2: Close-up of two screws screwed in next to each other in slightly different sizes.
Panel 3: A circular sticker of the end of a USB chord with the text "USB" under it. A line crosses over it diagonally symbolizing no USB compatability.
Panel 4: Wide shot of the printer sitting on a lower cabinet in the center, a computer desk with keyboard, mouse, and a discarded screwdriver on the left, and the person leaving through a door with a frown. Steam comes off their head in frustration.ALT
Panel 1: The printer sitting by itself on a surface.
Text over the printer reads, "I was meant to be replaced, not grow old"
Page background fades to black near the bottom right. Multiple simplified shapes of the same model of printer drift into the right corner as well, growing in number as they go. A few ink cartridges can be seen as well. Each item has a money symbol on them. On the printers it is in the place of the small circular mark for a logo.ALT
Panel 1: A hand throws down a plastic package with a different screwdriver inside. There are small action lines to indicate motion.
Panel 2: The person sitting on a wheelie chair in front of the computer with their right hand on the mouse. A video is playing labeled "TUTORIAL"
Text: The burden of labour to fix me shouldn't have fallen on you
Panel 3: Person with their tongue sticking out in concentration as they stick the screwdriver in the back of the printer and hold the printer steady with their other hand.
Panel 4: Close-up of a hand peeling off the no USB sticker to reveal a USB symbol labeled port underneath.
Panel 5: The person sitting at the computer on a wheelie chair and smiling. The screen reads, "SCANNED" with a checkmark symbol underneath. The printer is shown beside the computer and has 3 small action lines to indicate action.ALT
A front on simplified drawing of the printer on a white background. Text underneath it that reads, "Thank you"
Watermark in the bottom right corner: @yeehawpimALT

a comic about printers

I remember seeing a post a couple months back of someone talking about printer troubles and companies making them bad deliberately, like pointlessly different screw sizes and a lying no-usb-compatibility sticker

If someone knows it please tell me, I’m pretty sure I remember it had good resources on a youtube channel that teaches you how to fix stuff!

xx-scribbledragon-xx:

My favourite nihilist ♥️

derinthescarletpescatarian:

rederiswrites:

rederiswrites:

Quietly losing my mind over the fact that Elon Musk has straight up orchestrated a coup of our executive branch and like….I don’t even know what, if any, system we have in place to fix this. Like… He’s just taken control of the money and locked out the actual appointed officials. What the fuck.

Nazis are taking over my government, and like, not even just the Nazis we fucking elected! And I’m…making hamburgers? Because somebody has to make dinner? I just feel completely unhinged.

I think that’s how random civillians generally feel in these situations. Someone’s gotta make dinner.

gunsandfireandshit:

sacred-portal:

pastadoughie:

imm so a faggot i even drink cokacola

trekheritageposts:

khromata:

captainsblogsupplemental:

It’s what at the what now?

stark trek heritage post (May 7th, 2021)

xx-scribbledragon-xx:

“Machine, s-stop staring at my-”

“Tell your tits to stop staring at my eye”



(for those of you who can’t read my dogshit handwriting)

roach-works:

oddogoblino:

kbell14:

cupf1sh:

cupf1sh:

his ass is NOT listening!!

@serpentdragon777 someone did!!!!

https://x.com/finik_sempai/status/1770947960462774407?s=46

@oddogoblino

MY WORLD IS COMPLETE

oh this is brilliant

fanzines:

Don’t Just Do Nothing: 20 Things You Can Do to Counter Fascism’ is a zine by Jewish anarchists on how people can organise and act in this changing terrain.

Download it (it’s free), read, print and distribute it IRL!

certified-door-posts:

tibialtybalt:

bunjywunjy:

sometimes you will see something so beautiful you will be moved to tears. occasionally this something will be a restroom.

this is just life.

@certified-door-posts

certified door post

homunculus-argument:

Probably bad suggestion:

The next time someone tries to give you the “I didn’t do it on purpose” as a reason to refuse to apologise for unwittingly hurting you by mistake, stir shit by asking them if they ever apologise to people they hurt on purpose.

1hoverman0k:

my camel straight up told me “man i am not carrying another fucking straw” like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

asajaley:

creature feature featuring the creatures

mousegirlheart:

taxidermycanine:

pov i See you.. on the floor….. hello….

hello….

shslrealist:

lurkinglurkerwholurks:

reallyelegantsharkfish:

girahimu-sama:

do u ever see someone elses headcannon for ur fave character and its like….. i completely respect that u have the right to that headcannon, i will not confront u at all and start needless bullshit over that headcannon…. but i will silently sit here and give you the sideways glance of the century

me, out loud: hey that’s cool we all have our own interpretations and i support you as part of fandom regardless 

me, in my head: ….but you’re wrong 

I would just like to remind everyone that this is the mature, reasonable, and sensible response.

aurorawest:

thekijs:

bananonbinary:

bananonbinary:

“oh no we need to practice for our fake dating” is the funniest trope to me cause like. there are so many people who force themselves into a shitty relationship they hate just because of amatonormatiivity that it’s an ingrained part of popular culture to joke about hating your partner.

which is to say, oh my god you dont need to hold hands and go on fake dates, you don’t even need to agree on a single detail of your cover story beforehand. you can literally stand 6 feet apart at all times and look profoundly uncomfortable and all anyone will think is “yikes™. not my problem”

actually people should address this in fanfic more because “i know we could half-ass it, but i would never fake mistreat my fake husband, how dare you” is absolutely delightful

New trope: fake dating for spite.

“Look, my only goal here is for our pretend relationship to be demonstrably healthier than Aunt Rita and Uncle Carl’s fifteen year, three child marriage - which means the bar is so low we probably can’t fuck this up”

preserving @river-gale’s tags for posterity because yes. yes. this is it. you get it.

bundibird:

regulus-leonis:

AO3 👏 TAGS 👏 ARE 👏 NOT 👏 SPOILERS 👏

i’m so tired of authors not tagging correctly because they don’t want to “spoil the fic”

correctly tagging your fic allows readers who DON’T want to read things like major character death, gore, mpreg or whatever may be their squick to filter your fic out from the main ship/fandom tag. not including the correct tags on your fic is harmful to readers and i’m tired of pretending it’s not.

“don’t like don’t read” great! i won’t! tag your fic correctly next time ffs

100% yes. And - two additional points:

Correctly tagging your work means that the people who DO want mpreg or gore or mahor character death are able to find your fic. Because if they are wanting those story beats, then they will include the tags in their search. So, accurately tagging means people who don’t want that can filter it out, and those who do want it can filter it in. It’s to your benefit too, dear writer, to include accurate tags, because it means people who want to read your type of story will ve able to find it.

Two: there IS actually a way to refrain from using tags if you want to keep the contents of your story a total mystery. “Author Chose Not To Use Content Warnings.” Which can also be used alongside something informal like “other tags apply but have been excluded” or “reader discretion is advised” or etc.

In summary: tags your fic. And even when you choose not to, in that case, tag your fic saying tha content may catch some people off guard.

Tag. Your. Fics. Properly.

bearsockz:

affirmations at my desk

soapydoll:

soapydoll:

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”

https://youtu.be/ydqReeTV_vk have you seen this one yet?

argumate:

oh yes, evo-devo is an incredible song that is significantly better than the original, the ultimate parody cover!

https://youtu.be/ydqReeTV_vk have you seen this one yet?

argumate:

oh yes, evo-devo is an incredible song that is significantly better than the original, the ultimate parody cover!

https://youtu.be/ydqReeTV_vk have you seen this one yet?

argumate:

oh yes, evo-devo is an incredible song that is significantly better than the original, the ultimate parody cover!

https://youtu.be/ydqReeTV_vk have you seen this one yet?

argumate:

oh yes, evo-devo is an incredible song that is significantly better than the original, the ultimate parody cover!

bearsockz:

it never ends

freshwaterduck:

freshwaterduck:

cryptile:

sketiana:

:D

Something my dear friend said to me that i think fits