Let me show you around — bedrooms? No, but I can offer you one of a wide range of wonderful accommodations. In this room you have your choice of autopsy slab, the vivisection bench, and the rusted iron operating table with leather straps.
Over here you have a luxurious, velvet-upholstered, all-purpose lobotomy, dental, and gynecological chair. The phlebotomy chair is also very — hey, where are you going? You haven’t even seen the bondage divan!
wish the human body had like a crash log or something so I could pin shit down. Why am I having a sudden spike of anxiety when I’m just sitting here? Well it looks like there’s a conflict here between my medication and the better foliage mod
On top of the Yankees field cat there was a praying mantis on top of the nationals players hat tonight. Huge night in baseball
He was keeping the mantis updated on the number of outs, too
the mantis is making him good at baseball ratatouille style
Listen, nobody on earth is as superstitious as baseball players. My man knows better than to be impolite to the good luck charm that decided to grace him with its presence.
I feel like I’m an alien when I’m trying to explain to people that people who make content based on “catching and punishing pedophiles” are some of the worst people on the planet. The comprehension gap is impossible to bridge. Idk how to be like, no this person is a grade A freak for this
The number of times I’ve seen people go “I can’t believe he turned out to be a bad person, I loved his videos where he lures pedophiles to a park and then beats them up” and I’M the insane one for being like “Yeah in what universe would someone like that be a GOOD person”
People who monetize content where their shtick is beating up Bad People are not Good People. Right wingers have an overwhelming preoccupation with pedophilia and “degeneracy.” The math is very straightforward I’m tired of being treated like I’m the weird one for being like no fuck these guys
I hate how tumblr memes are so localized to this site i cant fucking find anything
Where is the yellow ball
Its a picture of an emoji (with its eyebrow up i think) and it says Does it cohere though? And the next image is an emoji holding a thumbs up and its says It coheres
i think i found the images
I THINK THESE WERE IT thank you
This is my first time ever seeing this meme and I NEED to know more
This is my first time
ever seeing this meme and
I NEED to know more
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I had a really bad migraine last night, but I’ve run out of everything except these hungarian pain killers my dad gave me 9 years ago, anyway I don’t remember anything and I can’t feel my tongue and the only thing in my search history is this
“Aphrodite loves terfs” do you really think a goddess of love formed from a literal penis and the mother of Hermaphroditus, an intersex god who was associated with androgyny and feminine men, fucks around with transphobia?
she is a literal trans icon and to deny that will get you smited by all the gods
it’s insane how the patagonian fires are more devastating than the ones in california and nobody gives a shit
i bet you, the person reading this, didn’t even know that there’s been fires going on since the start of the year and that already 25 THOUSAND HECTARES (62K ACRES) HAVE BURNT DOWN
You own the home you live in. The last owners painted the walls of your bedroom a horrible off white.
You fucking hate it. Every day you wake up to off-white walls and off-white ceilings and pass through your off-white door to get to the rest of the house. You feel like you’ve been locked up in a padded room. It makes you want to die.
So what is there to do? Well, you own the home. Go out and get some paint, a roller or two, and a drop cloth. If the color makes you want to kill yourself, you should obviously change it.
But what if you didn’t hate it. What if it just mildly perturbed you? Or maybe what if you didn’t, like, reeeeeally mind it all that much, but you knew that another color would make you a lot happier? Does the decision that you come to change?
Sure, it’s work moving the furniture out, setting up, painting, making sure you get the edges, cleaning up, letting it all dry, etc, but isn’t adding joy to your life worth the effort? Don’t you owe it to yourself to subtract mediocrity and add happiness? Do you need to be miserable to envision a better life?
Anyway all that to say go start those hormones. You don’t have to hate yourself to think of a happier life
But what if you didn’t hate it. What if it just mildly perturbed you? Or maybe what if you didn’t, like, reeeeeally mind it all that much, but you knew that another color would make you a lot happier? Does the decision that you come to change? Sure, it’s work moving the furniture out, setting up, painting, making sure you get the edges, cleaning up, letting it all dry, etc, but isn’t adding joy to your life worth the effort?
My laptop ran an update while I was sleeping last night which would’ve been fine except that the fan pad it sits on has rgb lights that fire up whenever the the computer first powers on, so in the middle of the night my computer finished its restart sequence and this happened:
Also I need you all to know that I made that gif myself purely because it was the only way I could think of to adequately relay my experience.
“Why do you sleep in the same room as your computer/why don’t you turn it off all the way before bed?” I usually use it to play audiobooks because it’s easier for me to fall asleep that way.
“Why do you have gamer lights?” I needed a cooling pad for my laptop and they came baked in.
“Why do computers update in the middle of the night?” Because it’s usually less annoying than having them try to update during the day while you’re using them. Usually.
“This happened to me too.” We are siblings-in-arms, separated by time and space but bound together by a shared suffering (getting flashbanged by technology in the middle of the night).
“Just like caramelldansen.” Yeah.
I initially tapped the gif thinking it would play caramelldansen
always struck when the uk government says “there is no place for knife crime in our society” because then I start trying to think of a society fully oriented around knife crime
I’m signing part of what I’m saying tonight because while we were making the movie, we all became more aware of the problems of the handicapped. Over 14 million people are deaf. They are the invisible handicapped, and can’t share this evening, so this is my way of acknowledging them.
I’m signing part of what I’m saying tonight because while we were making the movie, we all became more aware of the problems of the handicapped. Over 14 million people are deaf. They are the invisible handicapped, and can’t share this evening, so this is my way of acknowledging them.
I’m signing part of what I’m saying tonight because while we were making the movie, we all became more aware of the problems of the handicapped. Over 14 million people are deaf. They are the invisible handicapped, and can’t share this evening, so this is my way of acknowledging them.
What a rickroll is: being tricked into watching the music video for 1987’s hit Never Gonna Give You Up. Being randomly exposed to the song may or may not count.
always struck when the uk government says “there is no place for knife crime in our society” because then I start trying to think of a society fully oriented around knife crime
In my heart Doey is thriving with his little adopted Bobby Bearhug sister
For anyone new I based this OC off of that one Bobby Bearhug we see in Safe Haven after the bombs go off and the Doey chase starts. I am in denial and emotionally invested in these doomed found siblings
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