February 2025

3000s:

honestly im eating bowls of music now

earthmoveryuri:

must feel so good to be british and say “the lot of you”

honey002:

In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don’t let them pretend we never existed.

text: "IT'S NOT LGB IT'S LGBTQ+" image: shows a digitally drawn intersex inclusive progress flag made with a paint like texture. Shows three kittens in front made in the colors light blue, white and pink.ALT
text: "FUCK TRUMP" image: shows a digitally drawn intersex inclusive progress flag made with a paint like texture. Shows three kittens in front made in the colors light blue, white and pink.ALT
top text: "IT'S NOT LGB IT'S LGBTQ+" image: shows a digitally drawn intersex inclusive progress flag made with a paint like texture. bottom text: "WE WILL NEVER FORGET OUR TRANS SIBLINGS" with the word "never" underlined in red.ALT

P.S: Don’t like! Reblog! <3

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footlongdingledong:

I swear to god I am going to (remembers nothing) (stares directly at the fucking

fleshdyk3:

easily one of my favourite tweets of all time

imsobadatnicknames2:

gunpowderpercy:

gunpowderpercy:

I still can’t get over what brits call musical notes like bro please I’m trying so hard to take this country seriously

I hate to be defending brits but as a musician the simplistic american terms sound so sterile and lifeless to me.

If yanks can have their whole “but inches sound so much more poetic than centimeters and millimeters” stupid bullshit I think we can have this stupid bullshit too.

squirrelstone:

drivemysoul:

heckinpupperino:

the lack of ability to comprehend literally anything on this site is genuinely impressive

Absolutely agree we should be allowed to take a break from the fall of western society to just enjoy things and there’s nothing wrong with not dedicating 100% of your time to activism (in fact if you do dedicate 100% of your time to activism, you will probably destroy yourself), but the game and the halftime show were also inherently political events.

Trump was there and people were booing him through the game. The chiefs, who have won 3 of the previous 5 games and made it to 1 more, were the obvious choice to win, and were the team Trump wanted to win, lost. Massively. Even though it was not a political statement, it was a political outcome. Anything involving Trump is inherently political because that is what he does.

Meanwhile Kendrick Lamar’s show started out with “Uncle Sam,” who in the context of the show and with everything he said was also a reference to Uncle Tom. If that statement doesn’t make sense in and of itself, please look up Uncle Tom’s Cabin. Sparknotes works, but reading the actual book is better; it’s public domain.

Then there’s Kendrick saying “the revolution boutta be televised, you picked the right time but the wrong guy.” That was clearly about the election. The prison yard, the goose stepping, 40 acres and a mule, it was all political. It was all a protest.

I would even argue that the inclusion of his beef with Drake was inherently political cause the primary focus of it within the halftime show was about his abuse of women and children.

I can’t decide which implication from the screenshot is worse: that we shouldn’t allow ourselves rest and fun, or that the superbowl and “celebrity stuff” aren’t (currently) extremely political.

baggytrousers27:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

quendergeer:

transmechanicus:

cognitohazardous:

thegaymertrainer:

TikTok live is such a waste of time there are no good….

this is how we should generate power for cities

contextual storytelling from that sign in the back

muttering “the hamsters control the wheels” as i wander around like a blind medieval soothsayer

grungebutsoft:

grungebutsoft:

Elias Bouchard:

God i hate it when Jurgen Leitner -_-

what a cunt

Happy extended sounds of brutal pipe murder day!!!!

jago-blog:

sleepyjuniper:

unexpectedyarns:

xxscrabiesxx:

hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed a “security app”.


I had to go and delete it myself this morning.

And several others as well. Clear data, disable, uninstall if you can.

what the actual fuck.
THEY INSTALLED THIS WITHOUT PEOPLE’S CONSENT?!

druidshollow:

i open tumblr. i close tumblr. i check discord. i open tumblr. i close tumblr. i open spotify. start a song. open youtube. pick video, ending song. video bad. i close youtube. i open tumblr

brudiza-spudnik:

nem23:

brudiza-spudnik:

nem23:

magicratfingers:

magicratfingers:

magicratfingers:

adhd is fun bc everything I got taught is backwards

a good day makes good sleep

starting with a lil treat gets the work done

More things to do is less overwhelming

don’t make a plan just get in there

you’ll never take good care of what you don’t like so throw it out (this one is my favorite bc it’s easy to see what you don’t like)

Incredible addition

don’t put the thing on the shelf put the shelf under the thing

there is no work there is only fun there is no good it is only done

villainessbian:

serendipitouslyyyyyy:

animentality:

whenever this comes up i like to remind people that harry going back to the abusive dursleys every year was treated by the narrative as something necessary and good because they’re his family after all, and percy jackson gave his mom medusa’s head so that she could turn her abusive husband to stone and sell his remains as a sculpture to pay for her degree and that was framed as a good decision without remorse. and that’s the difference between hp and pjo as stories i think

Rick Riordan received the Stonewall Book Award while rowling’s friends are nazis, if that helps

femboyyuri:

demilypyro:

voiceofvesper:

demilypyro:

fwiw i think you look beautiful and feminine. seen a million latina women that look exactly like you. gorgeous ❤️Voice of Vesper AKA-Mae

I really needed to…

WHAT DID YOU PEOPLE THINK IT MEANT?

r0zeclawz:

slitherpunk:

i liked that video of a pig blowing bubbles but i thought i’d like it more if it played the amen break during it

most badass video in the website past and future

stillunpainted:

This came into my head and I had no choice but to make it real

redstonedust:

a good way to inspire yourself to do more is to see yourself as the wacky sitcom B plot character in your friends lives, “wouldnt it be funny to tell the friends in my phone about it.” has gotten me to do anything from going to a festival (excelent) to wild camping (it went badly) (coastguard called) to trying to get the train to stonehenge (stonehenge costs money so i ended up just getting lunch in sailsbury, it was okay.) i bought a bicycle today and 20% of my reasoning was “itd be funny to surprise my roommate by coming home with a whole bike.” . life is for living. and baby i live for the bit.

zacsoyama:

the hardest I’ve ever laughed watching this show

(also—)

A very small section of a screenshot only showing the subtitles from Dropout's first episode of the third season of the show "Make Some Noise". The subtitles read, "No! Oh, my point! Fuck! Oh my point! Shit" as said by Brennan Lee Mulligan. He is not in screenshot.ALT
A very small section of a screenshot only showing the subtitles from Dropout's first episode of the third season of the show "Make Some Noise". The subtitles read, "I fucking buffed it, dude, I shitted it! No!" as said by Brennan Lee Mulligan. He is not in screenshot.ALT
A very small section of a screenshot only showing the subtitles from Dropout's first episode of the third season of the show "Make Some Noise". The subtitles read, "No, I'm supposed to be the smarty! No!" as said by Brennan Lee Mulligan. He is not in screenshot.ALT

gumy-shark:

gumy-shark:

gumy-shark:

being self aware is the worst thing ever. can’t even be pissed at my dad properly without having a disco elysium ass internal monologue about it

PISSY TEENAGER: GOD dad just does not FUCKING get us!! And he isn’t even trying to!!

AUTISM: Nay, we shall not complete this task, chosen arbitrarily and with nary a consideration towards our numerable other priorities. The harder he may push, the harder we shall rebel, for this is a waste of our time with no evident necessity for its immediate completion!

RATIONALE: As a nineteen year old woman still living at home and with a history of frustration with her father, it makes sense for this time of our life that we would conflict with him, in this and other ways. In all things we must seek calm.

AUTISM 2: Ough…. The Dharafter…

TUMBLR BRAIN: Wow, real original. Way to ignore the actual themes of Disco Elysium, not that you know since you haven’t even gotten around to playing it yet! Why not go look for your neighbor’s cat in the Alps while you’re at it?

  1. This is fucking stupid

ZLOYXP???? FROM MY FUCKING MINECRAFT YOUTUBE??????

dragongirltitties:

dragongirlknot:

dragongirlsnout:

dragongirltongue:

dragongirlteeth:

breastforce:

How much of a dragon girl can be formed from all the dragongirl[x] tumblr users

ok dragongirls lets go add your body part in (art program of your choice)

Let’s fucking go!!!

should I come back later

gauntletqueen:

herefortherobutts:

mrblueremeberyou:

DAAaHRLINg,

I’m on the

HIGGHwAAAAy

route 8

…inbridgeport

I~ thought I’d give you a lil’ headsuup

So you can get readyy-y'know

(inhale)hrrrrrr

kirby97:

briarplant:

Fun fact: by just using imaginary numbers, some Evil Math, and 101 rotating vectors You Can Create a shitty approximation of a fish.

two points of view on math fish

Why so vectorous

valtsv:

valtsv:

i was going to make a joke like “queer feminist retelling of mary shelley’s frankenstein” after this but then i Remembered

foone:

The fucking inkjet printer in this game is making dot matrix noises.

NO. THOSE ARE DIFFERENT TECHNOLOGIES ENTIRELY

teaboot:

teaboot:

My coworker asked me a question about Queer culture the other day and it was a really good question but I couldn’t think of a polite way to tell them that they didn’t have the foundational knowledge required to support full comprehension of the answer

Coworker: So why do some people say they’re bisexual and other people say they’re pansexual? They sound like the same thing

Me: Do you want the real answer or the answer that will make sense to you

Coworker: I guess the real answer?

Me: Do you have three hours and a notepad

Coworker: No

Me: The flags are different

bestworstideaever:

funny-tik-toks:

necromycologist:

your brother is basically a classic person to kill

the-silly-words-on-your-screen:

the-silly-words-on-your-screen:

the-silly-words-on-your-screen:

the-silly-words-on-your-screen:

the-silly-words-on-your-screen:

the-silly-words-on-your-screen:

the-silly-words-on-your-screen:

the-silly-words-on-your-screen:

the-silly-words-on-your-screen:

the-silly-words-on-your-screen:

the-silly-words-on-your-screen:

the-silly-words-on-your-screen:

this is fred, the dot.

fred wants to grow into a beautiful tree, but sadly has no branches

reblog to give fred a branch


i will post fred status updates as he grows

look at him go!

he’s figuring out how to tree!

35 reblogs, he’s growing so good :D

75 reblogs, fred continues to grow

reminder to spread out your branches (ie. dont spam reblogs on one post), he’s starting to get a little crowded near the trunk :(

he’s gettin’ tangled D:

and long :3

the fuck is this-

a piece of fred is escaping!!

what have you done to my boy

how are you -1 reblog deep

YES

HE FUCKING EXPLODED

WHAT HAVE WE DONE

HE’S BACK

LONG LIVE FRED

650 reblogs in and he’s beautiful!!!!

the little disconnected bit on the side is his brother paul

he is getting rather dense

celestiachan:

he’s turning into cave johnson

troythecatfish:

gayvampyr:

gayvampyr:

why are towels expensive. that’s a rectangle

wait his mind

gayvampyr:

gayvampyr:

why are towels expensive. that’s a rectangle

wait his mind

comvi:

something about you being a map of everyone youve loved but instead its your artstyle being a map of everything youve loved and every artist youved ever wanted to draw like

igiinite:

it’s weird how you can actually feel it in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

lizardsister:

can Not stop randomly saying “den i throw da bones at james” to myself

ovenroastedtwerkey:

larval-tear:

every ad is a personal insult to everyone who sees it and i’m not kidding

I’m paying my internet bill for you to use MY bandwidth to put your horrid images and videos on MY screen, draining MY device’s power, wasting MY time? 10000 giant murder hornets forever.

sapphling:

nobody lures you into the fog anymore

throatofdelusion12:

artificialdeadflowers-deactivat:

I’m the hoarder with the playlist part from the mood one

throatofdelusion12:

artificialdeadflowers-deactivat:

I’m the hoarder with the playlist part from the mood one

theconcealedweapon:

theonion:

Proposing that it might be kind of fun to share their life experiences with another person or persons, sources speculated Thursday that it would probably be nice having friends. “Gosh, it would probably be pretty cool to have a few select people in your life to do stuff with on a regular basis,” said the sources, stressing that while they had no personal experience with the concept of mutual affection, their observation of thousands of other people interacting in small groups, talking and occasionally laughing, made friendship seem as if it could be really great.

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huebris808:

image

the sequel

meltygetswifi:

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don’t think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

just-gay-thoughts:

Me studying the middle ages: “oh wow, how interesting to see regardless of religion people rationalize huge misfortunes as their diety being mad at them”

Me on my period: “God has forsaken me, I am being punished”

r0zeclawz:

water is so so tasty way tastier than any of your foolish soda and monster drinks this is true im sorry. this blog is sponsored by water

sitstaystoned:

it’s called duckweed. one hit and you’ll be lining up behind mom

xetrasherpa:

valtsv:

so last year during a period of intense suicidal depression i made this necklace that i always wear, right, and the thing is it’s genuinely brought me a lot of comfort and relief and i’ve developed a strong sentimental attachment to it, to the point that i can inarguably state that it’s had a net positive effect on my mental wellbeing. however i did now just have to stop to almost throw up laughing because i realised that i’ve succumbed to the amulet.

a post or something from exteroception saying "there must be something like the opposite of" then it says suicide but I replaced it with the cursed amulet, then "whereby a person radically and abruptly decides to start living, or rescue their own life from destruction/obscurity"ALT