February 2025

anxietyproblem:

necromycologist:

your brother is basically a classic person to kill

tpwrtrmnky:

procedures

[ID: Three panel comic with crudely drawn stick people.

Panel 1: A grayscale stick person wearing an oversized t-shirt featuring a flag with red, green, blue and black stripes is looking down and talking.

Pseudoally: “I want you all to know that you are still valid in the confinement pit. You have my support. I will write strongly worded letters about the need for air conditioning in the pit.”

From the pit: “There’s a ladder right next to you!”

Panel 2: The view switches to showing the pit from above, ladder and all. The pit contains a variety of chromatic people, including a small one with a mint green propeller hat and one with animal ears.

Pseudoally: “Look, I know it looks simple for me to just take this ladder and pass it down into the pit. But there are procedures here.”

An orange square-headed person: “It is simple!”

Pseudoally: “No because you see, ladder allocation has to be done through the system. Properly.”

A dark blue person with lime green legs: “They dug the pit without even caring about the system!”

Panel 3: The pseudoally pontificates from on high while the orange person watches in the foreground. A moss green person wearing a bandana and a pink person with a light blue jacket and bright orange, triangular anime glasses are passing a ladder down into the pit.

Pseudoally: “Look, I really wish there was something I could do but- hey what are you doing?”

Moss Green: “Helping.”

Pseudoally: “I don’t think extreme methods like this are good for the movement!”

Anime Glasses: “We don’t give a shit. Step aside.”

End ID.]

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like this post to HUG a dragon. reblog this post to SMOOCH a dragon

puppyliberationarmy:

harbinger-of-the-defiled-heires:

i hate when people are like “i really understand what it’s like to be Prey… to look up into the jaws of a predator and know it’s my purpose to be Consumed…” like bitch no, prey runs away, you’re some other shit

i know what its like to be Burger 🍔….

depsidase:

socialistexan:

transgender-daemon-faerie:

nateconnolly:

I firmly believe that my (Chinese) mom is more Italian than my (Italian) dad. She earned multiple advanced degree in Italian history and studied abroad to learn how to speak the language fluently. She fought for it. The hell did he ever do? He grew up eating slightly more pasta than other kids in the United States. He was born into it. Fucking nepo Italian

This stuff?

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

punchholesinthesky:

duckdotcom:

I love using “by the way” as a segue into topics that are completely unrelated to the matters at hand. it isn’t remotely by the way, quite a ways out of the way in fact. a little adventure

invicta-carnelia:


Kitty and dragon interaction

youlookkindadead:

i’ve seen quite a bit of confusion about this, so let me attempt to clear things up :

empathy is the ability to feel somebody’s emotions as though they are affecting you personally. for example, somebody tells you “my dog died last night!” -> you now feel as though you’ve lost a pet personally -> you feel grief and sadness just like the other person. not everyone has empathy. it’s a trait some people develop and others don’t. some have high empathy, some have low empathy, some (like me) have none.

sympathy is the ability to understand and care about somebody else’s struggles, even if you don’t feel them yourself. so, somebody tells you their dog died -> you realize how this affects them emotionally -> you care about this person, and are upset that they are suffering. not everyone has sympathy either! it’s a scale, just like empathy.

compassion is doing something to relieve another person’s suffering or make them feel better. somebody tells you their dog died -> you don’t want them to remain upset -> you come up with ways to help them feel better, like offering comfort and distractions, or other forms of support. compassion is a learned trait, not something you can be born with like empathy or sympathy. anyone can learn to be compassionate, although some may struggle more with it than others; it’s a skill, just like anything else.

however, none of these are required to be a good person. that’s a choice you make on your own accord. i hope this clears things up!

youlookkindadead:

i’ve seen quite a bit of confusion about this, so let me attempt to clear things up :

empathy is the ability to feel somebody’s emotions as though they are affecting you personally. for example, somebody tells you “my dog died last night!” -> you now feel as though you’ve lost a pet personally -> you feel grief and sadness just like the other person. not everyone has empathy. it’s a trait some people develop and others don’t. some have high empathy, some have low empathy, some (like me) have none.

sympathy is the ability to understand and care about somebody else’s struggles, even if you don’t feel them yourself. so, somebody tells you their dog died -> you realize how this affects them emotionally -> you care about this person, and are upset that they are suffering. not everyone has sympathy either! it’s a scale, just like empathy.

compassion is doing something to relieve another person’s suffering or make them feel better. somebody tells you their dog died -> you don’t want them to remain upset -> you come up with ways to help them feel better, like offering comfort and distractions, or other forms of support. compassion is a learned trait, not something you can be born with like empathy or sympathy. anyone can learn to be compassionate, although some may struggle more with it than others; it’s a skill, just like anything else.

however, none of these are required to be a good person. that’s a choice you make on your own accord. i hope this clears things up!

tpwrtrmnky:

tone

[ID: Three panel comic with crudely drawn stick people. A character whose rambles are presented in smaller text will have their dialogue shown after the navigation links, and can be skipped.

Panel 1: A blue person with a dark green jacket and bright orange anime glasses is talking to a journalist, while a person wearing a large t-shirt with the text “c m y k” and a pair of scissors cutting off the k rambles behind the journalist.

Journalist: “Hey we need to show both sides on the confinement pits for chromatics issue, come debate this person?”

Anime Glasses: “Go fuck yourself.”

Panel 2: As the background character keeps rambling, the journalist condescends.

Journalist: “You know, I really don’t appreciate your tone here.”

Anime Glasses: “Less yapping, more fucking yourself.”

Panel 3: Anime glasses holds the journalist’s shoulder. There is still rambling on the side.

Journalist: “How do you expect to be taken serio-”

Anime Glasses: “You’re enabling someone who’d never be taken seriously without you. I am not cleaning up your mess. Go fuck yourself.”

End ID.]

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[Conspiratorial rambling:

Panel 1: firstly it is necessary to understand that the perverse urge to become green is a deviation that has been planted in our youth by the shadow druids, an evil organization that has been pulling the strings of our society to their nefarious ends since the invasion of-

Panel 2: the ultimate goal of the chroma cult remains aligned with the shadow druids: as worshippers of the armageddon beast they intend to saturate our children and grind them into colorful paste to paint their profane idols! they believe these idols will protect them when facing the beast but they are wrong, so entirely wrong, about many things, unlike me, i am right for i am guided by the light of facts, logic, basic biology and fundamental color theory, and common sense and also-

panel 3: -moon gnomes with their evil magics [spelled as “majicks”] hiding their pigments that they make from socks they steal from me, personally, that is where my socks go, and chromatics have never once taken responsiblity!

End conspiratorial rambling.]

Here’s a funny and cute idea for Aym and Baal taking care of a Baby Narinder after a resurrection goes wrong.

qyuobii:

With the two having no contact with the outside world for decades, the idea of taking care of a kitten, much more their master, would be more than enough to make them panic 🙉

I can see the twins being a horrible babysitter so they run to Forneus for help <//33
(They totally love cooing Kittyrinder though)

Here’s a funny and cute idea for Aym and Baal taking care of a Baby Narinder after a resurrection goes wrong.

qyuobii:

With the two having no contact with the outside world for decades, the idea of taking care of a kitten, much more their master, would be more than enough to make them panic 🙉

I can see the twins being a horrible babysitter so they run to Forneus for help <//33
(They totally love cooing Kittyrinder though)

gayvampyr:

gayvampyr:

why are towels expensive. that’s a rectangle

wait his mind

beveroni:

This blog is pro tits and anti Nazi

the-silly-words-on-your-screen:

the-silly-words-on-your-screen:

the-silly-words-on-your-screen:

the-silly-words-on-your-screen:

the-silly-words-on-your-screen:

the-silly-words-on-your-screen:

the-silly-words-on-your-screen:

the-silly-words-on-your-screen:

the-silly-words-on-your-screen:

the-silly-words-on-your-screen:

the-silly-words-on-your-screen:

the-silly-words-on-your-screen:

this is fred, the dot.

fred wants to grow into a beautiful tree, but sadly has no branches

reblog to give fred a branch


i will post fred status updates as he grows

look at him go!

he’s figuring out how to tree!

35 reblogs, he’s growing so good :D

75 reblogs, fred continues to grow

reminder to spread out your branches (ie. dont spam reblogs on one post), he’s starting to get a little crowded near the trunk :(

he’s gettin’ tangled D:

and long :3

the fuck is this-

a piece of fred is escaping!!

what have you done to my boy

how are you -1 reblog deep

YES

HE FUCKING EXPLODED

WHAT HAVE WE DONE

HE’S BACK

LONG LIVE FRED

650 reblogs in and he’s beautiful!!!!

the little disconnected bit on the side is his brother paul

he is getting rather dense

draconym:

It often feels like mainstream acceptance of queer people, particularly trans and nonbinary people, is contingent on there being few of us. When I was a kid witnessing arguments about gay marriage, statistics about LGBTQ people were so often presented in such a way as to reassure everyone else that we are not dangerous because we are rare. “It’s not going to cause societal collapse … because such a small percentage of people are gay.”

And conservative rhetoric against queer people, particularly trans people, which explicitly refers to us as a “social contagion,” really underscores that any perceived “increase” in sexual or gender diversity will be seen as a threat. If queer people are permitted to exist, we must be aberrant and isolated. If we are normal and natural and commonly occurring, it is because something has gone terribly wrong.

So. Forgive me if I bristle at the well-meaning argument that “these trans athlete bans are ridiculous, they’re only going to affect a few dozen people!” I understand where they’re coming from. But I think trans people should be free and abundant.

>"computer nerd"

>still uses windows

rna-world:

Hi! I do this because I hate myself. (I’m fine dealing with windows’ shit myself. Do as I say and not as I do and GET LINUX)

jackdaw-kraai:

frogblast-the-ventcore:

travalicious:

theprofessional-amateur:

condensedvaporwave:

condensedvaporwave:

creepymutelilbugger:

tchaikovskaya:

tchaikovskaya:

tchaikovskaya:

I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth

I mean. Just devastating 😭

This man has LETHAL comebacks. Idiots keep trying to get one over on him and he has never missed

Actually no I’m double reblogging this I found the one where he *calls a guy’s tailor* to confirm his suit isn’t actually bespoke

You cannot win in his arena. This isn’t “if you come at the king you better not miss” this is “don’t fight a shark in the water”

I gotta add this one

he alerted the FBI about a january 6th rioter because he noticed their ugly shoes lol

“Is your blood also off-the-rack?”

I would never survive if someone said that to me after trying that shit goodBYE

starsofstatic:

oops.

um yeah so! @machetelettuce’s Narinder because I um. have autism? idk

alt versions under the cut (Calvert is hopefully next……art block please agree with this statement)

Keep reading

ceekari:

cipher-fresh:

mortimermcmirestinks:

always remember, friend,

now go in peace


This meme was inspired by the piece “Lucky 10,000” by Randall Monroe.

[ID: “One man’s [“Yeah, the Time Knife, we’ve all seen it” meme] is another man’s [“Was anyone going to tell me?” meme] /End ID]

internet heiroglyphics

sunshinetomorrow:

chiimeramanticore:

compilation of this type of post

triruntu:

#590, a japanese pygmy woodpecker!

Requests for birds are open, updates happen on Thursdays.
[project tag]

catboybiologist:

catboybiologist:

catboybiologist:

catboybiologist:

Wait

Do cishet people NOT understand that Portal 2 is a lesbian love story?

Your toxic ex tries to get her way back into your life. A twink friend of yours convinces you she’s evil and incapable of change, and drives a wedge between you. You run into her at a random place later on, and realize she’s not so bad after all, and together you solve the problem of this evil twink friend ruining both of your lives. Through this, you have an intense and fleeting romance that reminds you of the good old days. But, in the end, you acknowledge that you’re better off separated from each other- the problems that drove you apart initially are still there, but dealing with a mutual problem made you temporarily believe that the romance wasn’t dead. So, you break up on mutual terms, but not before she composes A FUCKING ARIA WITH A CHOREOGRAPHED CHOIR to bid you adieu

Oh, and along the way the twink basically confirms she was orgasming every time she flirted with you

That is NOT heterosexual behavior

I fucking stg I’ve seen this exact thing play out in college queer clubs

God, not to mention the deleted bratty degradation voice lines

1:53 to 2:45. Prepare to swoon

foldingfittedsheets:

Someone on Facebook Marketplace is asking questions about my queen Tempurpedic that I’ve listed for sale. Not to buy it, but about bed longevity and protectors as they just bought the same bed.

There’s two wolves inside me. The first is slightly indignant as they’re not gonna buy my listing but they’re asking questions and the second is incapable of hearing questions and not answering.

I am forever the mattress question answerer.

lafemani:

what’s your phobia?

Me:

dreamyslothbunny:

bettermetalgoat:

rslashrats:

rslashrats:

it makes the egg more handsome and alluring

Add a grim expression and a cigar and that egg would be well on its way to being a noir detective.

Then you’ll have to wait for the egg to crack

I just had a dream

Where I was John F. Kennedy.

I got assassinated but it was actually some kind of setup that I was aware of and I pretended to be dead???

escuerzoresucitado:

food-forever-friend:

rubykgrant:

snaxle:

snaxle:

snaxle:

shrek 5’s teaser animation isnt bad you’re just nostalgic for movies made in 2001

“OMG why is there TIKTOK??? IN THE SHREK UNIVERSE?” <- person who has never seen shrek before

shrek has always been full of pop culture references. you just think it’s cringe now because you’re 20+ years older. now shut up and enjoy shrek’s lesbian daughter voiced by zendaya and pinocchio making thirst trap edits of shrek twerking on tiktok

this is a neat way to find out about Shrek 5

sideshow-bob:

Appreciation post for my hedgehog.

troythecatfish:

gayvampyr:

gayvampyr:

why are towels expensive. that’s a rectangle

wait his mind

gayvampyr:

gayvampyr:

why are towels expensive. that’s a rectangle

wait his mind

gayvampyr:

gayvampyr:

why are towels expensive. that’s a rectangle

wait his mind

comvi:

something about you being a map of everyone youve loved but instead its your artstyle being a map of everything youve loved and every artist youved ever wanted to draw like

komaedalovemail:

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

igiinite:

it’s weird how you can actually feel it in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

lizardsister:

can Not stop randomly saying “den i throw da bones at james” to myself

ovenroastedtwerkey:

larval-tear:

every ad is a personal insult to everyone who sees it and i’m not kidding

I’m paying my internet bill for you to use MY bandwidth to put your horrid images and videos on MY screen, draining MY device’s power, wasting MY time? 10000 giant murder hornets forever.

sapphling:

nobody lures you into the fog anymore

hymneminium:

Not that there’s anything wrong with having something wrong with you

throatofdelusion12:

artificialdeadflowers-deactivat:

I’m the hoarder with the playlist part from the mood one

theconcealedweapon:

theconcealedweapon:

theonion:

Proposing that it might be kind of fun to share their life experiences with another person or persons, sources speculated Thursday that it would probably be nice having friends. “Gosh, it would probably be pretty cool to have a few select people in your life to do stuff with on a regular basis,” said the sources, stressing that while they had no personal experience with the concept of mutual affection, their observation of thousands of other people interacting in small groups, talking and occasionally laughing, made friendship seem as if it could be really great.

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huebris808:

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the sequel