February 2025

txttletale:

remember a couple years ago when every communist on tumblr was getting called a putin-loving fascist for pointing out that this was very obviously going to happen [x]

Wow

How unexpected

It’s almost like the US doesn’t actually care about what’s right and just wants to profit, or something

a-tomsk:

Take your spouse on a crusade date!
I wish they could join not only as summons

it looks quite cute as keychains- (wooacry mock up)

undeadentropy:

kennylogins:

hymnism:

help me

Do you

yes or no?

yesornopolls:

Do you?

Yes

No

See Results

flyingpurplepizzaeater:

Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority”

and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say “if you won’t respect me I won’t respect you” and they mean “if you won’t treat me like an authority I won’t treat you like a person”

and they think they’re being fair but they aren’t, and it’s not okay.

queen-mihai:

alleecatblues:

thewolfofthestars:

duncebento:

kibumkim:

finally….feminem

aight what human rights violation have they committed now

Instant reaction: crushing disappointment

Brain creating memes a second later: M&M making killer women

Brain making meme continuations because I’m a friggin living Tumblr generator: God forbid women do anything

enbyzombies2:

abled ppl love the aesthetics of disability but they’re so scared of actual disability

the angst of a panic attack or meltdown or seizure, the visual of scars and braces and crutches and nasal cannulas and hospital monitors beeping away, the idea of overcoming struggle and the limits of the human body. it’s all beautiful whump for their gifs and fics and comics.

but the second they see someone needing an EMG or bronchoscopy, someone using a power chair and needing help getting into a building and advocating for their accessibility, someone using their inhaler, someone with stumps or disproportionate limbs, the mere idea of an ostomy bag or incontinence? you need to tag that, that’s disgusting, that’s triggering, nobody wants to see all of that.

fucking get with it. accept every aspect of it or don’t even think about writing it.

yesterdaysprint:

Dachshund with spectacles, July 1927

maureen2musings:

Glow worm cave, New Zealand

danielkordan

xbox-nun:

Dentist confessional. Like, forgive me doctor for I have sinned. I have partaken of the wine. Not only that, but the coffee and the tea. I consume carbonated beverages regularly. I eat sweets such as saltwater taffy and caramels. On the weekend, if I sleep in, I only brush my teeth at night. And then the dentist is like, “and are you flossing, my child?” and they just have to look away

joni-witchell:

Everyone at the park is homosexual and/or transgender…yuuuuuup even the dogs

escuerzoresucitado:

cali:

Post: atheist youtubers are overdosing on deep rock galactic pussy

me: not true

Post: bunnies and cats are learning how to write in new language called US american cuneiform

me: thats right

emilyscartoons:

Who’s in

urbanfantasyinspiration:

ivanaskye:

archaeos:

Hollywood archaeology: Secret treasure! Hidden maps! Ancient tombs!

Actual archaeology:

so I wanted to find a picture of the lobster and

behold! an archaeologist

There are many benefits to being a marine archeologist

meltknuckles:

a sea bunny nudibranch and a black and white speckled bunny rabbit lean towards each other on opposite sides of a tide pool, as they get closer a little heart pops up between themALT

a fated pair of star-crossed bunnies 🩷🐇

nonplusagon:

marine-gifs:

A scallop hits da bricks.

Filmed in Norway. From The Norwegian Fjords: Life in the Twilights (2018).

whatever. go my scallop

minosprimesimp:

studiedinapoolofhisownfaeces:

eugh..!! pleugh.. cough cough.. eugffh.. bleugjh…. ptoo…

Preach

julys-grievances:

gifted kid burnout

catchymemes:

karmaajr:

helloitsbees:

mist-the-wannabe-linguist:

luxxlunaae:

mortimermcmirestinks:

grimauxiliatrixofficial:

lilkearnsie:

theshockinglyeloquentdog:

gluten-free-pussy:

teathattast:

WHAT

Pusheen is married?!?

PUSHEEN HAS BABIES?!?!?

Queen Of Keeping Personal And Professional Lives Seperate

SINCE WHEN IS PUSHEEN A GIRL

an absolute queen. her birthday is febuary 18th

she’s Irish

everyone say happy birthday pusheen

happy birthday pusheen ^^

catboymuqing-moving:

sims 4 patch notes will be like “fixed an issue where harvesting carrots caused toddlers to explode” then you load the game and all your sims are bald

sailermoon:

sailermoon:

sometimes when I’m being especially self deprecating and convinced no one likes me I have to tell myself “you’re being goob. you are being goob right now”

cookiethebirddoll:

cookiethebirddoll:

it sucks that even todo lists get affected by the adhd ‘absorption of stationary objects into their environment thus leading to effective invisibility’ thing

yeah my to-do list is empty. what do you mean “what about those five items?” those are just part of the ui obviously

napoleonbonerhard:

napoleonbonerhard:

i literally cannot convey how long i fucking laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob

i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career

butch-housewife:

me when i;m bothering you

dehydratedlydia:

clairestrogen:

bagool-the-wizard:

Somebody ate a hole in the flour.


Any idea who it could be?

@dehydratedlydia

even if she did it its just because they dont provide her with her needs

another innocent soul pushed into crime from the system that will punish her

mlm-blues:

i will say ‘it completely slipped my mind’ about things that i have not stopped thinking about for days

blue-darner:

kendothugs:

femmchantress:

Hi pay attention to me I’m so cute and impregnable

image

OP is a tank trying to draw aggro

silky-selkie:

He wants to know if you’d be his valentine

catchymemes:

joasakura:

syn4k:

that-house:

mortalityplays:

the person asserting the make-a-wish child’s right to an aryan doordasher is a she-ra fandom blogger embroiled in callout drama who regularly posts thousand word essays invoking the threat of femicide as the reason taylor swift can’t come out as a lesbian. just for the epistemology of the concepts here.

i’m just so glad to be out on the water

This is one of those posts where you’re ‘just standing on the sidewalk, minding your own business and a primer grey ford pinto full of screaming clowns on fire drives past at high speed, the sound doppler shifting into the distance.

joasakura:

syn4k:

that-house:

mortalityplays:

the person asserting the make-a-wish child’s right to an aryan doordasher is a she-ra fandom blogger embroiled in callout drama who regularly posts thousand word essays invoking the threat of femicide as the reason taylor swift can’t come out as a lesbian. just for the epistemology of the concepts here.

i’m just so glad to be out on the water

This is one of those posts where you’re ‘just standing on the sidewalk, minding your own business and a primer grey ford pinto full of screaming clowns on fire drives past at high speed, the sound doppler shifting into the distance.

scavengedluxury:

Keith Haring’s final public work, “Tuttomondo”, completed in June 1989. Pisa, March 2018. 

s33th1ngg:

leevingthisplace:

this is so bad, I need to (remembers suicide jokes worsen my mental health) be distributed by rusty quill under a creative commons attribution non commercial share-alike 4.0 international license

that-weird-bee:

dragonsrepic1:

tameable50:

ilikedeltarune-notyou:

garbagebinne:

They could turn funny sheet ghost political I know it

Ah fuck here comes the transphobs

Old Outdated oc Redrawn as WHEEZE Meme With it also being Vibrated

ok ig

does that count as a meme?? im just gonna say it does

I got too silly I guess

drakkonyan:

assasinationbycarscoveredinhamrs:

wickedwonderlandd:

teaboot:

fabienneaudeoud:

Oh my god it’s the Pope

Faggotssssssss

@snake-spotted

[read in the homophobic dog memes tone]

giglio-nero-e-bianco:

Saw the meme and could only think of doing this

louisegluckpdf:

hate when people are like “trust your gut! listen to your intuition!” like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

memeuplift:

weaselle:

thyrell:

swagforbirds:

sapper-in-the-wire-old:

scoutsmoocrew:

This person needs to be arrested im going to cry

How do you go through all the effort of setting up a sous vide to do this????

never tell me that magic isnt real ever again when this is clear evidence of a person transmogrifing Meat into Wood

i can transmogrify meat into wood by lookin at pictures of titties if ya get what im sayin

hey, we all love tiddies here but this person has perpetrated a crime against nature and we need you stay focused

everythingfox:

In case you missed it

shrimp-crockpot:

“Kill shelters” are the shelters you need to donate to.

“But shrimp!! Kill shelters are evil!!”

No, shut up, listen to me for a second.

“Kill shelter” is a colloquial term used primarily for Town/City (aka municipal) shelters that rely on incredibly limited government grant funding to operate.

These shelters, by the very nature of their existence, DO NOT HAVE the funds to operate like private rescues do.

On top of this, they’re also *legally required* to take in ANY animal that comes to them. Even if they’re full. Or they’ll lose all of their funding.

This is what leads them to needing to euthanize for space. Is euthanizing for space sad? Yes. But due to the current crisis, it’s also NECESSARY.

These shelters are constantly overfull. They’re STRUGGLING. They don’t have the funds to operate properly. And yet these municipal, government funded, struggling shelters are the same ones that are most likely to be providing care for owned animals in the community

Municipal (“kill”) shelters are the ones hosting low cost spay and neuter clinics. They’re the ones discounting vaccination appointments and microchipping. They’re the ones that have pet food banks so struggling pet owners can feed their pets that week.

These shelters are not evil. They’re doing the absolute best they can with the bare minimum funding they get.

These people are incredibly resourceful and care very deeply about the animals in their care. It breaks their heart every time they have to euthanize an animal that couldn’t get adopted.

These underfunded shelters need your money significantly more than that fancy private rescue you see on TikTok or instagram that has a beautiful facility and has never had to euthanize an animal ever.

Support your local shelters and they will give back to the community thousand fold.

Sincerely, an animal welfare student who’s tired of seeing the hardest working professionals shat on because of circumstances they can’t control.

shrimp-crockpot:

“Kill shelters” are the shelters you need to donate to.

“But shrimp!! Kill shelters are evil!!”

No, shut up, listen to me for a second.

“Kill shelter” is a colloquial term used primarily for Town/City (aka municipal) shelters that rely on incredibly limited government grant funding to operate.

These shelters, by the very nature of their existence, DO NOT HAVE the funds to operate like private rescues do.

On top of this, they’re also *legally required* to take in ANY animal that comes to them. Even if they’re full. Or they’ll lose all of their funding.

This is what leads them to needing to euthanize for space. Is euthanizing for space sad? Yes. But due to the current crisis, it’s also NECESSARY.

These shelters are constantly overfull. They’re STRUGGLING. They don’t have the funds to operate properly. And yet these municipal, government funded, struggling shelters are the same ones that are most likely to be providing care for owned animals in the community

Municipal (“kill”) shelters are the ones hosting low cost spay and neuter clinics. They’re the ones discounting vaccination appointments and microchipping. They’re the ones that have pet food banks so struggling pet owners can feed their pets that week.

These shelters are not evil. They’re doing the absolute best they can with the bare minimum funding they get.

These people are incredibly resourceful and care very deeply about the animals in their care. It breaks their heart every time they have to euthanize an animal that couldn’t get adopted.

These underfunded shelters need your money significantly more than that fancy private rescue you see on TikTok or instagram that has a beautiful facility and has never had to euthanize an animal ever.

Support your local shelters and they will give back to the community thousand fold.

Sincerely, an animal welfare student who’s tired of seeing the hardest working professionals shat on because of circumstances they can’t control.

miscellaneous-marios:

shaddy-bee:

otiksimr:

spitblaze:

ur-daily-inspiration:

Get snailed idiot.

It reminded me of Vegeta in the rain.

sometiktoksarevalid:

cookiecannibal:

garaks-padded-bra:

garaks-padded-bra:

I just got called saying there’s an opening slot for blood tests in 5 minutes and I woke up and made it to the doctors office in that 5. I was dreaming about skyrim 6 minutes ago. Nothing is real

They stole my blood …