that take-out is going to be freezing by the time it gets home.
This is wonderful.
OMG I love this so much. These are my favorite moments in Superhero lore. Stuff where behind the mask we KNOW they’re human and they actually aren’t really aware of how super they’re being. SO good.
I don’t think most people fully appreciate how free it truly is to roam. not far. the close stuff. the nearby buildings. you can actually just go most places, reasonability permitting. there are places you do not go because you do not need to, but you can go there. most buildings are designed to allow people inside of them, you can look around any store, all the sections, and then you may leave
go as high as you can get in every building that permits, and then go back down. some elevators won’t let you do that, but many will. if they ask why you are there, say it is for an interview, wander around a bit, enter the washroom, and if they get suspicious, ask where you are, then apologise. this will only work so many times. if pressed too hard, say you are here for an interview with someone, use your last name for them, and when they say nobody works there with that name, slap your head and leave quickly. if they try to kill you, you’ve entered into the martial portion of your journey, and I can offer you no guidance
literally everything is going to be fine i got a punch card from the hotdog stand down the street from my apartment and it labeled me a “frequent wiener eater”
went back to the hotdog stand couldnt find my frequent wiener eater card in my wallet and the guy said hey dont worry about it ill give you a new one and next time if you bring em both ill consolidate em. Gee thanks man. havent been there since. Now i have two frequent wiener eater cards
eyyyyy. noise cancelling headphones broke. im autistic w pretty bad sensory issues- cant go out in the world without them. tried to tape them and it didn’t work. put two pairs on my amzon wshlist - i prefer the jlab jlux ones bc they’re comfy and work well but ik the tozo ones are cheaper so put both there. would appreciate it. love you all
eyyyyy. noise cancelling headphones broke. im autistic w pretty bad sensory issues- cant go out in the world without them. tried to tape them and it didn’t work. put two pairs on my amzon wshlist - i prefer the jlab jlux ones bc they’re comfy and work well but ik the tozo ones are cheaper so put both there. would appreciate it. love you all
(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool
what do you MEAN you “just” want to use it to synthesize your ideas. What do you think the point of an assignment is. grow up and do the work yourself and book with a tutor or ask the professor if you need help oh my god
when people are like “he’s not even attractive you could find a guy that looks like him at any gas station” i’m like….. well you see there’s beauty everywhere actually
the only good art you’ll ever make is the art you’ll make btw
it doesn’t matter if people will see it. it doesn’t matter if people won’t. it doesn’t matter if you eventually catch a break and amass a big audience. it doesn’t matter if only two people ever like your art for the next seven years. it doesn’t matter if your skills will ever compare to the biggest masters’. it doesn’t matter if your style never progresses past a stage deemed commercial enough. the only good art you’ll ever make is the art you’ll make. you can’t bury soil in soil
figuring out how to get rid of screen addiction is like trying to figure out how to stop a nicotine addiction while also having a job centered around smoking cigarettes and having half your social life be in smoke breaks
having objectively bad grades sucks because it impacts my ability to pursue my education . its hard to make progress in my degree when my college is breathing down my neck. this directly impacts my life, and my self esteem when people are weird about it
tfw “popular” fanon becomes so embedded in a fandom & discussions within fandom spaces that people just start treating it as the default and all interactions with others are coloured by this interpretation. have you considered that I actually don’t subscribe to this take, which is nowhere in the source material? wait nvm, clearly not.
I’m never muting this post I love learning about fandom beef I’d never ever considered before
I started writing House MD fanfic in high school and because my autistic ass got into it so hard I was reading anatomy textbooks on break during my summer job when I was 16 I wrote a bunch of meticulously researched if dramatic and very “written by a 16 year old” fanfic. Like went and joined forums for each condition to describe them as accurately as possible. And like. Accidentally helped like. A bunch of people figure out what was wrong with them by essentially doing fully new medical description research bc I was obsessed with the toxic old man yaoi
“kung pow penis,” a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will
gonna be honest, at some point when “hawk tuah” was a thing i crossed some wires and convinced myself it was something the united states military says as like a weirdo cult chant or whatever, and literally nothing i saw about the phrase countered this idea until i learned where it came from
My coworker asked me a question about Queer culture the other day and it was a really good question but I couldn’t think of a polite way to tell them that they didn’t have the foundational knowledge required to support full comprehension of the answer
Coworker: So why do some people say they’re bisexual and other people say they’re pansexual? They sound like the same thing
Me: Do you want the real answer or the answer that will make sense to you
I hate targeted ads but I also hate the untargeted gambling & ozempic ads (I dont like gambling and if I lost 10 pounds I’d die of malnutrition) maybe the truth lies somewhere inbetween… all ads are bad
The way people comment about adblock when this post was partially inspired by a bunch of weightloss ads I saw on a real physical subway station
You just need to do IRL adblocking with a hammer :3
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