there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word “spicy” to mean “neurodivergent” and one that uses the word “spicy” to mean “sexual content.” i do not like either of them
I use spicy to describe food
my food is mentally ill and I’m putting my dick in it
there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word “spicy” to mean “neurodivergent” and one that uses the word “spicy” to mean “sexual content.” i do not like either of them
I use spicy to describe food
my food is mentally ill and I’m putting my dick in it
there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word “spicy” to mean “neurodivergent” and one that uses the word “spicy” to mean “sexual content.” i do not like either of them
I use spicy to describe food
my food is mentally ill and I’m putting my dick in it
“wealth” means different things to different people. for me it means being able to live quietly and comfortably, adopt a pet, donate to charities I care about, be able to take care of myself in my old age, and eventually leave an inheritance to my loved ones, who will then be forced by the stipulations of my will to be locked at midnight in a Mystery Mansion and solve an elaborate series of puzzles while being mysteriously killed off one by one. and i don’t think that’s so much to ask
it’s good that we’re saying “i don’t feel guilty about pleasure im not Catholic” but we also need to start saying “i don’t feel self-righteous about being overworked I’m not Puritan”
Jet from atla is so funny bc like, he’s fighting zuko and taunting him being like “bet you wanna use some fire instead of those swords, dont u fireboy” which is a funny thing to say to a guy who is clearly very eager to fight using swords
someone pointed out (1) time how big of an a-hole move it would have seemed like for jet to accuse the kid with the giant visible burn scar on his face of fire bending.
not only was zuko very clearly eager to fight using swords, i’m betting several members of that crowd were also eager to see zuko kick jet’s ass with said swords
Epic tag discourse going on here
# There is no good conclusion to come to about Zuko’s scar.
This is the truth. Zuko’s scar is too carefully placed and too old to be anything other than the act of a firebender deliberately burning a child. A child who would have been held or restrained in some way for the damage to be so contained.
That’s the sort of thing that once the tea shop patrons realized that, it didn’t matter where “Li” was from, only that he never be forced to go back.
# There is no
good conclusion to come to
about Zuko’s scar.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
In Super Mario Sunshine, the Toads in Delfino Plaza are always seen worrying about Peach after her kidnapping. However, their expressions only become distraught when Mario approaches. As long as he is far away, their faces are happy.
Today, we take a moment to celebrate a historic milestone - the anniversary of South Africa legalizing same-sex marriage. 🇿🇦🏳️🌈 On this remarkable day, South Africa not only became the first country in Africa to recognize love in all its forms, but also set a precedent for human rights and equality across the globe. This day serves as a reminder of the progress we’ve made, and the work that still needs to be done. Let’s continue to fight for love, acceptance, and equality for all. Today we celebrate love, human rights, and the beautiful rainbow nation of South Africa. 🌈❤️
THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE IN THE NOTES WHO THINK THINK THIS IS A RECENT LEGALISATION???
PISS ON THE POOR WEBSITE FOR SURE. Girlies we legalised it before the UK and the USA, we were the 5th country on the planet to do so, you not look down on us like this.
were you perpetually and exclusively praised for what you could one day become, instead of what you were, leading you to a lifetime of feeling like you were not only never good enough, but that the best thing about you was a future that would never come, that constantly felt like it was slipping away? Did you become so afraid of closing doors, of losing that one good thing, that potential, that you stagnated at the crossroads until your life began to rot around you and the asphalt ground to gravel and the roads grew ever rougher, the doors closing one by one even as you tried in vain to keep them open, instead of choosing a path and committing to a direction for your own progress? Did you watch the best thing about you, the one thing you were praised for, slowly collapse in your arms as you tried desperately and hopelessly to save it, finding yourself kneeling in the ruins of your unexplored promise, looking for a way out, and wondering if there was no where else to go? no way forward? When someone tells you they’re proud of you, that they love you for who you are, that what you are is good enough, do you cry? do you struggle to believe them? do you have to try your damnedest just to make yourself hear the words? Do you wonder if, one day, you’ll learn to be happy with who you are?
Loved the follow up to this where the neighbor was confronting her about this video and she was gaslighting her neighbor again by askin if all viatnamese people look the same to them
just giving the whole thing away huh, from how easy it is for any given gringo to do international interference, to how their racial hierarchy influences their whole worldview
if you are the type of person to tell a girl to stop driving around with an adult sized plastic skeleton strapped into the backseat of her car do not imagine even for one second that you could ever score a girl who would drive around with an adult sized plastic skeleton in the backseat of her car
he said it would “scare the kids”
children love my skeleton
woman rolled her window down at the stoplight today to tell me how much her kids were LOVING the skeleton
children love me, tumblr users want me carnally. for my skeleton.
Computers are very simple you see we take the hearts of dead stars and we flatten them into crystal chips and then we etch tiny pathways using concentrated light into the dead star crystal chips and if we etch the pathways just so we can trick the crystals into doing our thinking for us hope this clears things up.
How does it feel to be the most Galaxy Brained person in this entire thread
Well that certainly belongs on the post
why would this distress you friend the dead star crystal chips are just singing to each other with invisible ripples in the fabric of reality itself perfectly normal stuff
GLORIOUS GLORIOUS NERDERY singing dead star crystal edition
the only roman emperor i respect is honorius because, during his reign, rome was sacked, and when someone brought him the news that rome had perished he freaked out bc he thought they were talking about his pet bird named “rome,” and when they explained that they were talking about the city he was like “oh thank god. who gives a shit”
shouldve called his ass hilarious
“At that time they say that the Emperor Honorius in Ravenna received the message from one of the eunuchs, evidently a keeper of the poultry, that Rome had perished. And he cried out and said, ‘And yet it has just eaten from my hands!’ For he had a very large cock, Rome by name; and the eunuch comprehending his words said that it was the city of Rome which had perished at the hands of Alaric, and the emperor with a sigh of relief answered quickly: 'But I thought that my fowl Rome had perished.’ So great, they say, was the folly with which this emperor was possessed.” —Procopius, The Vandalic War (III.2.25–26)
Still thinking about when my gf and I were in big Tesco and we saw an armed copgoing through self checkout so my gf started loudly saying “omg why does he have a gun in big Tesco what the fuck” and then I pointed out what he was buying and we both started hooting and screaming with laughter until he looked at us sheepishly and my gf said “you should quit your job” and he said “yeah uh” and power walked out of the shop
Still thinking about when my gf and I were in big Tesco and we saw an armed copgoing through self checkout so my gf started loudly saying “omg why does he have a gun in big Tesco what the fuck” and then I pointed out what he was buying and we both started hooting and screaming with laughter until he looked at us sheepishly and my gf said “you should quit your job” and he said “yeah uh” and power walked out of the shop
So the slur song has finally dropped out of the top 100, but I don’t think I will ever forget that there was a brief moment when the official US charts included Chappell Roan, Lady Gaga, Sabrina Carpenter and somehow Bigfoots BIggest Fan (!?!?!).
Its an incredible once in a lifetime thing to experience so thankyou all so so much from the bottom of my heart <3
This is 100% more tumblr’s song more than mine, and so much credit also has to go to @beholdingslut and @saintemiliosandoz whose original post and comment started it all. Hopefully we’ve raised a bit of money for charity while showing the tumblr is capable of as a community when you all set their minds to doing something truly, incredibly stupid (in the best possible way).
Love and thanks,
Bigfoot’s Biggest Fan
One day we’ll figure out how to actually channel this power for good
on some level it makes sense that when i ask an LLM for a book rec on a given topic it will just make one up, like, “which books exist” is a totally arbitrary fact, its crazy that somehow predicting the most likely token correctly identifies books that actually exist much of the time. but it’s such a bizarre experience. the idea of someone giving you the title, author, and publishing year of a book, with some specific details about it too, and the book being totally fictional, is kind of freaky. like. if someone did that to you in real life, that guy would be real weirdo
It’s actually a somewhat well known subtype of compulsive lying. Obviously, as with all psychological diagnoses, you have to take this with a grain of salt. I think it’s been removed from more recent editions of the DSM. But if you want to read about it you can look at chapter 3 of Burkheim’s CompulsiveDisorders, where he talks about compulsive lying and describes this subclassification in a bit of detail. I don’t think he’s a Freudian but he says some Freudian-ish stuff (the book is from the 60s or 70s I think so you could get away with that), like he describes people who compulsively talk about not just books but films, magazines, etc. that don’t exist, and basically claims that the motivation is to protect the ego by “positioning oneself as a bearer and arbiter of obscure knowledge, always with a hand on the gate, as it were, by virtue of its fabricated nature and therefore its inherently internal locus”. Interesting that he kind of preempts the notion of “gatekeeping”, if nothing else.
i guess before the internet this was a much more viable strategy like. how is someone gonna call you on it? it’s in the library back home. at my house? no. in the city i grew up. many miles away. its a rare and treasured book. thats why all the libraries youre checking dont have it
Max is doing a bit here afaict there is no Burkheim Compulsive Disorders
oh my god. oh my god they got me. goddamit. im high but i totally would have fallen for this sober. i was kind of excited to read about this disorder..
“weird that AI does bits”, says guy on the doing bits website
See, this is the kind of thing we were talking about earlier. This sort of thing is very queer. Q4Q. (Funny it should happen to come up 2x in one day.)
abled bodied people also need to understand that, for physically disabled people resting isn’t “free time” that you can use up with assigning us tasks or duties because you’re busy. it’s an essential part of managing disability and some of us have a hard limit that we’re avoiding by having days where we do nothing.
sorry if this is going off topic or your point, but this is also true for a lot of mental disabilities! Rest is a central need for health!
ATE AN ENTIRE FUCKING LEMON. HE DIDN’T SQUEEZE IT OUT ONTO ANYTHING. HE DIDN’T CUT IT INTO PIECES. HE DIDN’T EVEN SKIN IT. HE JUST STUFFED THE ENTIRE LEMON INTO HIS MOUTH AND SWALLOWED. I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO HORRIBLE IN MY LIFE
ALT
