February 2025

hawberries:

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hi I am spectacularly late this year but I promised Dungeon Meshi valentine’s cards and so here they are

lamefuckboy:

im-a-walking-paradox:

hip-hop-lifestyle:

what if your friend had a freak accident where his thang got cut off and he need a dick transplant and he ask you for 3 inches

how he gon ask me for all I got

slimegirlwarlock:

remember when you could make a living on the website making silly mousegirl puns? these days you have to be knowledgeable about cursed eyes, princess/knight/maid dynamics, 8th century occult texts, dolls, demon blades, et cetera to even break 1000 notes

slimegirlwarlock:

remember when you could make a living on the website making silly mousegirl puns? these days you have to be knowledgeable about cursed eyes, princess/knight/maid dynamics, 8th century occult texts, dolls, demon blades, et cetera to even break 1000 notes

catcrumb:

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thundergrace:

Black history…. history as in about five minutes ago. Alive and well and tweeting about being the first Black girl at a school after desegregation.

gerardwayslips:

caitmayart:

Feeling rough lately.

There’s a quote from the AIDS epidemic I keep saying to myself, “Bury your friends in the morning, protest in the afternoon, and Dance all Night”

Don’t feel guilty for creating beauty, for having moments where you laugh and feel good while the world falls apart around you. Because being miserable and consumed with the bad does no one any good. Dance all night to give yourself strength to bury your friends in the morning.

We will persevere. We will survive. And when it feels like you can’t take another step, I’ll hold your hand and take it with you.

fishyfishyfishtimes:

cupcakeshakesnake:

Inb4 I got a note from a bear and a sidequest from a raccoon

Beautiful words from @sturgeonposting

parakeet:

froody:

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ahagoat:

parakeet:

parakeet:

my dad was outside feeding the slugs cucumber slices earlier

he was like ‘thats the same one from last night!’ (he was feeding the slugs cucumber slices last night too) im like man you’ve been spending too much time with the neighbourhood slugs if you can tell them apart

Friendship comes in many forms. Don’t get in the way of a man and his friendly slug friends

you’re right sorry dad for my crimes

This made me laugh cus it’s actually really accurate. Like one time he called me downstairs to see the ‘cutest thing ever’ and it was three slugs of varying sizes eating cat food and he said ‘they are a family!! Just like us!!’

parakeet:

froody:

parakeet:

ahagoat:

parakeet:

parakeet:

my dad was outside feeding the slugs cucumber slices earlier

he was like ‘thats the same one from last night!’ (he was feeding the slugs cucumber slices last night too) im like man you’ve been spending too much time with the neighbourhood slugs if you can tell them apart

Friendship comes in many forms. Don’t get in the way of a man and his friendly slug friends

you’re right sorry dad for my crimes

This made me laugh cus it’s actually really accurate. Like one time he called me downstairs to see the ‘cutest thing ever’ and it was three slugs of varying sizes eating cat food and he said ‘they are a family!! Just like us!!’

iris-of-the-lambs:

iris-of-the-lambs:

was suddenly moved to draw a toony sort of character design .. but this is a bit too close to 2013 tumblr sexyman for my own comfort

idk why this has been suddenly getting notes again but scytheguy says thank you

honeysuckleporridge:

pseudocyan:

c-53:

I completely flooded the back of house today and everyone failed to react like a human. The person who noticed tried to alert me by standing directly behind me, pointing at the floor, and going ‘water’. And when I turned and looked, all I could muster was ‘oh thats cool.’ Really calmly.

And then my manager darted for the mop bucket like CAN YOU TWO DO SOMETHJNG PLEASE STOP JUST WATCHING IT

literally this

dumbpuppyfag:

stop trying to suck me off i’m not done telling jokes

damnfandomproblems:

Fandom Problem #7636:

I can’t take adults seriously in fandom discourse because of how immature they often are. You got adults between ages 20 and 40 years old arguing and harassing people over fictional characters and ships, making it their entire personality. They have black-and-white mindsets, believing anyone who doesn’t blindly agree with them is the “enemy” and attacks them.

At least with minors, there’s a great chance of them outgrowing this behavior and cringing when they remember how awful they used to be, but full-grown adults? They refused to mature past high school.

aspiringwarriorlibrarian:

lassieposting:

cactuskat:

appendingfic:

bongjoonheaux:

when a cultural activity easily allows you to let small children participate

alternatively, a child dragon being greeted by the clan

The gather to meet the youngling

Have y'all ever seen that video of elephants in a sanctuary absolutely booking it across the enclosure to meet the New Baby, because

I love how they’re clearly walking in formation until one of them sees the baby dragon and then they immediately all run over.

lizardsfromspace:

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You know AI guys are living in another reality bc the amount of terror I would feel if a computer sent me, unprompted, an image of a blank-expression copy of myself trapped in a endless hallway of mirrors is frankly indescribable

jammespotter:

so I went to the counseling center at my school to set up an appointment etc etc and I know they have a therapy dog there and I was like “where’s the dog?” and the receptionist was like ‘oh I’m sorry, she’s in a meeting right now’ and I look over at the other room and there is a fucking dog sitting in a chair at a long table sitting next to all these people in business suits and I felt like I was in a dream

steelycunt:

he would not fucking say that he would not fucking want a nuclear family

throathole:

I feel like normies think of tumblr as the fanart and aesthetic and gifset website but real tumblrinas know that our most culturally significant output and our lifeblood is the humble text post

throathole:

I feel like normies think of tumblr as the fanart and aesthetic and gifset website but real tumblrinas know that our most culturally significant output and our lifeblood is the humble text post

emoooii:

Those spotify wrapped, official cotl posts, live in my head rent free.

catmask:

figured id share this here (the original poster is the sc at the bottom!)

chaos-triangle:

fusciaguardian:

fluffylandshark:

thestoryofaslut:

escuerzoresucitado:

about fucking time

Reblog to give the prev person some dopamine.

finally

now i can log off

Here ya go!

adastrabbit:

comic i made based on a vc conversation about “a stoner comedy where they hit buddha with their car”

krissytransmom:

highfiverandom:

krissytransmom:

annelidist:

i keep meeting transfems whose personalities are like, gaping wounds. girls who’ve been stomped on over and over until they start thinking they’re uniquely evil and they deserve it. people shouldn’t be allowed to treat us like this.

It hurts to see people I care about think they deserve to be mistreated.

This is making me cry

Thank you for including those tags. I need to save that and post it on a few discords every once in a while

reliand:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

imagine if werewolf knots were square

Blocked. Have a rancid day.

ratliker1917:

The concept of “spyware” has disappeared from the common internet lingo after it became the case that the word could now be used to describe nearly every major website and a huge percentage of the most commonly-used software.

ratliker1917:

The concept of “spyware” has disappeared from the common internet lingo after it became the case that the word could now be used to describe nearly every major website and a huge percentage of the most commonly-used software.

hatsunemiku-official:

kasaneteto-official:

hatsunemiku-official:

sorry for not posting much! they only let me out twice a month

Let you out of what, Miku?

zip file

charl0ttan:

cant dm my mutuals like a normal person so i have to think of ridiculous things to post so i can maybe get an Interaction from them passivestyle

foreman:

gayvampyr:

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apartment. i’m at my apartment

depsidase:

churchbathroom:

A simple green onion will rock your world

fallout-lou-begas:

fallout-lou-begas:

pukicho:

Here man. some Shrapnel for you

cryptotheism:

chthonicgodling:

chthonicgodling:

Britney Spears just posted the entirety of the cursed video from The Ring on her Insta for literally no reason. This sounds like a shitpost and it is Not

I even watched the whole thing to see if it was like a joke edited in or something. it… is Not. lmao lmao

hello?????? hello?????????????????

toki-toro:

What is tumblr trying to tell me

deep-state-partisan:

anthysoprano:

using the bus tracker app is like. oh it’s going to be here in three minutes. now it’s five minutes. oh the bus has killed itself