February 2025

mrscancelled-1:

argumate:

obvious step would be for the EU to immediately block Twitter, that would also be pretty funny

melonfacade:

friendlyfangs:

This drawing every day shit is east. #MyCircle

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

Last night we let Nothing speak. Last night was no movie, no image, a blank page. got so fucked up last night off zero drinks that i ended up making no actions, much to the embarrassment of no one, who wasn’t there.

neonstatic:

velvetvetiver:

[ID: Tweet by Wheatus Apologist @ _GhostFuneral on December 23, 2020 that says, “whole new type of guy in my dms.” Attached is a screenshot of a Twitter message that reads: “hi !! i noticed that u often refer 2 people who make music as ‘artists’,,, this is something people like me who draw things 4 a living have been trying to move away from. i recommend u refer to them as murtists!! thankx for understanding !!!” End ID]

theconcealedweapon:

comment-tube:

patentlyabsurdrpgideas:

drtrinitysantos:

sdxfcgvzdxfcgvhzdxfcgvhbjnkmlcgvhbjnk science

I firmly believe that this is the purpose of sites like Youtube - I’m sure we all want to see this now, and here are links to a few good videos I’ve found.

ironpour:

sketti

aveloka-draws:

Promised liberator of The One Who Waits

frightvale:

i somehow ended up on a radical christian website and this was their system of upvotes and downvotes. Bless. 

garbuge:

my family wasn’t this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you’re not allowed to eat the “five pungent vegetables”, onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, “one sip of this, and you’ll be reincarnated as a flea.”

glamrockmike:

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

ghostpalmtechnique:

math checks

hi!

i hope i did you justice!! made him to remind me to stay silly. little guy’s now chilling in my shelf

have a good day <3

teaboot:


OH MY GOSH MY ENTIRE HEART IS BURSTING???

YES!! Stay SILLY!!!!!! ♥️♥️♥️😭♥️🌈🥺🩷🥺🩷🥺💓💓🥺😭💕💞❣️😊🥺❣️💞💕🐟⛰️😭😭and THANK YOU!!!

gamemakerm:

chaser:

So we’ve been having a bit of a debate in the office because we wanted to do the headline “Local man gives up sugar for 12 minutes” but then overdoing the “local man” trope is a bit male-centric, so we considered “Local woman” but then that sounds like we’re typecasting women so that wasn’t great either, but I think we’ve finally found a worthy compromise:

panqlao:

Be prepared for the same question for the next few years 💜💚🙏🏻

theshitpostcalligrapher:

swordshapedleaves:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

ottermatopoeia:

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sacred-portal:

I love the implication here that the beautiful hand drawn calligraphy of @theshitpostcalligrapher is just another novelty font anyone can use on tumblr

well i mean. anyone CAN use the novelty font, you just gotta put an unholy number of hours and litres of ink into your life

(also this is one of the originals that’s up for grabs on my shop atm so thats the other way i spose)

aveloka-draws:

aveloka-draws:

Mystic seller wants a closer look of the dramaaa

Prev - part 5 - next

Mystic popcorn

lucy-is-bored:

vexwerewolf:

straightedgesavior434:

Green is correct and a hero and a saint and I would surrender at least one (1) of my treasured possessions to them (it would have a headphone jack)

Kevin has gotten the death penalty.

diluftmensch:

damn, she’s a bad bitch. oh they’re nonbinary? my bad. damn, they’re a bad person

hiddensandtrap:

buckingfaseball:

here’s the story. i know expressvpn has been recommended in some 🏴‍☠️ how-to posts but it is not trustworthy. the parent company, kape technologies, not only used to distribute malate but has ties to multiple state surveillance agencies. and be careful where you look for info about good vpns, because kape technologies owns a bunch of “vpn review” sites too

In case anyone can’t read the article for whatever reasons, the VPNs acquired are:

ExpressVPN

Private Internet Access

Zenmate

CyberGhost

And the VPN review sites they purchased are:

vpnMentor

Wizcase

So if you use any of those, time to look for other options.

foone:

foone:

A screenshot of Dollmare, showing a safety sign with a "no" symbol over a Multiocular O symbolALT

(INCORRECT) MULTIOCULAR O SPOTTED IN DOLLMARE!

SHOUT OUT TO THE OBSCURE UNICODE FANDOM!

So the Cyrillic letter O is sometimes written with a dot inside (Ꙩ) in 14-15th century texts, primarily in the word “eye”. There’s also a double-dotted version (Ꙫ) and double eyed- version (Ꙭ) .

And single manuscript in Old Church Slavonic from the 15th century uses a multi-ocular O.

Handwritten cyrillic text featuring a 10-eyed OALT

in the sentence “many-eyed seraphim”.

So in 2007 this symbol was proposed for inclusion in unicode, then added the next year, but it was done incorrectly. We got the 7-eyed version!

A seven-eyed multiocular-OALT

in 2020, there was a twitter thread talking about this symbol, and a linguist notices that the symbol didn’t match the one in the manuscript, and it was fixed in Unicode 15, released in 2020. Finally, the 10-eyed seraphim!

A ten-eyed Multiocular O ALT

But it takes time for fonts to be updated. Yours probably still draws it as 7-eyed. Here it is:

lonelycity:

kat irlin

everythingfox:

Does he know how to kick flip?

beesandwasps:

kawaiite-mage:

trump in 2016: if they run bernie I’m fucked

trump in 2020: if they run bernie I’m fucked

trump in 2024: if kamala runs on anything remotely leftist I’m fucked

liberals for all eternity: we need to be even more conservative than the republicans to win

Come to think of it:

This is not a new problem. Back in 2000, as everybody knows, Al Gore lost to George W. Bush, specifically by losing Florida. Democrats placed the blame for this on the Green Party, but exit polling showed that there were around 10 times as many registered Democrats who voted for Bush as there were people of any affiliation who voted Green. When asked why they voted for Bush, the general reply was “Gore kept saying he would govern just like Bush, so we voted for the one who also promised to lower our taxes.”

Do you use Linux as your primary OS? y/n

apolladay:


Do you use Linux as your primary OS?

yes

no

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exorcismpersonified-deactivated:

reblog to tell your mutual you’re proud of them and it’ll all work out

melled42:

hootispootis:

foreskin narinder having a mental breakdown in the bar

i gave him life

girldraki:

girldraki:

girldraki:

girldraki:

Sleep deprived blank remembers how normie mental health discourse goes. No survivors

Is this REALLY the hill we all need to be dying on

Us five minutes before three hour scrupulosity spiral

They’re making mental health neopronouns and they’re not even coherent ones

reasonandfaithinharmony:

So January was 17 weeks long. And February is 3 and a half horrifying days. Do I have that right?

kermittingacrime:

fallout-lou-begas:

spleenyz:

memewhore:

image

ask and you shall receive.

reblog if you dont have a bra on

nerunodaisuki:

theconcealedweapon:

Parents think it’s a sin for their children to disobey them. Parents think it’s okay to assault their children in order to instill the fear of God in them.

Those parents are prime examples of using the lord’s name in vain. But they don’t want their children to know that. So they instead invent some bullshit definition.

amvs:

amvs:

amvs:

amvs:

amvs:

what are you guys’ most “tumblr is a website” moments

off to a great start everyone

i’ve been reading the tags all day i truly cannot pick a favorite so here’s more

yeehawpim:

yeehawpim:

Black and white comic organized with 4 rectangle panels per page. They are oriented like portraits. Drawings are simple and digital.
Text: People love a lot of things I don't understand until they explain
Background is black at the top of the page and fade's to white halfway down.
Panel 1: Person without any features except dot eyes has a frustrated wrinkle between their eyes. They are at a desk writing on a piece of hole punched paper. They have a thought bubble that says, "Writing essays was boring to me in high school"
Panel 2: The panel is a piece of hole punched paper with indistinct writing on it. In the bottom right corner someone has graded it with a B. The B has a circle around it.
Panel 3: Close-up of a column of youtube thumbnails. The one in the middle has a picture of a woman and a man's face. Though they have minimal features, the woman has a ponytail and bangs and the man has a band-aid on his nose and a scruffy beard. The line-art of them is in red.
Text in the top thumbnail: But now I re-watch video essays about movies I've never watched
Panel 3: The person with dot eyes now sits in front of a computer and keyboard. They have a cowboy hat on and their mouth is slightly open in a frown as a tear falls from one eye.
Text: all made with love and careALT
Same panel format
Text: Math was confusing and anxiety-inducing
Panel 1: An adult with no features but an open mouth stands in front of a blackboard holding a long stick. They have 3 radiating lines coming from them indicating speech. The silhouette of a kid sitting at a desk is in the foreground, watching.
Panel 2: The kid sitting at the desk is now facing forward so you can see them with the wrinkle between their eyes as they complete a scantron test. They have a pencil in one hand and are touching their cheek with stress in the other. A thought bubble emerges from them with a bunch of numbers, mathematical signs, letters, and question marks.
Panel 3: A close-up of a hand holding a phone where a video plays. The video is of a man with no hair sitting on a chair talking. A red speech bubble emerges from them in the shape of a book titled "HUMBLE PI" The author is "MATT PARKER"
Text: But listening to interviews about books people wrote makes me think
Panel 4: The person wearing the cowboy hat is looking down with a shocked open mouth. They have earbuds in and a speech bubble that says, "Oh."
Text: "Of course there's beauty there."ALT
4 panel format is broken. The 4 panels can be seen drifting vaguely to the bottom right, getting skewed horizontally along the way. The 4rth panel in the bottom right is obscured completely.
Drawings in red line art of various objects fall to the bottom right of the page, increasing in number. There is a large tree, a kendama, an angler fish, playing cards, marbles, a toy car... etcALT
Text: Of all the worries I have, I don't think being unlovable is one of them
Red objects emerge from the top left corner and fall towards the bottom right, decreasing in number and size. There is a bicycle, a hurdy gurdy, a world map, nail polish... etc, ending in the person with the cowboy hat, now smiling and drawn in red line art.
They are partially inside the fourth panel, which is positioned upright in the same spot as when the panels were organized.
Text: I'm not so unique as to be an exception in a world of lovable things
Watermark intersecting the bottom cent er of the panel border: @yeehawpimALT

The videos referenced are the video essay about Blade Runner 2049 by @ladyknightthebrave and an interview between Adam Savage and Matt Parker about his book “Humble Pi: When Math Goes Wrong in the Real World”

go give them a watch they’re super cool!

Black and white sticker illustration of the handwritten text, "I AM NOT AN EXCEPTION IN A WORLD OF LOVABLE THINGS" The last two words have a background of a large red heart with pink lines showing different shapes like bread, stars, flowers, and sparkles. The "I" is also red.
Background: Blue.
Watermark: @yeehawpimALT
4 stickers on a wooden surface next to a tape measure. Each is about 3 by 3 inches. They have no watermark. The sticker illustration of "I am not an exception in a world of lovable things" is among them, with stickers of a creature with flower petals like a lion mane and a sticker depicting cowboy hat and boots with the text "PRONOUNS. YEE/HAW"ALT

💖Made a sticker for this comic!💖

$3usd

thearwenschild:

The Far Right is Rising in the Land of ‘Never Again’

Jan Böhmermann talks about the upcoming elections, the rise of the far-right Afd, and how a country can deal with our history and how we can never let it happen again.

adz:

blackthornsallie:

cityofacorns:

jeffgerstmann:

More of my emails should start “hello pervert.”

Okay, I need to break off here.

This happened to me a month ago and it’s terrifying because the email comes from them spoofing your emails.

It’s also antisemetic and plays into it at one point. (It claims the spyware used was developed by Israel). No, the “hackers” bought your information from databank lists.

Also it claims to know you’re porn history and will use it to ruin your life unless you pay them. With anti-porn laws coming into place, this will get worse.

Please talk about this scam and help people stay safe. It’s pretty new.


For anyone who might need some extra reassurance about how fake these emails are


Check your “sent” folder

dear-ao3:

beautifulterriblequeen:

its-your-mind:

glowcowboy:

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

We are each other’s night sky. No one is alone here.

night sky continues to get brighter. theres always people here for you

r0zeclawz:

sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source

whale-shark-detector:

the-real-seebs:

postcards-from-absurdland:

norealdestination:

khaldurahm-kal-el:

chronotriggerwarning:

m–ood:

Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire

Reblog to actually save a life

To explain. The latter works because you’re cutting off the supply of oxygen to the fire and suffocating it

as opposed to slapping oxygen inside the pan with the downward motion

Reblogging, because this is so important. When I was learning how to cook for myself in my tweens, I had at least a five years of fire safety seminars from school drilling this into my head, and I STILL had that instinctive put-the-fire-out-with-water reflex. Didn’t even think. I saw our oily burner catch fire after frying eggs, whipped around towards the sink for water, and my brain immediately screamed NO!!! NO WATER! I mean that fire safety stuff straight up bitchslapped me out of REFLEXIVELY setting my house on fire. I found a pot lid and inched it over the burner before turning off the heat. Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.

“Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.”

i try to reblog this every few times i see it because you might someday need to know how to put out a fire.

Whale shark approved post!

frustratedasatruar:

transfemgabriellamontez:

werethropy:

“The nonbinary afab who goes by she/her, dresses femininely, and uses a push-up bra when I—” when you what? What’s wrong with her?

Is she not nonbinary enough for you? Is the way she experiences her queerness and how she presents not perfect enough for you? Nonbinary people don’t owe you androgyny, right? So why is she the exception? Why does she have to hate herself to appeal to your standards? Why is she any less trans—any less worthy of respect—cause it’s “not visible”? Queer solidarity my ass. Don’t spout this bullshit on Pride, man.

This, but also for enby amabs going by he/him and with hairy chests and beards

horrorsequel:

my fav type of wiki citation

patentlyabsurdrpgideas:

drtrinitysantos:

sdxfcgvzdxfcgvhzdxfcgvhbjnkmlcgvhbjnk science

I firmly believe that this is the purpose of sites like Youtube - I’m sure we all want to see this now, and here are links to a few good videos I’ve found.

inkieswirlsgaming:

whatsupwalnut:

imissthembutitwasntadisaster:

“the world isn’t kind” ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

“the world isnt kind” skill issue. I am

This is a threat

god-offical:

I haven’t seen anyone post about this but GUYS! Pluto was discovered 95 years ago as of yesterday!

alice-za-kat:

Little Ghost, what have you done?

nightbringer24:

danthesantana:

diamondguls:

romanpaulov:

Zelenogorsk is sand bathing

Zelenogorsk is sand bathing

Zelenogorsk is sand bathing

Zelenogorsk is sand bathing