February 2025

eraserheadbabycat:

Not to be dramatic but this is a massive fucking deal and I legitimately hope every single politician dies.

spicymochi:

he is sitting and pondering

soup-mother:

the problem with dyson spheres is they only work during the daytime

philosophybits:

“Whether or not we continue to enforce a universal conception of human rights at moments of outrage and incomprehension, precisely when we think that others have taken themselves out of the human community as we know it, is a test of our very humanity.”

— Judith Butler, Precarious Life

genderkoolaid:

passworddots:

thestuffedalligator:

I know that officially Doctor Mario is just Mario dressed as a doctor, but I choose to believe that he’s Mario from an alternate timeline because it’s the option that lends itself to shenanigans.

Doctor Mario: Welp gotta head home. It’s our anniversary tomorrow and we’ve got an early flight to Delfino we have to catch

Mario:

Doctor Mario: Y’know most people follow that up with a little, ‘hey, happy anniversary’ or-

Mario: You’re married??

Doctor Mario:

Doctor Mario: You’re not????

Mario: No!! Who are you married to?????

Doctor Mario: To Tony!!!

Mario:

Doctor Mario:

Mario: WHO’S TONY??????

Doctor Mario: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘WHO’S TONY’???????????

I had to visualize this conversation so that my soul could rest.

#it’s princess peach but he transitioned#to prince tony

mesetacadre:

mesetacadre:

the common loon is a special animal. sex isn’t possible

sex isn’t possible

honeyrolls:

Croissant Donuts

3000s:

3000s:

nothing bottom jeans and boots with the nothing

the whole club was gone

solidwater05:

rumade:

Is your barren lawn getting you down?

a photo of a British 1930s semi detached house with a green closely mowed lawn outside. in the middle is a single allium flower, just past the peak blooming stage. it sticks out like a sore thumb or a tennis ball on a bamboo caneALT

Try a single allium!

a close up of the lone allium flower in the lawn ALT

You surely won’t regret planting and painstakingly mowing around a single allium

[PT: Is your barren lawn getting you down? Try a single allium!

You surely won’t regret planting and painstakingly mowing around a single allium /End PT]

foone:

anarchistmemecollective:

segamascott:

#our beautiful queens are at it againALT

I wonder if they’re hiring

lizardmonet:

transmechanicus:

‘You should only send hearts to ppl you’re romantically involved with’

WRONG! BOUNDLESS PLATONIC LOVE, WARMTH, AND ENTHUSIASM BE UPON YE!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

official-lauchzwiebel:

toskarin:

fresh green onions on top of hot noodles and anything is possible

Official-Lauchzwiebel-Post

segamascott:

dacuslucy:

dacuslucy:

dacuslucy:

i went to i love you island

i went there

i went to i love you island because i love you

beingcuteismything:

yotaasuke:

vang0bus:

vang0bus:

aratakichiban:

gender-void-partially-stars:

aratakichiban:

gender-void-partially-stars:

why is france called the hexagon when its abundantly clear that it’s a pentagon

what

mmm i guess i see it i was definitely seeing 1 and 2 as one side plus the left and right sides slope out more

yeah tbh i see how you can see 1 and 2 as one side

actually its a decagon

careful apollo might hear you

ok but if we r being really pedantic it’s a triacontakaipentagon (35 sides)

Tumblr accidentally rediscovers the coastline paradox

beingcuteismything:

yotaasuke:

vang0bus:

vang0bus:

aratakichiban:

gender-void-partially-stars:

aratakichiban:

gender-void-partially-stars:

why is france called the hexagon when its abundantly clear that it’s a pentagon

what

mmm i guess i see it i was definitely seeing 1 and 2 as one side plus the left and right sides slope out more

yeah tbh i see how you can see 1 and 2 as one side

actually its a decagon

careful apollo might hear you

ok but if we r being really pedantic it’s a triacontakaipentagon (35 sides)

Tumblr accidentally rediscovers the coastline paradox

jumex:

Keep scrolling guys we’re almost there

gay-for-fingerless-gloves:

crtter:

crtter:

Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff”

Me: *doing something for hours on end without stopping*

Someone: Hey, are you there? I was just wondering if you’d like to-

Me:

For every single person in the notes going “yeah” or “same” or something like that…

emojiburst:

emojiburst:

He’s not perfect, but I love him all the same.

emojiburst:

ghostssmoke:

Omen

emojiburst:

For the Gummigoo request, I hope this makes you happy! Go on, you sweet cowboy!!

emojiburst:

Guys.

Look at what I made.

emojiburst:

emojiburst:

emojiburst:

emojiburst:

Brand New Blog FAQ (Simplified!)

1. Emojis are free to use, always. No credit needed, but always appreciated. ☺️

2. Fandom suggestions are always free. Requests are also always free. 💸

3. Personalized OC emojis are $1 each. 💰

4. Please check out my store! (Link below the cut)

5. Nice asks make me happy. If you send me or have ever sent me a nice compliment in an ask, thank you so much. 💕😏

6. I love it when people spam likes, reblogs, go back and give love to something posted forever ago.. It’s still something I worked hard on and it deserves to be seen, even months or years later. Please don’t be shy about it, I squeal and kick my feet when people do it. 🥹😘

7. Remember, you can also make stickers on Discord. If an emoji you want to use is too small, try a sticker instead! ✅

8. If you’re reading this, I love you. 💕💒

Keep reading

emojiburst:

emojiburst:

emojiburst:

I filled my queue up with new emojis for you (26 of them!!) AND I have a new Etsy store.

My other one was selling a lot before it got shut down and starting from scratch sucks, but I know I can do it again if I put the same level of effort in. I also drew a lot of emojis for here, I didn’t forget about it. I’d never forget about you, I love you. <3

Consider checking it out if you feel like it, right here!

scarf-it-box:

lux-in-the-night:

This what not what i was expected from the comments-

totallyuniquelily:

friendly-asteroid:

friendly-asteroid:

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

Excellent. Here she is, being super brave:

lesb0:

lesb0:

please be the hot new trend for next year. Please

worst possible takeaway from the novel about an antihumanist idiot who commits suicide through sheer hubristic stupidity, but also the best possible outcome. children are reading and writing novels FOR FUN again!!

lesb0:

lesb0:

please be the hot new trend for next year. Please

worst possible takeaway from the novel about an antihumanist idiot who commits suicide through sheer hubristic stupidity, but also the best possible outcome. children are reading and writing novels FOR FUN again!!

lesb0:

lesb0:

please be the hot new trend for next year. Please

worst possible takeaway from the novel about an antihumanist idiot who commits suicide through sheer hubristic stupidity, but also the best possible outcome. children are reading and writing novels FOR FUN again!!

lesb0:

lesb0:

please be the hot new trend for next year. Please

worst possible takeaway from the novel about an antihumanist idiot who commits suicide through sheer hubristic stupidity, but also the best possible outcome. children are reading and writing novels FOR FUN again!!

lesb0:

lesb0:

please be the hot new trend for next year. Please

worst possible takeaway from the novel about an antihumanist idiot who commits suicide through sheer hubristic stupidity, but also the best possible outcome. children are reading and writing novels FOR FUN again!!

natalieironside:

natalieironside:

New intro post? New intro post.

Hi, I’m award-winning queer speculative fiction author Natalie H. Ironside and this is my “blog” where I talk about history, mythology, fantasy, occultism, and, of course, writing.

I’m trans of gender, ace of sexual, and I’m an anarchist author of dark fantasy and dark science fiction, usually with lots of queer characters and cinematic action violence. Most of my stuff explores themes of trauma, recovery, mental illness, and life in the American South (though I also write trad fantasy and space operas from time to time), with a healthy dose of monsters, magic, and women with big guns. I’m a member of the Horror Writers Association and the IWW Freelance Journalists Union and my job is reminding you to pay your union dues.

You might have heard my short story The Wishing Tree on the Tales to Terrify podcast! Other stuff I’ve published to date includes:

THE LAST GIRL SCOUT: A post-apocalyptic wasteland adventure story and transbian romance about two women who fall in lesbians together and fight Nazis and draculas in the bombed-out ruins of Old America

LEAD AND ROSES: LOVE SONGS AT THE END OF THE WORLD: A collection of short fiction set within 23rd-century post-nuclear wasteland we’ve all come to know and love

IN THE COURT OF THE NAMELESS QUEEN: A collection of dark fantasy f/f erotica about sexy swashbuckling swordswomen (both cis and normal) and a giant scary monster lady in a far-off realm of adventure and dark magic.

I also post short fiction, poetry, fun extras, and regular serials on my Patreon! And I can be found on Twitter and Fedbook.

“Award-winning author Natalie H. Ironside,” I hear you say, “I know that you’re a disabled and chronically underemployed transsexual and a cool mom trying to feed your fun little queer family and keep a roof over your head; how can I support you?” I’m glad you asked! The best way is to buy my books or subscribe to my Patreon (it’s only $2, you know you want to), but I also have an Amazon wish list that I put important household supplies and reference materials I need for my work on, along with fun stuff I think I deserve because I’m special; if you buy something off of it, slide into my DMs and I’ll send you some ebooks. Also, red-card-carrying members of the IWW can request all of my books free of charge.

Good hunting, stalkers!

Hey so I don’t like asking people for stuff or getting into my business but my arthritis is making it harder and harder to do my day job & a few minutes ago I was sobbing because my hands hurt so bad so uh…..this is almost definitely gonna become my only source of income at some point? I also need to scrape some money together & pay down some medical bills before I can even go to the doctor & get some more help for this whole “I’m 31 and my rheumatoid arthritis is keeping me from working or sleeping” problem

If y'all could keep reblogging this post & the other posts in my #rebagel tag that would be super great. Super great. I’d really appreciate it.

natalieironside:

natalieironside:

New intro post? New intro post.

Hi, I’m award-winning queer speculative fiction author Natalie H. Ironside and this is my “blog” where I talk about history, mythology, fantasy, occultism, and, of course, writing.

I’m trans of gender, ace of sexual, and I’m an anarchist author of dark fantasy and dark science fiction, usually with lots of queer characters and cinematic action violence. Most of my stuff explores themes of trauma, recovery, mental illness, and life in the American South (though I also write trad fantasy and space operas from time to time), with a healthy dose of monsters, magic, and women with big guns. I’m a member of the Horror Writers Association and the IWW Freelance Journalists Union and my job is reminding you to pay your union dues.

You might have heard my short story The Wishing Tree on the Tales to Terrify podcast! Other stuff I’ve published to date includes:

THE LAST GIRL SCOUT: A post-apocalyptic wasteland adventure story and transbian romance about two women who fall in lesbians together and fight Nazis and draculas in the bombed-out ruins of Old America

LEAD AND ROSES: LOVE SONGS AT THE END OF THE WORLD: A collection of short fiction set within 23rd-century post-nuclear wasteland we’ve all come to know and love

IN THE COURT OF THE NAMELESS QUEEN: A collection of dark fantasy f/f erotica about sexy swashbuckling swordswomen (both cis and normal) and a giant scary monster lady in a far-off realm of adventure and dark magic.

I also post short fiction, poetry, fun extras, and regular serials on my Patreon! And I can be found on Twitter and Fedbook.

“Award-winning author Natalie H. Ironside,” I hear you say, “I know that you’re a disabled and chronically underemployed transsexual and a cool mom trying to feed your fun little queer family and keep a roof over your head; how can I support you?” I’m glad you asked! The best way is to buy my books or subscribe to my Patreon (it’s only $2, you know you want to), but I also have an Amazon wish list that I put important household supplies and reference materials I need for my work on, along with fun stuff I think I deserve because I’m special; if you buy something off of it, slide into my DMs and I’ll send you some ebooks. Also, red-card-carrying members of the IWW can request all of my books free of charge.

Good hunting, stalkers!

Hey so I don’t like asking people for stuff or getting into my business but my arthritis is making it harder and harder to do my day job & a few minutes ago I was sobbing because my hands hurt so bad so uh…..this is almost definitely gonna become my only source of income at some point? I also need to scrape some money together & pay down some medical bills before I can even go to the doctor & get some more help for this whole “I’m 31 and my rheumatoid arthritis is keeping me from working or sleeping” problem

If y'all could keep reblogging this post & the other posts in my #rebagel tag that would be super great. Super great. I’d really appreciate it.

mikedawwwson:

What Are You Going Through

Published in The New York Times Sunday Book Review, 4/2/23

mikedawwwson:

What Are You Going Through

Published in The New York Times Sunday Book Review, 4/2/23

tanglefootcomic:

That’s it, that’s all I got. Happy Valentine’s Day, tumblr, thank you for tolerating me.

shower-thoughts-last-responder:

ur-daily-inspiration:

There is nothing, and I mean nothing, that quite compares to coming in from a driving, freezing rain to put on dry clothes and drink a hot tea to warm up.

unorcadox:

our next adventure!!!!

ashwantsafreepalestine:

The Scottish Celtic fans raised a banner against the US-backed terrorist state of Israel during their match against Bayern Munich.

Absolute legends.

(source)

sin-ophelia:

sin-ophelia:

sin-ophelia: