New age beliefs make a lot more sense once you understand that their definition of a “healthy” human being is superhuman. There is a general belief that all humans are , at all times, being poisoned by the myriad excretions of modernity, which dampens our superhuman abilities. These can be regained through a ritual purification of consuming seed oils and whatnot. The core of the new age is the invention of a lack that then needs to be filled.
Making informative posts for a Tumblr audience is kinda like of your job was being interviewed by Philomena Cunk. I would be lying if I said it wasn’t fun.
internet friends are so funny bro. here are some fuckers who know more about me than my mother. their names? well this one’s no eyed joe, that one’s takeout container, that one’s moo, this one’s named after several hit video game characters, that one is soup and so is that other one, here are a couple named after several thousand year old stories. that one’s scammer. that one’s volcano residue and here’s fungus and rodent and there’s podcast character and we can’t forget the birds. this one says he’s not named after a supernatural character but there’s no evidence to support that. here’s vegetables and arson. i love them all very dearly. oh yeah and they’re all queer
internet friends are so funny bro. here are some fuckers who know more about me than my mother. their names? well this one’s no eyed joe, that one’s takeout container, that one’s moo, this one’s named after several hit video game characters, that one is soup and so is that other one, here are a couple named after several thousand year old stories. that one’s scammer. that one’s volcano residue and here’s fungus and rodent and there’s podcast character and we can’t forget the birds. this one says he’s not named after a supernatural character but there’s no evidence to support that. here’s vegetables and arson. i love them all very dearly. oh yeah and they’re all queer
Wyll is so fucking funny and no amount of acknowledgement about this could ever be enough. He’s literally walking around being so casually hilarious completely under-the-radar. He calls Halsin a “thick hunk of an elf”. He once accidently implied that he was fucking an ogre instead of killing it and then proceeded to absolutely stumble his way through explaining. He gets excited by Lae'zel talking about carnal pleasures. He canonically tells his pessimistic thoughts to shut the hell up. He volunteers to babysit Shadowheart’s hypothetical werewolf babies as long as she gets him gloves. He tries to give Gale a hero moniker like his own. He jokes that his father, the Grand Duke of Baldur’s Gate, can’t spell. He calls Astarion “Mister Fangs”. He makes up storybook chapter names for his own fucking adventures. As a child he got chased by the Flaming Fist for stealing fruit, nearly drowned trying to find mermaids in the harbor, and almost successfully broke into the Counting House. He reads monster erotica, and is not ashamed to tell you about it. He ranks eating pudding among life’s greatest moments. He will, without shame and completely unprompted, meowat you. He is 24 years old.
He thinks Dribbles the Clown’s bad puns are funny. He wants to get a drink at a cursed tavern for… Science. He used to deliver messages to a brothel as a kid and just thought it was neat that his dad asked him to help. He is unashamedly an optimist, despite all the shit that life has thrown at him.
And if you let him, he’ll love you with his whole heart.
Why There Are Ten Thousand Offshoots of Catholicism: “fuuuuuck a particular city-state is getting too politically powerful!!!!!!”
Why There Are Ten Thousand Protestant Denominations: “The Peoples Congregational Christ Movement Confessional Ultrabaptist Convention has become too liberal. We must form a racist version.”
absolutely crazy in hindsight that so many jurisdictions explicitly forbade the construction of anything but single family dwellings, a massive top down experiment in enforced living styles.
If you are a British/UK citizen, there is currently a petition running (with only 125 signatures) that ends in June 2025. The petition calls for the government to make it so that you do not need a diagnosis of gender dysphoria to change your gender.
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I thought I’d finish this tomorrow but Doey was just too fun to draw for me to have not finished this (This is Doeys scrapped lines for a side quest they didn’t implement I believe).
can u guyz like actually appreciate when i spend 8+ hours loveingly rendering things in microsoft paint or do you only care when i spent 2 minutes on a shitty cat drawing i wrote “omg it a kittycat” in comic sans on ?
thinkig about when the 2000s olympics was in sydney and these two comedians introduced an unofficial mascot called fatso the fat arsed wombat which looked like this
and everybody in australia just started acting like he was the official olympic mascot to the point where ppl were winning gold medals and bringing a plushie of him up to the podium
and the olympic committee got so mad about it they had to implement all these bans to try and preserve the integrity of the games or whatever but literally nobody else gave a shit so he just kept . showing up everywhere
This is the most Australian thing I’ve ever seen. Deeply unserious country. Troll capital of the world.
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Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You didn’t tell me you had a beast in your home. You’ve got a little goggyee. Eh- BOGGY. A poopy dog. A buppy- a little 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 ƊOƐGGУ. I’ve never seen a reell dog before! We only have Lego® Dogs on Lego® Island. 𝒪𝒽! Oh FUCK! Oh fuck nooo! This red bastard’s got teeth! Sharp teethh. He’s going to tear me into little Lego® pieces. I’ve never been so scared in my life! WHAT THE FUCK this is like a jumpscare from Five Fuckers at Uncle Festers. GET ME THE 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂OUT OF HERE!
rabbits only flop over like that if they feel completely safe btw
to elaborate: bunnies are prey animals and almost never have their guard down– even when they’re resting they’ll usually have their back legs in a position that allows them to quickly run away. if they’re jumping around it means they’re extremely happy!! and if they flop down w/o a care that means they feel very very comfortable and safe to the point of not having to worry about their surroundings. ^__^
This is just the happiest video IMO.
“PLAY! FUN! Happy! Play?” *looks at dog* “No, no play? Naps? Okay. Naps.” *flop*
I created a pile of cats and then I colored the pride flags into it. Idk, enjoy. Don’t “steal” them ig, but like, you can share them, just don’t say you made ‘em. Whatever, my signature’s on it.
WOW, y’all really love Perry! I got some requests to draw Perry holding some of the other Pride flags. If want to use one of these as an icon, please credit me in your bio!🏳️🌈
THE ACCORD Contract entered into on this day May 6th the two parties known in this contact as Mom and Candace do hereby agree to the terms set forth below:
I, Candace Flynn do agree that I will not attempt to bust my brothers Phineas and Ferb:
During the school year in the time allotted for me to do my homework.
At the dinner table.
While operating a vehicle or any other heavy machinery.
While holding or otherwise in possesion of a wild or domesticated animal.
Beautiful. The composition. Colors. The lamp. The fact that the photographer managed to make the moon look GOOD (not all cameras and photographers can achieve that).
