January 2025

theoneofwhomisblue:

Wunk interrogation

theoneofwhomisblue:

Wunk interrogation

hr-bananabird:

Anthro creeper…?

creekfiend:

kids these days just want to be on phone. NO ONE is dying at my antarctic research station

lastoneout:

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

punkitt-is-here:

punkitt-is-here:

magical girl but the person you become when you transform is not you. it is something else. and the line between you and your magical form is drawing ever closer and yet so far away

chiimeramanticore:

compilation of this type of post

professional-chaotic-dumbass:

ratingpostsbasedonhowmanydragons:

pattern-recognition:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

pablo-diablo:

decamarks:

decamarks:

^ go read all of this & don’t come back until you have. my command

i love that the first password that isn’t an easily inputtable combination (or just ‘password’) is the word 'dragon’. people just love dragons!

tag urself i’m


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if we work hard enough we can get to number one by 2025

reigobun:

merry christmas

girldraki:

girldraki:

i know our philosophical beliefs are skewed at best but we have a deeply held precept that if nobody in the world knows you exist or agrees that you do, you’re not entirely “real”, part of this undoubtedly being a result of the fact we only existed to mod for half a decade and are thus not able to point to anything to even kind of back up what we say. which is awesome because what i claim you should feel about my childhood is deeply fake sounding and having like any kind of paper trail or witnesses would be REALLY GREAT HONESTLY

This time i’m really gonna do it

anexperimentallife:

hjartasalt:

mirror-bug:

hjartasalt:

such-justice-wow:

dasha-aibo:

bongjoonheaux:

thankyouforthefunny:

hjartasalt:

hjartasalt:

Too tired to draw but I still need everyone to be aware of this bizarre interaction I had at work this morning

Worth mentioning is that I’m in Iceland and the store I work at only accepts icelandic króna so like even euros wouldn’t have worked in this case

On the one hand I refuse to defend Americans and this behavior is kind of embarrassing but on the other hand dumbasses enraging Europeans by not caring even a little bit about their funny little currencies is absolutely hilarious so I’m conflicted here

I think I’ve decided it’s time to topple the dollar as a world standard

I propose we switch to Chilean Peso

I think we should go back to harvesting seashells

I can’t do this anymore I am seriously at my limit here

Idk I’m in full support of forcing the English to accept my green construction paper

Could you do me a quick favour and point out where England is on this map?

urgetocreate:

Adam Clague (American b.1982), Cara Oranges and Coffee, 2022, Oil on board

deposedefenddeny:

University of Pennsylvania students are reportedly appealing to fellow student Naomi Biden to pressure her grandfather for a presidential pardon of Mangione on Sidechat, a Yik Yak clone.

iatrophilosophos:

One of the underdiscussed tragedies of covid is the fact that a ton of newly disabled people have been shoved into the discursive spotlight as the dominant voice on disability issues to spew frankly rancid takes

Basically everything said i have immense compassion and solidarity and time for coming from struggling individuals but whej spoken as a major discursive line, many of these takes are having pretty disastrous effects on the discourse and efficacy of the socio-medical field of chronic illness management and justice

Long covid is real, and debilitating. It’s also novel– the longest anyone can possibly have had long covid is about 5 years. I don’t know that I know any chronically ill person who’s condition arose as an adult who’ve made meaningful progress in managing their illness well in under 5 years; NOR anyone who hasn’t made significant progress coping in under 10 years.

Becoming disabled is terrifying and there’s a lot of grief and frustration and rage to work through– and a lot of ableism. Most people who became #disabilityjusticeadvocates after being disabled by long covid have absolutely 0 knowledge of the history or tactics of disabled movements. Frankly offensive and ludicrous comparisons to AIDS, for example, run rampant– despite the fact this is nothing like AIDS and ppl making these comparisons appear to be only passingly familiar with the AIDS epidemic and wholly unaware of the current abuse and criminalization forced on ppl who are HIV+. We can make critiques of how capitalism and frankly civilized society disables people, specific political critiques of covid even, without rudely and unhelpfully asserting that this is the Worst Thing That’s Happened And Nobodys Ever Had It As Bad As You. It is not, and will never be, *literally illegal* to have long covid. Fuck, governments actually DID SOMETHING and responded!! It sucked, because it will always suck, it pushed poor people hardest, and so on, but cmon. You cannot seriously compare problematic but prompt vaccine rollouts and ongoing intense research into management and cures to 20 years of unaddressed death; nor a “resistance” movement that essentially amounts to insults & ineffectual propaganda to one that worked extremely hard at building communal support structures and making legit gains. Yall ain’t even pumping infected air into the cdc offices. Smh.

My heart fucking hurts for the huge numbers of ppl who have become disabled without access to support and then asked to become discursive authorities on disability while still trying to figure out what living as a newly disabled person can look like, but I’m also fully pissed at the behavior of some of yall and how bystanders willing platform really ineffectual and frankly ableist shit because of “listening to affected voices”.

People ARE making moves– there are support groups and communities sharing new strategies both from DIY versions of new literature and observations from personal experiments. Nicotine patches are what I’m aware of most recently and i bieve Four Theives published a guide to a drug that *cures* a meaningful, but not fda-requirememt-satisfying # of cases. It is possible to take strides, movement is still possible, it is important to not lose rage or critique! AND everyone is still figuring this thing out (let me reiterate that long covid is getting a comparatively huge amount of research and attention than many other chronic illnesses, like fr) & the least some of yall can fucking do is not drag the entire concept of chronic illness management down in your despair.

skapasta:

icant even explain why i feel this way about it but this meme, this specific version, just makes me so emotional i love it so so much. its very heartwarming. peace n love on planet earth

comicgeekscomicgeek:

martinkhall:

gilmourer:

why-i-love-comics:

DC’s Beach Blanket Bad Guys Summer Special #1 - “Help” (2018)

written by Jeff Loveness
art by David Williams & Steve Buccellato

Fuck, the last panel hit hard.

I’ve been watching and reading Superman for 50 years and still, the big guy means something to me.

Not enough people talking about how that guy knows exactly whose tirehe’s changing. Getting his name wrong is one thing, but getting it wrong a different way every time you say it?

Oh, I had not put that together before. Fantastic.

boaswhiplash:

Moths are cool. They’re fluffy and cute.

Is math red

un-official-saturn:

lukadjo:

un-official-saturn:

anynomous268:

un-official-saturn:

un-official-saturn:

un-official-saturn:

yesornopolls:

Is math red?

Yes

No

See Results

MATH IS BLUE

SCIENCE IS GREEN

ENGLISH IS RED

HISTORY IS YELLOW

YES SEE

THIS PERSON AGREES WITH ME

PURPLE IS THE ONE FOR THE EXTRA CLASSES

NOT FUCKING HISTORY

I AGREE

AT LEAST SOME PEOPLE HAVE A BRAIN.

History is absolutely yellow or brown though for me both science and maths can be blue or green. Native language is red and English as The First Foreign Language is purple

What fucking school do you go to….

I went to school in a country that isn’t English speaking. We had our native language, of course, and then English as the first foreign language, then we also had a second foreign language in addition to English (for most people this was German though some schools had French or Russian) In the later grades.

Is math red

moony108:

lukadjo:

un-official-saturn:

anynomous268:

un-official-saturn:

un-official-saturn:

un-official-saturn:

yesornopolls:

Is math red?

Yes

No

See Results

MATH IS BLUE

SCIENCE IS GREEN

ENGLISH IS RED

HISTORY IS YELLOW

YES SEE

THIS PERSON AGREES WITH ME

PURPLE IS THE ONE FOR THE EXTRA CLASSES

NOT FUCKING HISTORY

I AGREE

AT LEAST SOME PEOPLE HAVE A BRAIN.

History is absolutely yellow or brown though for me both science and maths can be blue or green. Native language is red and English as The First Foreign Language is purple

science is green or blue (depending on if its a life science or physical science), math is blue or red if blue is taken, historyis orange, english is yellow, 2nd language (latin) is purple, random other class is black

thememedaddy:

infectiouspiss:

a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

infectiouspiss:

a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

infectiouspiss:

a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

This is a horrible idea.

But.

Get cheesed,.. iddiot

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wheezethecheeze:

I’VE BEEN CHEESED!!

cosmicretreat:

cosmicretreat:

cosmicretreat:

wofstepsup:

Just feel like drawing cats this evening..

linseedling:

Some of my favorite birds!

American Woodcock, Gambel’s Quail, Nightjar (really any member of the Caprimulgidae family)

kirinjaegeste:

memewhore:

Okay but this is serious, I work in retail and I had a lady come up and ask for 2 $500 Google play gift cards. We have been trained to look for these scams and to warn the customers NEVER give the card numbers over the phone unless you have met this person face to face. I told the lady this and she started crying, saying they were the IRS and that if she hung up they would call the police and have her arrested. They wanted to keep her on the phone so she couldn’t call her husband, who was more aware of how the IRS works. I was able to convince her to hang up and call the police on *them* instead, and saved her $500.

Scams are serious, people lose a lot of money and older people are targeted the worst because they’re easy targets.

First of all, the IRS will *never* call you and ask for money, and they definitely won’t call the cops on you. They’ll get your money if they really want it through taxes.

But now they’re trying to target our generation using crypto, which is super hard to trace if the money gets lost. So they’re getting smarter, and they’ll use whatever they can to get you to give them money.

What you really need to know or take away from this is: NEVER, and I mean EVER, buy a gift card and give the barcode number on the back to someone over the phone. It is ALWAYS, 100%, a scam!

Please be safe and hang up on these fuckers the second they ask you to buy a gift card.

magical-grrrl-mavis:

r2x2:

Abandonware should be public domain

infectiouspiss:

“post without tags?” OH IM FUCKING SORRY #BEES #9/11

rezmacro:

blackwoolncrown:

theunvanquishedzims:

o-kurwa:

#i mean. bro #i hate to break this to you but #you are in fact good at the small amount of piano ur playing #it is not fake

Dude taught himself to compose and calls it fake

“Just string it together in any order, the more random it is the more complex it’ll sound" improvising music on the fly was one of Mozart’s party tricks

Not saying this guy is Mozart but he’s smart and clever and talented and way, way underappreciating himself

Bimbo qualities

babe wake up new flavor of imposter syndrome dropped

effinbirds:

radatav:

seven-winged-liar:

seven-winged-liar:

becoming president just to put lumen, decibel, and size restrictions on vehicles.

i shouldn’t be seeing floaters shaped like your car’s headlights for thirty seconds after i pass you. also shut the fuck up. and your car does not need to be that big. you’re putting other people in danger. let’s get you a more conscious-of-other-people car

starfieldcanvas:

framing is everything

theoneofwhomisblue:

Wunk contrast

michaelnordeman:

Blue Tit/blåmes. Värmland, Sweden (December 26, 2021).

sulkybender:

baygeethefirst:

sensiblereblogifposts:

moonlitlillypop:

trillium-cutlass-scabbard:

domesticabuser:

This is toxic🙃

Reblog if you alone decide what is funny

I alone

everythingfox:

Swimming rabbit

anthraxplus:

if i was roommates with the meatball i would love him and be nice to him. i would not be like the shake.

prokopetz:

Variations on “they would not fucking say that”:

  1. They would not fucking say that (the classic)
  2. They might fucking say it, but they wouldn’t say it like that
  3. They’d say it if it ever occurred to them, but there’s no fucking way they’d figure it out on their own
  4. They might think it, but good fucking luck getting them to admit it
  5. They might say it, but – and this is key – they’d be intensely fucking weird about it

mariacallous:

multighoul:

a post on here could be like “make sure you litter guys! the earth is actually adapting to digesting different kinds of materials if we stop littering we’re hurting it” and a good handful of you would reblog with “yiikes :0 didnt know this. followers make sure to throw your trash on the ground

#we’re this close to some theory-only mfer saying that the idea that littering is bad is actually anticommunist bourgeoise lib propaganda and#if you’re against littering then actually you’re a nazi because you’re opposed to workers’ rights to leave their trash wherever#and when someone DOES unironically make that post there WILL be a concerning amount of people agreeing with them

notajerusalemcricket-deactivate:

alanshemper:

needed this on my blog

notoriousmasc:

jungleaction:

wishingformemoria:

wishingformemoria:

just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.

zesty-mordant: