you guys HAVE to take “is dumb” off the end of your username. you have to take “my shit rambles” out of your talking tag. you have to stop apologizing for existing. I get so sad for every url I see like “[name]’s-stupid-reblogs” and every blog I open with a title like “pointless posts” and every opinion post I see tagged something derogatory by op!! speaking as someone whose post tag used to be “makes bad posts.” stop actively putting up roadblocks for yourself!! why do we always say bullying is bad but never when we’re bullying ourselves
it’s so funny when any given “sexual hysteria over consensual kink is conservative” post goes around and the notes fill up with incredulous morons going “erm… this sounds correct until you see what op is really talking about” [screenshot of post from op referencing fauxcest/cnc/ageplay/whatever spooky kink du jour without performing moral outrage]. average tumblr user sees people living by the principles they espouse and starts getting scared
finally sat down to finish my follower designs for the bishops.
lots of other stuff in my brain but I’m glad to have these out now. may or may not post lamb and goat in the future
All of them have quite the many scars beneath their clothing, Leshy the least visible because he’s bushy. Kallamar I imagine tends to hide his with jewelry.
every time I talk about my mineral collection my boyfriend reminds me of the time he was helping me move and he made the suitcase full of rocks joke when he was unknowingly lugging around my literal actual suitcase full of rocks
“basic dni criteria” that doesn’t exist. what is the basic dni criteria.
“i don’t like you” girl then you have to block me im not gonna guess
“you like irredeemable media” what constitutes irredeemable media. bonus if they do give examples and one or more is a kids’ show.
pornbots (who can absolutely read your post. totally /s)
“chronically online” i fear you can’t interact with yourself anymore
“anti-harassment dni” please just say proshipper because this looks like you saying you are pro-harassment
“freaks dni” WHAT CONSTITUTES A FREAK. similar for creep, weirdo and other such terms
“people who don’t put this very personal information in their bio” can range from race to name to pronouns to mental illnesses to triggers to
“under 13 and over 15” girl
“cringe” WHAT CONSTITUTES CRINGE
“dni if you post about my triggers which i am going to list and describe in detail” for your own safety PLEASE don’t
violent threats to anyone who fits your dni, bonus points if you’re telling “freaks” to go kys. WHO IS FREAKS. WHO ARE YOU SUICIDE BAITING.
specific ass terms that no one who isn’t into that discourse can know and that aren’t explained, even vaguely. yes google exists. however i am bothering to read your fuckass dni for your sake so be nice to me.
terrible custom font that makes it impossible to read the dni, bonus if the entire bio or pinned post is normal EXCEPT the dni. do you want me to read it or no.
on that note: carrds that lag, “read my dni!” (link to dni isn’t functional), dni is in an undescribed image, censored words that makes things unreadable/inaccessible to ppl with screenreaders
very cute and aesthetic pinned/carrd which contains words such as “kill yourself if you’re like this” and other such threats
“exclusionists dni” followed by “bi lesbians/lesboys/he/him lesbians/think cishet aro/aces are lgbt+”
dnis that are extremely long and include every single one of your political opinions. I do not need to know this. additionally, dnis that instead of being lists are long ass paragraphs.
threats of violence in case the dni is ignored (i don’t know how to tell you that but some people just Reblog Posts without checking the person’s blog. also, don’t threaten people)
“men dni” “masc dni” “fem-aligned dni” just say you hate multigender people. alternatively just say you drink the terf kool-aid
i love student housing. i’m in the common room waiting for a friend and there’s some dude crying on the couch w a bunch of his friends around him and i can only hear bits and pieces but someone asked him “who gets the minecraft server if you guys break up?” and he started crying harder and a 3rd person reached over to smack the guy who asked it on the back of the head
Ive seen people be like in modern fantasy like “oh the pritagonists can just look up spells on their phone how do you solve that”
Imma be honest most people who go on recipe websites and book every recipe they see don’t even use them lmao why would with be different
Given how terrible most recipe websites are i can only imagine how bad spell websites would be
Having to navigate someone’s entire life story of how they became a witch in order to get to the part where they actually talk about the gods-damned banishing ritual
the number of ‘easy 3 step spell to fly’ that at best do nothing, and have a good chance of doing something very bad to you is non zero
Three words “BuzzFeed Spell Hacks”
five minute witchcrafts
the scry guys
Actual good spellcasting instructions but in the comments there are folks given it low ratings because they completely substituted the components needed and their spell did something completely different
Oh this is actually an incredible urban fantasy worldbuilding thought. Love it.
my favourite variety of greentext (and honestly imageboard screencap in general) has to be kind where even factually and impartially recounting what anon was so mad about requires accepting a premise so strange that you’re basically writing out a passage from the modern day moralia
in this tale, anon has ascribed a great deal of masculine importance to the varieties of carp one chooses to keep in his cellar, and upon learning that his neighbours do not have basement carp (which it must be said was not the norm at the time, nor is
[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers ‘There is an UK petition calling for trans people to be able self-identify their legal gender.’ to Cas’ 'I love you’. /End ID]
You can sign this petition if you are a British/UK citizen or resident.
A software tester walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Flies into a bar. Jumps into a bar. And orders: a beer. 2 beers. O beers. 99999999 beers. a lizard in a beer glass. -1 beer. “qwertyuiop” beers. Testing complete. A real customer walks into the bar and turns on a screen reader. The bar goes up in flames.
i view just enough horror and have poor enough visual processing that i legit thought this was a gore-drenched bedroom that i would nope the fuck out of
also tumblr is That Cunt and it’s scientifically proven by the fact it’s the universally agreed go-to place for thousands of ao3 users whenever ao3 is down. like people don’t go to instagram or tiktok or facebook or twitter or x or whatever to see if ao3 is down. tumblr is like ao3’s friendly next-door neighbor and we go to tumblr whenever ao3 is in distress. other social media platforms could never gain our trust and alliance
All k9 dogs are abused hands down if you post any pro k9 stuff on my dash you’re unfollowed I don’t care if we’ve been mutuals for years, you can claim to be anti-cop or a leftist or whatever but if you post k9 dogs with like “a good doggo! A good boy!” fuck off, if I lose followers over this then good riddance
It’s ALSO worth saying that police dogs serve a significant role in worsening police brutality. A dog trained to attack a human will maim them. A cop looses a police dog on someone, and that person is expected to peacefully cooperate while a dog is trying to tear their limbs off. It is very easy for those massive wounds to get infected. It is an absurd amount of violence. And beyond the initial attack, the fact that a “poor sweet innocent doggo” did this is used to excuse that brutality in court. Especially if the victim, panicking in the moment, lashed out at the dog. As this website has demonstrated many times, majority-white juries have more sympathies for injured dogs than the people of color who are most often victims of police brutality. So they’re not just systemic animal abuse, they’re also a tool for increased police brutality and to excuse
All k9 dogs are abused hands down if you post any pro k9 stuff on my dash you’re unfollowed I don’t care if we’ve been mutuals for years, you can claim to be anti-cop or a leftist or whatever but if you post k9 dogs with like “a good doggo! A good boy!” fuck off, if I lose followers over this then good riddance
It’s ALSO worth saying that police dogs serve a significant role in worsening police brutality. A dog trained to attack a human will maim them. A cop looses a police dog on someone, and that person is expected to peacefully cooperate while a dog is trying to tear their limbs off. It is very easy for those massive wounds to get infected. It is an absurd amount of violence. And beyond the initial attack, the fact that a “poor sweet innocent doggo” did this is used to excuse that brutality in court. Especially if the victim, panicking in the moment, lashed out at the dog. As this website has demonstrated many times, majority-white juries have more sympathies for injured dogs than the people of color who are most often victims of police brutality. So they’re not just systemic animal abuse, they’re also a tool for increased police brutality and to excuse
I don’t need therapy. I need my husband (archive of our own) to return from war (the server is currently down) and come home to his devoted wife (an ao3 user who was in the middle of reading a gay sex scene). it’s been almost two years (20 minutes) since he (ao3) has been taken from me
you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble
This was exactly what happened to me when I posted my cute tattoo of a caterpillar playing saxophone in the r/Jazz subreddit and I was massacred for being a poser, I was having a bad day already and the backlash to my post was so unexpected I deleted it and left the community, I’m not ashamed of my tattoo or anything, I was just too sensitive and anxious about my own life to be roasted about such a small thing by strangers (and they were validating each other in the replies) I was confused, how do that people could not realize what a weird reaction they were having to such a small thing… funny thing is I haven’t listen to jazz ever since
Don’t let those weirdos discourage you from a beautiful art form such as jazz. They’ll have a rude awakening once they have to communicate in real life with people or stay festering in a Reddit hellhole.
Thank you for the kind words, I saw you were interested in seeing the tattoo so here you go, those were the exact same pictures I posted on reddit, it was done by a professional using the stick and poke technique, so there was no machine involved, hope you like my little jazzy caterpillar!
