brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they’re fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed
It’s because the writer communicates their feelings for them. If people wanna pull that off in real life they need to hire a guy to walk around behind them narrating.
fuckin wild that the government has straight up blocked internet porn in florida unless you submit your government ID and NOBODY’S talking about it
Whoever stores that info is gonna get hacked and it’s going to ruin people. I give it less than a year.
This is part of why a bunch of porn sites (like pornhub) are just blocking Florida instead of having to deal with this shit: if they had to store a bunch of data, they would get hackers trying to hack them to steal it. They don’t want to deal with that shit!
For the record, this was the goal of those laws. Not to “protect children from seeing adult materials”. The legislators who wrote those laws knew full well that the requirements to access and store that information are too dangerous for most sites to bother implementing, so they’d just sooner block IPs from that state. It’s a de facto porn ban, because the right has been trying to ban porn for years and can’t due to the First Amendment.
This is a bad thing, even if the porn industry at large is a shitty industry that’s awful to its workers. It impacts independent sex workers as well and sets a bad precedent that the government can just censor whatever the hell it wants as long as it technically allows it but makes accessing it a big enough of a pain in the ass that the people hosting it just give up and quit.
How is this legal? The US is clearly not a liberal democracy and the fact that these laws haven’t been struck down by the supreme court a long time ago is definitive and undeniable proof.
So the Premier of Victoria (an Australian state) posted this on twitter yesterday
Someone shared it on Reddit asking if that was appropriate language for an Australian politician to be using and the entire thread is just Australians saying “only a dickhead would think this is a problem”.
There was briefly a popular brand of matches called ‘Dickheads’ in Australia
However, it is extremely unlikely that this is what Jacinta was referencing, as the government frequently swears at Australian citizens in its comms if it wants to signal the message is serious.
Australian governments have zero chill sometimes
The idea that anyone would consider that tweet inappropriate is hilarious to me
She could look directly into a news camera and say “if you have a bonfire today you’re a fucking cunt” and it’d become the season’s fire danger catchphrase. The idea of appropriateness wouldn’t come up except from weary teachers complaining that they’ve been listening for two weeks to fourteen year old boys who have found a new semi-appropriate way to yell the word 'cunt’ at each other at recess.
America needs this. We don’t listen to politeness.
at the library and i know im supposed to be “volunteering” for “college credit” but theres a dude at the other end of the room playing yu-gi-oh on the computer and let me just say. he is not good at it
just absolutely dogshit actually. i would be embarrassed
hes closing the yu-gi-oh website
hes opening twitter
ohhhhhh. thats pokemon porn
since this post is getting more notes than i expected i just wanna clarify that it was gay pokemon porn. i dont know enough pokemon to tell you who was bottoming but incineroar was topping
at the library and i know im supposed to be “volunteering” for “college credit” but theres a dude at the other end of the room playing yu-gi-oh on the computer and let me just say. he is not good at it
just absolutely dogshit actually. i would be embarrassed
hes closing the yu-gi-oh website
hes opening twitter
ohhhhhh. thats pokemon porn
since this post is getting more notes than i expected i just wanna clarify that it was gay pokemon porn. i dont know enough pokemon to tell you who was bottoming but incineroar was topping
I humbly request that you add alt text to images so those who can't read images get to enjoy the horrible headlines you post. I believe in equality for all and think that if I have to put up with a brand ruining/ enhancing my Tumblr experience, everyone else should too.
Tumblr observation day four: Analysis has led us to believe one would simply need to post something as inscrutable as “Feelin extra fergalicious at this grocery store” in order to attain high praise on this website. We will investigate and report back.
While I’m posting here and no longer under any obligation to rep the company, I might as well share this incredibly funny story from behind the scenes that I don’t think ever got out:
Due to the constant problems we had around “The Chaser” being also a name of a sex thing online (you would not BELIEVE the kind of confused fan mail I had to sort through), in 2019 we had very seriously planned to rebrand our online channels.
After a laborious process whittling down hundreds of potential names we settled on another alcohol related term, a popular Australian slang term for wine, as we thought that was in the spirit of “The Chaser” but also uniquely Australian.
Literally the only reason we didn’t end up rebranding was the whole company fell into an omnishambles in 2020, and we were all too busy both figuratively and literally putting out fires to even think about doing a full company rebrand.
And that, my friends, is how The Chaser through sheer dumb luck, managed to avoid what would have gone down as possibly one of the worst company rebrands in the history of everything, when that same name came to mean something else VERY different a few years later:
if reclaiming slurs is simply a matter of having ever been called it, rather than being the actual intended target of it, then congratulations to every single middle schooler in a CoD lobby for being the vanguard of progressive reclamation
like. a straight boy being called a homo is first and foremost being given an opportunity to reassert his heterosexuality and join in on homophobia. to the gay boy, the slur is a threat; to the straight boy, a competition.
So the Premier of Victoria (an Australian state) posted this on twitter yesterday
Someone shared it on Reddit asking if that was appropriate language for an Australian politician to be using and the entire thread is just Australians saying “only a dickhead would think this is a problem”.
There was briefly a popular brand of matches called ‘Dickheads’ in Australia
However, it is extremely unlikely that this is what Jacinta was referencing, as the government frequently swears at Australian citizens in its comms if it wants to signal the message is serious.
Australian governments have zero chill sometimes
The idea that anyone would consider that tweet inappropriate is hilarious to me
She could look directly into a news camera and say “if you have a bonfire today you’re a fucking cunt” and it’d become the season’s fire danger catchphrase. The idea of appropriateness wouldn’t come up except from weary teachers complaining that they’ve been listening for two weeks to fourteen year old boys who have found a new semi-appropriate way to yell the word 'cunt’ at each other at recess.
America needs this. We don’t listen to politeness.
This made me cry. I wish all situations could be handled as perfectly as this
I just want to point out the core of what the diffuser did in this conversation
They recognized that the mother was also expressing a vulnerable truth about herself - that she felt like a bad mother because her child was expressing gender feelings she wasn’t equipped to help with - and met her where she was, a concerned parent with limited information - to point her where she should be heading, research and resources.
Im going to make more of an effort to stop reflexively pushing people away when they express biases and make more of an effort to hear the underlying fears when i can
“it’s easier to love ourselves when we feel loved as ourselves”
damn that is so powerful though
“it’s easier to
love ourselves when we feel
loved as ourselves”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
This made me cry. I wish all situations could be handled as perfectly as this
I just want to point out the core of what the diffuser did in this conversation
They recognized that the mother was also expressing a vulnerable truth about herself - that she felt like a bad mother because her child was expressing gender feelings she wasn’t equipped to help with - and met her where she was, a concerned parent with limited information - to point her where she should be heading, research and resources.
Im going to make more of an effort to stop reflexively pushing people away when they express biases and make more of an effort to hear the underlying fears when i can
“it’s easier to love ourselves when we feel loved as ourselves”
damn that is so powerful though
“it’s easier to
love ourselves when we feel
loved as ourselves”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
You wrote about murder?? Murder is illegal?? You wrote about this dude killing someone and you didn’t even say ‘murder is bad’ at the start of the book, wht wtf, wtf is wrong with you? I can’t believe you condone murder, I can’t believe you’re pro murber, oh my fucking God don'ttalk to me when ou literally kill people, freak. I’m calling the cops, what the fuck, I’m shaking and crying.
“no stop” “oh no i didn’t mean to do that” “wRONG LAYER” “wait go back” “what line is that?!” “cAN YOU– [irritated noises]” “oh you…bastard” “what..layer is that on??”
she’s so cute djksfh
A gift for your fiancee
oh my god dkfjdhgksdjk
happy 2023 my wife is currently making incoherent angry/confused noises because she painted on a layer somewhere several hours ago and now she can’t find which folder she put it into
you guys it’s almost 2025 and wouldn’t you know it, my wife is still painting on the wrong layer
my brother kept playing with two ssds so I said “aw you’re making them kiss” and he answered “yeah. and there’s a 500 gb difference between them. barely legal” I’m going to blow him up
told him he was making numbers on tumblr (28 notes) and he said “stop using me for views I don’t want furries to start hitting on me in the street” I fear his views of this website might be skewed
I’m not saying that there aren’t furries on this website btw. I’m saying nobody’s getting laid thanks to tumblr notes
this is like finding out all your friends were having secret orgy meetings and you were the only one not invited
Okay so the absolute uncanniness of this video instilled such a terror in me no piece of horror media has ever done before to the point where by the end of it I genuinely thought I might throw up, and the lack of context really made it extra terrifying because in my shock I really couldn’t tell if the footage was real or not (the candid amateur-esque shooting is impeccable)
So I went ahead and dug up some information and this is actually a complication of clips from of a short (like 6 minute) film called The Centrifuge Brain Project that’s actually quite a humourous piece of surreal horror(??? I’m not sure what to call it really) in the form of a mockumentary. I highly recommend it.
As a personal side note I never considered “scientist-engineer with a questionable level of sanity designing horrifyingly dangerous pushing-the-boundaries-of-physics amusement park rides” was gonna end up on my list of Dateable Types but here we are
hey guys if you’re planning on making a vaguepost on the dashboard can you message me with the details and some of the lore behind the vague post you’re making. a vaguepost for the dash and a detailedpost for me. because i like to know what’s going on. if you do this i will automatically take your side because you’ve done the right thing by letting me know what’s up. thanks in advance ❤️
hey guys if you’re planning on making a vaguepost on the dashboard can you message me with the details and some of the lore behind the vague post you’re making. a vaguepost for the dash and a detailedpost for me. because i like to know what’s going on. if you do this i will automatically take your side because you’ve done the right thing by letting me know what’s up. thanks in advance ❤️
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
An actual World Heritage Post
how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
An actual World Heritage Post
how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it
everyone is always acting like there is some crisis of human interaction with one another because everyone is overly sensitive to how strangers approach them and like. no actually its because nobody has any fucking manners. social etiquette has legitimately vanished. it makes interacting with strangers miserable because people don’t know how to fucking behave in public.
like it is rude to stare. it is rude to point. it is rude to have a loud phone conversation in a quiet place. it’s rude to listen to music or videos or whatever on your device with no headphones on a loud volume, or at any volume in an enclosed or quiet space. these are rude things to do. like i’m sorry while some etiquette is silly, an acceptable level of decorum is necessary to make existing in public bearable for everybody…….it is LITERALLY common courtesy
