January 2025

lilleeps:

iosremake:

cuddly-coati:

gently bap your passum

i dfont understand

bap youre pasum

play-now-my-lord:

news is looking pretty good lately

millennial-review-deactivated20:

nerves-nebula:

nerves-nebula:

“new guy just dropped” WRONG. I see how u could’ve thought that, but that’s actually just The Human Pet Guy again. Easy mistake.

I-

nerves-nebula:

“new guy just dropped” WRONG. I see how u could’ve thought that, but that’s actually just The Human Pet Guy again. Easy mistake.

spiciestmarinara:

ace-robot-things:

magnetic-dogz:

magnetic-dogz:

Anita Bryant just died and I haven’t seen one crab rave gif on my dash yet… Come on people

A Hollywood Reporter article title reading "Anita Bryant, Singer and Crusader Against Gay Rights, Dies at 84"ALT

HOMOPHOBE DOWN!

Here’s the gif of her being pied :D

We’re drinking apple juice and vodka tonight

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:

riceoatswheatgrain:

balaclava-trismegistus:

balaclava-trismegistus:

i love love love when artists put a bunch of effort into like human anatomy and facial features and light rendering and drawing fabric folds and shadows and texture and then when they draw a gun they do this

The number of people on here being like ‘meeee I don’t care about stupid guns lol.’ You are a bad artist.

do I still think this is a normal and good thing to say or r u embarrassed yet

argumate:

but without the internet how would we lookup Sonic the Hedgehog’s favourite sex position? at the local library? don’t make me laugh

nerdypagan1:

dragon-in-a-fez:

dragon-in-a-fez:

dragon-in-a-fez:

dragon-in-a-fez:

captain afab is honestly a very relatable character because whomst among us does not have some great beast that has eluded us all our lives. mine, for instance, is a decent night’s sleep.

Ahab. I meant fucking. captain Ahab.

y'all are gonna make this a whole thing aren’t you

top 5 things people have said in the tags on this so far:

  • moby girldick
  • I mean, he is chasing dick
  • the real white whale was testosterone
  • assigned whaler at birth
  • captain afab and his trusty crewman cismale

Cismale is sending me.

simplepotatofarmer:

WAKE UP BABE NEW MINECRAFT PIG JUST DROPPED

solarsyrup:

solarsyrup:

solarsyrup:

god dammit, just battled an ancient evil too powerful to defeat alongside my heroic allies and now they’re all talking about “locking it away” and “binding it in a vessel” we are soooooo fucked

the party mage just brought up the idea of each one of us taking a part of the sealing artifact to prevent them from being reunited again and releasing the evil, no way these dumb assholes aren’t getting corrupted 🤦

okay so after a little time bonding with my shard of the blackstar, I’ve decided that 1) this was actually a pretty good idea and 2) all the armies of the earth must tremble before me

parakeet:

We were having a conversation at work the other day about Mario and my boss was fondly recalling playing Mario and sonic at the Olympic Games with his grandkids and he was saying things like ‘it was always beneficial to have some of the hedgehogs on your team’ and ‘tails was great at fowling and that creepy old guy with the long legs was good at footy in general’ and ‘the crocodile was great at javelin must be his natural upper body strength’. I know Mario and sonic at the Olympic Games has existed for a long long time but the imagery was just fantastic here. There’s also just something great about hearing people who don’t typically play video games talking about video game characters

rabbithaver:

he has a five star splorpability rating

horrorscentral:

parakeet:

Reddit loves just recommending random subreddits to me and this is the latest. Love the anti shrimps on land sentiment on display here

Let’s not forget

cumaeansibyl:

curioscurio:

hamvendor:

whitepeopletwitter:

True freedom.

Very true but why does this jpeg look like the fever dream of a dying man

my parents trying to get ahold of me in 1998

apas-95:

I always find the illustration of the panopticon with the spotlight annoying, because the whole point of the panopticon as a thought experiment is that you don’t know when you are and aren’t being surveilled, and consequently you self-police even when not actually being observed. The idea of a big spotlight that shows exactly where the guard is looking completely defeats the point.

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

blackevermore:

x I plead the fifth

I fixed it!

(never feel bad about doing this whether it’s to deepen the character, have fun, or build interesting headcanons! Even shit about what their favorite type of jelly bean is makes them feel more complex to you and that’s fun! GO NUTS!)

kde-plasma-official:

demilypyro:

girlballs:

demilypyro:

Me showing you my egg that I laid

mmmm yum

MY EGG!!!!

that’s more than cracked

cannibalchicken:

gaylor-moon:

I swear there’s only one generation that’s computer literate in any fashion.

boethiah:

great, my post is in some sort of dungeon

himydogsayswoof:

emergency-broadcast-archive:

i swear to god i thought jerma was in the casket

armengoldira:

riceoatswheatgrain:

softwaring:

by Minje Song

Healthcare CEO assassination fanart is fucking wild

midiport:

nudibro:

SHAMGOAT REAL!

SHAMURA X GOAT IS REAAAALLLLLLL

Keep reading

aahsokaatano:

l4byr1nthz1:

eldritchgriffin:

id-f87:

Hm

@ faradaycockcage

Further evidence

In the second Sonic movie, he refers to him self as ‘hedgehog of the house’ in Tom’s absence instead of ‘man of the house’ further implying his gender is hedgehog

not “he” as in “he/him” but “he” as in “hedgehog”

plumslices:

cryoverkiltmilk:

devantnuit-ladeluge:

only-tiktoks:

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

cikero:

cikero:

this world is so funny

but I’m done laughing

kde-plasma-official:

lowpolyanimals:

Bunnies from MySims Kingdom

bnuuy…

onemillioneggsandcounting:

I have been thinking about getting into alchemy. surely this will end well for me and it won’t be like every other time any other mad scientist has tried to dabble in it.

justthesauce:

catasters:

yupmabel:

i think creepers are herbivores who get their chloroplasts by eating plants and then photosynthesize by themselves. like sea slugs

riceoatswheatgrain:

chaosmagetwin:

riceoatswheatgrain:

chaosmagetwin:

boccher:

keroxyg:

youtube what

“We created the Torment Nexus from the hit novel “don’t create the torment nexus”!”

????

Is the torment nexus in this situation coloured social media feeds???

Yes :)

The true moral of neon genesis evangelion… don’t the orange…

sereiagotica:

videogames allow you to fulfill your deepest fantasies

forthegothicheroine:

whitepeopletwitter:

#he saw a clown in the driver’s seat and knew he would be outnumbered if it came to a fight

via @vamprisms

forthegothicheroine:

whitepeopletwitter:

#he saw a clown in the driver’s seat and knew he would be outnumbered if it came to a fight

via @vamprisms

only-cat-memes:

somethingusefulfromflorida:

emacs-unofficial:

Minecraft is not a proud game

xbeih:

👅👅👅👅👅👅

beachmanager:

agent-calivide:

More IEYTD puzzles from the IEYTD Twitter/Discord!

Solution under cut!

Keep reading

pastadoughie:

pastadoughie:

pastadoughie:

i swoled unranium &now my eyebal feeals fuzy

i blushes

emits a gama ray parttical

cookinguptales:

cookinguptales:

cookinguptales:

a post in the subreddit "frugal".

the post reads: "Christmas hamster were on sale, now I need ideas!

Actually bought it about a week ago. Just couldn't resist the sale price but once I got home I realized I had no idea what to do with all this meat for 1 or 2 people. I threw it in the freezer in a panic. Once I take it out, defrost and cook it, what the hell is one woman supposed to do with about 8 pounds of ham?

Edit: silly, stupid typo. I promise I'm not trying to cook a hamster! Just a regular ham 😅"

the first reply is a picture of a hamster screamingALT

okay I think I’ve found my favorite reddit post of all time.

"you know, it's really irresponsible to impulse purchase a pet without doing the proper research and preparation beforehand so that you can provide a good home for the animaoooOOOOOHHHH MY GOD oh it's a typo."ALT
“Christmas hamster” and “I don’t know what to do with all this meat” was a good way to make many jaws dropALT
User 1 says:
“Really confused--first mad that yet another person bought a pet they didn't research about beforehand...but, but then you started talking about having enough meat for 1 - 2 people 😭”

User 2 says:
yes lol and then i saw it was in the frugal sub and then was like Nooooooooooooo, too frugal! TOO FRUGAL!!! lolALT
I got soul but I'm not a soldier. And I got ham but I'm not a hamsterALT
I always buy Christmas Hamsters on boxing day, then make them fight to death in gladiator style combat for a single piece of cheeseALT
No judgment here, I'm from Alabama. Just throw some hot sauce on that bad boy. 🐹ALT

thankfully, OP took it like a champ

User 1 says:
How much meat can you get from a hamster?

OP says:
Apparently about 8 pounds hahaALT

dduane:

aqueerkettleofish:

riverscamander:

I have a folder called Time is a Flat Circle in which I collect evidence of humanity. Here is most of them.

Okayokayokayokaybut “My hand will wear out but the inscription will remain” is kind of a power line BEFORE you factor in that it is, in fact, over a thousand years old.

It’s always good to spend a few moments, on a quiet day, looking through the Family album.

free-post-store:

cyber-corp:

pointless-achievements:

cyber-corp:

cyber-corp:

legionoftuna:

cyber-corp:

cyber-corp:

cyber-corp:

enigma-system03:

cyber-corp:

communist-mannyfesto:

cyber-corp:

pluto-officially:

cyber-corp:

cyber-corp:

cyber-corp:

cyber-corp:

cyber-corp:

cyber-corp:

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

i know what i’m doing dw

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”

You’re failing.

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

Pluto is Roman, not Greek

?????

Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.

I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me

HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*

I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe

Hephaestus doesn’t have a tower, he lived in a volcano

FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER

wrong.

Achievement Unlocked:

Lightning Bait

You’re basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.

FUCK’S SAKE NOT AGAIN

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