trench-foot:

one of my worst writing sins is abusing my power to create compound words. i cannot write the sentence “The sun shone as bright as honey that afternoon.” no. that’s boring. “The sun was honey-bright that afternoon” however? yes. that sentence is dope as fuck. i do not care if “honey-bright” is a word in the english dictionary. i do not care if the sentence is grammatically correct. i will not change. i will not correct my erred ways. the laws of the english language are mine.

fullcravings:

‘Brown Butter’ Biscoff Stuffed Cookie Butter Cookies – Vegan!

nopain2trainandgilbert:

#Gilbert #cozy #chihuahua #smile #cutedog #rescuedog

inkblotscourt:

hi! i’m god. from bible. why are you doing that

theoneofwhomisblue:

Wunk containment saga

kakyoinryoko:

dynamic

kakyoinryoko:

dynamic

angelicsnekgirlthing:

frailbug:

bunny shaped tree

nooo

tree shaped bnuy

theoneofwhomisblue:

Terrwunkfying

behindnightmaresanddreams:

randomencounters:

randomencounters:

whywishesarehorses:

happy birthday to all the tbs in the southern hemisphere!

Special Event: All Horses’ Birthday (Southern Hemisphere only)

Special Event: All Horses’ Birthday (Northern Hemisphere only)

happy birthday horses (northern hemisphere only)!!!!

butchlinkle:

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really helpful technique ^ once you know how to divide by halves and thirds it makes drawing evenly spaced things in perspective waaay easier:

girlgrimer:

girlgrimer:

How are my sweetie pees

I Said How The Fuck Are My Fucking Sweetie Pees

viss-and-pinegar:

thegeminisage:

bro im gonna CRY i didnt know this 🥺

catchymemes:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

My physics teacher and I were partners in investigating an international drug smuggling operation.

depsidase:

rain-droplet:

nouveau-riche-princess:

your apprentice ate one probably

depsidase:

professionalchaoticdumbass:

aistobascistod:

2024 : Getting carried away by the latest fad
:: 2025 : Getting carried away by the latest fae

ALT

bisexual-engineer-guy:

koucrunchwrap:

noroviolence:

ashenmind:

0x4468c7a6a728:

trains are extremely sexual actually, have you seen couplers????

thats nothing, check out this scharfenberg coupler

this is what sex is like trust me guys

bunchofwetsnakes:

the-haiku-bot:

divinemissly:

paulgadzikowski:

arsanatomica:

Ive never really met anyone that thought of ribs as interesting… that’s such a shame. Ribs and the things they do are fascinating…. I think about them everyday.

I may not be the biggest fan of snakes, but this is fascinating!!

I may not be the

biggest fan of snakes, but this

is fascinating!!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

tectonicatomic:

Surely, they’re preparing for the delivery.

sarah-maclean-completist:

🧵

magical-bear-dubin:

what-even-is-thiss:

heartseeker:

“kill them with kindness” Wrong. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

This is just Gardiner’s sign list of Egyptian Hieroglyphics A1-B2 with a couple of repeats thrown in at the end. You’ve thrown a vocabulary list at us.

“Kill them with kindness” Wrong. CURSE OF CEASAR

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z S P Q R

hematite2:

official-kircheis:

nitpickrider:

barryogg:

homoluigi:

“some reason” :^)

Three Mile Island, Chernobyl, Fukushima
If you can GUARANTEE that nothing even APPROACHING those could EVER happen under ANY circumstances
Then I will fold to Nuclear Power

Three Mile Island

NO ONE DIED

Fukushima

NO ONE DIED

Chernobyl

essentially a human-made accident through gross mismanagement and neglect, that physically can’t happen with other reactor types (in part because they all have containment buildings now). so yes we can guarantee that nothing even approaching chernobyl will ever happen with modern reactors.

even so chernobyl still killed fewer people than the German Atomausstieg has through increased air pollution because of additional coal being burnt

welcome to team uranium!

Love people using 3 mile island as an example. 3 mile island is an example of where things WORKED, that the failsafes kicked in so only a miniscule amount of radiation was released, which not only didnt kill anyone, but no one was injured, no adverse health effects were caused, and there was no damage to the surrounding environment. Despite the incident, the other reactor continued to run until 2019!

And again: the point isn’t “do you prefer renewables or nuclear”. The point is “everyone fighting againsy nuclear power has further entrenched coal and oil power and caused a LOT more damage to the environment”

lukadjo:

Reblog if your mutuals have been here.

riceoatswheatgrain:

prokopetz:

none-of-your-biscuits:

choose-your-muse:

randomslasher:

princeanxious:

logan-exe:

theresneverenoughfandoms:

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

anony-phangirl:

theepitomeofamess:

quinintheclouds:

watfordwallflower:

magickspills:

drowningsun:

altadude:

tediousfeline:

carryonmy-assbutt:

iguanamouth:

prokopetz:

lightninjohn:

prokopetz:

equalistmako:

damianmcgintleman:

equalistmako:

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

Yes.

oh god theres art

@altadude you know what must be done.

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

I apologize to all my followers for this

if i had to read this you do too

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

………

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

Tis the season bitches

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

Why is this on my dash?

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

“maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance” is an incredibly profound quote and I did NOT expect to get it from a Grinch x Tony the Tiger post

every fucking year i have to see this on my dash please just let me fucking r e s t

It’s that time again.

…

moon-grub:

moon-grub:

Green eyes shouldn’t actually be considered an eye color. It’s just not common enough, it’s a VERY SMALL percentage of the population, 1-2%. Green eyes are also caused by an irregular mutation. Most people have blue or brown eyes, so those are the two eye colors.

All the “green eyes” positivity is actually a bad thing, by the way. Having green eyes is linked to higher rates of retinal melanoma. You’re celebrating something dangerous that can cause suffering.

And besides, most people with “green eyes” lean closer to blue or brown anyways. They should just make up their minds and be brown eyed or green eyed. And if it’s too hard to tell, they should get corrective surgery (because green eyes are dangerous, and associated with more difficult medical care!) or at the least wear contacts so they don’t confuse people. But also they should be required to

I hate to sound like this, but green eyes are a far more recent development than blue eyes in the mutagenic history of humans. So humans weren’t created to have green eyes.

And hazel eyes? Those are just a variant of brown eyes—come on, they’re far closer to brown than green. They just have a couple greenish traits. And there’s no way there’s that many green eyed people, or a wide variety of eye colors… It’s just not natural.

I don’t have a problem with green eyed people, they didn’t ask to be born that way—but there’s just too few of them for it to be an actual eye color. We don’t need all this “green eye positivity” or putting green eyes in media. The internet is making people delude themselves into thinking it’s more common than it really is.

Shoutout to the green eyed people reblogging this and the intersex people reblogging this and the green eyed intersex people reblogging this. I am at least one of those things but I’m too busy to find out right now and I don’t actually know how

moon-grub:

moon-grub:

Green eyes shouldn’t actually be considered an eye color. It’s just not common enough, it’s a VERY SMALL percentage of the population, 1-2%. Green eyes are also caused by an irregular mutation. Most people have blue or brown eyes, so those are the two eye colors.

All the “green eyes” positivity is actually a bad thing, by the way. Having green eyes is linked to higher rates of retinal melanoma. You’re celebrating something dangerous that can cause suffering.

And besides, most people with “green eyes” lean closer to blue or brown anyways. They should just make up their minds and be brown eyed or green eyed. And if it’s too hard to tell, they should get corrective surgery (because green eyes are dangerous, and associated with more difficult medical care!) or at the least wear contacts so they don’t confuse people. But also they should be required to

I hate to sound like this, but green eyes are a far more recent development than blue eyes in the mutagenic history of humans. So humans weren’t created to have green eyes.

And hazel eyes? Those are just a variant of brown eyes—come on, they’re far closer to brown than green. They just have a couple greenish traits. And there’s no way there’s that many green eyed people, or a wide variety of eye colors… It’s just not natural.

I don’t have a problem with green eyed people, they didn’t ask to be born that way—but there’s just too few of them for it to be an actual eye color. We don’t need all this “green eye positivity” or putting green eyes in media. The internet is making people delude themselves into thinking it’s more common than it really is.

Shoutout to the green eyed people reblogging this and the intersex people reblogging this and the green eyed intersex people reblogging this. I am at least one of those things but I’m too busy to find out right now and I don’t actually know how

some-random-french-pastry:

irishironclad:

under-the-arch:

jadejemdoesstuff:

I had an interesting night last night

I’m so glad I have tumblr gold so I can view this post

Tumblr gold users rise up

you can only reblog if you have tumblr gold. dont even try if you dont.

riceoatswheatgrain:

hotvampireadjacent:

How extreme

Notes on this are a gold mine

hyperoperationfractallisation:

hyperoperationfractallisation:

riceoatswheatgrain:

npdsalad:

npdsalad:

Gets you with my Nice!

my Nice!

I have seen this post probably at least 20 times courtesy of @lukadjo, each time passing over it thoughtlessly and only now do I process the bizarreness of it

Hi again lukadjo

Hi again Lukadjo

hyperoperationfractallisation:

hyperoperationfractallisation:

riceoatswheatgrain:

npdsalad:

npdsalad:

Gets you with my Nice!

my Nice!

I have seen this post probably at least 20 times courtesy of @lukadjo, each time passing over it thoughtlessly and only now do I process the bizarreness of it

Hi again lukadjo

Hi again Lukadjo

hyperoperationfractallisation:

hyperoperationfractallisation:

riceoatswheatgrain:

npdsalad:

npdsalad:

Gets you with my Nice!

my Nice!

I have seen this post probably at least 20 times courtesy of @lukadjo, each time passing over it thoughtlessly and only now do I process the bizarreness of it

Hi again lukadjo

Hi again Lukadjo

hyperoperationfractallisation:

hyperoperationfractallisation:

riceoatswheatgrain:

npdsalad:

npdsalad:

Gets you with my Nice!

my Nice!

I have seen this post probably at least 20 times courtesy of @lukadjo, each time passing over it thoughtlessly and only now do I process the bizarreness of it

Hi again lukadjo

Hi again Lukadjo

hyperoperationfractallisation:

hyperoperationfractallisation:

riceoatswheatgrain:

npdsalad:

npdsalad:

Gets you with my Nice!

my Nice!

I have seen this post probably at least 20 times courtesy of @lukadjo, each time passing over it thoughtlessly and only now do I process the bizarreness of it

Hi again lukadjo

Hi again Lukadjo

oceaxe-ifdawn:

kittydesade:

prismatic-bell:

bogleech:

solarpunkcast:

kurowrites:

squeeful:

tilthat:

TIL that the reason lead levels in children’s blood have dropped 85% in the past thirty years is because of an unknown scientist who fought car companies to end leaded gasoline. He also removed it from paint, suggested its removal from pipes, and campaigned for the removal of lead solder from cans.

via ift.tt

Yep.  It also correlates extremely strongly with an increasing decrease of violent crime.  One of the symptoms of low level constant lead exposure is increased aggression and volatility. 

“Unknown scientist”? That was Clair Cameron Patterson.

Gas companies are still so mad at him he’s “unknown scientist”, know his name

Daily reminder that health and safety standards like these are what politicians mean when they talk about “deregulation.”

Patterson died 5 December 1995.

Petition to make his date of death a Tumblr holiday celebrated by talking about cool shit the gas and petroleum industries don’t want us to know about, and fighting to continue his work.

Happy Clair Cameron Patterson day!

Happy Clair Cameron Patterson day!

riceoatswheatgrain:

would-you-punt-them:

americans: pssshh you think 80°F is hot???? i’m from big texas this is nothing kid, i might put a coat on actually

europeans: wdym 10°C is cold???? this is shorts weather bro, when you start pissing crystals then we’ll talk

unattended raspberries: i went moldy while you were reading this

statue of stalin:

tenderwatches:

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don’t want to use the same four

ALT

ALT

transcyberism:

bloodied-dagger:

obscuretobyfox:

“you know kid, most people​ think it’s hard to do the right thing all the time. turns out if you just really suck at being evil i guess it’s easy.”

doctors-star:

doctors-star:

highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.

me: oh thomas cromwell, we’re really in it now. every day i get emails.

the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: i was on committees with the duke of norfolk. and they beheaded me.

me: yep. good point.

rna-world:

I just remembered one of my favorite videos ever I have to post it here

unpretty:

unpretty:

i will never complain about a book seeming like a fanfic with the serial numbers filed off because that means the author had the invaluable ability to tell when their au had diverged enough that these were just straight-up different characters now

even as we speak there is probably someone out there writing a delightful 100k+ word gay romance novel about a genderqueer bisexual single parent who lives in a beach town and fixes classic cars and falls in love with the sexy tentacle monster mermaid that saved their life, and that writer could probably make pretty good money self-publishing it, but they won’t because that would mean admitting that they aren’t really writing destiel anymore

olivershmoliver0575:

paintaya:

Imagine being brought to the kingdom when you were in the middle of stealing stuff and thinking “all right you know what I think I’m going to play along. what’s the worst that could happen?”

Now the world is on the verge of destruction and if it wasn’t for the Ancients Awakening, the world as we know it would have been cooked.

kinsey3furry300:

How he thinks he looks:

How he comes across:

nostalgiathriving:

nostalgiathriving:

writing with characters I know is so easy until someone new shows up, and then I lose all ability to write cohesive or natural dialogue :(

The character: “Hi, Susie,” he said

Me: that’s the worst anyone’s ever done it