January 2025

pocket-deer-boy:

tigerator:

mistreating him

petting him

petermorwood:

kookygobbledygook:

cosmonautroger:

capybara

Someone else put it very well:

“That’s a guineabig”…

puphoods:

ok well if i was a wolf i would

ageblue-aka-varnah-g:

squeakitties:

alicehealer:

typecasto:

dorothylarouge:

Hey how come the truck automatically locks when it explodes and bursts into flames

hey how come elon musk can remotely unlock any tesla vehicle

He ly how come elon musk has access to security footage of you charging your car

do not, under any circumstances, buy a fucking tesla

“Mr. Musk! Our cars explode!”

“Make the doors lock when they do.”

“Wh-why, I’m- I’m sorry to ask but why?”

“Whoever has the money to buy a Tesla has the money to get the lawyers to throw at our throats. If the car explodes, it must take the driver with it and as many people around it with it. Add more C4.”

silverwasafukintrainwreck:

floralgraveyard:

dead-dyke:

You wrote about murder?? Murder is illegal?? You wrote about this dude killing someone and you didn’t even say ‘murder is bad’ at the start of the book, wht wtf, wtf is wrong with you? I can’t believe you condone murder, I can’t believe you’re pro murber, oh my fucking God don'ttalk to me when ou literally kill people, freak. I’m calling the cops, what the fuck, I’m shaking and crying.

@silverwasafukintrainwreck

reblogs this 100 times

surpriseimbored:

Fun fact of the day

ryderdire:

Really interesting thing I glimpsed on rednote today

I think We- we’re developing international class consciousness 

sastheforestspirit:

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

phlebasthebroenician:

BOY

the

BOY

is


BACK! IN! TOWN!

🐢🐢🐢



buried-in-stardust:

Okay so I got Rednote because I heard about the whole migration thing and I never bothered to sign up before, and the cultural exchange has just been really fascinating

do u think rw lizards would loaf

the-haiku-bot:

comvi:

your ask spurred me to make this thing. name him he will be buddies with mole

EDIT okay hes called custard

your ask spurred me to

make this thing. name him he will

be buddies with mole

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

galaxieranger:

bluebandedagate-reblogs:

sniperserpent:

papayajuan2019:

the world is running out of glassblowers and yet you want to become a fucking doctor

One of the most jarring moments of my university education was in a physics class when I was given a device that measures gravity and was told “this cost the university sixteen thousand dollars, but the only glass blower in the world who could make the glass springs inside it died so it’s literally irreplaceable. If you drop it those springs will shatter. Go fuck around with it for a day and take some measurements”

And there’s probably some neurodivergent person in the local community who could fix it, but because we don’t have UBI, she’s stuck away in an office somewhere trying to get through her day without losing her goddamned mind because she needs to pay the rent and have health insurance to pay for her hrt

eziojensenthe3rd:

uk petition to not restrict healthcare to transgender folks.ALT


Well fucks? Get to it!

feluka:

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you’re still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don’t understand when you’re trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i’ll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

deepspaceboytoy:

The thing about Trump is that every article written about how bizarre and unpredictable and anomalous he is was written because the author couldn’t face the uncomfortable truth that Trump is both entirely predictable and also really not all that notable. He’s a product of a deeply sick culture but if you’ve literally ever once paid attention to mainstream American culture and class structure you know exactly why he is the way he is. He is as always simply America’s raging superego

unpeeled-human:

hazelsmazecave:

ayleidwell-deactivated20250527:

this website is spectacular

quillusquillus:

memewhore:

bloodrock-lobster:

captainino:

hotvampireadjacent:

there’s a lot going on here

https://abcnews.go.com/US/tiger-found-caged-abandoned-home-chance-wildlife-sanctuary/story?id=61130943

Tiger found caged in abandoned home gets second chance at wildlife sanctuary: ‘He seems to be so happy’

The estimated 350-pound tiger was transported to the facility, an affiliate of the Humane Society of the United States, on Wednesday afternoon, and is settling in well, Almrud said. There, he will have the chance to roam in enclosures of up to three acres.

Almrud, who estimates him to be about 2 years old, described the moment he first walked onto the grass at the sanctuary as remarkable.

“It was just amazing to see him walk out on grass and to see him explore and have that freedom of movement,” she said. “It was just such a reward and fulfilling to us.”

Now, he spends his days rolling around the grass in glee, Almrud said.

“He comes right up to the fence every time a staff member is present,” she said. “He seems very amenable to our presence.”

The tiger is eating well – a combination of chicken, humanely raised non-processed beef and whole prey complete with organs and bones. It appears that he was being fed chicken, which is what owners of exotic cats often feed them, but chicken alone does not provide the complete nutrition they need to thrive, Almrud said.

In addition, caregivers are tasked with keeping the tiger mentally stimulated by creating “pretend hunting” games and rotating him through different areas so he has access to new smells and environments to explore.

“He seems to happy and content,” Almrud said. “Our staff is just falling in love with him.”

Just an update! Since I got curious and the og post is from 2019.

His name is Loki now! In June he celebrated his 7th birthday at the sanctuary where he lives and thrives. Here’s a few pics of the boy:

tezuka-rin:

eternalpeacenosuffering:

eternalpeacenosuffering:

thatsheetyghost:

To anyone here boycotting Kamala Harris because you listen to permanently online losers saying she’s “”pro-genocide””: fuck you. Seriously, fuck you.

“Genocide Joe” is no longer running and Kamala Harris chose Tim Walz over Josh Shapiro, the latter of which has a lot of dicey connections to the IDF.

We’re getting the best realistic ticket for progressives and some of y’all still don’t think it’s enough?

Fuck you.

How did this go lol

This person dmed me after this btw

amnhnyc:

A photo of a hairy-tailed mole crawling on snowy terrain. The animal is almost black, with a pink snout, pink hands, and long claws. It is mouse-like in shape but has no visible ears or eyes.ALT

Who’s this fuzzy potato? It’s the hairy-tailed mole (Parascalops breweri)! Found in parts of eastern North America, this burrowing mammal creates tunnels that can extend up to 78 ft (24 m) long. Though it typically weighs only 2.2 oz (62.8 g), this critter’s powerful forelimbs can generate force more than 30 times its body mass, allowing it to slide through the soil with ease. Its diet includes worms, insects, and snails.

Photo: crazybirdy, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist

partypuppy-nastja:

facelessoldgargoyle:

recreationaldivorce:

The reform would mean citizens from the blacklisted counties will be forced to comply with complicated British rules if they move to the UK and gender-recognition certificates (GRC) obtained may not be recognised in this country.

If this goes into effect, this policy would target primarily immigrants.

A screenshot from the British Citizenship test, saying:

Correct
That's right! Kindness is not one of the British valuesALT

charlesoberonn:

Creating efficient and affordable public transportation to own the libs

number-1-soup-fan:

no one will know which one it is.

mousegard:

dyrdeer:

dyrdeer:

dyrdeer:

Why are streaming services these days all named shit like Fubi and Hehu and lala

like what do these words mean 😭

what the fuck is happening

catcrumb:

a simple drawing of a cat clinging to fabric with a pleading expression. text reads "you have to be kind! you don't know! you never know!".ALT

typhlonectes:

robotlyra:

byjove:

Parents don’t get to decide if they were “really good” parents. I know that’s harsh and there’s a lot of mommy positivity circles online that just give each other a positive feedback loop but you don’t decide if you were a “really great parent” to your child. Your children tell you if you were a good parent or not. I see this a lot of no contact parent circles where the person who is no contact with their children is like “well I was a GREAT parent so it isn’t my fault and I didn’t do anything wrong”. Normal parents wonder if they’re doing a good job, ask themselves how they can improve, are open to feedback from children and other parents. If you are 100% sure you were a faultless fantastic selfless awesome fantastic parent totally beyond reproach and your shitty ungrateful willful delinquent children just don’t appreciate you enough, you are a terrible parent.

Sometimes parents end up hurting their children without even intending to hurt them. What kind of response that brings about is up to the child, not the parent. Never forget that children are not the possessions of the parents, they are whole entire people, who have their own rights to determine what kind of relationship they will eventually have with their parent, based on their own independently valid experiences.

stardelo:

Bonus:

Part 1

Finally getting the recognition he deserves 😌

sooo I guess I have a narinder fic writer joke au now lmao, I’m gonna call this narific au for funsies

miyaroula:

My child has been born

i made this a while ago but forgot to post lol, also made some COTL earrings

I’m still learning how to use polymer clay, but i think i did well!! :D

leonarockera:

One icon 💜🖤

netherworldpost:

Folks will say they “support the arts” then go out of their way to compare the art they themselves made to worthless garbage

My fellow in creation, supporting the arts starts in your own heart’s view of your own work

Ease the teeth and embrace what you make with love

corposurreal:

bangers only at the interplanetary ballroom

pityspider:

I haven’t drawn these guys in awhile

























Og pic:

starrypawu:

shadows

ayceofcard:

terrible trio drawn terribly on the big screen (i am THIS close to giving in and making human designs 🤌🤌)

Victim and Agent go to the moon

asher002:

:3

And your request contains all 3 of my favorite words 🥰

Well, I hope this is what you asked for…

anyzstuff:

I’m burned out. Save me Victim who actually acts like an older brother for other hollowheads…

crow-laroid:

I graduated today! That counts as a pretty big steppi right?

crow-laroid:

shared interests

I wanted to redraw one of my first posts on here :3 I miss my sticks…

-old under cut-

Keep reading

alexaloraetheris:

what-even-is-thiss:

employee210:

Another day in the Office

Surrealist humor sure is taking on a new flavor huh

I have finally identified my only two braincells.

i-am-a-fish:

I’m literally begging you, please be weird and queer, online and offline if you can, I want you to live life being as fascinating as possible

you’ll only be alive for so long, please spend some time being odd

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Remember that you are a primate, and one of the basic primate threat responses is to go absolutely bugfuck and hope that whatever’s after you decides you’re not worth the risk. Charging directly toward the problem waving your arms wildly in the air and shrieking like a gibbon is always valid.

Screenshot of a pair of replies from Tumblr user @anamcramia. The first reads:

"In what sense are they "fucking" the flowers? Are they laying eggs in the flowers? Is it only the females laaying these eggs or are they hermaphroditic universal flower fuckers? How big are the ovipositor fairy dicks which which they're hypothetically fucking the flowers? Or are they just freaks."

The second, immediately following reply reads: "Hm. Wrong post."ALT

My friends are convinced I run a wildly popular blog (I do not) so I've started (jokingly) telling them I'm you

pukicho:

pukicho:

You better fucking watch your back

Not even Jesus Christ was scrutinized this heavily

compiler-specific:

highlyentropicmind:

compiler-specific:

Hey, @compiler-specific, I mean, Lain Iwakura, why would these bad actors use that IP address if it can be identified as unsafe? Wouldn’t it make more sense to use one of the normal schemas you described for normal IP addresses?

Yes, Definitely! But many bad actors are lazy or incompetent, and might not think to change the default - perhaps a script kiddy who only skimmed the documentation. If your local IP address is under 172.16.42.*, then it is pretty likely that you’re connected to a WiFi Pineapple - but even if that isn’t the case, it certainly doesn’t mean you’re not on a compromised network, particularly if you’re on free public wifi such as might be found at a hotel/cafe/etc.

I think it’s interesting that people have interpreted my post as a cybersecurity PSA. I’m glad that people are now more aware of the risks posed by connecting to public wifi networks. But that was entirely unintentional. My entire thought process when I made this post was that I saw someone post the Joey meme in a Discord server, it got a bunch of reactions indicating confusion, and I thought, “Hey, wouldn’t it be funny if I put that with a meme that’s like the ‘Peter Griffin explains the joke’ format, but with Lain instead of Peter Griffin?”

compiler-specific:

looney toons bit where a guy who plays too much Minecraft needs to escape a chase by going over the edge of a cliff. so he dumps an ACME bucket of water and jumps into the water, swimming the whole way down and landing safely. then the antagonist, perplexed, tries to do the same thing and just plummets to the bottom at normal speed and gets the huge bump on his head with the tweeting birds encircling him and he’s sopping wet.

diehellasrache:

the-lumpfish-king:

mistbjorn:

teathattast:

Get this bastard in the particle accelerator. We need their skills and it’ll be enrichment

steve-of-the-woods:

squidking220:

a-very-large-pile-of-hats:

silksong-when:

hollowknight-heritage-posts:

a-very-large-pile-of-hats:

calciifer:

a-very-large-pile-of-hats:

inafightwithgod:

a-very-large-pile-of-hats:

fanart

hey op here this is the best thing i’ve ever seen

Me too

hey. it’s me again. this brought me to the verge of tears. i love this. thank you

Hollow Knight Heritage Post

image

we gotta collect all the art mediums

A

skautism:

skautism:

leopardmask-ao3:

anioryans:

detectivehole:

this is what i sent

this is what i got

ohhh yeah that tracks