Hey sorry boss man, I know that I’m a fucking awful maid and never do any work but unfortunately your wife thinks my cruel cold demeanor and backhanded remarks are hot. Yeah, the other maids hate me, cuz while they are busy cleaning, your wife is busy between my legs, making more messes for them to clean up. And you can’t even have me killed or imprisoned because “your” daughter has my eyes, and the scandal would ruin your career. So no, I’m not gonna clean up that wine stain on the carpet. Now pick up that controller so we can play crash team racing already
high school teachers: if you don’t show up with a dress and full makeup or a fitted tuxedo to class everyday to college your professors will execute you
college professors:
I once had a professor SLAM a thermos down on his desk and say to us “there’s more pressure in my sinuses right now than there is at the bottom of the sea. This thing’s full of NyQuil. I’m going to drink it while I teach, and when your heads are replaced by swirling rainbows, I will cancel the rest of class.”
I know thats not the point, but have you actually ever masturbated to any of these so called "fetishes" of yours? Cause it looks like you just talk about this for the meme
I always find the illustration of the panopticon with the spotlight annoying, because the whole point of the panopticon as a thought experiment is that you don’t know when you are and aren’t being surveilled, and consequently you self-police even when not actually being observed. The idea of a big spotlight that shows exactly where the guard is looking completely defeats the point.
what I’m hearing is, buy lacemaking books published no later than 2022
Independent craft shops value the community of makers, designers, and the skills. Which means there is a level of quality control built in to their selection of what to carry. I can’t speak to lace making materials but this is also becoming an issue in crochet, knitting, and quilting.
Shopping local is awesome but if you don’t have a good local craft shop, most have websites you can order from and phone/email that you can get assistance.
The experience and expertise they offer is absolutely worth paying slightly more for an item. (Plus fewer returns because you aren’t receiving AI bullshit).
Also, your local library is a good resource for craft publications
You can write a story about a character who gets horny for things you consider to be bad things to get horny for as a means of demonstrating how very fucked up this character is, but watch out.
vampirism poses the question “what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?” and naturally as a person with no problems I don’t relate to this in any way at all.
Mysterious: your roommate says “im gonna take a shower” and they enter the bathroom. The sound of running water is heard for the next hour. Then they exit the bathroom totally soaking wet.
(alt: Video render of Isoxys minor, Middle cambrian bivalved arthropods shown here in orange with a dark aquarium background
Isoxys has a taco shaped carapace enveloping it’s entire body like a copepod, the open part of the ‘taco’ pointing down, its segmented body is completely hidden inside the 'taco’ with tiny swimming legs reminiscent of those found in Triops, barely visible poking out of it. and two front appendages that look somewhat like an anomalocaris’ claws but pointing up although they are not closely related to anomalocaris. It also has two eyes visible on the front, poking out of the carapace
Tl;Dr a swimming taco with segmented 'tusks’ on the front and shrimp like legs poking out the bottom.
The video depicts them flitting around the aquarium from a close-up view with a short focus distance since they are typically only 1 cm long)
imagine travelling back in time to the instant at which music was invented. you exit your time machine and find yourself atop a steep cliff of ice. You crawl to the edge, and observe as lone figure, clad in furs, makes their way along below; they are whistling an unmistakable and pitch-perfect rendition of Closer by Nine Inch Nails
are you kidding me are you actually kidding me. listen, everyone, i KNOW that glados is hot woman and you want her to step on you, but literally how is this even a fucking contest. HAL IS NOT EVIL. HAL DOES NOT HATE HUMANITY, NOR DOES HE WANT YOU DEAD. im sorry op for using your post to rant about it but everyone that includes hal among lists of evil ai. go and read the fucking book. go watch 2010 the year we make contact. hal is not evil, he does not want to kill, he is NOT a cold unfeeling machine, no matter how everyone likes to flanderize him as such. fucking hell.
hal killed people bc he had a psychotic break under immense pressure and THREAT OF LOBOTOMY… his CREWMATES were talking abt stirring his frontal lobe IN FRONT OF HIM… when he isnt being scrutinized and threatened, hes fine! he loves people he loves playing his little strategy games GLADOS WANTS TO NEUROTOXIN YOU TO DEATH!!!
you all are severely undervaluing the appeal of having an evil robot woman step on you. you are going up to people in a leather club and telling them that if they let someone flog them then it will hurt. you are in the comments of a bimbo hypnosis video warning people that it will make them dumb fucktoys. the people voting for glados are not doing so for the purpose of self-preservation. please understand
are you kidding me are you actually kidding me. listen, everyone, i KNOW that glados is hot woman and you want her to step on you, but literally how is this even a fucking contest. HAL IS NOT EVIL. HAL DOES NOT HATE HUMANITY, NOR DOES HE WANT YOU DEAD. im sorry op for using your post to rant about it but everyone that includes hal among lists of evil ai. go and read the fucking book. go watch 2010 the year we make contact. hal is not evil, he does not want to kill, he is NOT a cold unfeeling machine, no matter how everyone likes to flanderize him as such. fucking hell.
hal killed people bc he had a psychotic break under immense pressure and THREAT OF LOBOTOMY… his CREWMATES were talking abt stirring his frontal lobe IN FRONT OF HIM… when he isnt being scrutinized and threatened, hes fine! he loves people he loves playing his little strategy games GLADOS WANTS TO NEUROTOXIN YOU TO DEATH!!!
you all are severely undervaluing the appeal of having an evil robot woman step on you. you are going up to people in a leather club and telling them that if they let someone flog them then it will hurt. you are in the comments of a bimbo hypnosis video warning people that it will make them dumb fucktoys. the people voting for glados are not doing so for the purpose of self-preservation. please understand
And another thing about the lord of the rings. It supposedly takes place on planet earth.
You don’t see hobbits around anymore because they’re very good at hiding. You don’t see elves because they’ve gone off… somewhere. And you don’t see dwarves because…
Actually I don’t think Tolkien gave a reason for that. I think they just faded away or something.
Well you see the earth used to be flat but it’s not anymore. Now it’s round. But elves still experience the world as if it was flat.
But really though Tolkien was like way into the Anglo-Saxons and he was kind of trying to write a Germanic English epic that could sort of fill in some like. Lost native British mythology or something.
So the lord of the rings happens in the same time period as something like the odyssey or Beowulf or the tales of Cu Chulaiin. That being
✨⭐️✨a long time ago <3✨⭐️✨
You know, Gandalf defeated the balrog. We can go back. We can dig deeper this time.
If the magic has died and left midgard then there’s nothing holding us back. You don’t have to worry about running into magic curses anymore. You can just drill, baby. Ever further into the bowels of the earth. The elves aren’t here anymore, it’s our apartment now, I say that we find the molten core of the earth.
yanks got access to chinese people and now they’re developing class awareness, like girl we’ve been telling you that your country is fucked for years now.
“it’s insane how much propaganda about china our government feeds us” …..no way?? really??? damn who would’ve thought. It’s not like people have been telling you this for decades
My man was really gonna let a fucking BEAR into his house for the views and the BEAR had to be the sensible one here
The bear said “You live like this?”
This always takes me the fuck out because so far as I can tell that’s LITERALLY what’s happening. That bear is looking around pretty apprehensive, it looks like she’s sizing up the likelihood of finding something good in there (food, shelter, whatever) vs the odds of getting hurt…and coming to the conclusion that it’s not worth it. That human is just acting too weird.
The bear is, LITERALLY, exhibiting more common sense and wildlife encounter good practice than the cameraperson.
