January 2025

thedeerus:

good ending for tilly (copium)

reasonsforhope:

We have already averted truly apocalyptic levels of global warming.

Yes, read that again. Let it sink in. This is what the science now says. We have already averted truly apocalyptic global warming.

To quote David Wallace-Wells, author of The Uninhabitable Earth, from his huge feature in the New York Times:

“Thanks to astonishing declines in the price of renewables, a truly global political mobilization, a clearer picture of the energy future and serious policy focus from world leaders, we have cut expected warming almost in half in just five years

The window of possible climate futures is narrowing, and as a result, we are getting a clearer sense of what’s to come: a new world, full of disruption but also billions of people, well past climate normal and yet mercifully short of true climate apocalypse.”

(New York Times, October 22, 2022. Unpaywalled here. Emphasis mine. And yes, this vision of the future is backed up by the current science on the issue, as he explains at length in the article.)

So we’ve already averted truly apocalyptic warming, and we’ve already cut expected warming IN HALF in just the past five years.

The pace of technology, of innovation, of prices, of feasibility, of discovery, of organizing, of grassroots movements, of movements in other countries around the world, have all picked up the pace so fast in the last five years.

Renewable technology and capacity are both increasing at an exponential rate. It’s all S-curves, ones that look like this:

A line graph titled "Easy PV: How Solar Outgrew Expectations." The graph shows two types of lines: the predictions vs. the reality for the solar capacity added each year, in gigawatts. The graph includes the statement "On average, actual installations have been more than three times higher than their five-year forecasts." This is true, and the grarph shows the rate is only increasing. In 2023, the graph shows there were about 350 GW off solar installed. The 5-year prediction from 2023 said that we'd end up around 450 GW by 2030. We hit over 600 GW in the first half of 2024.ALT

-via The Economist, June 20, 2024.

How much more will we manage in another five years? Another ten? Another twenty?

I know the US is about to fucking suck about the environment for the next four years. But the momentum of renewable energy is far too much to stop - both in the US (x) and around the world.

(Huge shoutouts to India, China, and Brazil for massive gains for the environment in renewables, and Brazil for massive progress against Amazon deforestation.)

We’re going to get there.

Say it with me. We’re going to get there.

bondilluns:

experimenting with food is so scary like what if this sucks ass and now i gotta eat it anyway or i’ll starve

dakotaqueen:

dakotaqueen:

Teach me how to use my tumblog

I am tumbling

kdinjenzen:

kdinjenzen:

kdinjenzen:

New Rule: If it’s SFW when a guy does it, it’s SFW when a girl does it.

Guy shirtless is SFW?
Girl shirtless is now SFW.

Guy with a noticeable bulge in a speedo is SFW?
Girl with a noticeable bulge in a speedo is SFW.

Etc, etc, etc.

I will not be taking any criticisms on this.

Deleting every stupid comment that says:

“Well actually NSFW means Not Safe For Work and-”

Because you motherfuckers know full well what I’m talking about and also know damn well that NSFW has become a blanket term for what is seen as inherently sexual versus what is seen as not inherently sexual.

This is about the fact that women’s bodies are always seen as sex objects regardless of their presentation, intention, or any attributing factors while men’s bodies are not.

“ACTUALLY men can’t be shirtless in places without being told they-”

I can go to comic book stores, game stores, the movies, collectors shops, sports stores, etc and get as many pictures of shirtless men on books, movies, games, trading cards, etc and it’s acceptable and fine.

If I ask for one with a topless woman on the cover I will be told that those either “aren’t sold here” or “are kept behind the counter in a sealed box with secondary covers that don’t show them bare chested”

If you’re watching a movie and in it a man wakes up in a movie after going to sleep and he’s shirtless and someone walks in while you’re watching they won’t say a word, but if it was a woman they’d give you a side eye.

Literally everyone saying “BUT BUT BUT” needs to shut the fuck up.

merely-another-fool:

technofeudalism:

auntierayeraye:

tamagotchi:

1hoverman0k:

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

😍fuck

tooies:

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

valtsv:

valtsv:

calling in sick to work with realising i’ve been dead for years

tweet originally posted by shaka @ScaredAsian: "i'm probably not even alive but i have a job so idrc about that rn"ALT

4ngelic-star:

before you ask idk if this is nari mpreg

uyukat:

accurate representation of how @probablygoat and i talk

himydogsayswoof:

emergency-broadcast-archive:

i swear to god i thought jerma was in the casket

whatcoloristhatcat:

ragafox:

ragafox:

you’ve got a lil’ somethin’ right there

News from Pangur Bàn… getting old, staying cute.

black classic tabby with high white spotting

anturus:

Y’all, my little nephew, who’s nickname is “Cabbage,” wanted a “punk jacket,” like Uncle Kade’s. (EMPHASIS ON LITTLE, be nice)

So, I asked him what kind of patches he wanted on it, and this is what we came up with. Just need to sew the patches down and line the vest. I can’t wait to finish it and send it to him.

minivulpix14:

The One Who Waits in the Snow

More snow pics undercut

Keep reading

casualfoxwitch:

casualfoxwitch:

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wet-leaf:

aahsokaatano:

l4byr1nthz1:

eldritchgriffin:

id-f87:

Hm

@ faradaycockcage

Further evidence

In the second Sonic movie, he refers to him self as ‘hedgehog of the house’ in Tom’s absence instead of ‘man of the house’ further implying his gender is hedgehog

not “he” as in “he/him” but “he” as in “hedgehog”

@aristarxs

this is the only post that matters



also that means sonadow isn’t m|m but hedgehog|hedgehog and somehow that’s even better. or is shadow’s gender just girlboss

daemaid:

I will take care of this beast, master. I will cut that crown from its HEAD!”

*Dies 10 seconds later*

Inspo under cut:

Keep reading

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Some masterpieces…..shuold never face the real world….. None of you are ready for my geinus…..sigh

caats:

currentlycryingaboutlancelot:

currentlycryingaboutlancelot:

currentlycryingaboutlancelot:

currentlycryingaboutlancelot:

currentlycryingaboutlancelot:

currentlycryingaboutlancelot:

currentlycryingaboutlancelot:

currentlycryingaboutlancelot:

currentlycryingaboutlancelot:

currentlycryingaboutlancelot:

shoutout to my brother for setting me up for this

guys if you keep reblogging this i’m gonna have to tell him it blew up on tumblr and my credibility from this comeback will instantly plummet

oh no this is still getting notes

this broke 10,000 notes so

results are in. no I can’t tell him about this I can’t do it

I’ve made a mistake

OKAY

well he believes me now!

ABORT ABORT ABORT

cowboy:

cowboy:

Inshallah they find him.

Best image in the universe

theoneofwhomisblue:

The imaginary meal

lemonsharks:

exocomets:

little-tunny:

little-tunny:

my mental image anytime i see someone leave this comment

Sorry for this post. Sorry. We took him to the park for a day of fun! :^)

[Image ID 1: A comic depicting someone with a sneering expression on their face. They’re saying “I’m sorry, but if that were me? I would not let that thing slide.”

Below is a drawing of a black and white cat sitting at the top of a kiddy slide with tears in his eyes. A large hand is blocking him from sliding down. The cat is wearing a party hat, a ribbon that says B-Day Boy, and holding a balloon that says “get well soon”.

Image ID 2: The same cat, now drawn happily riding a unicorn spring toy, eating a SpongeBob popsicle, playing on a water slide, and eating bubblegum. He has a speech bubble reading “Thanks for letting me have some” with the words distorted to indicate he’s talking with his mouth full. End ID.]

Why would you do this to me :(

lemonsharks:

exocomets:

little-tunny:

little-tunny:

my mental image anytime i see someone leave this comment

Sorry for this post. Sorry. We took him to the park for a day of fun! :^)

[Image ID 1: A comic depicting someone with a sneering expression on their face. They’re saying “I’m sorry, but if that were me? I would not let that thing slide.”

Below is a drawing of a black and white cat sitting at the top of a kiddy slide with tears in his eyes. A large hand is blocking him from sliding down. The cat is wearing a party hat, a ribbon that says B-Day Boy, and holding a balloon that says “get well soon”.

Image ID 2: The same cat, now drawn happily riding a unicorn spring toy, eating a SpongeBob popsicle, playing on a water slide, and eating bubblegum. He has a speech bubble reading “Thanks for letting me have some” with the words distorted to indicate he’s talking with his mouth full. End ID.]

Why would you do this to me :(

theoneofwhomisblue:

Wunk boundaries

hemipenal-system:

stormer-kromy:

hemipenal-system:

hemipenal-system:

well if you’re pawing off and i’m pawing off then who’s flying the dragon

LOOK AT THE ORB! NOW! ANY SCRYING POOL IT DOESNT MATTER! THEY HIT THE FUCKING SPIRES

God why is it always a 9/11 joke

well i can do a second one but im not sure it’d land

jomo-is-here:

i got very carried away with the background lol

girlb0yfriend:

fuuuuuck i have needs and wants and desires :( sadly they needto put me at the bottom of a deep as fuck hole and pour cement over me because of this

folksy:

nurse feratu and dr. acula are ready to see you for your blood tests

lemonsharks:

wcdonaldo:

your daily reminder that this is a microblogging website and not every post you see is a sweeping well thought-out hot take for you to consider and many posts are in fact vent posts that blew up on accident

Real life example: My therapy homework blew up and now it’s on pinterest

toqiuh:

Cotl doodles I’ve done during my breaks

theoneofwhomisblue:

Wunkscare

qedmirage:

buxina:

Bravo also to Robert Eggers for probably the least bad depiction of Transylvania in Western vampire cinematic history:

1. Having actual Romanian actors doing the dialogue in Romanian. You’d think this is a low bar to clear but nope.

2. High quality costume design that looks pretty accurate to 19th century Romanian and Roma peasantry, even down to specific braided hairstyles from the Transylvanian region.

3. Depiction of Roma people but refrains from having them as some typical Hollywood exoticizing role like a magical fortune teller etc. They’re in like half a scene, just chilling and playing music in front of an inn.

4. Use of the word “strigoi” which are actual spirits in Romanian folklore, unlike the term “vampire” which didn’t exist in Romania.

5. Sorry to the Nosferatu moustache haters, but a Romanian nobleman would have had that exact facial hair.

6. Depiction of religion (nuns, churches) that actually looks like Eastern Orthodoxy and not some vaguely spooky goth Christianity.

On point 2, if you’re not familiar with his earlier work, the director commentary on his debut film The Witch is hilarious. Most of it is him complaining about the historical inaccuracies he had to leave in for budget or practical reasons.

IIRC, he goes ‘our goats are incorrect’ and then elaborates that the period accurate goat breed doesn’t exist anymore, the closest simulacra is only raised on a single farm in New Zealand, and they didn’t have the budget to get one.

The level of attention to detail that gets regionally accurate hair braids is something of a mark of his work, and his films are better for it.

lauren-no-why:

nuramveth:

Ohhh help help! I’m hurt need help…

FUCK BRIAN GET LOST…

Ohhhh I am hurttttt heeelp… 🐦

This is what sunbathing looks like - they lie down in the sun and expose whatever part of the body, often with stretched wings, to the sunlight. This uses the UV radiation of the sun to help kill or drive out parasites like feather lice.

ihavedeclaredwaronthemoonxx:

this post is basically just hunch curio

ihavedeclaredwaronthemoonxx:

this post is basically just hunch curio

catchymemes:

yet-another-wizard-detector:

devious-buffoon:

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say “the ten hells” or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn’t even go onto him, that’s how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard “power word:scrunch” two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

WIZARD DETECTED

msexcelfractal:

she nothing on my nothing til i nothing. celibacy

daily-spooky:

pastadoughie:

pastadoughie:

pastadoughie:

boys shouild have tails so youu can pull on them

onn cawl w/ a boy & u justt hear.the twhwap thwap of him waggingg histail

i tug boytail

pastadoughie:

pastadoughie:

pastadoughie:

boys shouild have tails so youu can pull on them

onn cawl w/ a boy & u justt hear.the twhwap thwap of him waggingg histail

i tug boytail

trench-foot:

one of my worst writing sins is abusing my power to create compound words. i cannot write the sentence “The sun shone as bright as honey that afternoon.” no. that’s boring. “The sun was honey-bright that afternoon” however? yes. that sentence is dope as fuck. i do not care if “honey-bright” is a word in the english dictionary. i do not care if the sentence is grammatically correct. i will not change. i will not correct my erred ways. the laws of the english language are mine.

fullcravings:

‘Brown Butter’ Biscoff Stuffed Cookie Butter Cookies – Vegan!

nopain2trainandgilbert:

#Gilbert #cozy #chihuahua #smile #cutedog #rescuedog

inkblotscourt:

hi! i’m god. from bible. why are you doing that

theoneofwhomisblue:

Wunk containment saga