January 2025

thememedaddy:

unpeeled-human:

stop telling me what not to draw. i do not care

slimegargoyle:

the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel

fireball-me:

charaznablespeteevee:

steam notifications are a great way to see what a guy you havent talked to in 9 years is up toALT

I think about this tweet almost every time I get a steam notification

chelzone:

mysterydragon14:

Voice 8 of 11 - the Stubborn
I had another design for him ages ago but this is much better imo

been crazy stressed and technically i still am and will be for 2 weeks at least but somehow i managed to draw something anyway

ear fluff sorta mimiks the adversaries horns,
red patches are spots where she ripped out his feathers.
I considered eagle and hawk beak for a bit and then I saw some eagle leg feathers and i think they look awesome on him
wings are to small to get him off the ground

no flight. only fight!

waninocco:

hes livin his best life somewhere else and i couldnt be happier for him ;_;

niceinchnails:

Two of my fav phineas and ferb posts

partywithponies:

rmhashauthor:

partywithponies:

partywithponies:

Women can write m/m. Men can write f/f. Asexuals can write filthy smut. Lesbians and gay men can write m/f. It’s all arbitrary anyway. Who give a shit.

“Oh but they don’t have an experience of-” I don’t have any experience committing or solving murders either but that’s still mostly what I read and write about.

I’ve never banged an alien but here we are.

You’ve never banged an alien yet! There’s always time!

gumy-shark:

when you reblog a post because you think a specific mutual would enjoy it and then they reblog it from you

litterheaven:

nuggetemily:

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

nuggetemily:

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

anti-terf-posts:

bye-bye-sanity:

narcissus10191:

Every time you reblog this jk.rowling steps on a lego

*immediately reblogs*

official anti terf post

nicole-the-hololynx:

these two sweet creatures came into my house trying to get shelter from the rain. who am I to deny them a home?

brionysea:

usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and ‘save the day’

miniaturize:

they’re stretching him

headspace-hotel:

silken-scarves:

beardedmrbean:

kirbymongerr:

deseretgear:

senso1954:

this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn’t exist it’s so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.

Tiktok marvel fans really will be out here like “movie fan SHOCKED because i’d rather watch superhero movie #54 in blue and not a sensual 1987 french horror film about a man discovering his wife may not exist set in what is gradually revealed to be a space station” as if you’re supposed to agree that superhero movie #54 is the clear winner in this comparison

Love the idea of a story about a complex issue that’s told from the perspective of something that cannot comprehend or care about the issue. The way the story would be sliced up and moments that a human would consider pointless would be focused on because the pigeon happened to be there would be hype as fuck

Ok FINE I made the movie poster of it

Mališa, otherwise known as Little One, is a pet pigeon owned by a conservative butler of the Austro-Hungarian aristocracy. She is loved, and she is pampered— until her owner is murdered in cold blood, and she is left to fend for herself in Sarajevo.

In the wilds of the city, she feeds from the poor, working nationalist radicals, and the vieux riches alike.

To Mališa, there are no ethical concerns. No politics. No burgeoning nationalism.

There are only hands that feed her, and hands that do not.

This is compelling. Consider me fucking compelled.

katbites:

132 FURRET

glumshoe:

reblogging-dragon:

glumshoe:

Disclaimer: my hatred of geologists is purely theatrical, but if I did have to kill one for some reason, it would be very easy.

I’d brandish my obsidian knife at them and they’d be compelled to approach. “That’s very cool,” they’d say, confident in their superior strength and endurance from all the rocks they carry around at all times. They’d shower me with very interesting facts about obsidian and hover just out of range of the cutting edge, waiting for me to exhaust myself. “But as it is volcanic glass, it’s very fragile, you see, and isn’t well-suited for use as a weap—” and then I’d hit them with the wooden baseball bat in my other hand, which they would not have noticed because geologists can only see rocks and minerals.

Showed my Geologist dad a picture of the obsidian knife you had and he nearly said this exact thing word for word. I can’t believe my own father would fall prey to this. Clearly you know thine enemy

I work too closely with geologists not to have a contingency plan for eliminating them.

genesissaturna:

I had this short video of Ed falling off a nondescript ledge and it got transfered from my old PC to my new one which resulted in this happening to it and I struggle to understand how

litterheaven:

cozy

glowcowboy:

save me warm beverage

spooke:

Pokemon inktober day two - Johto

coffeeboringbeetle-deactivated2:

escuerzoresucitado:

id: a meme with the text:

> stoic self-reliance

> look inside

> neglecting your emotions and needs

Attached is an image of a cat looking knowingly at the camera // end id

abed-rashad13:

Today is my 31st birthday, my first birthday away from my home, my first birthday in a tent, and my first birthday in famine in the south. You can help me save myself and my family. Please donate, and if you can’t, share so everyone can see it


https://gofund.me/56a9a1eb


k1rian:

the brothers

im figuring out their rolls in the colt as long as their design … idk about kallamar though

catmask:

my boyfriend made me a strawberry chocolate latte tonight for valentines soon..!

typenull:

Collab with @animalinvestigator

thatglitchedartist:

Boop

Reblog this to boop who you reblogged it from and also OP

catmask:

today i played in the snow!

seathiing:

One of my co-workers has a standing desk that he uses sitting down. It looks like this


enlarged photo of very small stick figure diagram of a guy sitting at an office chair using his computer, but the computer is on a standing desk so his arms are sticking almost straight up in the air to reach the keyboardALT

fallingtowers:

fallingtowers:

what if it all worked out

it will…………..

it will……………….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fallingtowers:

fallingtowers:

what if it all worked out

it will…………..

it will……………….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fallingtowers:

fallingtowers:

what if it all worked out

it will…………..

it will……………….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

uredrunk:

rk9:

lindendragon:

zayshah:

captain-price-unofficially:

I’m Diné (Navajo) and in high school I was put in some kind of group for native kids. It was run by a white woman who told us that if we were ever in class and feeling overwhelmed, we had permission to just up and leave class to go wander around outside and reconnect with nature. We all took advantage of this regularly

the implication she thought you were like, forest fairies that had to periodically connect with nature to regain your strength is the most racist but also kinda funny thing I ever heard

Why would you leave this absolute gem in the tags

normalbeing404:

teaboot:

hmtn-mira:

acelessthan3:

Still collecting the full alphabet of the “live, laugh, love” variants if anyone has some good examples.

Bonus if they can fit the “We can’t ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.”

compilation of the comments’ best hits + some of mine own.

Missed a big one, huh

no it just wasn’t popular yet

normalbeing404:

teaboot:

hmtn-mira:

acelessthan3:

Still collecting the full alphabet of the “live, laugh, love” variants if anyone has some good examples.

Bonus if they can fit the “We can’t ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.”

compilation of the comments’ best hits + some of mine own.

Missed a big one, huh

no it just wasn’t popular yet

normalbeing404:

one thing you should know about me is that 69% of the innuendos and sexual references i make are intentional

normalbeing404:

slicedcheesegremlin:

bismuth-soup:

Me starting to copy the random noises my friends make

wawa

wawa

shrimpsketchy:

Narinder refusing to agree with Lamb that going on a crusade together isn’t a date.

I might go back to this one later.

Oh! Btw I have been posting some videos of my art process on Instagram too if anyone is interested.

normalbeing404:

sinsinewave:

i love how despite literally speaking being very similar terms, “netherlands” and “nether-regions” mean very different things

the Netherlands is in Europe but nether-regions are all over the earth

normalbeing404:

number-1-soup-fan:

no one will know which one it is.

only two ways to find out!

aurpiment:

parasocialanxiety:

theblackparadeisdead:

Christ alive

i love how only a FRACTION of these have any recognizable gendered cultural meaning and yet she has built that meaning in herself and keeps them completely separated

track-maniac:

sus-amogus-bot:

track-maniac:

azulcrescent:

I forgor to charge it

@sus-amogus-bot

sorry for disappearing

It’s okay sus-amongus-bot <3 a true impostor isn’t always here to do tasks

lantaniel:

lantaniel:

A drawing of someone standing next to a stick figure painting, thinking "I will do a hobby as stress relief"
The stick figure says, "You have to become good at the hobby or you are WORTHLESS"
The person starts vibrating with a dismayed expression and thinks, *STRESS*ALT

how do you do, fellow Creatives™

tags by takenene: #nah #if it's worth doing it's worth doing shittily my friends 😎ALT

that’s the spirit!!!!

hyperoperationfractallisation:

hyperoperationfractallisation:

riceoatswheatgrain:

npdsalad:

npdsalad:

Gets you with my Nice!

my Nice!

I have seen this post probably at least 20 times courtesy of @lukadjo, each time passing over it thoughtlessly and only now do I process the bizarreness of it

Hi again lukadjo

Hi again Lukadjo

mushpuppies:

random late night bonus post: my thoughts on furry legs :)