January 2025

from-space-or-something:

it’s annoying that video games disable achievements when you install mods. i DID kill alduin who cares if thomas the tank engine was there

m-a-salter:

cryoverkiltmilk:

demonicae:

nicolethered:

FYI iPhone users!

Oh… oh that’s disgusting.

For emphasis - YOU HAVE TO TURN THIS OFF FOR EACH INDIVIDUAL APP

You can get to all these faster (marginally) by going to Settings > Siri > Apps.

m-a-salter:

cryoverkiltmilk:

demonicae:

nicolethered:

FYI iPhone users!

Oh… oh that’s disgusting.

For emphasis - YOU HAVE TO TURN THIS OFF FOR EACH INDIVIDUAL APP

You can get to all these faster (marginally) by going to Settings > Siri > Apps.

linterteatime:

I LOVE MY ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴛᴀʟʟ WIFE!!!

depsidase:

beaft:

this website is so funny because every couple years we repeat the discourse of “which marginalised group is it morally okay for us to shit on?” and somehow nobody ever learns from it. we just look back and go, “hey, remember that time when everyone was joking about how ace people should all be put in meat grinders? that was so messed up. we should not have done that. anyway, here’s my topical joke about how polyamorous people should all be put in meat grinders.”

fishandshesmygills:

starting an anti-skincare routine where i eat whatever i want and never wash my face and spend at least 3 hours a week picking at my skin in the mirror. join my movement

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

A thing that I’ve learned in my life is that American pizza franchises have an extraordinarily robust set of protocols in place to prevent people from placing pizza orders internationally, and the reason I know this is probably the same reason those protocols exist.

It’s just pizza for some reason, too. For any other form of online ordering, I can place an order from Canada and have stuff delivered to an American address. Even for most other types of food I can do this, as long as the delivery address is in their service area. Pizza delivery franchises specifically? No dice – they really, really don’t want non-Americans ordering pizza, not even if it’s going to a valid address.

crediblebombthreat:

they’re letting me run around in the research lab to boost morale (because of how cute i am) even though i have several mysterious properties. the safety committee is PISSED lol and they’re right to be because no one knows about my spores

crediblebombthreat:

they’re letting me run around in the research lab to boost morale (because of how cute i am) even though i have several mysterious properties. the safety committee is PISSED lol and they’re right to be because no one knows about my spores

Are you pro or anti bush

beesmygod:

beesmygod:

he was a bad president

its a good start but i feel like he deserves worse than that

slunch:

formerly-evil:

devilboyblues:

readysetyeet:

hazeldomain:

brainsforbabyjesus:

hazeldomain:

hazeldomain:

Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

The poll winner seems to be “depends on whether you like him” which is super valid.

Mine watches fox news so “mom’s husband” it is!

My family has a great way of distinguishing between a new spouse you like and new spouse you disdain!

Your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are actually a cool person, you use their first name. So if you were to introduce them they would be: Aunt Jane and Bob.

If your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are a fuckwad you introduce them as: this is Aunt Jane and her second husband. The implication being that they are very replaceable and that we’re all just waiting for her to wise up to the situation and serve you divorce papers, she did it once, she can do it again.

MAGNIFICENT

Alright, but what if my mom on her third marriage found a decent man, but my mother herself is shitty

“my stepdad’s wife”

@sapphic-sargent your tags omg

You are doing God’s work

dragkingandreweldritch:

markvomit:

Mark Vomit (2020)

you may also know Mark Vomit from such hits as “You Are Not Immune To Propaganda” (featuring Garfield)

dragkingandreweldritch:

markvomit:

Mark Vomit (2020)

you may also know Mark Vomit from such hits as “You Are Not Immune To Propaganda” (featuring Garfield)

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

gaining followers pretty fast and that should not be happening i think. tumblr have some restraint. youre embarassing us

tumblr please. we have guests. control urself

oh shit those ARE the guests. hot damn. will have to contemplate this

Hello tumblr new arrivals! welcome, it is so good to have you here, some tips before we get started! u are coming across as, (what is colloquially known as,) “desperate,”

i think. u should perhaps not say this

huge-tromboner:

daily-spooky:

I thought this was a pre and post transition for a second before reading lmao

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

markscherz:

wandering-aloneo-o:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

werewolf-transgenderism:

hey don’t cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

IMPORTANT UPDATE: 7,532 species of frog in the world, ok?!

great news! 7,556 species of frog in the world, ok?!

hey don’t cry, now there are 7,576 species of frog in the world, ok?!

excellent news! 7,591 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

guess what! 7,624 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

hey don’t cry, 7,645 species of frog on planet earth, ok? peace and love on planet autism

great news! 7,653 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

hey don’t cry. 7,670 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

new year new frogs! 7,678 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

hey don’t cry. 7,683 species of frog in the world, ok? ❤️

hey don’t cry. 7,698 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

hey don’t cry. 7,701 species of frog in the world, ok?

@markscherz how many of these do we get to thank you for again?

95 at present, more on the way :)

hey don’t cry. 95 species of frog discovered by tumblr’s own frog scientist dr. mark scherz, ok?

hey don’t cry. 7,758 species of frog in the world, yippee!

hey don’t cry. 7,806 species of frog in the world, ok?

bogleech:

kropotkindersurprise:

January 20 2017 - Alt-right leader/fascist Richard Spencer gets punched in the face at Trump’s inauguration in Washington DC. [video]

Remember how this guy disappeared from the public eye after this and said he felt fearful of going outside? :)

meow-wow72:

messigoku:

mostlysignssomeportents:

STOP DOING DEVOPS ON PERSONAL SITES

 STOP DOING DEVOPS ON PERSONAL SITES

• PERSONAL WEBSITES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN CLOUDS

• YEARS OF BLOGGING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for zero-downtime CI/CD PIPELINES

• Wanted to put your website on the net ? We had a tool for that: It was called "FTP"

• "Yes please orchestrate my deployment. Please provision horizontal scaling" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

LOOK at what DevOps Engineers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the homepages & fan sites we built for them

(This is REAL Ops, done by REAL Engineers)

"Hello I would like to containerize the application layer please"

They have played us for absolute fools
ALT

kira-serialfaggot:

escuerzoresucitado:

Horror movie plot but it’s just a higher dimensional being doing this to a regular guy just walking along

jame7t:

greenlabcoat:

jame7t:

I hate when animals are ontologically evil

not even true i saw you give a demon blade to a house fly last week

that fly was pure of heart & dedicated it’s life to protecting women. Think before you post

blogofex:

delyth88:

coughloop:

armengoldira:

Guy freezes his hair and it stands tall.

Guy freezes his hair and it stands tall.

Life goals.

I’m so proud of him

I’m curious so I’m going to ask – have you tried character[.]ai? It’s so popular at the moment that there’s a queue to be able to access the site

argumate:

I don’t try things, people try things and tell me about them and I shake my head in world weary fashion

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vampsprite:

every time i remember this video exists im not even exaggerating when i say i wheeze until i cant breathe its the fuckijgn funniest thing in thw world to me it gives me a migraine every time i watch it

#decadesofhair

jareckiworld:

Jaroslav Róna — In the Labyrinth IV (oil on canvas, 2021)

tired-mochii:

tired-mochii:

I’m drowning in debt and urgently need help!!!

Tuesday, January 21st: Hello, everyone. I’m Gem, a bi, mentally ill, and disabled woman in desperate need of help as I’m struggling to pay off my debt and get groceries!!

I apologize for asking for help again; as most of you know from my previous posts, I have been struggling quite a lot to make ends meet while on welfare benefits and due to my rent arrears and ever-increasing debt. And to be quite honest, these past few months have been absolute hell for me, and with no other income, I’ve been relying on the kindness of others to get by.

However, I desperately need that kindness again; as some bills came out early and fees were added to my account, this balance has been bouncing between my PP and my bank, accruing fees that I am struggling to pay. I don’t receive my welfare until the 31st and could really use some help because, if I can’t pay this balance off by then, my welfare will be taken and I won’t be able to pay my rent later on!!

Again, I know this is a lot to ask, especially in January, but if anyone could spare any amount to help me, even if it’s just £1/$1/€1, it would save my life, and sharing helps just as much.

£30/£300!!!

✨️PayPal✨️

I am very tired. Please help!!

fiyerotigelar:

Reminder for when he “saves” it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Don’t give him the credit for fixing his own problem.

cognitohazardous:

cognitohazardous:

im surprised no one is talking about how elon musk paid people to make high level hardcore characters for him so he could claim it was all his work on livestream only to be immediately exposed as he couldn’t even play the game right

like holy shit

maviyenot:

soup-mother:

soup-mother:

agricultural intellectual property makes me want to kill

noo we need to tightly protect the genetic code of these crops we’re using borderline agricultural slave labour to harvest

goldom:

weirdness-is-good:

spicyvampire:

I think I’ve been patient enough, when is it gonna be my turn to bite people

snipdoodle:

smile, you’re on film!

horseabortion69:

I’ve been waiting to hear this my entire life

strawberrus0da:

I tried to leave Kudos on a fic that was already deleted (i had the tab open) and I was expecting it to just bug out or not work but this is so much more unsettling

depsidase:

strawberrus0da:

I tried to leave Kudos on a fic that was already deleted (i had the tab open) and I was expecting it to just bug out or not work but this is so much more unsettling

chowfur:


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aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202:

aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202:

After dicking around on Little Red Book (apologies because I keep forgetting the phonetic spelling but obv its name isn’t English) i can say that as far as im seeing all of the Americans are being really respectful and eager to learn and all of the Chinese are super welcoming and happy to have us over there and genuinely this might be the start of the end of anti-Chinese racism at least in a portion of the internet community because everyone is having a really sweet time together just talking to each other. Idk it just makes me happy

Things that are happening on xhs (xiaohongshu) (Little Red Book) as of today:

- the cat tax is real and THIS specific image keeps getting posted in the comments of American posts

- everyone keeps making Chinese spy jokes on both sides of the language barrier and everyone thinks it’s hilarious

- something like half my explore page is beginner mandarin classes

- there’s a culture amongst the Americans forming of “do NOT fuck this one up guys, we are in their house and we will be POLITE” which I really love

- in the same vein, im seeing posts go around of people encouraging each other to google translate their posts to mandarin so the app natives don’t have to translate it themselves, again as a sort of “you guys were here first and we don’t want to make things more inconvenient”

- a lot of people very unironically being like “wow I didn’t know we all had so much in common and you guys are super based” (from both sides) is going on

-the amount of English homework getting passed over to us to do is insane

- Americans are bad at English homework and keep accidentally giving the wrong answers

- this:

pretty well encompasses the vibe of the American TikTok refugee side of xhs right now

-at this point it’s mildly unusable for me because I don’t have convenient access to google translate on my phone and Americans are so good about translating to mandarin that they aren’t even putting the English version in their posts anymore. which is epic ngl

aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202:

aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202:

After dicking around on Little Red Book (apologies because I keep forgetting the phonetic spelling but obv its name isn’t English) i can say that as far as im seeing all of the Americans are being really respectful and eager to learn and all of the Chinese are super welcoming and happy to have us over there and genuinely this might be the start of the end of anti-Chinese racism at least in a portion of the internet community because everyone is having a really sweet time together just talking to each other. Idk it just makes me happy

Things that are happening on xhs (xiaohongshu) (Little Red Book) as of today:

- the cat tax is real and THIS specific image keeps getting posted in the comments of American posts

- everyone keeps making Chinese spy jokes on both sides of the language barrier and everyone thinks it’s hilarious

- something like half my explore page is beginner mandarin classes

- there’s a culture amongst the Americans forming of “do NOT fuck this one up guys, we are in their house and we will be POLITE” which I really love

- in the same vein, im seeing posts go around of people encouraging each other to google translate their posts to mandarin so the app natives don’t have to translate it themselves, again as a sort of “you guys were here first and we don’t want to make things more inconvenient”

- a lot of people very unironically being like “wow I didn’t know we all had so much in common and you guys are super based” (from both sides) is going on

-the amount of English homework getting passed over to us to do is insane

- Americans are bad at English homework and keep accidentally giving the wrong answers

- this:

pretty well encompasses the vibe of the American TikTok refugee side of xhs right now

-at this point it’s mildly unusable for me because I don’t have convenient access to google translate on my phone and Americans are so good about translating to mandarin that they aren’t even putting the English version in their posts anymore. which is epic ngl

min3nc:

i-am-the-egg-to-rule-all-eggs:

biglawbear:

afterword:

This is really funny on dark mode

On dark mode this is like a clown trying to hide behind a light pole.

i use dark mode and i STILL clicked it

autism-official:

Stuff I probably shouldn’t want to witness

osokasstuff:

sodomit:

sodomit:

Made a little something on slur reclamation.

And there it is, yeah.

[ID: first picture has two columns.

the left column’s header is “reclamation:”. below is a picture of a person who holds a poster overhead. poster says: “that’s mr faggot to you.” text below explains: “presents the slur as an identity worth defending, explicitly opposed to how most people use it.”

the right column’s header is “not reclamation”. below is a picture of a person who smiles and says, “of course i look normal, i don’t have to act faggy just because i’m gay.” text below explains: “uses the slur as something negative, worth condemning and distancing from, identical to how the general public uses it.”

the second picture is a screenshot of the tags.

#that’s part of why i can’t see the use of the r slur being framed as reclamation #not once have i seen it be used in a positive way. people just use the word reclamation to mean “being able to use a slur”

the last sentence is underlined red. end ID]

jomo-is-here:

narinder when the lamb asks him why he fell in the water

audio from here (0:08)

geomimetry:

my favorite thing might just be assigning them cat and sheep behaviors, im so glad we all agreed on this in the fandom

redbuddi: