January 2025

omghotmemes:

At night the beast sleeps

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

that thing where you’re attracted to someone not in a platonic or romantic or sexual way, but in an ‘i want to read about their exploits’ kind of way

cannabiscomrade:

cannabiscomrade:

cannabiscomrade:

cannabiscomrade:

cannabiscomrade:

ICE raids are starting on Tuesday in Chicago.

Yell “ICE” and “LA MIGRA” to disrupt them. Notify people and use your privilege as a citizen to make ICE’s job as difficult as possible.

Fascism has been here. It’s just loud now. Time to be loud too.

If you cannot attend protests in person, it’s time for you to organize with your community and educate yourself.

Donate to bail funds in your city now. Find the sanctuary cities near you.

Go to libraries. There are groups organizing. Do not let the censorship of TikTok allow these communities to go silent.

What they’re doing to TikTok and the timing of it, whether Trump saves it to make himself look better or he censors it on the doorstep of his new reign, it is intentional.

Trump is expected to issue an emergency executive order regarding the southern US border tomorrow after inauguration.

California, Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas, be ready for ICE and border patrol.

#WTF isn’t Chicago a sanctuary city?

Yes. Trump is targeting sanctuary cities. This report on Chicago was originally a leak, so all sanctuary cities are on alert.

Midwest Immigration Bond Fund (IL, IN, WI, KY)

Border Angels Familias Reunidas Bond Program

0ketinha:

asidecharacter:

Decided to try this out, but I think I actually did pretty well (?)

@0ketinha @starrypawu @klocreates2310-art @isaacz @chewwypepsicola

Speedpaint :]

Keep reading

INFLUGREEN MY SONN!!!

YOU DID THEM ALL SO GOOD!!

vampireghostlawyer:

an old con gag that will always be funny is someone cosplaying spy from tf2 in a group of people and they’ve got a different cosplay taped to their face to blend in

ahagoat:

slaughterhousefive:

I just need everyone to know about this tiktok account where these two girls sit and make a cocktail or a mixed drink, usually in a public place, but specifically usually like a fast food restaurant, and look around somewhat nervously while they do it like they’re on the run. They’re usually prominently featuring 2000s-era pop culture like wearing bedazzled clothing or using a Motorola RAZR. It’s called 2girls1bottl3 and I’m obsessed with it.

It’s also important to know they go by Mixey (right) and Munchy (left). They do exactly what their names imply in every video.

My best friend and I are certain Mixey is going to snap and kill Munchy one day

ahagoat:

slaughterhousefive:

I just need everyone to know about this tiktok account where these two girls sit and make a cocktail or a mixed drink, usually in a public place, but specifically usually like a fast food restaurant, and look around somewhat nervously while they do it like they’re on the run. They’re usually prominently featuring 2000s-era pop culture like wearing bedazzled clothing or using a Motorola RAZR. It’s called 2girls1bottl3 and I’m obsessed with it.

It’s also important to know they go by Mixey (right) and Munchy (left). They do exactly what their names imply in every video.

My best friend and I are certain Mixey is going to snap and kill Munchy one day

chocolatecakecas:

and the crowd isn’t surprised. i hate it here.

blanketfellow:

My Bro just had a really good food idea.

Garlic. Bread. Croissant.

steve-of-the-woods:

squidking220:

a-very-large-pile-of-hats:

silksong-when:

hollowknight-heritage-posts:

a-very-large-pile-of-hats:

calciifer:

a-very-large-pile-of-hats:

inafightwithgod:

a-very-large-pile-of-hats:

fanart

hey op here this is the best thing i’ve ever seen

Me too

hey. it’s me again. this brought me to the verge of tears. i love this. thank you

Hollow Knight Heritage Post

image

we gotta collect all the art mediums

A

dude-the-ancient-dragon:

mysharona1987:

Listen, it makes sense for cruel bloodsucking monsters that prey on people to be vampires too.

yourlocalbreadenthusiast:

crunchbuttsteak:

Imagine this whole post in the TikTok text to speech voice.

That took me until the very last image to realize.

catchymemes:

theofficialjonbeers:

catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241:

I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

Me without my glasses

clowngirlpony:

choicelessflope:

hollowboobtheory:

if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I’m killing you

see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows

Think again

lieutenant-sarcastic:

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

depsidase:

lynnnshooty:

turtleduck-inc:

powdermelonkeg:

dystopiansocietystraw:

when i tell you i had an aneurysm

“Average canyon is full of arachnids” factoid actually just a statistical anomaly. Average canyon has a normal amount of arachnids. Spider Gorge-

tumblr has like 5 jokes that just get recycled.

it’s very efficient that way.

average tumblr user only knows five jokes factoid actually just statistical error. Spiders Georg-

anxietyproblem:

vivzie-zp:

corrwill:

ouijasexting:

im fucking crYIN G omfg

I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!

the ending gif, I can’t

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

i would cannibalize god’s rotting corpse. if the opportunity arose

rickybabyboy:

cryptotheism:

jame7t:

Well your pet puppy isn’t even nuanced

Your baby kitty is derivative

human child

the-haiku-bot:

aromancy:

saint-augustines-pears:

blackmormon:

thebobblehat:

awkwardarbor:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?

Are

you 

sure?

idk why you’re confused, that poor gazebo needs help

This has hit my dash three times… that final reblog made it worthy.

I only liked this for the gif

You cannot call for help, you must face the gazebo alone

The gazebo can best any champion, save the noble cheetah

The gazebo can

best any champion, save

the noble cheetah

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

ladytengen:

transfem-juice:

furryprovocateur:

everyone trying to own trump about the “he doesn’t know sex isn’t determined at conception” thing really fundamentally does not understand what the point of that was, and learned basically nothing from his first term. he is not invested in scienve, biology, or any rational discussion where his provably false beliefs would be subject to scrutiny. he is signaling to everyone in the country that it does not matter what you say, he will never care and he will take every action to enforce these views and embolden his followers with the same rhetoric. you cannot logically talk to a person like this when they are reasoning with emotion, not logic. you cannot dunk the transphobia away. someone post the vonnegut quote.

transfem-juice:

furryprovocateur:

everyone trying to own trump about the “he doesn’t know sex isn’t determined at conception” thing really fundamentally does not understand what the point of that was, and learned basically nothing from his first term. he is not invested in scienve, biology, or any rational discussion where his provably false beliefs would be subject to scrutiny. he is signaling to everyone in the country that it does not matter what you say, he will never care and he will take every action to enforce these views and embolden his followers with the same rhetoric. you cannot logically talk to a person like this when they are reasoning with emotion, not logic. you cannot dunk the transphobia away. someone post the vonnegut quote.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that’s how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

*waking up with a sore neck* where are my goddamn spell slots

pastadoughie:

neon-wonderlands:

Artist: vasjenkatro

kira-serialfaggot:

seymour-butz-stuff:

were–ralph:

official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

foodffs:

Blueberry Buckle coffee cake is a buttery vanilla cake dotted with fresh blueberries and topped with a sweet cinnamon crumbly streusel topping. Enjoy this scrumptious delight for breakfast, dessert, or any time of the day.

the-autistic-spider:

bludragongal:

bludragongal:

Spider-Man: MENACE

THANK YOU so many people have stolen/reposted this comic!

amazing would love more menace spidey

art-crumbs-main:

what-even-is-thiss:

paradiseismade:

jewish-sideblog:

When I was in kindergarten I saw a painting of the American Revolutionary War. I asked my mom, “Who were the good guys and who were the bad guys?” And she said, “That’s not really how war works. It’s not like a TV show. Both sides thought they were right, otherwise they wouldn’t have been fighting.” And my seven year old ass went “Oh ok”

Anyway having internalized that fun fact in literally kindergarten? It surprises me how many college-educated adults still don’t seem to know about it.

OP your mum is correct but also you realise this was literally about the American Civil War where there very much was a good guys and bad guys side?

Like I appreciate the sentiment but it’s one of the few wars where you can very easily pick the side that was validated by history.

It says American Revolutionary War

tomgirlhysteria-deactivated2023:

this post altered my brain so now whenever i have a bowl of any food i think Oh fuck yes it’s a little bowl of seeds for me

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

I need someone to hold me gently and it’s getting critical

a screenshot of the reblog-to-like ratio of this post, there are currently twice as many reblogs as likesALT

oh dear none of us are alright

accessible-tumbling:

ID: A screenshot from a TV show. It shows Danny Devito, a fat white man wearing glasses and a black jacket, speaking to someone on the right.

Subtitles on the screen read: “You would have to be a real lowlife piece of shit to be proud to be an American.”

End ID.

schwazombie:

nordfjording:

nordfjording:

^what he said

(automated translation) There is no need to start by making this unnecessarily complicated. Anyone on a political stage giving a political speech in front of a partly right-wing extremist audience who raises their right arm in a swinging manner and at an angle several times is doing the Hitler salute. There is no need for “supposed” or “similar” or “controversial”. The gesture speaks for itself, it is documented in the video. Anyone who then wants to reinterpret it, whoever doesn't want to see the Hitler salute, does so at their own expense.ALT

“One doesn’t need to make things unnecessarily complicated at the outset. He who raises his right arm at a slant forcefully and repeatedly while standing on a political stage at a political speech in front of a partially extreme right public is performing the Hitler salute. There is no need for ‘allegedly’ or 'similar’ or 'debated’. The gesture speak for itself, it is documented on video. Whoever then wants to reinterpret it, whoever doesn’t want to see (i.e., refuses to recognize) the Hitler salute, does so on their own behalf.”

(sorry I am really bad at translating but this is roughly what it says, for my non-German speaking mutuals)

inhumanliquid:

incognitopolls:

This poll is about whether you would be willing to pass your genetic health issues on to biological children. For the purposes of this poll, answer based on this question alone– if you don’t want to have children for other reasons, try to put those reasons aside and answer solely on the basis of whether you would want hypothetical children to inherit your condition(s).

For the purposes of this poll, do not include the possibility of IVF + PGD (in vitro fertilization with preimplantation genetic diagnosis), which allows the parents to choose a healthy embryo or an embryo with specific traits to be conceived.

If you have a genetic disorder/syndrome that significantly affects your quality of life and could possibly be passed on to your children, would you want to have biological children, knowing that they could inherit your condition?

Yes, I would still want/be willing to have biological children

No, I wouldn’t want to take the risk of passing my condition to my children

It’s complicated/other

I don’t have any conditions like this, show results

See Results

Be civil in the comments and remember that real people live with every one of the conditions you could bring up in your hypothetical arguments. If you have a condition that aligns with this question, feel free to discuss your reasoning, but I encourage anyone who does not have a condition like this to refrain from speculating on the value of lives with such conditions. Do not use this post as a platform for eugenics.

We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

I got all my parents’ genetic issues. Even if there weren’t other reasons I didn’t want kids, I wouldn’t wish this hell on my worst enemy.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

do u think Tinkerbell ever just fuckin bit people? she’s tiny, angry, and easily mistaken for an insect, surely she gave into that tempation

“she straight up tried to kill wendy” that’s not what i asked

health-goth-inc:

I’m sorry i called your mom a “salt & vinegar typa bitch” at the table and I’m sorry i doubled down by insisting it was a compliment

pulpfanfiction:

deepseametro:

cdi-screens:

The Super Mario Bros. Super Show: “The Bird! The Bird!”
[06808/18699]

STOP IT!!!!!!

every day until you like it

ponderosa121:

Page 1 of 4 of a fanart comic. Panel one is a bucket of 'World's Best Chikkin' on a kitchen countertop. Panel two is high angle of Jeff the land shark with heart eyes for the chicken. Panel three is a POV shot of an impossibly high countertop. Panel four shows Deadpool grabbing the chicken bucket with a little heart expression coming offscreen from Jeff. Panel five is Jeff running excitedly around Deadpool's legs as he carries the chicken out of the kitchen.ALT
Page 2 of 4 of a fanart comic. Panel one is a wide shot of Deadpool sitting on a loveseat tossing bits of chicken in his mouth while Jeff sits on the floor wiggling excitedly. Panels two through eight is an alternating sequence of the chicken disappearing and Jeff's expression going from an excited YUM to flat to GRUMP. Panel nine is Jeff biting Deadpool's leg and in panel ten a drumstick falls (reward!). CHOMP! Panel eleven is Jeff licking his lips and being satisfied (also he looks real goofy because the artist gave up trying to fix that panel)ALT
Page 3 of 4 of a fanart comic. Panel one is a wide shot of Deadpool sitting crosslegged on a kitchen countertop while Logan leans against it. They've each got a hot dog in hand and cheers them together (the wieners touch). Panel two has Jeff walking past the kitchen and noticing Deadpool eating. Panel three is a closeup of the ketchup-laden hotdog in Logan's hand. Logan's nicely plump wiener has MAJESTY. Panel four has Jeff with a big toothy devious smile. Panel five is tinged in red with an aiming reticle targeted on Logan's leg. Panel six is a closeup of Jeff immediately regretting biting his leg with a CLANG sound effect. Panel seven is Jeff with his head thrown back in a sad MRRRHHH with broken teeth and fountaining tears.ALT
Page 4 of 4 of a fanart comci. Panel one is Deadpool leaning forward laughing uproariously at Jeff's misfortune. Panel two is looking down at Jeff touching his paw to his mouth still crying and shivering and looking very sad with a little broken heart (no hot dog AND it hurts). Panel three is a closeup of Logan's eyes as Deadpool's laughter continues. Panel four is a matching closeup of Deadpool's eyes going >_< as he gets a SNIKT through the head. Panel five has Deadpool's mustard-laden hot dog falling down to an overjoyed Jeff. CHOMP! The final panel has Logan carrying Jeff away while Jeff sticks his tongue out nyahhhhh at Deadpool offscreen.ALT
Bonus drawing of Jeff the Land Shark curled up in a little dog bed cuddling Wolverine's mask.ALT

Jeff + Poolverine. Have something nice today.

salvadorbonaparte:

salvadorbonaparte:

salvadorbonaparte:

I told my students they’re allowed to be creative and don’t have to be factual when writing about themselves in German because I keep getting questions like “what if I don’t have roommates or what if I don’t have hobbies” and I’m like guys just make something up! Have fun! I won’t fact check you!

So now I am grading homework where a student is claiming to be from North Korea and his hobby is tax fraud

I fully believe that as long as it’s grammatically correct, coherent and answering the question students should be able to write whatever the hell they want. I don’t care about their actual hobbies and the names of their siblings.

One of my students is writing about a ghost he “interviewed”. The ghost is called Walter and died in 1865 . The ghost has ghost friends.

This is making grading homework significantly more fun.

salvadorbonaparte:

salvadorbonaparte:

salvadorbonaparte:

I told my students they’re allowed to be creative and don’t have to be factual when writing about themselves in German because I keep getting questions like “what if I don’t have roommates or what if I don’t have hobbies” and I’m like guys just make something up! Have fun! I won’t fact check you!

So now I am grading homework where a student is claiming to be from North Korea and his hobby is tax fraud

I fully believe that as long as it’s grammatically correct, coherent and answering the question students should be able to write whatever the hell they want. I don’t care about their actual hobbies and the names of their siblings.

One of my students is writing about a ghost he “interviewed”. The ghost is called Walter and died in 1865 . The ghost has ghost friends.

This is making grading homework significantly more fun.

mousettte-deactivated20241119:

henpillled-deactivated20241123:

i make a mean soup

Now make one that is beautiful and true

sayruq:

btw now is the best time to keep boycotting. the israeli economy has never been weaker. don’t stop the protests or the demands for divestment. keep supporting organisations like the Hind Rajab Foundation and the Accountability Archive. ofc don’t stop boosting and donating to Palestinians as Gaza is still uninhabitable.

enjoy this moment but the work has not ended

deerfishing:

milkpropaganda:

elbiotipo:

benignmilitancy:

natalieironside:

On Sundays and holy days the rest of us have to commit extra sins to pick up the slack for the Catholics

theconcealedweapon:

tass3l:

the “wow. these people are so weird. thank god im the only normal person here” circus

separates + my tadc oc because i can 💃