Women can write m/m. Men can write f/f. Asexuals can write filthy smut. Lesbians and gay men can write m/f. It’s all arbitrary anyway. Who give a shit.
“Oh but they don’t have an experience of-” I don’t have any experience committing or solving murders either but that’s still mostly what I read and write about.
I’ve never banged an alien but here we are.
You’ve never banged an alien yet! There’s always time!
Apologizing for the terrifying series of events that left shocked, confused, and disgusted citizens screaming, crying, and searching for cover, Federal Emergency Management Agency administrator Daniel Gilroy announced his resignation Tuesday after accidentally playing porn on the nation’s Emergency Alert System. “This morning at 11:21 a.m. EDT, I opened up a pornographic video on my laptop, pressed play, and, instead of sending the audio to my headphones, broadcast it via our national public warning system to over 340 million Americans,” said Gilroy, adding that he was deeply sorry for any fear or panic he’d caused by playing the sounds of a nearly two-minute video titled “Horny MILF Sucks Stepson’s Huge Cock” on all U.S. cable, broadcast television, and AM and FM radio, as well as through thousands of loudspeakers used as hurricane and tornado sirens across the country.
The construction workers within the community will keep up on maintenance. You see that? This is solidarity and mutual aid in the face of capitalist oppression.
The median rent in Houston(assuming this is Texas) is $1,853 a month. This person is likely being handed $59,296 a month. Even if they have to pay utilities or maintenance that’s still a comfortable six figure yearly salary. How the FUCK do they not have ANYTHING left over. Like how do you blow through nearly $60k a month. I could spend $60k in a month once, not EVERY month. That is a fucking embarrassment of riches, like I want to see this person’s bank statements, what in GOD’S name are you doing every month that costs $60k. At that point it is actually your fault if you don’t have a savings to deal with something like this, truly I cannot even fathom spending that much money every month. If I was making that kind of money I’d have like two savings accounts and a retirement fund and I’d have gold or some other easily liquidated asset to sell if something exactly like this happened, and I’m a dirt poor dipshit who’s never even seen that kind of money in person. The FUCK is this person’s excuse??
Sorry rent in Houston is $1,800 a month??? How the fuck are Americans alive???
and was marie antoinette effectively utilizing coquette dollette hyper feminine toxic femininity lana del rey old money ceramic baby fawn sad girl girlhood girlblogger girlboss power when she secretly conspired with foreign countries to kill scores of her own citizens in an attempt to restore the absolute monarchy and the regime that had rendered millions starving poor oppressed colonized enslaved and murdered
and was marie antoinette effectively utilizing coquette dollette hyper feminine toxic femininity lana del rey old money ceramic baby fawn sad girl girlhood girlblogger girlboss power when she secretly conspired with foreign countries to kill scores of her own citizens in an attempt to restore the absolute monarchy and the regime that had rendered millions starving poor oppressed colonized enslaved and murdered
I have seen this post probably at least 20 times courtesy of @lukadjo, each time passing over it thoughtlessly and only now do I process the bizarreness of it
The wikipedia page for resiniferatoxin is so funny. “Oral consumption of 0.001 mg causes severe burning pain. We fed 148 mg to a rat and it fucking died. We think it might treat premature ejaculation.”
I have seen this post probably at least 20 times courtesy of @lukadjo, each time passing over it thoughtlessly and only now do I process the bizarreness of it
Hi again lukadjo
It’s me??? On my dashboard??? Sorcery is undoubtedly at play
Hi again lukadjo
the meaning of this post has once again eclipsed itself. “my Nice!” is now, again, meaningless to me, and the post is now merely “Hi again Lukadjo”
i think this is what they did to people in MKUltra
this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn’t exist it’s so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.
Tiktok marvel fans really will be out here like “movie fan SHOCKED because i’d rather watch superhero movie #54 in blue and not a sensual 1987 french horror film about a man discovering his wife may not exist set in what is gradually revealed to be a space station” as if you’re supposed to agree that superhero movie #54 is the clear winner in this comparison
Love the idea of a story about a complex issue that’s told from the perspective of something that cannot comprehend or care about the issue. The way the story would be sliced up and moments that a human would consider pointless would be focused on because the pigeon happened to be there would be hype as fuck
Ok FINE I made the movie poster of it
Mališa, otherwise known as Little One, is a pet pigeon owned by a conservative butler of the Austro-Hungarian aristocracy. She is loved, and she is pampered— until her owner is murdered in cold blood, and she is left to fend for herself in Sarajevo.
In the wilds of the city, she feeds from the poor, working nationalist radicals, and the vieux riches alike.
To Mališa, there are no ethical concerns. No politics. No burgeoning nationalism.
There are only hands that feed her, and hands that do not.
This is compelling. Consider me fucking compelled.
curious that you think I’m a bitch, considering the homunculus clone of you that I keep in my basement has never said something like that to me. could it simply be that the stresses of your daily life are making you irritable?
I do really need y'all to get it through your heads that transvestigation is also inherently intersexist, because it’s grounded in the idea that sex is a binary and there is no natural sex variation in human bodies.
I’m tired of seeing intersex people get told that they only get affected by these things on “accident” and that it’s not “really” intersexism because “it’s transphobia.” I’m tired of intersex people being told that we aren’t affected by things that we are often the primary targets of.
It is intersexism. It is transphobia. It is racism. These things work together to create hostile environments for anyone who doesn’t fit the bigoted idea of what people are “supposed” to look like.
Quit acting like intersex people are only affected by these things on accident when we are direct targets. Quit acting like intersex people are some unknown mythical creature that medical science has never heard of, when the truth is that if you haven’t heard of us, it’s because we have been actively erasedand abused into silence.
Bigots don’t stop harassing us when they find out we’re intersex. They don’t accept us. They don’t think we’re natural or normal. They think we’re freaks. They think we should be forcibly operated on to make us “normal.” They kill us, they assault us, they want us to stop being born at all.
The idea that transphobic bigots are okay with intersex people because we’re born this way is false, and people have got to quit pretending that transphobia is the only factor at play.
I do really need y'all to get it through your heads that transvestigation is also inherently intersexist, because it’s grounded in the idea that sex is a binary and there is no natural sex variation in human bodies.
I’m tired of seeing intersex people get told that they only get affected by these things on “accident” and that it’s not “really” intersexism because “it’s transphobia.” I’m tired of intersex people being told that we aren’t affected by things that we are often the primary targets of.
It is intersexism. It is transphobia. It is racism. These things work together to create hostile environments for anyone who doesn’t fit the bigoted idea of what people are “supposed” to look like.
Quit acting like intersex people are only affected by these things on accident when we are direct targets. Quit acting like intersex people are some unknown mythical creature that medical science has never heard of, when the truth is that if you haven’t heard of us, it’s because we have been actively erasedand abused into silence.
Bigots don’t stop harassing us when they find out we’re intersex. They don’t accept us. They don’t think we’re natural or normal. They think we’re freaks. They think we should be forcibly operated on to make us “normal.” They kill us, they assault us, they want us to stop being born at all.
The idea that transphobic bigots are okay with intersex people because we’re born this way is false, and people have got to quit pretending that transphobia is the only factor at play.
there must have been a real awkward couple of decades between “humans start trimming and shaving their facial hair” and “people figure out what makes facial hair look good”
Since yet another piece of media depicting the mountain meadows massacre as the most fucked up thing the mormon church has ever done just came out, I’d like to take another opportunity to direct everyone to the Timpanogos tribe website and encourage you to read about the black hawk war and the events surrounding and following it
brigham young literally ordered the mormon militia to “exterminate” the Timpanogos people - murdering the men and selling the women and children into slavery. The remains of Black Hawk were robbed from his grave and put on display in temple square until 1996
The full truth needs to be heard. It can’t be minimized into something titillating but consumable. The Timpanogos people did not endure the grief and suffering brought by the mormon militia so people could both leave them out of the discussion and make money off a story they were erased from.
Again, please read for yourself on the Timpanogos website, spread the word, and donate if you can (there is a button for it on the site).
Since yet another piece of media depicting the mountain meadows massacre as the most fucked up thing the mormon church has ever done just came out, I’d like to take another opportunity to direct everyone to the Timpanogos tribe website and encourage you to read about the black hawk war and the events surrounding and following it
brigham young literally ordered the mormon militia to “exterminate” the Timpanogos people - murdering the men and selling the women and children into slavery. The remains of Black Hawk were robbed from his grave and put on display in temple square until 1996
The full truth needs to be heard. It can’t be minimized into something titillating but consumable. The Timpanogos people did not endure the grief and suffering brought by the mormon militia so people could both leave them out of the discussion and make money off a story they were erased from.
Again, please read for yourself on the Timpanogos website, spread the word, and donate if you can (there is a button for it on the site).
I am absolutely devastated. I watched a compilation YouTube video not long ago called something like “tiktoks that have vine energy,” and I saved the video my “Watch Later” playlist because quite a few of them were really good.
Problem is, the video got taken down! I’m so sad. Specifically, there was on TikTok of a girl in absolute tears going
“I think- Ooh! Some yogurt for me?” *flashes a yogurt container to the camera* “WRONG.” *opens the containers revealing it’s filled with ground beef* “Groouuund Beeeeeeef! W U T ?”
And the way she said “W U T” became a sound bite for my stupid little autistic brain to repeat over and over, and now that video’s gone, and TikTok search feature is worse than Tumblr, so I guess it’s just gone forever. I’m so sad 😭. I was literally so close to downloading and backing up that entire YouTube video, but I didn’t.
0/10 Internet experience. Absolutely wretched transistor experience.
It just occurred to me that the phrase “Neo-Nostalgia” is not an actual popular phrase that most people know. It’s a phrase that I made up in my head and have been using to describe that “trendy” feeling of nostalgia younger people (Gen Z) gets towards era they were never apart of. IE, 1920s, 1950s, 1970s, 1980s, etc.
I just had this realization because I learned the real word for that concept. It’s “Anemoia.”
I kinda my own better. The real word gives me “anonymous” or “anemia” vibes, but I guess I’ll start using it, regardless. 😵💫
I am absolutely devastated. I watched a compilation YouTube video not long ago called something like “tiktoks that have vine energy,” and I saved the video my “Watch Later” playlist because quite a few of them were really good.
Problem is, the video got taken down! I’m so sad. Specifically, there was on TikTok of a girl in absolute tears going
“I think- Ooh! Some yogurt for me?” *flashes a yogurt container to the camera* “WRONG.” *opens the containers revealing it’s filled with ground beef* “Groouuund Beeeeeeef! W U T ?”
And the way she said “W U T” became a sound bite for my stupid little autistic brain to repeat over and over, and now that video’s gone, and TikTok search feature is worse than Tumblr, so I guess it’s just gone forever. I’m so sad 😭. I was literally so close to downloading and backing up that entire YouTube video, but I didn’t.
0/10 Internet experience. Absolutely wretched transistor experience.
Disclaimer: my hatred of geologists is purely theatrical, but if I did have to kill one for some reason, it would be very easy.
I’d brandish my obsidian knife at them and they’d be compelled to approach. “That’s very cool,” they’d say, confident in their superior strength and endurance from all the rocks they carry around at all times. They’d shower me with very interesting facts about obsidian and hover just out of range of the cutting edge, waiting for me to exhaust myself. “But as it is volcanic glass, it’s very fragile, you see, and isn’t well-suited for use as a weap—” and then I’d hit them with the wooden baseball bat in my other hand, which they would not have noticed because geologists can only see rocks and minerals.
Showed my Geologist dad a picture of the obsidian knife you had and he nearly said this exact thing word for word. I can’t believe my own father would fall prey to this. Clearly you know thine enemy
I work too closely with geologists not to have a contingency plan for eliminating them.
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