January 2025

wizardarchetypes:

wizardarchetypes:

they should invent a grief that doesn’t define you in new and strange ways for the rest of your life

p1ctur3:

idk anymore

made it due to this

conzoop:

DJ bunny rabbit has got the whole club burrowing into the soft loam of the dance floor

wtfgaylittlezooid:

Everyone’s favorite cosmic joke

Idea given to me by @thevisjex

someoctober:

someoctober:

posting from my hotel’s air conditioning control

I am being so serious

aflo:

gamer boyfriend yells GODDAMNIT! from the other room and throws his headset and you walk in all what’s wrong babe :( and he’s playing a story-driven indie game

chat-chouage:

ivan-fyodorovich:

chat-chouage:

the other day i started writing an office romance but i quickly remembered that i have no idea what working in an office is like

as opposed to your vast personal expertise in romance?

modernbutch:

it’s literally the mid 2020s

byjove:

I would say closer to 99.5% of women don’t like him but the point still stands.

my-blog-is-a-sideblog:

I’m sorry bitch you where nice to me once and now we are going to be friends forever.

Get loved idiot

blog12345678910-deactivated2021:

blog12345678910-deactivated2021:

Insane how we’re animals

This is literally us but different

wakitzu:

“Black.”

“…Really? I-” They sound surprised, but it shakes off rather quickly, and they’re already bounding up besides him. “You know what? I should have guessed that from the start. It’s literally the color of your fur and is associated with death.” They laugh. “It suits you.”

Narinder side eyes them, turning away when said color makes eye contact back.

@bamsara’s comics first got me into the game, and then their The Rehabilitation of Death got me into making fanart again a;lsdjkfdl;sajf. This section in particular from chapter 4 was awesome. It made the Lamb feel dark and unknowable somehow. I had to try replicating it in a drawing.

supreme-leader-stoat:

buy-these-potions:

Yknow that post about that person watchin Parasite expecting there to be an actual flesh parasite monster.

Well I was readin “Invisible Man” by Ralph Ellison, which is a good book about a man tryna find his way in a world that doesn’t want him after his entire life plan fuckin falls apart (the invisibility in this case is metaphorical).

And I was NOT reading “THE Invisible Man” by H.G. Wells (which does in fact star an actually invisible man)

So I’m readin like ‘damn, this dude fuckin goin through it! The groups of power present truly do not see him as the man he is, but rather what they wish him to be! Making him, metaphorically, invisible!

And then he’s actually gonna turn invisible!!!!”

supreme-leader-stoat:

buy-these-potions:

Yknow that post about that person watchin Parasite expecting there to be an actual flesh parasite monster.

Well I was readin “Invisible Man” by Ralph Ellison, which is a good book about a man tryna find his way in a world that doesn’t want him after his entire life plan fuckin falls apart (the invisibility in this case is metaphorical).

And I was NOT reading “THE Invisible Man” by H.G. Wells (which does in fact star an actually invisible man)

So I’m readin like ‘damn, this dude fuckin goin through it! The groups of power present truly do not see him as the man he is, but rather what they wish him to be! Making him, metaphorically, invisible!

And then he’s actually gonna turn invisible!!!!”

max1461:

backus-naur:

max1461:

max1461:

god bleath to america

this phrase is perfectly symmetrical:

god bless america
death to america
god bleath to america

five unique letters from each source phrase, and eight shared letters. perfectly aligned. representing my deep and absolute ambivalence on this nation.

I’ll have to disagree. It’s very symmetrical, but not perfectly symmetrical. Two letters from the first phrase are missing from the combined phrase, while only one letter is missing from the second. So proportionally more of the second phrase is being represented.

Semantically I think that’s reasonable

rat2rrj:

greatpoetryfun:

mariacallous:

Friendly reminder as we head into tax season (for US Americans), that the major tax preparation companies are fully prepared to lie and mislead you into paying for their tax preparation software when you might qualify for free software through the IRS.

Don’t fall for their bullshit. Visit IRS Free File and see what services are available to you. The requirements vary depending on your household status and income, but if you make less than $79,000/year (which is nearly everyone I know), you probably qualify for something.

HR block also did this shit to me, fuck em

I’m sorry

You pay money to a private corporation

So that you can give the government its tax money??

How is regulating turbotax and the like out of existence not a top priority

rat2rrj:

greatpoetryfun:

mariacallous:

Friendly reminder as we head into tax season (for US Americans), that the major tax preparation companies are fully prepared to lie and mislead you into paying for their tax preparation software when you might qualify for free software through the IRS.

Don’t fall for their bullshit. Visit IRS Free File and see what services are available to you. The requirements vary depending on your household status and income, but if you make less than $79,000/year (which is nearly everyone I know), you probably qualify for something.

HR block also did this shit to me, fuck em

claricedarlings:

the ham is melting, the turkey is suspended in midair, the salami is hatching from its own egg. why did we even come to the salvador deli

gobbochune-deactivated20241018:

inthesensethat:

Everyone claiming to be attracted to milfs is lying except for this guy

katelyn-danger:

bnprime:

ottisbuns:

time-traveling-fetus:

krudman:

I have never watched a mr beast video and every time I see his face doing that weird dead smile he does in every thumbnail, it just looks like that one photo of charlie from always sunny to me

i don’t understand, are they supposed to get nicer or just less bruised up?

<- cocaine / alcohol->

byjove:

byjove:

byjove:

byjove:

when he starts talking about how much he hates unions but you’re from Appalachia

(he doesn’t know I’m about to union-bust his head open)

post dedicated to the scab actors and writers

damn. this post blew up. read up on the West Virginia Coal Wars and remember not to cross picket lines. unionize.

elliegoose:

by calling it “time theft”, the state created a crime that sounds even cooler than simply dicking around while on the clock, something which is already incredibly cool

cecilias-cool-stuff:

Never stop hating

theconcealedweapon:

bongjoonheaux:

Lately I’ve been getting an influx of comments from people going “What does this even mean 😂??” What’s up with that. Where did you all come from. I thought the UN agreed that we should all stop doing that in 2016

fransu:

decemberwinter:

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

I’m italian and there’s something that people defending this shit don’t fucking understand.

they think the “Roman salute” is something unrelated to nazis or fascists but the “Roman Salute” IS the fascist salute. It’s not a different concept, it’s the same thing!! It’s not “good” because it doesn’t have the word “nazi” in it, It’s the same shit.


And to people saying “He is throwing out his heart to the crowd” tell me if YOU would do it at a 45 degree angle with your thumb tucked in and your fingers closed together. Personally, a throwing motion in my imagination has your palm completely open and your fingers spaced out

Regardless, This is what propaganda is, They do bad thing and then they say “no it good actually” and the population goes “Ok then it’s all good” it’s not all good, They’re making you think it is. It sucks


Politicians gain power through the Ignorance of the people, don’t trust people just because “They said it”

segamascott:

When you say you're anti-CAM what does that mean? Like what does CAM mean in that context? I genuinely haven't seen that acronym before and I'm assuming you aren't anti-camming as in like the form of sex work

ms-demeanor:

ms-demeanor:

ms-demeanor:

ms-demeanor:

ms-demeanor:

Complimentary and Alternative Medicine.

I am capable of turning off my inner annoying atheist, I am incapable of turning off my inner annoying quackwatcher.

I have had real life fights with people I genuinely love about this and I do not regret it. I will absolutely not regret shitting all over someone’s $500 herbalist certification.

Warding spells are real, if you want me to stay far away from you forever tell me that you practice reiki.

The nice thing is that I will probably never bring this kind of thing up. I’m never going to go out of my way to figure out if the people around me are, like, really into homeopathy. The less nice thing is that if you bring it up with me I am never, ever, ever going to shut up about it and if you attempt to show me a *study* on the healing power of prayer or the use of chiropractic to treat asthma we are forever enemies and I probably won’t talk to you again but I will use the several hours of furious debunking that I did after our conversation to make arguments against your beliefs in the future. You are already a lost cause to me but other people are less stupid about the way that ice crystals form and I can work with them.

I *loathe* medical woo, it kills people and the people who engage in it are shitty human beings who are hurting other human beings.

RE: Herbalism

I don’t think that there’s a proponent of science-based medicine alive who doesn’t understand that plant compounds are important in medicine and it is important to research them. We *DO* get a lot of medicine from plants.

But “medicine from plants” and “herbalism” are not the same.

The example that most people like to bring up is aspirin and willow bark tea. You can use willow bark as a painkiller, you can collect your own and brew it up when you’ve got a headache.

What you can’t do is control the dose. You can’t do this for a number of reasons, including having little control over the conditions the tree grew in and variations in preparation technique. If you’re measuring very exactly you can control for some of these things, but even if you were in charge of the willow tree you collected the bark from it’s not going to be the same at different places on the trunk or in different seasons.

That’s not a huge deal if you’re using aspirin for a headache, it can be a much bigger deal if you’re using aspirin as a bloodthinner.

And the example that people LIKE to use is aspirin because it *isn’t* a big deal. The example they *don’t* like to use is foxglove (digitalis, which produced digitoxin, which can be used to treat heart failure) because that’s a medicine from a plant that you can’t fuck around with using herbalism, it needs extremely careful extraction and preparation because if it’s done wrong it’ll just straight kill you.

And then you get into herbal treatments that are generally safe and largely not harmful even if they may not do anything, and it can feel totally reasonable to recommend red raspberry leaf tea to a friend who is having cramps. As long as that friend isn’t diabetic because red raspberry leaf interacts with insulin. And as long as your friend isn’t on an anticoagulant because red raspberry leaf can ALSO act as an anticoagulant.

And those are just examples of what can happen if you know you are actually getting the plant that you think that you are getting and that it is unadulterated with fillers and uncontaminated with anything else and is properly prepared (or is prepared the same way as the last batch you bought and so it can be dosed the same way).

There are two ways that Kava Kava can be prepared; do you know which of those two ways is associated with more deaths and liver transplants? Do you know not to take Kava if you have a history of liver issues or if you are on antidepressants? (ctrl+f for “Hema Ketha” for the study from that overview that goes in depth on that; for whatever reason you can read the whole article in the overview but if you click on the link you only get the abstract)

Are you attempting to take therapeutic doses of turmeric? There’s some evidence that it can help relieve joint pain. However you need to take really, really high doses because the medicinal compound in turmeric has low bioavailability. And because you’re taking high doses you may be swapping out the risks of NSAIDs for the risk of lead poisoning, because it is unfortunately very common for turmeric to be contaminated with lead.

One of my big, big problems with CAM - including herbalism - is that people turn to it because they think it is safer than “allopathic” medicine. They think “it’s better to drink raspberry leaf tea than it is to take midol because midol is full of chemicals and raspberry leaf tea is just tea.” But midol doesn’t interact with insulin, and most people are *aware* they’re taking a blood thinner when they take NSAIDs.

There’s this tea shop I go to that has maybe a hundred different kinds of herbal teas, some of which are clearly supposed to be medicinal, but the one that always stands out to me is the St. John’s Wort tea that has “NOT FOR PREGNANT” on the label. It’s good that they’re recommending that pregnant people don’t select that tea, but that tea is also not for people on antidepressants, triptans, birth control, warfarin, stantins, protease inhibitors, or people who have had solid organ transplants.

But it’s just tea. And what could just tea do, right?

(It could make your anti-rejection meds so weak that it kills you. That’s what just tea can do. But maybe one cup of older tea, or one cup that is more leaf than flower, or one cup that wasn’t steeped as long doesn’t hurt, so you drink it and you think it’s fine, it’s not a problem, and it isn’t a problem until it is but you don’t know the difference between one cup of tea and the next because this shit is impossible to dose)

This is also why I’m extremely leery of the “you can try CAM as long as you are using it alongside your doctor’s care and you do what the doctors say” thing because that is relying on:

  1. People reporting every supplement, tincture, tea, etc. that they are taking to their doctors (which they often don’t do because what’s the big deal it’s green tea extract and billions of people drink green tea every day)
  2. The ingredients in the supplements being exactly and ONLY what is on the label (which is a long shot - it seems like every three years there’s a study or a report that finds that supplements - usually in the US but also around the world - don’t contain what they are supposed to and often contain stuff they are not supposed to)
  3. Doctors being aware of all of these possible interactions (which is a stretch; pharmacists are likely to have a better handle on it but even then, there are all kinds of supplements being labeled all kinds of things all the time; medical woo scammers LOVE to rebrand their supplements)

So long story short I’m not particularly bothered if you try herbalism on yourself after looking into things that you think will help you. I do have a problem with people who *recommend* herbal treatments without A) a full medical background understanding of the person they recommend the treatment to and B) comprehensive knowledge of whether the thing that you’re recommending will interact with any medications they might be taking or exacerbate any conditions that they might have and C) some kind of accountability mechanism in place - like a malpractice suit or the loss of license - like a doctor might if they prescribed a medication that was dangerous to their patient.

Because that’s the other infuriating thing - CAM practitioners often aren’t held to the same standards as medical professionals. Patients who trust CAM practitioners often think of them like doctors, but they don’t have the same protection from CAM practitioners like they would from doctors. If your herbalist tells you to treat your cancer with apricot pits or black salve - even if that’s in addition to chemotherapy - it could end up seriously injuring you and they’re not committing malpractice because there’s no legal standard for their practice. Nobody can remove their license because there’s no such thing as an herbalist license, so whatever harm they did to you can be done to other people after you with no professional consequences.

I have pretty much limitless tolerance for things that people want to do to themselves. If you want to take valerian because you think it helps you sleep (in spite of essentially no evidence that it does so and more adverse reactions among natural sleep aids than things like camomile - which also has no evidence that it’s an effective sleep aid) I don’t care, just make sure to check for drug interactions first.

If you want to replace your elderly parent’s NSAID painkillers with clove oil, fuck you.

for people on the other post who are not familiar with my position on herbalism.

kaijuno:

socialistexan:

Pay them better, next question

girlgrimer:

miss my buddy zeebzeob looking at his pics and vodeos

arquitectoserectos:

germany-official:

states-system:

germany-official:

states-system:

germany-official:

0fficial-america:

America does approve.. But how does reproduction work with twinkes..?

Via mitosis

What the fuck does this mean

Do you want an explanation of mitosis or what America is?

What psychedelics were the creator of the video on

Onions

post-uwuifier:

sillycourtjester:

post-uwuifier:

geryone:

anyone else 1 situation away from losing their mind

anypony ewse 1 situwuation away fwom wosing deiw mind UwU

This post has been UwU-ified!

post-uwuifier is already there. Been through multiple situations, mind lost long time ago, and is the example left behind. How does it feel

wife is suffewing and agony beyond compawe!! UwU

meepmoopmaap:

dreamvisiongirlfriend:

memory-is-treachery:

u heard him ladies

so many mornings I need Dionysus to do this for me

@bugwolfsstuff

toqiuh:

been reading bamsara’s TROD au and man do i love their dynamic

gutpuker:

gutpuker:

gutpuker:

begging ppl to recontextualize their understanding of the word “trauma” because its either “everything is trauma” or “you dont have trauma unless you witness a literal war otherwise its insulting to people with trauma disorders” and neither of those are right

it doesnt take a huge violent event for you to be scarred by something mentally and suffering from it. when people say “triggering content” or put up trigger warnings what they usually mean by that is that the content is “graphic”, “gorey”, “drastic”, and while yes, of course these could be huge triggers for people who have been in direct contact with violence, its a huge misunderstanding of the issue. you have no way to know what triggers someone personally. because trauma occurs when a person doesnt know how to cope with something and resolve it emotionally, what is traumatic depends more on the individual than the stimuli in question. multiple people could experience the same event and only one develop ptsd for example. its an undoing of a persons internal sense of safety and belief system. because of that a trigger can be a sound, sensation, even certain phrases or words. its irresponsible to pretend otherwise.

case in point: complex post traumatic stress disorder, a disorder which is caused by a long lasting trauma due to things like abuse and being held captive. it doesnt take one singular drastic event for it to develop, it just does because youre mentally carrying a sense of danger wherever you go.

prettyinpinkcatgamer:

crtter:

srsfunny:

annoying as fuck

I think my favorite memes are the ones about insignificant but universally relatable things

this is gonna be relatable forever, unless they somehow make butter that you can spread and that isn’t stretched with water that squirts out when you do spread it.

autism-official:

dolce-cerise:

thebestworstidea:

tricky-pockets:

anexperimentallife:

seems like there’s a whole genre of:

society: autistic people fundamentally don’t comprehend [x]

autistic people: no, I get it, I’m just Not Gonna Do It

just because I understand doesn’t mean that I agree

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

Official autistic post.

thedoorthatopensonitsown:

erindizmo:

pluralwizard:

bakarilennox:

catsbeaversandducks:

luccorvus:

just-things-i-enjoy:

official-mugi:

immaplatypus:

thenatsdorf:

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

Him face

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

Reblog him face for good luck in 2022

Reblog him face for good luck in 2023

Reblog him face for good luck in 2024

Reblog him face for good luck in 2025

sacred-portal:

drarryking:

weaver-z:

Every romance book promoted on tiktok is just full to the brim with horrible “steamy” taglines that are just like… Eyes on me, Little Beast. I’m here to make you Damp

inthefallofasparrow:

thesentdowngirl-deactivated2023:

All time

xiaq:

xiaq:

When you only have 4 Tupperware containers and the 3 smaller ones are in the freezer, the avocado gets the penthouse suite.

Why is there a sudden influx of people reblogging this post about an avocado I made 5 years ago?? How do you explain shit like this to the folks from Meta/Twitter??

shes-imperfect-but-she-tries:

20xbetterthanu:

impatentpending:

khadij-al-kubra:

amuseoffyre:

captainlordauditor:

ailorian:

steakplissken:

adrianainthesnow:

syrupie:

nitrosplicer:

mmmm-books:

Can’t believe Jane Austen wrote Pride and Prejudice in the 2000s

And in 2015 Emily Brontë released literary clsssic Wuthering Heights

Thank God someone paved the way for them…

if you think jk was the first woman author, you don’t actually care about women authors.

Mary Shelley didnt fuck on her parents graves for this level of disrespect

Murasaki Shikibu didn’t invent the novel for this.

Christine de Pizan did not sit down at her desk and write The Book of the City of Ladies, advocating for women’s education and finding value in women of all social classes and backgrounds, in 1405 for this.

🎶SHAHARIZADE HAD A THOUSAND TALES🎶

This……….isn’t even true in 20th century fantasy or childrens books? Pierce, Lackey, Applegate, McCaffrey, Bradley, Butler, whomst?

Casual reminder that

  • a woman was the first known author/poet in 2300BC - Enheduanna
  • the first novel in recorded history was written by a woman in 1010AD - Murasaki Shikibu
  • the earliest example of science fiction was written by a woman in 1666 - Margaret Cavendish
  • horror science fiction was popularised by a teenage girl in 1818 - Mary Shelley
  • a Scotswoman expanded childrens’ stories from moralising tales into anarchic adventures in the mid 1800s, well before it became popular in the early 20th century - Catherine Sinclair
  • the masked/costumed hero archetype that inspired Batman and Zorro was created by a woman in 1905 - Baroness Emma Orczy
  • And while she is problematic as all get out, we all know who is to blame for popularising Boarding School fiction (which is a huge inspiration of She Who Must Not Be Named) from the 1930s onwards - Enid Blyton

And do I even need to mention what a badass pioneer Ursula Le Guin was for women author in the fantasy/sci-fi genre?

Not to mention Agatha Christie is literally second only to Shakespeare in terms of works sold – 4 billion compared to JKR’s paltry 500 million 

Mary Shelly did what

Mary.Shelly.Lost.Her.Virginity.On.Her.Parent’s.Grave.

shes-imperfect-but-she-tries:

20xbetterthanu:

impatentpending:

khadij-al-kubra:

amuseoffyre:

captainlordauditor:

ailorian:

steakplissken:

adrianainthesnow:

syrupie:

nitrosplicer:

mmmm-books:

Can’t believe Jane Austen wrote Pride and Prejudice in the 2000s

And in 2015 Emily Brontë released literary clsssic Wuthering Heights

Thank God someone paved the way for them…

if you think jk was the first woman author, you don’t actually care about women authors.

Mary Shelley didnt fuck on her parents graves for this level of disrespect

Murasaki Shikibu didn’t invent the novel for this.

Christine de Pizan did not sit down at her desk and write The Book of the City of Ladies, advocating for women’s education and finding value in women of all social classes and backgrounds, in 1405 for this.

🎶SHAHARIZADE HAD A THOUSAND TALES🎶

This……….isn’t even true in 20th century fantasy or childrens books? Pierce, Lackey, Applegate, McCaffrey, Bradley, Butler, whomst?

Casual reminder that

  • a woman was the first known author/poet in 2300BC - Enheduanna
  • the first novel in recorded history was written by a woman in 1010AD - Murasaki Shikibu
  • the earliest example of science fiction was written by a woman in 1666 - Margaret Cavendish
  • horror science fiction was popularised by a teenage girl in 1818 - Mary Shelley
  • a Scotswoman expanded childrens’ stories from moralising tales into anarchic adventures in the mid 1800s, well before it became popular in the early 20th century - Catherine Sinclair
  • the masked/costumed hero archetype that inspired Batman and Zorro was created by a woman in 1905 - Baroness Emma Orczy
  • And while she is problematic as all get out, we all know who is to blame for popularising Boarding School fiction (which is a huge inspiration of She Who Must Not Be Named) from the 1930s onwards - Enid Blyton

And do I even need to mention what a badass pioneer Ursula Le Guin was for women author in the fantasy/sci-fi genre?

Not to mention Agatha Christie is literally second only to Shakespeare in terms of works sold – 4 billion compared to JKR’s paltry 500 million 

Mary Shelly did what

Mary.Shelly.Lost.Her.Virginity.On.Her.Parent’s.Grave.

vampirekill3r:

goodnight:) <- my goodnight hat

thememedaddy:

very-gay-alkyrion:

1hoverman0k:

guy with 60hz monitor: i am enjoying playing this game

guy with 240hz monitor: Honestly if you were to conceive of the most efficient possible torture in terms of purely causing agony for as long as possible and also have your firstborn son killed in front of you during the torture it would not even be a tenth as bad as playing a game at 60 fps

Guy with a laptop: Yeah I’m happy if it runs at 20 fps

therottenkingsreckoning:

charlesoberonn:

also, as has been pointed out, all fetuses technically start out female before the Y chromosome is activated around 6-8 weeks in. So if we were to go by the first section of this definition, then all men are trans