encountered this on united airline’s website today. the unseen second option turned out to be frequent flier miles, but RIP to the one glorious moment where it seemed perhaps i would be able to show the price of my flight in some other, non-monetary format, such as bartering with goats or backrubs. the sound of a baby’s laughter. your five most precious childhood memories.
Thank you for choosing Fae Airlines. To start things off, may we have your name?
Thank you for choosing
Fae Airlines. To start things off,
may we have your name?
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
encountered this on united airline’s website today. the unseen second option turned out to be frequent flier miles, but RIP to the one glorious moment where it seemed perhaps i would be able to show the price of my flight in some other, non-monetary format, such as bartering with goats or backrubs. the sound of a baby’s laughter. your five most precious childhood memories.
to anyone in the areas impacted by the wildfire smoke, my #1 biggest piece of advice as someone whos been dealing with wildfire smoke in the NW united states for years, is build yourself a Corsi-Rosenthal Cube
they perform as well as expensive HEPA air cleaners, and are comparatively VERY inexpensive. all you need is a box fan, 4 air filters, a piece of cardboard, and some duct tape!!!!
i think it took us maybe a half hour to put ours together, if that, and we replace the filters every 3 months. it’s really made a HUGE difference, both when the air quality is bad, but also with our allergies
Saw these easy to read instructions on Twitter. Stay safe 💚
you DON’T need to know where your favorite celebrity/artist/athlete lives, who they’re dating, where they go grocery shopping, what they are doing at any given moment when they are off camera actually. just an fyi
“Breathe looks like a thin, cropped tank top with mesh panels to keep the user cool. While it’s normally tight fighting, Breathe contains a smart alloy material called Nitone that, when electrified, loosens the garment. It’s battery operated and can be adjusted with a remote controller, so the user can discreetly change how tight the binding is – there’s no need to change their clothing or go into a private space in order to take a break. There’s also an optional feature that will automatically loosen the device when the user is playing a sport.”
i’m going to be completely honest i think the bigger issue is the most of you can only conceptualize an “artist” as someone who makes 10 figures on patreon drawing voltron yaoi or whatever and not people who like. live off paycheck to paycheck, working for a boss they hate, who’s constantly at risk of being layed off because they’re seen as replaceable and interchangeable. like literally every other working class person.
Hey. Your brain needs to de-frag. Literally it needs you to sit there and space out.
If you want your memory or executive function to improve, stare out a window at the skyline or sidewalk or trees or birds on the electrical wires for like 20+ minutes per day. (With no other stimulation like a podcast or TV if you can manage but hey baby steps innit). If you’re fortunate enough to have safe outside with any bits of nature, go stare closely at a 1 meter square of grass and trip out on the bugs and shapes of grasses and stuff.
Literally this will make you smarter. Our brains HAVE TO HAVE this zone out time to do important stuff behind the scenes. This does not happen during sleep, it’s something else.
That weird pressurized feeling you get sometimes might be your brain on no defrag.
alright, I’m annoyed with the class that I’m taking. it’s about writing novels, and I thought it would have cool stuff about balancing your narrative and developing themes etc, but instead she spent the first class talking about how every book fits into the Hero’s Journey (the monomyth template). and I was somewhat of a contrarian, and said “can you give us examples of books that don’t fit into this template?” and she said “no. because all books fit.”
but I dunno man, I just finished reading this Korean book where the plot is just the character having a string of hookups and reflecting on them without changing in any way. I don’t know if it’s possible to contort that into the Hero’s Journey.
Just started reading Sherlock Holmes and all the adaptations are wrong. This man is a delight. He gets excited about hemoglobin and is ecstatic at the thought of Watson as a roommate. He purposefully forgets how the solar system works so he has more room in his brain for crime. He shows Watson the dirt stains on his trousers and he can tell what part of London they come from based on color and consistency. (As far as i can tell Watson didn’t ask, Sherlock just gets back from walks and tells Watson about the stains unprompted.) The text specifically says “Holmes was certainly not a difficult man to live with.” Why does every adaptation make him unpleasant and rude, he’s literally just eccentric. He’s such a goober, I love him.
My therapist (who knows my gender and is not an asshole!) Recently recommended me a JK Rowling book, and was VERY surprised when I said that I wasn’t comfortable giving money to someone who wanted me gone.
We had a conversation where I explained that Rowling was very vocal against the trans community and used a lot of her wealth to bail out transphobes and fund anti-trans agendas, and they just said, “I hadn’t heard about that- I just thought she was passionate about the female experience.”
That’s what they do, though. They say things that sound fine and normal and maybe even good on the surface to an uneducated third party and it kinda holds up until you start asking questions.
“Protect women and children!” Is a rly that any decent person can get behind. What nobody seems to do on their own is ask, “protect women and children from who?” And, “from what?”, and, “Is that fear realistic?” And, “has that actually happened to any degree worth considering as a systemic issue?”
The sequel ‘Skull Measuring for beginners’ is scheduled for 2025.
a list of factors that CAN cause poor outcomes and fatalities in blood transfusions:
being crossmatched with the wrong A/B/O, RhD/rhesus, or HLA group
Blood that isn’t properly screened for blood borne disease, increasing the risk of transmission of HepC, vCJD, and HIV/AIDs
massive transfusion protocols, which have been associated with a minor increased risk in hemolytic transfusion reactions, air embolism, hyper- and hypo- kalemia (blood potassium), magnesia (blood magnesium), and calcemia (blood calcium)
Improper storage of blood and blood products like plasma/FFP and platelets
A list of factors that there have no substantial scientific proof of being linked with poor outcomes and fatalities in blood transfusion:
the sex of the donor
Currently, in the UK, there via a shortage of blood donors; in particular donors from Afro-Carribean backgrounds, whose blood is more likely to be a HLA match for transfusions for sickle cell anaemia and beta thalassaemia sufferers.
I guarantee you that if you’ve gone into haemorrhagic shock, or are at risk of sickle cell crisis, the absolute last thing you’re going to be thinking about is the sex of your donor, because without blood — no matter who donated it — you’re going to die.
Blood transfusions save lives — no matter the donor’s sex — to say that donor sex is related to adverse outcomes is at best, blatant misinformation with limited if any scientific backing, and at worst, modern day phrenology that’s playing dice with people’s lives.
(The data Rowling uses comes from 3 trials, all of which agree that a. further studies with wider sample sizes are needed, and b. the cause is likely due to an immunological factor rather than anything to do with endocrinology. Also, bias of interpretation is A Thing, folks.)
I was actually just up in Ohio for the solar eclipse, and did you know, I’d never seen Spring before?
I thought I had, because down here in Florida we do get some flowers and nice green leaves as the weather shifts from cool to hot, but the trees are never bare and the flowers just blend in with the rest of the trees and in comparison this Actual Spring was some sort of magical wonderland, I swear to god, I’ve never seen anything like it
Apple blossoms???? are so pretty???????? the subtle changes of the colors, and they take up the whole tree and they’re so damn beautiful????????????????? I had never seen them before, we don’t have any apple trees down here at all, but now they might be my favorite flower
I’m familiar with cherry blossoms- we do have some cherry trees- but not like this. This tree was entirely pink and stood out so much! No leaves or anything on the trees, just flowers everywhere!!! I see why people like spring and cherry blossoms so much, I think.
And idek what these are but LOOK at that!!!!!!! Life and color!!!! Spring!!!!
So yeah. I went to Ohio and I thought it was beautiful and i wanted to share that with you. Your state is wonderful!!!
‘While bats can only sense the outer shapes and textures of their targets, dolphins can peer inside theirs. If a dolphin echolocates on you, it will perceive your lungs and your skeleton. It can likely sense shrapnel in war veterans and fetuses in pregnant women. It can pick out the air-filled swim bladders that allow fish, their main prey, to control their buoyancy.
It can almost certainly tell different species apart based on the shape of those air bladders. And it can tell if a fish has something weird inside it, like a metal hook. In Hawaii, false killer whales often pluck tuna off fishing lines, and “they’ll know where the hook is inside that fish,” Aude Pacini, who studies these animals, tells me. “They can ‘see’ things that you and I would never consider unless we had an X-ray machine or an MRI scanner.”
This penetrating perception is so unusual that scientists have barely begun to consider its implications. The beaked whales, for example, are odontocetes that look dolphin-esque on the outside—but on the inside, their skulls bear a strange assortment of crests, ridges, and bumps, many of which are only found in males.
Pavel Gol’din has suggested that these structures might be the equivalent of deer antlers—showy ornaments that are used to attract mates. Such ornaments would normally protrude from the body in a visible and conspicuous way, but that’s unnecessary for animals that are living medical scanners.’
devastating news for the discourse poster: “media literacy” in the modern age includes the ability to identify which posts are bait
before you go on lamenting the death of media literacy on the post of some guy who may, perhaps, have a financial incentive to get as many eyes on their slop as humanly possible, take a second to assess whether this “literacy” you speak of could apply to you in this very moment, because otherwise, brother, i bear some bad news,
Once you’ve been on tumblr for long enough, you’d be immune to culture shock for being isekai’d. There’s no fantasy world bizarre enough that you’d really be surprised by anything, it’s just “oh that’s how you do things around here”. You could get whisked away to the Land of Oz and see nothing you couldn’t shrug off. You’re already used to the concpt that anything you say might prompt the sudden appearance of a living, talking straw man who shows up out of nowhere to sing you a song about how they don’t have a brain.
Having people like my ocs is so embarrassing like nooooo don’t look at himmm I’m still building himmmm 😢😢😢 nooo he’s not ready for you yet 😢😢😢😢😢😢 he’s still in pre-release beta version 0.8 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
they should invent an existence where the sweetest, most thoughtful people you’ve ever met don’t suffer an endless series of indignities and injuries at the hands of gormless, self-obsessed monsters
Have politicians and oligarchs always been this fucking pathetic, or is this new? It’s hard to take evil people seriously when they act like this, and I’m 99% sure that’s why they do it. It’s performative, it gives them plausible deniability, “they’re not evil, they’re just stupid.” They’re underestimated and downplayed, just another distraction.
uh hey that person you just reblogged from used to be in our discord server but we had to kick them out because they admitted to watching t*m and j*rry… that show features violence and as such glorifies it…. when we confronted them all they said was “wtf its a show about a cat and a mouse”… if you dont believe me theres a whole callout post that features their name age and street address so you can go to their house and check… anyways you should unfollow them before people start thinking you like problematic media too :/ just trying to help
Due to budget cuts, we are eliminating the benefit of the doubt. If it looks like a fascist dog whistle, then it just fucking is. We regret the delusions of normalcy that this may have removed for you, but believe this will lead to a stronger country.
Due to budget cuts, we are eliminating the benefit of the doubt. If it looks like a fascist dog whistle, then it just fucking is. We regret the delusions of normalcy that this may have removed for you, but believe this will lead to a stronger country.
“not my circus, not my monkeys” = not your problem
“not my circus, but those are my monkeys” = it’s only your problem as far as figuring out how to retrieve them without being caught
“my circus, but those aren’t my monkeys” = it’s your problem until you figure out whose monkeys those are, and after that you make it their problem
“my circus, my monkeys” = this is 100% on you. On the bright side, if you decide you’re chill with the shitshow currently happening, nobody can walk in and make you do anything about it.
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