December 2024

quasi-normalcy:

ginbenci:

quasi-normalcy:

quasi-normalcy:

afriendlyirin:

quasi-normalcy:

quasi-normalcy:

Sci-fi alien race that has that “No Xorbanian has ever killed another” thing going on, and then someone looks into it and discovers that, actually, they kill each other all the time, they just have an extremely nuanced and flexible definition of who a “Xorbanian” is, and they will revoke someone’s Xorbanian status when they feel like doing violence upon them.

And they don’t feel bad about it, because they honestly believe that once someone’s been excommunicated from Xorbanian status, they’re owed no moral considerations whatsoever.

#so like humans #only more so (via @quasi-normalcy)

I feel like this could be a Star Trek plot.

I cannot stress enough the extent to which my brain is a machine for generating Star Trek plots.

And they’re really snobby about it, too; they’re like “Unlike humans, we Xorbanians do not kill our own.” And then they go to their homeworld and it’s just the most morally depraved planet in the universe

How can civil war break out in Minbar, given that a Minbari does not kill another Minbari?

The Minbari were 100% what inspired this post

quasi-normalcy:

ginbenci:

quasi-normalcy:

quasi-normalcy:

afriendlyirin:

quasi-normalcy:

quasi-normalcy:

Sci-fi alien race that has that “No Xorbanian has ever killed another” thing going on, and then someone looks into it and discovers that, actually, they kill each other all the time, they just have an extremely nuanced and flexible definition of who a “Xorbanian” is, and they will revoke someone’s Xorbanian status when they feel like doing violence upon them.

And they don’t feel bad about it, because they honestly believe that once someone’s been excommunicated from Xorbanian status, they’re owed no moral considerations whatsoever.

#so like humans #only more so (via @quasi-normalcy)

I feel like this could be a Star Trek plot.

I cannot stress enough the extent to which my brain is a machine for generating Star Trek plots.

And they’re really snobby about it, too; they’re like “Unlike humans, we Xorbanians do not kill our own.” And then they go to their homeworld and it’s just the most morally depraved planet in the universe

How can civil war break out in Minbar, given that a Minbari does not kill another Minbari?

The Minbari were 100% what inspired this post

oliviawebsite:

i love you and we will make it thru this together

rhonesy-deactivated20241118:

jackiscool231:

mx-t4t0:

sister-lilith:

“kill them with kindness” WRONG! nether dimension

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butch-king-frankenstein:

Putting the term “male gaze” on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man

twomothsholdinghands:

smilesession:

junglejim4322:

One of my favorite tiktok niches that was created by people so bored they’re barely alive is that there’s a whole diet soda community where they believe everything you do greatly effects the way diet soda tastes and there are very specific methods of serving it to make sure you get the right flavor as if it’s an expensive steak or something. but the best part is they believe how long you leave it in the fridge is the most important part in all of it, which they call, “marinating”

i checked this out because i found it almost impossible to believe but its true at least for this one lady

twomothsholdinghands:

smilesession:

junglejim4322:

One of my favorite tiktok niches that was created by people so bored they’re barely alive is that there’s a whole diet soda community where they believe everything you do greatly effects the way diet soda tastes and there are very specific methods of serving it to make sure you get the right flavor as if it’s an expensive steak or something. but the best part is they believe how long you leave it in the fridge is the most important part in all of it, which they call, “marinating”

i checked this out because i found it almost impossible to believe but its true at least for this one lady

mystery-ink:

certifiedsexed:

shisno:

supercrooks:

We all know what erectile dysfunction is but literally no one is ever taught what vaginismus is and it can cause people to feel extremely lost, broken, and cause people to take their own lives.

Raise. Awareness.

For the uninformed, vaginismus is when the vagina painfully tightens and spasms when faced with pressure, usually from anything trying to insert into the vagina. It’s the reason I can’t wear tampons, and why many people can’t have vaginal sex without severe pain.

There’s not a lot of treatments, and there isn’t a single one that is for vaginismus exclusively - they’re all medications or treatments to treat symptoms, but not the causes. In fact, for a long time doctors waved off vaginismus as a purely psychological disorder in cis women.

Seriously, this is so unaddressed and uncared for in medical circles. Please spread awareness, even if all it’s for is to let those who have it but don’t have a name for it finally be able to understand what’s happening to their bodies.

Certified Sex Ed Post!

Hi hello! This post is almost 10 years old and there ARE treatments for this. Vaginismus is otherwise known as pelvic hypertonia and it is a MUSCULAR condition that can be caused by many different factors including endometriosis, trauma, chronic UTIs, and connective tissue disorders.

It’s incredibly common! And it can be treated by physiotherapy.

I know this because I’m currently undergoing physio and although it can take months to recover, I’m already seeing improvement. A lot of the pelvic floor exercises are available online, but if you have these symptoms please TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR and see if you can get a physio referral (or investigation for underlying causes like endometriosis).

Also, my additions to posts never get reblogged so a note to my followers: this is SUPER IMPORTANT ISSUE that affects many people and is rarely talked about. Please reblog, and please share this info with as many people as possible.

Pelvic hypertonia/vaginismus is incredibly debilitating and psychologically damaging but it CAN BE TREATED. Spread the word, and you never know who you’ll be throwing a lifeline to.

homoqueerjewhobbit:

ALT

[Original Washington Post Article]

It’s really, really important to remember that the US doesn’t support Israel because it just does whatever The Jews™ tell it to. Christian Zionism is extremely powerful and worth reading up on and understanding if you want to end US support for Israel.

(PS. in these prophecies, at the end, the Jews either convert or die)

asynca:

A review by a Jewish Pogrom scholar on why the violence in Amsterdam is not a Pogrom against Jewish folks and why it is dangerous and unhelpful to call it one.

moldavite:

oatwhiskers:

sorry for curling up at your feet and whimpering like an injured dog that wasn’t very mysterious of me

bogleech:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

macbethz:

i want what david cronenberg has

He’s right

“this person needs therapy” is in the same tier with “they were sooo high making this” and you can feel the exhaustion in his answer

hustlerose:

NOT being a good girl today. barking and ripping things up and just freaking it

lethal-liability:

autistic-prince-cinderella-deac:

“The Brothers Grimm were important contributors to popular cultural European literature” and “The Brothers Grimm were violently antisemitic and misogynistic” are two facts that can and should coexist with each other.

softandwigglybones:

after extensive testing and discovering I have ZZ chromosomes, the doctors registered me as ASAB

assigned sleepy at birth

skippyisntfunny:

No music rule

berylian:

obstinaterixatrix:

lifeafterpsychiatry:

I was talking about being afraid of people leaving me behind because I’m too sick, and my boyfriend just looked at me and said: “It’s my choice to be your boyfriend. It’s your friends choice to be your friends. You don’t have to understand it, but you have to respect our choice. Don’t try to make the decision of whether you’re worthy of people on their behalf because that’s not your decision to make.” I think that’s an important thing to remember. That whether we’re worthy of someone’s time and effort is something others can decide for themselves regardless of whether or not we agree with them. There’s a lot of peace in realizing that literally all you have to do is accept the love other people choose to throw your way. That you aren’t the one who gets to determine that you aren’t worthy of their love. That other people can choose to love you regardless of how you feel about yourself - and that you can learn to respect their choice even though you’re feeling unworthy.

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tweet by @killdads:

One day I said out loud, “when we’re apart I think you must hate me, I picture you seeing my name when I text you and heaving this big sigh because I’m so annoying” and he quietly said “that’s a little mean. I wish you wouldn’t picture me that way” and something clicked

Spent a while looking for the version of this with the rest of the thread but couldn’t find it so I’m adding it myself.

jewish-kulindadromeus:

jewish-kulindadromeus:

Porn is famously undefineable and can include everything from vaguely erotic texts to exceptionally graphic kink content. As such, I would argue that Shir HaShirim (Song of Songs) absolutely counts as pornographic. This does not lessen its kadosh - holiness - set-apart-ness - as it is still in the Tanakh and one of the 5 megillot to boot. Instead, I would argue that the redactors of the Tanakh were positing that porn can also be in service of the holy, and furthermore, that the ultimate form of music - THE song out of ALL songs - Song of Songs - is porn. in this essay, I will -

I’m only writing the essay if we get a full 100 l'chaims (1800 notes)

planet-king-jupiter:

knightfuryvawannabee:

Gay male flag color picked from this picture of Jupiter taken by the James Webb Telescope

huh

troutreznor:

its no money november that’s where it’s november and i dont have any fucking money

dduane:

pintadorartist:

iwriteaboutfeminism:

sunnyuto:

twitchystitchwitch:

sunnyuto:

twitchystitchwitch:

sunnyuto:

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Our first victory against trump!

Time to start celebrating ALL the small wins, because EVERY win means a lot, and every win helps us fight for the next one!

I think it’s important to note that this bill only failed because it needed 2/3rds majority - if it had needed only a simple majority, it would have passed.

I urge you to look up your MoC and see how they voted, then reach out to their office to either praise them or express your disgust with their vote. Part of the reason that MoCs start catering to more conservative voices is because those voices actually give them feedback. The left needs to start doing that too.

Where do you look to see the way members of congress voted on specific bills?

Office of the Clerk, U.S. House of Representatives

You can search the bill number and then search for your rep or other reps you’re interested in seeing. The bill in the article above is HR 9495.

Thank you very much. I always try to find stuff like this but lately my brain has been too fried

HI SO. This bill is going back on the docket on MONDAY 11/18 and this time will only need a simple majority to pass. That’s 220 votes. It got 245 this week. If there is any time to reach out to your MoC’s office, it’s now. I emailed my rep yesterday and plan on calling her office as well.

I work for a nonprofit and while this bill likely won’t affect my job, being that it’s a small hyper-regional organization, it WILL affect organizations like the ACLU and the SPLC. It could defund Planned Parenthood. That’s a Big Fucking Deal and not a power that we want to let Trump have.

Yes, this is an important update!

These are the Democratic Representatives who voted for the bill originally. If your Rep is on this list, PLEASE CALL THEIR OFFICE THIS WEEKEND.

Capital Switchboard: 202-224-3121

Update:

the House voted in committee today with several of the Democrats loudly opposing it (good thing). A full House vote is expected later this week, either Wednesday or Thursday (probably Thursday)

So it’s important to keep up the pressure and keep on making your voices heard!

Same thing as before :

Find your representative here:

Office of the Clerk, U.S. House of Representatives

clerk.house.gov

If your Rep is one of the Dems that voted “Yes” on this, tell them this is their chance to stop this bill and not give Trump more powers. Tell them you’ll vote for them in the next election if they vote “no” on this bill.

If your Rep is Republican, tell them that this bill would also affect the Salvation Army as it is nonprofit.

If your Rep previously voted “No” on this bill,encourage them to keep their stand and stick to their “No”,and thank them for this.

CALL TOOLS :

If you’re nervous about calling use Resistbot to write them instead! Text RESIST to 50409 to get started.

Here’s the ACLU call tool:

Congress: Protect The Right to Dissent

Congress is considering a bill that threatens free speech under the guise of national security - and we can’t let it pass. Take action again

shorturl.at

FFTF ’s updated call tool:

URGENT: Tell your reps to vote NO on H.R. 9495!

Fight for the Future

Don’t forget to fax as well:

Free Fax: Send Faxes Online Free

Send a fax to anywhere in the U.S. or Canada for free.

FaxZero.com

Call in number is 319-313-7674

Script you can also use :

“I am calling to urge my representative to vote no on H.R. 9495 . This is a dangerous bill would give the Trump administration unilateral power to label any non-profit as terrorist supporting and shut it down without due process. I am calling on my representative to defend civil rights organizations and oppose this bill. Thank you.”

ACT ON THIS. Please.

supreme-leader-stoat:

nautilusopus:

dabuttershutter:

nautilusopus:

nautilusopus:

nautilusopus:

nautilusopus:

nautilusopus:

i’m gonna use my hacking powers to do an all pyjama run in pokemon y

Mission parameters set.

Fuck that noise.

YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM

God this is gonna suck when I get to Frost Cavern. 

Still holding on tight to that 3DS I don’t have and couldn’t figure out how to get back. Our mom’s probably holding it hostage.

Haha I’m never going back in there in case the game notices I’m not wearing the default outfit and forces me into actual clothes again. 

Oh hey, do you want to see how it resolved the issue of not having a full render model?

The short answer is it didn’t.

Every now and then notes for this float past my dash and I’m forcibly reminded that I had to stop because I got trapped behind Nurse Joy’s counter and couldn’t figure out how to leave the Pokémon Center because the camera clipped through the floor into PokéHell.

wh

who’s this..?

don’t even worry about it he’s fine

it’s fine

This is why you change out of your pajamas before leaving the house.

neofooturism:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

vamprisms:

vamprisms:

no i don’t want you to redirect me to your app i want to look at recipe

i am not going to a secondary location with you one of us dies here

vamprisms:

vamprisms:

no i don’t want you to redirect me to your app i want to look at recipe

i am not going to a secondary location with you one of us dies here

maspers:

How to be a successful Ace Attorney Prosecutor:

Step 1) Pass the Bar exam. This is presumably very easy, considering how young some of the lawyers and prosecutors are in the series. They hand those badges out like hotcakes. Presumably it’s part of Themis Legal Academy’s graduation package, so you might not even have to TAKE the bar exam!
Step 2) Only take murder cases. This will probably happen to you regardless of whether you want it to or not, so I’m including it in the list so you feel like you have SOME control over your life.
Step 3) Be an honest and morally good person who seeks for truth and justice above all else in court. This one isn’t TECHNICALLY mandatory, but eventually you’ll end up facing off against someone from the Wright Anything Agency and once they’re involved you’d better get on the level fast, or you risk either humiliation or being arrested for murder. Better to get this one out of the way sooner rather than later.
Step 4) Pay the Detectives. Please. Gumshoe desperately needs a raise. If you aren’t going to pay your Detectives, you should at LEAST take a summer sabbatical in Europe. Germany would be best.
Step 5) This is very important: Be a sadist. Just a bit. Be a troll. A gremlin. A deranged little maniac. You’re going to be watching a lot of people suffer on the witness stand (and behind the Defense’s bench), and if you don’t enjoy watching that happen then you’re in for a very miserable career. Might as well get SOME entertainment out of it. Trust me, if you aren’t capable of making Phoenix Wright recoil in fear, you’re doing your job wrong.

foxpunk:

ALT

do you all see my vision here

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t4tails:

youre offline because you have an irl life and miss one load bearing post on here and all of a sudden you dont understand any of the vagues on your dash for the next week

it’s five times worse when you’re a gimmick blog. You miss our on 5.000 years in a week because someone decided to start a whole new lore that led to a brand new meme

flockdog:

Butch Animal loves the jumper you got her <3

beepost-generator:

mod2amaryllis:

i love being married to a straight guy. this morning we were parallel chilling and i glance at his computer and he’s watching a drill fight tournament. as in, guys attaching drills to the same rod and turning them on until one breaks. to find the strongest drill. jose noticed me staring and rolled out of the way so i could see the screen. he knew every drill brand and told me their quality and price. i watched the whole thing without comment. the violence was enchanting. i never would have found this. he’s a vector to an entirely alien, often beautiful, world.

butches exist too

charl0ttan:

can you die from tasks

how many tasks before death

tasks overdose amount

lethal amount of tasks

poison % of tasks

transgender furry petplay

blackshvck:

went to an art exhibition and the artist was drawing a self-portrait dressed up as a dog and i wish this was my job so fucking bad

shentheauthor:

drainage-system:

he they ji like if you agree

Reblogging this in case I didn’t before but yes

unixtmdev:

tikivt:

just a little guy

“vileplume” okay man. what did he ever do to be called vile. how dare you.

nudityandnerdery:

“Hey, what do you want for Ch-”

I don’t know, as soon as you started the question, I somehow momentarily was struck with such a lack of desire for any material goods that there’s now a school of thought in Buddhism who reveres my ADHD riddled brain as a potential speedrun to enlightment.

unixtmdev:

your-fav-got-an-abortion:

MINECRAFT STEVE from MINECRAFT got an abortion!

Minecraft joke

caats:

unixtmdev:

dr-john09:

Even more of these doodles of Herobrine being shocked and whatnot.

Steve is the Combine

what-even-is-thiss:

Watching videos about French phonology. Have come to the conclusion that French people don’t breathe.

heartseeker:

squidpunch:

heartseeker:

heartseeker:

do you guys wanna see the most perfectest png of my cat

polite bubby.png

*unpngs your cat*

Fuck you

paperandpencilsandskips:

punctuation-completionist:

paperandpencilsandskips:

Fucking owned this goofster

: - )

3/22

You fucking stretched her, you monster

wondersmith-and-sons:

wondersmith-and-sons:

foreman. babe. we’re at the bottom end of season 8. you have worked here for almost a decade. why are you still surprised there’s medical malpractice going on at the medical malpractice department that you, personally, used to do medical malpractice at

some of my fave tags on this post

god this show is truly bonkers isn’t it.

hungwy:

this really changed me

the-beard-of-edward-teach:

the-beard-of-edward-teach:

“god is a woman”

“god is a man”

god is a subway rat in a trench coat

send carrier pigeon

Thought process behind it (all happening while i was just staring in a mirror):

“god is a trans man”

“well, there isnt just one. however, no, god is a woman”

“AHA, GOD TRANSITIONED FTM!”

“Wait! god is genderfluid!”

“god is me”

“god is us”

“Im genderfluid”

“i am forty-two rats in a trench coat”

“god is a rat”

“god is a rat in a trench coat”

“god is a *subway* rat in a trench coat”