December 2024

germanknifemommy:

germanknifemommy:

Getting her pregnant and then blocking her number #womeninmaledominatedfields

You get me

xxacidnekoxx:

i’m gay

ghostisredacted:

once you start saying shit like “yayy” “yippee” and “hehe” theres no going back

smallnico:

no, spotify, i don’t want to use ai to “turn my ideas into playlists”. i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

bogappreciation:

pepperoni-oni:

siphersaysstuff:

rottenbrainstuff:

robotpussy:

robotpussy:

i will never be against piracy ever but i also need physical media to remain

the average blockbuster carried about 3x as many films than that that are streaming on Netflix or any other streaming service, physical media along with piracy is more important than ever.

I thought this wasn’t true, because how could it be true? How could one small store have more movies than an online database? So I googled it.

I am surprised and depressed to learn it’s 100% true, according to google. A Blockbuster store was required to have a minimum of 7000 titles, but most averaged about 10,000. Netflix has 4000 movies. (And 1800 tv shows if you want to count those, but even included, it’s still less)

Now I’m even more depressed about the collapse of physical rental stores.

BONUS: They weren’t beholden to Who Owns What IP Right Now. They got videos from everyone. You didn’t have to pay separately for the rights to rent from the Disney Shelves and the WB Shelves and bler bler bler, and they only STOPPED having those movies when the tapes broke or someone never returned ‘em.

friendly reminder that your local library will have lots of physical media and if they don’t have what you’re looking for you can most likely ask them to purchase it or order it from another library through interlibrary loan

Shoutout to Scarecrow Video- they have over 148,000 titles, most of which you can rent by mail. Rentals have been down in the last few years so they’re asking for support!

intosnarkness:

legit the best advice i can give you: feed your friends

any time someone is in any kind of crisis or upheaval, offer to feed them. tell them they don’t have to choose what it is if they can’t make decisions, just ask about allergies and preferences and tell them you’re just gonna make food happen at their house.

friend having a baby? delivery gift certificate to order food to the hospital after the kid shows up.

someone’s relative passes away? offer to make them dinner.

buddy gets laid off? ask if you can order them lunch.

pal stuck in a depressive episode? offer to drive them to fucking mcdonalds, if that’s what they want.

people in crisis are tired and sad and angry and the last thing most of them are doing is thinking about feeding themselves. so if you have the ability or time or money, providing that is always, always a good move.

legit i do this all the time, and it is 100% always appreciated. i have taught all my friends that when something happens, we feed each other. it makes people feel extremely cared for, and I cannot recommend it enough.

what-alchemy:

backofthebookshelf:

thedreadvampy:

you gotta be able to say “die”

you gotta be able to say “suicide”

you gotta be able to talk about “sex”

they’re uncomfortable topics, YEAH for SURE

because LIFE is uncomfortable. Death and suicide and sex and pain are straight up going to happen. not having words for the way it discomforts you doesn’t make it more comfortable, it just makes you less able to reach out about it.

even more vital, you gotta be able to say words like “rape”, “abuse”, “queer” or “racist”. cause we fought fucking hard to name those experiences. to identify “rape” as distinct from “sex” and “racism” as distinct from “acceptable behaviour” and “queer” as distinct from “invert”

like the function of communication is not to minimise immediate discomfort. we gotta be able to talk about stuff that’s hard or sucks or causes difficult conversations.

This is what’s so goddamn terrifying about the Internet slowly collapsing into the same 3-5 websites–if Facebook deprioritizes you for saying “sex” and TikTok shadowbans you for saying “suicide” and Twitter X locks your account for saying “racism” we’ve lost a lot more than just the culture of the old weird internet

All that “do not comply in advance” stuff? Applies here. Big time. Do not allow them to take language from you. Do not roll over when they try. Do not do their job for them.

moniquill:

hydrogeneportfolio:

The complete ‘Women Who Changed Science - And The World" collection in honor of the 95th Women’s Equality Day.

Purchase Here!

lustingfood:

Garlic bread no knead focaccia (x)

accelerationist-king-piccolo:

a-rebellious-waffle:

Wow, all the trans women I’ve met are so strong and resilient! It truly is incredible how they’re able to endure so much!

chewedcorn:

Actual review

foone:

foone:

I was trying to joke to my wife about “your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay, just don’t get any on me”, but I said it wrong, as “your kink is not your kink”

That’s right! You don’t have your kink anymore. I stole it. It’s my kink now.

I’m taking away all your kinks, studying them, and putting them on a shelf in a museum.

I am the British Museum of Kink! And I will never, ever, return the Elgin Marbles!

real-chicago:

im-a-goat-in-disguise:

jon-jarchivist-sims:

jon-jarchivist-sims:

striders:

Hold on, let me look something up real quick

Yeah this is funny

then just play Level of Concern by Twenty One Pilots and you’ll be fine

cricketcat9:

viking369:

ecrivainsolitaire:

pimentogirl:

foone:

lennon-and-trotsky:

the-haiku-bot:

tomboy-toni:

hylocereus–undatus:

profeminist:

“I always remember having this fight with a random dude who claimed that ‘straight white men’ were the only true innovators. His prime example for this was the computer… the computer… THE COMPUTER!!! THE COM-PU-TER!!!

Alan Turing - Gay man and ‘father of computing’ Wren operating Bombe - The code cracking computers of the 2nd world war were entirely run by women Katherine Johnson - African American NASA mathematician and ‘Human computer’ Ada Lovelace - arguably the 1st computer programmer”

- Sacha Coward

Also Margaret Hamilton - NASA computer scientist who put the first man on the moon - an as-yet-unmatched feet of software engineering, here pictured beside the full source of that computer programme. #myhero

Grace Hopper - the woman that coined the term “bug”  

- @robinlayfield

Grace Hopper did more than coin the term “bug”. She invented the first program linker in the early 1950s, for the UNIVAC I. A program linker translates instructions from one language to another (for example, numerical codes that represent instructions translated to machine code that computers can read), which is the very foundation of how computer’s operate independently. she also pulled a steve rogers and tried to enlist in the military a bunch of times and was denied. then, an exception was made for her when she joined the navy reserves, and she ended up serving for over 40 years (half of which was active duty). she retired from the navy Rear Admiral Grace Hopper. she was born in NYC in 1906. Grace Hopper was a fucking badass.

also computing was typically a job for women (many of whom were black women that made incredible contributions) back in the day, so it’s absolutely fucking wild that straight white men think they are the foundation of computer innovation. men PUSHED women out and took the credit.

Reblogging to do what the failed education system never did.

Reblogging to do

what the failed education

system never did.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Adding Wendy Carlos to the list! Trans icon and pioneer of synthesized music!!

Also, just about every computerized device outside of desktops is running ARM chips now. Your phone, your keyboard, your car, your watch. Basically everything.

And ARM was primarily designed by Sophie Wilson, a trans woman.

Please don’t forget Hedy Lamarr. Screwed over by the US government. She helped develop spread spectrum communication, which in part led to the development of WiFi and Bluetooth tech.


LED, LCD and CRT colour monitors are built upon the design of Guillermo González Camarena, Mexican inventor of the colour television. Without him, computers would still be black and white. Without colour screens, video games wouldn’t have become as popular as they are now, and movies with digital effects would be almost impossible, meaning computers as a whole wouldn’t have grown to be as powerful as they currently are, because a lot of money in modern computer research comes from the film and video game industries.

ASLOF: Always Shine Light On Fuckery.

Shining light on the fuckery

cricketcat9:

viking369:

ecrivainsolitaire:

pimentogirl:

foone:

lennon-and-trotsky:

the-haiku-bot:

tomboy-toni:

hylocereus–undatus:

profeminist:

“I always remember having this fight with a random dude who claimed that ‘straight white men’ were the only true innovators. His prime example for this was the computer… the computer… THE COMPUTER!!! THE COM-PU-TER!!!

Alan Turing - Gay man and ‘father of computing’ Wren operating Bombe - The code cracking computers of the 2nd world war were entirely run by women Katherine Johnson - African American NASA mathematician and ‘Human computer’ Ada Lovelace - arguably the 1st computer programmer”

- Sacha Coward

Also Margaret Hamilton - NASA computer scientist who put the first man on the moon - an as-yet-unmatched feet of software engineering, here pictured beside the full source of that computer programme. #myhero

Grace Hopper - the woman that coined the term “bug”  

- @robinlayfield

Grace Hopper did more than coin the term “bug”. She invented the first program linker in the early 1950s, for the UNIVAC I. A program linker translates instructions from one language to another (for example, numerical codes that represent instructions translated to machine code that computers can read), which is the very foundation of how computer’s operate independently. she also pulled a steve rogers and tried to enlist in the military a bunch of times and was denied. then, an exception was made for her when she joined the navy reserves, and she ended up serving for over 40 years (half of which was active duty). she retired from the navy Rear Admiral Grace Hopper. she was born in NYC in 1906. Grace Hopper was a fucking badass.

also computing was typically a job for women (many of whom were black women that made incredible contributions) back in the day, so it’s absolutely fucking wild that straight white men think they are the foundation of computer innovation. men PUSHED women out and took the credit.

Reblogging to do what the failed education system never did.

Reblogging to do

what the failed education

system never did.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Adding Wendy Carlos to the list! Trans icon and pioneer of synthesized music!!

Also, just about every computerized device outside of desktops is running ARM chips now. Your phone, your keyboard, your car, your watch. Basically everything.

And ARM was primarily designed by Sophie Wilson, a trans woman.

Please don’t forget Hedy Lamarr. Screwed over by the US government. She helped develop spread spectrum communication, which in part led to the development of WiFi and Bluetooth tech.


LED, LCD and CRT colour monitors are built upon the design of Guillermo González Camarena, Mexican inventor of the colour television. Without him, computers would still be black and white. Without colour screens, video games wouldn’t have become as popular as they are now, and movies with digital effects would be almost impossible, meaning computers as a whole wouldn’t have grown to be as powerful as they currently are, because a lot of money in modern computer research comes from the film and video game industries.

ASLOF: Always Shine Light On Fuckery.

Shining light on the fuckery

skippyisntfunny:

thememedaddy:

quinzelade:

courtneyhammett:

wackcauldron:

oblivion is an abysmal game and everyone should play it

Farewell!

The comedic timing in this is Oscar worthy

brainless-moe-white-lotus:

luckyspike:

brainless-moe-white-lotus:

Come and See Him

if you know anything about Planet Zoo’s construction mechanics this is even more of a wonder of the world holy hell OP

naamahdarling:

pansexualpasta:

hobbit-feels:

sadspectre:

leg-stealing-bee:

leg-stealing-bee:

thank fucking god I’m not 14 anymore

hey if you are 14-17 It does get better you are just in your caterpillar goop era

Also sometimes the goop era lasts a little longer than other people’s goop

Reporting in just 6 weeks shy of 50 years-old:

You will re-goop several times in your life, often emerging with different wings and maybe even different skills.

You’re gonna be okay.

Fuck I needed to hear this today.

There’s many goops but things do generally get better with each goopening. Especially that first one.

vel1m1r:

bogleech:

Heard they’re making yet another cg animated children’s comedy about talking animals 🙄

Wait its a horror parody of that genre? Wait CLIVE BARKER?

thememedaddy:

catbull0109:

mareep-gaming:

… I have nothing to say.

For reference, RTgame is nearly 30 and he and his audience constantly makes jokes about him being old. They call him dad.

mareep-gaming:

… I have nothing to say.

dr-john09:

Even more of these doodles of Herobrine being shocked and whatnot.

dr-john09:

Even more of these doodles of Herobrine being shocked and whatnot.

catasters:

dear-ao3:

aetherian-wolf:

dear-ao3:

dear-ao3:

going on an adventure to go buy eggs at a gas station at 10:40pm. while i don’t live in a dangerous area i did bring a box cutter with me for no reason other than the fact that i think there’s a small chance i might get jumped. so stay tuned.

ye of little faith

No, that’s a pretty accurate amount of faith.

well i hate to break it to you but i did in fact live

shind91:

MY NARINDER FINALLY SAY THANKS TO ME

the-beacons-of-minas-tirith:

helenvaughans:

BRO 😭

byjove:

Today I found out my dead grandpa was a massive shoplifter and every ice cream sandwich, Little Debbie roll and candy he gave me was more than likely stolen. He always had little gifts for me. Gifts he had stolen. Apparently Walmart was his favorite spot to steal from. I thought I couldn’t love and respect my grandfather any more than I already did but I do now. Poppy, you were a real one.

mossyflowers:

psychedelic-furby:

mossyflowers:

Who made trig I need to kill them

💬Greek ➗mathematician➕ HIPPARCHUS 🦛 created trigonometry🔼 in 140 BC by writing 12 books 📚 worth of TABLES OF CORDS 🧮 starting with the CORD OF A CIRCLE ⭕️ (a cord bisected by the angle x=2sin(x/2)).

Unfortunately😞he has been dead 💀 for over ⬆️ 50 years but don’t ❌ lose hope☺️. With new advancements🧑‍🔬in the NECROMANCY FIELD 🧪 you🫵 may be able to REKILL🧟 the founder of trigonometry!!!!

Nvm I’m killing you now

slightlybritish:

call me an electron the way i change my behavior when being observed (i have anxiety)

toadstool32:

toadstool32:

One of my friends is a teacher and she’s like asking me and a couple of other artists from our generation to do guest appearances on her class so the kids know what kind of artists are around here which 1. Awwww and 2. I’m killing myself

Hey kids do u wanna see 20 bajillion pictures of yugi

victusinveritas:

bunnyboygirlgod:

bunnyboygirlgod:

hey guys I don’t have pronouns anymore I got the she/it beat out of me

y’all really liked this one

evilwizard:

not to vagueblog but some of you are clearly experiencing dragon madness

girltirl:

throatofdelusion12:

pixelmason:

prismatic-bell:

commas-georg:

dumbtrannybitch:

featherboabear:

neo-pussy:

traaansfem:

verloonati:

neo-pussy:

Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you’ve been complaining that your tits aren’t growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

Unironically my tits grow faster for a few days every time I eat salmon

I should probably cook more salmon

Well yes salmon does have some fat in it! And it is good! Try and eat it with some carbs, like potatoes, or maybe blinis. Why not add some vegetables as well? Steamed brocolis, grilled leaks, roasted eggplant, and maybe some cream? That sounds delicious.

Idk who this man is but he is right. Eat girls

commas save lives,,, rip girls, you were delicious,

Girls can be eaten many times if you know what you’re doing.

haven’t seen dungeon meshi but yeah

This

wizardpostsdotorg:

when it’s really bad again and it’s still way better than it used to be but it’s still really bad. and you do all the right stuff and you try and try and it still really hurts but it’s working but it still hurts and you go see the beautiful majesty of nature and your soul is so close to being at peace but your mind is still in pain. and it’s better but it’s still bad. and the sun is setting.

segamascott:

therising-boar:

Hehehe, tha babies

heart-locket-musicboxless:

There are three kinds of LGBT headcanons:

  1. Actual queer coding / metaphors (“Nimona is trans because her creator made her as a way to express his feelings as a trans person”)
  2. Vibes (“Link is genderless because I said so”)
  3. It’s funny (“Phoenix Wright is asexual because he’s the Ace Attorney”)

go-learn-esperanto:

chapscher:

entraptasboobwindow:

leepacey:

lol

@demilypyro

Checked to confirm. It’s true, it’s recent, and the source is beautiful

(also the ‘children’s charity’ Lumos doesn’t recognize trans children, so this failed fundraising event is an all around good thing)

Oh gods, alright. Of course Livraria Lello would be the one to have it. I wonder if they were trying to get rid of it?

I actually would like to talk about Lello and their relationship with Harry Potter and also just ask you to visit the bookstore.

So, anyway, Lello opened in 1906 in Porto, North of Portugal.

JK. Rowling lived in Porto for a bit in the 90’s, where she first started writing the Harry Potter series. It was said she might have frequented it and some important stairs from the book were based on Lello’s stairs. In fact: The book release of Harry Potter and The Cursed Child happened in Lello.

What this meant is that this bookstore ended up having to fight to remain a bookstore. There are so many tourists, a lot of them that only wanted to look at it because it was Harry Potter related somehow and buy nothing. There were (and still are) insane queues to enter the bookstore.

Lello, who wasn’t particularly interested in becoming a Harry Potter museum, ended up having to make a system where people have to pay to enter. If you buy a book that goes above the price you paid for the ticket, the money you paid will be deducted from the book price.

I can tell from going there fairly frequently that they try to be less connected to Harry Potter as possible if they can manage. Yeah they have the books for sale but they also have a plethora of books and their own merchandise to choose from.

Despite JK. Rowling’s involvement with the bookstore, in the Portuguese Wikipedia page, even in the part about the famous writers that went there, there isn’t a single mention of her. Zero. Not in the history nor anywhere else. It’s beautiful.

Last time I went they had an exhibition about José Saramago’s work (portuguese author who won the Nobel Prize) and on the upper side of the stairs had an enormous collection of winners of the Nobel Prize and authors Lello concidered had the quality to also have won (it the Nobel Prize existed when they were alive) and authors that might win.

It’s quite interesting because all was very thought out and you had a whole reason as to why those books were there. Me and my mother ended up chatting for a long while with one of the bookshop employees (they have a lot of young employees btw) and we even ended up chatting with other foreigners that went there shopping.

Also, did I mentionthe bookshop is gorgeous?

As are their book editions (my English edition of Tom Sawyer I bought there)

Have also a photo of the bookstore from 1906 :)

So, if you go there, please don’t go because of Harry Potter. And please don’t shit on it because of Harry Potter too. It’s a very good bookstore and it deserves recognition, but not from there.

dduane:

A meeting of dragons.

gremlin-pattie:

anidealshape:

the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it’s like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys

this reply evokes such an incredible image in the mind’s eye

nicollekidman:

the wildest derek dieworkwear series of events so far and that’s saying something