yeah Romeo and Juliet suuucks they should’ve both survived at the end and lived happily ever after instead. but of course the writer kills them both off for shock value.
there was also an anon back in 2013 who bullied me for months and sent hundreds of messages mocking me for a text post I made claiming NFL was an abbreviation for “no food Luigi”
my favorite work memory from this store will always be “hey remember when the subway inside the store closed down and they let me take a bunch of their shit for free and now it lives inside my house?”
Angel on my shoulder: we’re extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you’re wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger’s tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story
Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he’d taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i’ve seen the way you’ve looked at him..
My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!
proof that apple’s aesthetics fucking suck can be found in the fact that airpods look like crappy little white sticks and not like turn of the century anime robot girl ears
I’ve been expecting some packages to arrive today and the sun is going down, but UPS still says they’ll arrive today. The current status is they’ll arrive by 9 pm.
And right now, I’m all “Dear sweet, beautiful, wonderful, amazing, lovable, precious UPS driver. Don’t do this to yourself. Babygirl, I can wait till tomorrow.”
The packages finally arrived about ten minutes ago. It’s pitch black right now and I had to walk a ways to actually pick them up. I got them armed with only a flashlight and hoping that there weren’t any deer in my yard.
And the packages are electronic components. I can’t leave those out over night. They might get damaged by the morning dew.
Anyway, I really wish UPS would have just delayed the delivery to tomorrow instead of making someone have to drive around here at night. They’re going to have to come back tomorrow anyway because of another package.
Another package just arrived from UPS and was sent from the same shipping depot as the ones from yesterday. It’s not even 3pm here. The UPS driver from yesterday should have been allowed to to end their shift early and just deliver everything today instead.
Women are getting rid of their Trump supporting partners while they still legally can since they clearly don’t give a shit about them or any other woman.
If you’re thinking about getting a divorce, you should do it while you still can.
fun thing about discussing misogyny in media and in fancom on tumblr is, if you ever say “hey what about a show about women? what if we focused on women? what if this character was a woman?” you will get some guy who apparently has a first grade understanding of feminism jump in and tell you “i would focus on MEN because im a GAY TRANS MAN and i love MEN” like congrats buddy enjoy The Society We All Have To Live In, it is catered to people who want to center men and manhood
like. listen. i do get it. the enthusiasm for finally being able to embrace what makes you happy and to assert your identity. but please realize that bringing it up in this specific circumstance makes you look like an idiot at best and a bigoted asshole with zero respect for women at worst.
This is all one take?? And they have MULTIPLE people as Robin Hood so that they can “cut” between them by spinning the camera??? Wow. That’s so complicated but super clever
I miss Skeleton War posts so much. They’d usually start popping up around this time. People would be celebrating, even cracking jokes or participating. What happened to our dear Skeleton War brethren? Have they found peace? Or are we doomed to have weak bones?
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