Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering “the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee”. now imagine that’s you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on
Filing this in my memory right next to this thread:
Much like grit in an oyster creates a perl, Sin…
We’re all leaving out something crucial from the original post:
Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering “the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee”. now imagine that’s you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on
Filing this in my memory right next to this thread:
Much like grit in an oyster creates a perl, Sin…
We’re all leaving out something crucial from the original post:
there’s this fucking tik tok that i keep seeing and it’s one of those “meet the friend group” shitty thirst traps and it’s 6 dudes right and you got the punk boy (okay fine whatever ) and the elegant boy (what would we do without him) and then there’s the fucking ventriloquist and the video just continues on to the college boy and the nerd boy (why are these two different boys?) but i’m still caught off guard by the fucking ventriloquist like this dude just straight up has a muppet of himself and he’s not even like doing a ventriloquist thing he just has it and is lip syncing to the song and he has the muppet and that’s him he’s the ventriloquist that’s his thing. there was nothing else for him to be he’s just the ventriloquist of the friend group. i cannot stop thinking about this. The Ventriloquist.
Billionaire down!!!! UnitedHealthcare is super predatory, they utilized AI that falsely denied 90% of doctor approved claims, they lobbied against the ACA, they fuck over people regularly, they’re shady as fuck. “Police do not know why” oh yeah sure keep telling yourself that
Your closet leads to a limitless, atemporal, barren expanse. You find it will respond to every idea and creation you have, morphing and changing effortlessly to your whims. You can form it completely to your imagination. What do you do with it?
Please describe in the tags or rbs! Note that you CANNOT give the space its own accordance and/or will. It will ALWAYS respond to your (albeit potentially unconscious, but always traceable) decisions. This is its only limitation.
Does nobody understand how a fucking coup works? You are literally breaking the law the highest degree that a person could ever possibly achieve. You are straight up commiting treason fuckhead. Why are you pulling out so fucking quick. God damn rolling over like a wet rag in a washing machine.
I’m not agreeing with these attempted coups but holy fuck I’ve worked shifts at Denny’s that have lasted longer
Leaders born after 1959 can’t coup. All they know is back down to minimal resistance, declare martial law unsuccessfully, and get charged with treason
Leftists spend decades fantasizing about taking over the government. Rising up to take control back from the capitalists. Then we sit here and watch 3 right-wing fuckheads live our dream and they do it so fucking bad you wonder why they even tried.
Trump riles up and angry crowd to attack the capital building, the get inside, get pepper sprayed, steal some spare change from the sofa, and fucking give up.
Wagner man screams in rage about Putin and charges towards Mascow in an armored column ready to kill. Putin calls him on his cell and just “hey man…you should kill yourself” and the fucker just stops his bullshit, gets on a plane and flies into a Russian missile.
And now this chuckle fuck actively gets the military involved with his bullshit. They can’t keep 190 people from getting inside and voting to stop the take over. And then he just…agrees?! Like why even bother if you weren’t gonna try!?!?
There also was a coup attempt in some country I don’t remember the name of earlier this year were some disgraced fired general sent a squad of soldiers to surround like the presidential office or something. Except the soldiers weren’t even in on the coup so when the president told them to go home they just did. They just don’t make coups like they used to.
Does nobody understand how a fucking coup works? You are literally breaking the law the highest degree that a person could ever possibly achieve. You are straight up commiting treason fuckhead. Why are you pulling out so fucking quick. God damn rolling over like a wet rag in a washing machine.
I’m not agreeing with these attempted coups but holy fuck I’ve worked shifts at Denny’s that have lasted longer
Leaders born after 1959 can’t coup. All they know is back down to minimal resistance, declare martial law unsuccessfully, and get charged with treason
Leftists spend decades fantasizing about taking over the government. Rising up to take control back from the capitalists. Then we sit here and watch 3 right-wing fuckheads live our dream and they do it so fucking bad you wonder why they even tried.
Trump riles up and angry crowd to attack the capital building, the get inside, get pepper sprayed, steal some spare change from the sofa, and fucking give up.
Wagner man screams in rage about Putin and charges towards Mascow in an armored column ready to kill. Putin calls him on his cell and just “hey man…you should kill yourself” and the fucker just stops his bullshit, gets on a plane and flies into a Russian missile.
And now this chuckle fuck actively gets the military involved with his bullshit. They can’t keep 190 people from getting inside and voting to stop the take over. And then he just…agrees?! Like why even bother if you weren’t gonna try!?!?
There also was a coup attempt in some country I don’t remember the name of earlier this year were some disgraced fired general sent a squad of soldiers to surround like the presidential office or something. Except the soldiers weren’t even in on the coup so when the president told them to go home they just did. They just don’t make coups like they used to.
Does nobody understand how a fucking coup works? You are literally breaking the law the highest degree that a person could ever possibly achieve. You are straight up commiting treason fuckhead. Why are you pulling out so fucking quick. God damn rolling over like a wet rag in a washing machine.
I’m not agreeing with these attempted coups but holy fuck I’ve worked shifts at Denny’s that have lasted longer
Leaders born after 1959 can’t coup. All they know is back down to minimal resistance, declare martial law unsuccessfully, and get charged with treason
Leftists spend decades fantasizing about taking over the government. Rising up to take control back from the capitalists. Then we sit here and watch 3 right-wing fuckheads live our dream and they do it so fucking bad you wonder why they even tried.
Trump riles up and angry crowd to attack the capital building, the get inside, get pepper sprayed, steal some spare change from the sofa, and fucking give up.
Wagner man screams in rage about Putin and charges towards Mascow in an armored column ready to kill. Putin calls him on his cell and just “hey man…you should kill yourself” and the fucker just stops his bullshit, gets on a plane and flies into a Russian missile.
And now this chuckle fuck actively gets the military involved with his bullshit. They can’t keep 190 people from getting inside and voting to stop the take over. And then he just…agrees?! Like why even bother if you weren’t gonna try!?!?
There also was a coup attempt in some country I don’t remember the name of earlier this year were some disgraced fired general sent a squad of soldiers to surround like the presidential office or something. Except the soldiers weren’t even in on the coup so when the president told them to go home they just did. They just don’t make coups like they used to.
Does nobody understand how a fucking coup works? You are literally breaking the law the highest degree that a person could ever possibly achieve. You are straight up commiting treason fuckhead. Why are you pulling out so fucking quick. God damn rolling over like a wet rag in a washing machine.
I’m not agreeing with these attempted coups but holy fuck I’ve worked shifts at Denny’s that have lasted longer
Leaders born after 1959 can’t coup. All they know is back down to minimal resistance, declare martial law unsuccessfully, and get charged with treason
Leftists spend decades fantasizing about taking over the government. Rising up to take control back from the capitalists. Then we sit here and watch 3 right-wing fuckheads live our dream and they do it so fucking bad you wonder why they even tried.
Trump riles up and angry crowd to attack the capital building, the get inside, get pepper sprayed, steal some spare change from the sofa, and fucking give up.
Wagner man screams in rage about Putin and charges towards Mascow in an armored column ready to kill. Putin calls him on his cell and just “hey man…you should kill yourself” and the fucker just stops his bullshit, gets on a plane and flies into a Russian missile.
And now this chuckle fuck actively gets the military involved with his bullshit. They can’t keep 190 people from getting inside and voting to stop the take over. And then he just…agrees?! Like why even bother if you weren’t gonna try!?!?
There also was a coup attempt in some country I don’t remember the name of earlier this year were some disgraced fired general sent a squad of soldiers to surround like the presidential office or something. Except the soldiers weren’t even in on the coup so when the president told them to go home they just did. They just don’t make coups like they used to.
How does superglue REFUSE to come out of the tube when you’re actively trying to get some out, but as soon as you give up and put it down, the damn thing decides it’s time to do world’s best pineapple-with-a-werewolf-boyfriend -impression?
This website makes it impossible to communicate with normal people.
How does superglue REFUSE to come out of the tube when you’re actively trying to get some out, but as soon as you give up and put it down, the damn thing decides it’s time to do world’s best pineapple-with-a-werewolf-boyfriend -impression?
This website makes it impossible to communicate with normal people.
Verily, man, this wizard peace is splendid. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say “spirits o’ field and vineyard” or something along those lines, and every one around him was showered in fresh-baked pastries and loaves, had their cups fill with aged wine, and then were soothed by a warm summer breeze. The minstrels didn’t even sing his praises, that’s what a joyous time this is. And here I’ve just been casting calming dew and level 2 aura of cheer. I think I just heard “power word: dessert” two groups over. I gotta get over there.
Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say “the ten hells” or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn’t even go onto him, that’s how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard “power word:scrunch” two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
Verily, man, this wizard peace is splendid. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say “spirits o’ field and vineyard” or something along those lines, and every one around him was showered in fresh-baked pastries and loaves, had their cups fill with aged wine, and then were soothed by a warm summer breeze. The minstrels didn’t even sing his praises, that’s what a joyous time this is. And here I’ve just been casting calming dew and level 2 aura of cheer. I think I just heard “power word: dessert” two groups over. I gotta get over there.
Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say “the ten hells” or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn’t even go onto him, that’s how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard “power word:scrunch” two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
one of my father’s hindu colleagues was surprised that my family didn’t make everyone say a christian prayer before we sat down to eat dinner. we were like “….this is your house.” and she laughed and said that her christian friends “make” her pray all the time. like what the fuck. how fucking rude can you be to make the host pray to your god. you are in their fucking house.
I say this as a former Christian
Christians will deadass claim to be oppressed but feel comfortable and safe enough to:
Force non-Christians to pray to the Christian God in their own fucking homes
Go door-to-door to proselytize
Call people to proselytize
Take classes to proselytize (my mythology teacher actually dealt with this, and now has to include a warning on the first day of class)
Cross the fucking ocean to proselytize
Openly tell people they think they are going to Hell
Insist that their beliefs should influence the law
Get all pissy if someone says this isn’t a Christian nation, but a beautifully mixed one.
Have radio stations built around their religion
Have movies based on their religion
And fucking everything else
In short, Christian Supremacy needs to be addressed and religious imperialism stopped.
I have seen this post probably at least 20 times courtesy of @lukadjo, each time passing over it thoughtlessly and only now do I process the bizarreness of it
I have seen this post probably at least 20 times courtesy of @lukadjo, each time passing over it thoughtlessly and only now do I process the bizarreness of it
they don’t tell you this but you can take steps to improve your life all the time. even when you’re feeling absolutely miserable. even when it doesn’t pay off immediately. do you guys know about this
