December 2024

adrikao1008:

Contract of the Gods.
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Finally ready, not perfect, but ready. I really want to thank you for my followers, for liking what I’m doing here. This comic is really a big milestone for me.

❤️And also I want to thank you for @aychama because of the unlimited inspiration that they gave me during their twitch streams.❤️ I wanted to thank here too.

xxxdragonfucker69xxx:

screenshot reading "Consumer lifestyle: An honest and respectable lifestyle is less important to Tumblr users than to other social media users."ALT

theonewhohyperfixates:

Took a break from studying to doodle.

Mori does not give me ankle biter vibes, they give me dick biter vibes.

wiley-treehouse-gardens:

Calotropis procera, milkweed/latex plant pod. It’s squishy!

depsidase:

scottiequeen:

gaymattsharp:

when the objectively bad person has traumatic and honestly reasonable reasons for why theyre like that but it doesnt excuse their actions and only serves to make them more tragic as a character

memingursa:

Edit but, I don’t want to hear opinions on Hasan, please just help a Palestinian like Nader, a teenager trying to help their family and don’t complain about Twitch streamers on a post about genocide .

core-augur:

littjara-mirrorlake:

creeperman247:

gemthegerm:

KIBTY

it’s always funny to me to imagine cards that draw/interact with other cards in the context of those other cards. like on its own this card is really flavorful and cute but then you think about it and its like, imagine your cat comes home with something in its mouth and drops it in front of you and its one of the eldrazi titans or a phyrexian praetor

What’s this? The limp, barely-conscious body of Jin-Gitaxias?

Good kitty.

Visual demonstration:

fgrobichiko:

elbiotipo:

effemimaniac:

fuckyeahcoelacanths:

membraneshock:

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

A picture of a coelacanth swimming in the ocean, with two scuba divers in the background. There is text next to the coelacanth, it says "I lived, bitch."

we are in the midst of a true Real One

Dude the fact a COELACANTH blog is the one that survived when the rest died off……..

porterdavis:

beesandwasps:

2bpoliticallycurious:

loveinalocket-deactivated202501:

the lack of empathy americans have for one another disgusts me. because the horrible truth is that my grandparents, who voted for trump, WANT mass deportation. they WANT abortion to be illegal. they WANT high taxes for the poor. they WANT trans people to be excluded from society. and i keep asking myself how they could possibly WANT any of that, but it’s because none of those things affect them, not directly. they can’t put themselves in the shoes of all the people who are going to be horribly affected by trump’s administration, and it disgusts me. until people in this country can feel empathy for one another, we’re screwed.

Ironically, many Trump voters claim to be good “Christians.” And yet, Jesus was all about empathy and compassion for “the least among us.”

The lack of empathy and compassion by certain far-right “Christians” is evidenced by some evangelicals rejecting Jesus’s “liberal teachings,” such as the Sermon on the Mount.

Published Aug 09, 2023 at 7:17 PM EDT | Updated Aug 12, 2023 at 2:25 PM EDT

By Aila Slisco

An evangelical leader is warning that conservative Christians are now rejecting the teachings of Jesus as “liberal talking points.”

Russell Moore, former top official for the Southern Baptist Convention (SBC) who is now the editor-in-chief of "Christianity Today,“ said during an interview aired on NPR's "All Things Considered" this week that Christianity is in a "crisis” due to the current state of right-wing politics.
[…]
In his NPR interview, Moore suggested that Trump had transformed the political landscape in the U.S. to the point where some Christian conservatives are openly denouncing a central doctrine of their religion as being too “weak” and “liberal” for their liking.

“Multiple pastors tell me, essentially, the same story about quoting the Sermon on the Mount, parenthetically, in their preaching—'turn the other cheek'—[and] to have someone come up after to say, 'Where did you get those liberal talking points?’” Moore said.

“When the pastor would say, 'I’m literally quoting Jesus Christ’ … The response would be, 'Yes, but that doesn’t work anymore. That’s weak,” he added. “When we get to the point where the teachings of Jesus himself are seen as subversive to us, then we’re in a crisis.”

Moore went to to say that he did not think it would be possible to “fix” Christianity by “fighting a war for the soul of evangelicalism,” urging his concerned brethren to instead fight “small and local” battles like refusing to go along with the current “church culture.”

Which means they’re about 50% less hypocritical than most Christians, who also don’t obey those directives but pretend they do.

monsieurenjlolras:

captoring:

pulchrabelle:

marcelock:

based moffat

by @hijynkz

stardella:

I work at a movie theater and this happened last week

writing-prompt-s:

You are a supervillain, and everyone was surprised when you declared another supervillain to be your arch nemesis instead of one of the heroes who constantly thwart your plans.

karenfreethekids:

binniemf:

jezabaeddell:

He would do numbers on tumblr

I kknow youre talking about if he had his own blog but I tjink itz important to acknowledge that this man is consistently doing numbers on tumblr. Liek fucking constantly

ionlytalktodogs:

Okay you know what? Schizophrenia is way too demonized and, as someone who has had it for ten freaking years, I want to dispel some myths about hallucinations.

Aka talking about hallucinations using my own personal examples because I had an actual fucking THERAPIST tell me I was the ONLY person in the world who experienced hallucinations that were not solely visual or auditory. Warning for…hallucinations obviously.

Visual hallucinations - These are hallucinations you see. I usually experience these by way of inanimate objects moving (like dolls or mannequins moving on their own, before you ask yes I do hate clothing stores). Sometimes these can be scary and sometimes they’re mundane! I’ve hallucinated monsters and I’ve hallucinated pretty birds. Hallucinations don’t always have to be scary.

Auditory hallucinations - These are hallucinations you hear. I commonly hear crying, talking, music, and video game noises. If I play a video game for too long and it has a repetitive sound in it, I WILL be hearing that sound for minimum three hours. You think the sound that plays in LoZ when you’re low on hearts is annoying? Try having to listen to it on loop when you’re not even playing the game. Like with visual hallucinations, they’re not always scary! Contrary to popular belief, they can be totally mundane. Hearing voices is not always scary either. Sometimes they just say random stuff, sometimes they give me little pep talks, most of the time they just all talk over each other at once and I’m like GUYS ONE AT A TIME PLEASE jeezy cheez-it’s.

Tactile hallucinations - These are hallucinations you feel. I hear common tactile hallucinations are feelings of bugs on you and fur but I don’t usually have these, I mostly have tactile hallucinations of being choked which is…not fun.

Olfactory hallucinations - These are hallucinations you smell. Yeah I thought of farts first too. So far I haven’t heard of that being a common hallucination though. I hear a common olfactory hallucination is burning? But I just smell wet metal. I…don’t know why.

Gustatory hallucinations - These are hallucinations you taste. I don’t know how to pronounce gustatory either. I often taste blood or metal. I hear those are pretty common gustatory hallucinations.

None of these hallucinations are inherently scary! As a child, I thought hallucinations were a super power. After living with them for over ten years, they just don’t phase me that much. Remember: you don’t have to be schizophrenic to experience hallucinations! There are many things that cause hallucinations including and not limited to trauma, PTSD, psychotic depression, etc. (sometimes even stress!)

But please please please be kind to people who hallucinate. I’ve lived with it for over ten years and (rarely) it can still be terrifying to me sometimes. People say “But there’s nothing there and you know that-“ yes I know that! But it’s still very very real to me and very terrifying! Minimizing what people experience with their hallucinations is not helpful and will only make them feel worse.

Thank you for reading!

mori-esque:

bring-us-back-light:

politeq:

glumshoe:

pipistrellus:

kuttithevangu:

The Arctic Fox Research Center in Iceland put cameras in some bird colonies to see if foxes were stealing eggs/chicks

and turns out the foxes were UNJUSTLY ACCUSED

the culprits were horses

HEY THIS IS BAD

My grandfather grew up on a farm in Kansas during the Dust Bowl. He and his brother shared a horse named Patches, which they rode to school each day. Despite being poor as shit and not having quite enough to feed their animals, his family noticed that this horse looked great. His coat was unusually glossy and beautiful all of a sudden - he looked healthier than they did. 

The mystery was solved when my grandfather went into the chicken coop to collect eggs, and saw Patches lifting the window cover, pushing his muzzle underneath the hens, and eating the eggs right out of their nests. 

Horses have been known to also eat meat.

http://thehorseaholic.com/the-forgotten-story-of-meat-eating-horses/

1) The BBC filmed horses eating fish on a beach of an English Island.

2) In Iceland pastured horses are provided, salted fish as a protein and mineral/salt supplement.

3) Horses have been known to consume raw meat and blood willingly in Arabia, New Zealand, and United States.

4) Lord Chamberlain of Bhutan confirmed that the 40 kings horses routinely received a special meal of Tiger fat and still feed their horses beef, and yak meat.

5) There was an American gelding in 1958 that routinely hunted and killed and even consumed small birds. He also repeatedly attacked humans. He was known as “Freight Train”.

6) Lisette a French mare, killed and consumed a Russian Officer during the Napoleonic Campaign.

Horses are now literally the most terrifying shit what the f u c k

I love how that list goes “fish, fish, opportunistic and pre-prepared meat, small birds, A WHOLE RUSSIAN OFFICER”

mori-esque:

bring-us-back-light:

politeq:

glumshoe:

pipistrellus:

kuttithevangu:

The Arctic Fox Research Center in Iceland put cameras in some bird colonies to see if foxes were stealing eggs/chicks

and turns out the foxes were UNJUSTLY ACCUSED

the culprits were horses

HEY THIS IS BAD

My grandfather grew up on a farm in Kansas during the Dust Bowl. He and his brother shared a horse named Patches, which they rode to school each day. Despite being poor as shit and not having quite enough to feed their animals, his family noticed that this horse looked great. His coat was unusually glossy and beautiful all of a sudden - he looked healthier than they did. 

The mystery was solved when my grandfather went into the chicken coop to collect eggs, and saw Patches lifting the window cover, pushing his muzzle underneath the hens, and eating the eggs right out of their nests. 

Horses have been known to also eat meat.

http://thehorseaholic.com/the-forgotten-story-of-meat-eating-horses/

1) The BBC filmed horses eating fish on a beach of an English Island.

2) In Iceland pastured horses are provided, salted fish as a protein and mineral/salt supplement.

3) Horses have been known to consume raw meat and blood willingly in Arabia, New Zealand, and United States.

4) Lord Chamberlain of Bhutan confirmed that the 40 kings horses routinely received a special meal of Tiger fat and still feed their horses beef, and yak meat.

5) There was an American gelding in 1958 that routinely hunted and killed and even consumed small birds. He also repeatedly attacked humans. He was known as “Freight Train”.

6) Lisette a French mare, killed and consumed a Russian Officer during the Napoleonic Campaign.

Horses are now literally the most terrifying shit what the f u c k

I love how that list goes “fish, fish, opportunistic and pre-prepared meat, small birds, A WHOLE RUSSIAN OFFICER”

cryptotheism:

jame7t:

cryptotheism:

jame7t:

women & bitches love my cavern

Can you shut up about your cavern

TO THE PIT WITH YOU !

Dog where the fuck am I

the-one-who-lambs:

jomo-is-here:

this game has taken over my brain

tiny-wizard:

gavamont:

tiny-wizard:

gavamont:

HELP

That was YOUR tower?

I’M REALLY NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME IN HERE MAN

cigsafter-coffee:

auntymurda:

the new American Gothic. // artist unknown, feel free to tag and tell me who painted this.

This is by Mexican American artist Crieselda Vasquez. Her words on this painting is as follows.

“The two most important people in my life, my parents, are also the two who motivated me to develop such a strong concept. When my parents pose for these paintings, their faces are reduced to extremely raw and somehow vulnerable expressions. Sadly, they strive to be invisible every day. They don’t have to pretend to illustrate the invisible. They have dealt with constant rejection, suspicion and fear so long, that it seems now that it comes naturally to them. I strive to capture how their expressions deliver that sense of tiredness, resignation, and quiet acceptance. It seems relevant to show that underneath all the politicization and undeserved labeling this community receives, these are regular people just like all of us. In the long tradition of immigrants that come to the United States, they have made homes here and they are just trying to live a simple life with a bit of security and hopefulness for their children.“

crime-wizard-conglomerate:

evilwizard:

wizardavid:

evilwizard:

garmrin:

postnuclearophelia:

why is computer fun and phone evil

Because of the Lich

oh sure. blame it on the lich

You can’t take credit for everything that’s ever been done by a litch

i speak for the community

he does do that

littlespacecase:

pg-chan:

gahdamnpunk:

“Not the first girl to come up claiming I gave it to them”…Do cishet men hear themselves???

For those who don’t know, chlamydia is a disease where men don’t typically have symptoms while infected. If they have it, they HAVE it, they are diseased, but they won’t show symptoms like women will. This doesn’t mean that it’s no big deal, because besides being infectious the disease can damage them in many ways over time if not treated. So they’re just rotting from the inside while not seeing any symptoms. Please. Get tested regularly. It’s for your own good. If you have insurance, it’ll likely cover it completely. Just… make sure you’re healthy.  

Chlamydia is famous for being asymptomatic in both men and women. Its thankfully treatable, but can cause long term damage if it isn’t caught. So…get tested!

Wait about two weeks after new hookups because things won’t show up on tests right away.

littlespacecase:

pg-chan:

gahdamnpunk:

“Not the first girl to come up claiming I gave it to them”…Do cishet men hear themselves???

For those who don’t know, chlamydia is a disease where men don’t typically have symptoms while infected. If they have it, they HAVE it, they are diseased, but they won’t show symptoms like women will. This doesn’t mean that it’s no big deal, because besides being infectious the disease can damage them in many ways over time if not treated. So they’re just rotting from the inside while not seeing any symptoms. Please. Get tested regularly. It’s for your own good. If you have insurance, it’ll likely cover it completely. Just… make sure you’re healthy.  

Chlamydia is famous for being asymptomatic in both men and women. Its thankfully treatable, but can cause long term damage if it isn’t caught. So…get tested!

Wait about two weeks after new hookups because things won’t show up on tests right away.

moveslikekeithrichards:

ending every fully botched sentence with “thats my sentence i hope u liked it”

snitchanon:

tammenterskanroskalava:

phaeton-flier:

neocatharsis:

South Korea’s National Assembly has passed a resolution to lift the martial law (190-0).

Parliament votes against martial law decree. All 190 members who were able to enter the main hall voted in favor of the bill. None voted against.

Lawmakers are clapping after the vote. You can hear them saying, “Good job.”

© kchartsmaster : josungkim

7dmom:

the sexual nature of the doodle jump app is poisonous to the minds of Americans

7dmom:

Before I get around to defending women on line I always make sure to add names to the list of aberrant and spiritually ugly women who will be shunned by my light

7dmom:

The city council has ZERO plan in case of frost pirate attacks

7dmom:

Can angels shine their light on me already

winedark:

remember when you used to look stuff up and the first result was always wikipedia :(

teaboot:

teaboot:

I hate that thing some people do where it’s like. “I left my wallet on the table to see if you’d say anything” or “I wanted to see if you’d wash the car if I stopped doing it”

Cause like

I dont know about anyone else

But I am perpetually hovering three inches above the strong subconscious belief that everyone knows what they’re doing at all times except me, so if you change your normal patterns and I notice, then I will assume it is an intentional choice with a thought-out plan behind it and I will avoid interfering

And if I don’t notice, because I won’t, because why would I, because not much bothers me and if you don’t say anything to indicate you are bothered then how would I KNOW

Alternatives to experimenting on me like a lab rat when you suspect me of being inconsiderate:

  1. “I feel like I’m the only one who does this chore. Can we start taking turns?”
  2. “I’d like you to ask me how I’m doing more often.”
  3. “It bothers me when this area stays messy so long. Can you do X when Y happens?”
  4. “I feel like the onus is on me to initiate X, and it’s wearing me down. Could you try making the first move more? Like 3-4 times a week?”
  5. “I’m feeling upset right now and I’d like to spend some time with you.”
  6. “When X happens, I feel like you’re taking my work for granted.”
  7. “I’m feeling neglected. Could you do X?”
  8. “I’m burnt out and need help.”
  9. “I feel like I’m the only one putting effort into X.”
  10. “Do you notice this?”
  11. “Are you bothered by this?”
  12. “I am bothered when this happens.”
  13. “X habit of yours bothers me.”
  14. “When X is like this, I feel bad. Can you [action] when you notice X?”

worfsbarmitzvah:

perhaps ripping this one little piece of skin off my lips will at last render them plump and moisturized

say-hi-intrepid-heroes:

dailybrennanleemulligan:

this looks like two couples decided to split the bill on a couples photoshoot

newheidecker:

newheidecker:

I had a dream i got a fastfood meal and found a small bag with two loose cigarettes in it and when i took a picture of them they turned into magic cards for loose cigarettes

i know next to nothing about this game but this is what they looked like

carl-lenn:

rslashrats:

i know that “EW” is the actual acronym used for “extinct in the wild” but it’s really funny to imagine that this thumbnail is shaming this poor tiger

Theyre being so mean to her

harleyismyhero:

feedmecomicart:

I KNOW HOW MY FILTHY MUTANT ABILITIES UPSET YOU, SCHMIDT. DON’T WORRY–

–YOU WILL DIE PURE. NO MAGNETISM 

JUST FISTS.

reblog Magneto punching a Nazi

you won’t get anything for it, except for a kickass photoset of Magneto punching a Nazi on your blog

chillguydraws:

spacedewey:

hollylu-ships-it:

hollylu-ships-it:

chromaticallychallenged:

Someone should redraw this in the classic TT style!

I think someone whispered my name… without actually whispering my name.

Again, I don’t really think I was asked specifically, but hey, here ya go! ;D

My style = Original Style

The classic Teen Titans style, eh? I’m no George Perez, but…

This is the best post now

theoneofwhomisblue:

Heartless wunk

skippyisntfunny:

halorvic:

marekdavid:

butch-witches-deactivated202412:

being a certain gender doesnt make you evil. youre not automatically evil just because youre a man youre automatically evil because of the amulet

butch-witches-deactivated202412:

being a certain gender doesnt make you evil. youre not automatically evil just because youre a man youre automatically evil because of the amulet

sirompp:

unique-opportunity:

thememedaddy:

polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup:

I cannot put into mortal words how fucking badly I want that swedish goat to burn. We live in a modern surveillance hellscape and not only is big brother watching you but he’s monitoring your purchase habits so he can sell you a smart refrigerator that will spy on you for the cia. the full weight of modern technology can be rallied to protect that straw monument to human hubris and I want us to burn it anyway. I want the might of modern society to crumple in the face of a drunk swede with a zippo lighter. we can do it just take my hand

german-milfs:

kodzukens-thighz-deactivated202:

ardentguilt:

sunfortune:

crying

Uh….australian here. We don’t talk like that. At all. This shits closer to how white South Africans talk lmao

Uh…white south African here. Neither do we lol

uh… white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games