December 2024

ivan-fyodorovich-k:

bruno-has-definitely-deactivate:

Average tumblr poll creator

marlynnofmany:

b6th:

marlynnofmany:

screenshot of a post by the David Attenborough Club that says "The Diomede Islands are located between Alaska and Siberia. They are only 2.4 miles (3.8 km) apart, but due to locally defined time zones, Big Diomede is 21 hours ahead of Little Diomede. This unique geographical feature has earned them the nickname 'Tomorrow Island' for Big Diomede and 'Yesterday Island' for Little Diomede." 

This is followed by pictures of the islands from above and from the side, and this url for further info: bit.ly/3BoUHFOALT

If that doesn’t have potential for some fairytale nonsense, I don’t know what does.

In the right wintry conditions, an ice bridge forms between the Diomede Islands in the Bering Strait. Theoretically, this is the only place where you can walk from Russia to the United States (and vice versa), however travel between one Diomede to the other is strictly forbidden.

On the West side sits Russia’s Big Diomede with a population of 0. The smaller Little Diomede to the East has a small population of 82 (as of 2021).

[Source]

A bridge between Today and Yesterday, you say? Only there at the right time of year, with a certain amount of luck?

That absolutely has the makings of a quest destination.

marlynnofmany:

b6th:

marlynnofmany:

screenshot of a post by the David Attenborough Club that says "The Diomede Islands are located between Alaska and Siberia. They are only 2.4 miles (3.8 km) apart, but due to locally defined time zones, Big Diomede is 21 hours ahead of Little Diomede. This unique geographical feature has earned them the nickname 'Tomorrow Island' for Big Diomede and 'Yesterday Island' for Little Diomede." 

This is followed by pictures of the islands from above and from the side, and this url for further info: bit.ly/3BoUHFOALT

If that doesn’t have potential for some fairytale nonsense, I don’t know what does.

In the right wintry conditions, an ice bridge forms between the Diomede Islands in the Bering Strait. Theoretically, this is the only place where you can walk from Russia to the United States (and vice versa), however travel between one Diomede to the other is strictly forbidden.

On the West side sits Russia’s Big Diomede with a population of 0. The smaller Little Diomede to the East has a small population of 82 (as of 2021).

[Source]

A bridge between Today and Yesterday, you say? Only there at the right time of year, with a certain amount of luck?

That absolutely has the makings of a quest destination.

drop-of-infinity:

I don’t think we talk enough about how the entirety of Wicked is built on the irony of No One Mourns the Wicked. The musical exists because Glinda feels the need to tell Elphaba’s story, because she is in mourning and entirely alone in that. Glinda’s love is what creates the musical because no one mourns Elphaba except her, and that is an incredibly lonely place to be. She’s just lost two of the most important people to her, and all she’s trying to do is make someone, anyone else see how important they were.

theglassdragoncollective:

prokopetz:

cognito-ergo-hazard:

crypticspren:

what does it say about us as a culture that most of our microwaves have a dedicated popcorn button

i dont know but whatever it says, its magnified by literally every bag of popcorn saying “don’t use the popcorn button”

Funnily enough, there’s an answer for that.

In brief, the “popcorn” button was initially introduced by fancy high-end microwaves that used an integrated humidity sensor to tell when your popcorn was done; microwaveable popcorn vents steam as it cooks, so by monitoring the amount of steam in the cooking chamber, you can get pretty close to perfectly popped popcorn every time (though it’s generally only pretty close, since different brands of microwaveable popcorn have different moisture content).

As the feature became popular, manufacturers of cheap microwaves started adding a button labelled “popcorn” as well, in order to imply that they offer this feature. These “popcorn” buttons simply run the microwave for a fixed amount of time that the manufacturer figures is close enough to the printed cooking time of most commercial brands.

In practice, of course, the fixed-time “popcorn” button usually just sets your popcorn on fire. To make matters worse, owing to America’s permissive advertising laws, microwave manufacturers are allowed to make all sorts of misleading-but-technically-true statements in their packaging and instruction manuals, rendering it nearly impossible to tell whether a given model of microwave has a real humidity-sensing “popcorn” button or a fake fixed-time “popcorn” button before buying it.

In summary: the “popcorn” button that your microwave popcorn instructs you not to use exists because American microwave manufacturers are using a misleadingly labelled button in order to imply that their product has a feature that it does not in fact have, in a way that can potentially trick people into burning their houses down, for advertising purposes. This is perfectly legal.

So: what does that say about our culture?

Information that helps give context to our college roommate blowing up the dorm microwave twice via the popcorn button.

insinirate:

why must the guard dog characters unquestioning devotion to their master be born from trust or some shit cant they be manipulated into it. raised into it. brainwashed even

shamebats:

Some perspectives on the downsides of passing/being stealth

TikTok OP is @ rhymeswithfry (he/him)

esthermika:

The WOKE LIBERAL MEDIA doesn’t want you to know this but I love you and you look cute today

justabiii:

men

otiksimr:

warcrimesimulator:

warcrimesimulator:

warcrimesimulator:

thinking about creatures.

look at this thing

Tumblr users will see some kind of animal or beast and just slam the reblog button

That is a banded linsang.

They sit very politely.

vegathelich:

falloutnewvegastransedmygender:

WTF do you mean jailbreaking my “smart” TV to install Linux in order to run adblock on my TV would be “Felony Contempt of Buisiness Model” That sounds like a crime made up by The Board in Outer Worlds.

soul-hammer:

soul-hammer:

soul-hammer:

they mean ‘sick’ in the sk8er boi way (as in, SICK moves bro)

thatsright.jpg

from dean phillips’ post

tibetanquaaludes:

no way daily mail posted this expecting people not to find it funny as hell

gosty3:

gosty3:

I heard this is the trend these days? bunny suit lamb!

doodle!

todaysbird:

blastovkatamarinecromancy:

everythingfox:

He needs a napkin

The hard cut to the berry massacre is just killing me

this man is iconic. his one skill is needing an enclosure for berry eating due to his fervor

charl0ttan:

theyre inventing a new kind of baby thats even better than all the other types because - and get this - it receives valuable nutrients from secondhand smoke

hentaiviewer666:

WORLD WAS GONNA END IN 2012 BUT 2 YEARS LATER STILL MASTURJACKING MY MEATUMS WHO IS FUCKIN WITH ME?

unclefather:

enemy-viv-deactivated20240228:

officeshelpdesk:

The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel

a-v-q:

WinRAR on the 3DS! 📂📄📚

depsidase:

jupitersmoon167:

autistic-dazai:

it must suck to do an assassinate and have everyone cheering you on and hyping you up cuz you can’t tell anyone you did it. you have to keep that information to yourself.

bogleech:

Holy shit the CEO shooting is actually inspiring wider revolt against his predatory industry. Other insurance companies are even removing the photos and names of their CEO’s from their websites. They’re terrified.

We finally found him: the legendary good guy with a gun.

estonia-officially:

non-tyrannical-usa:

freddy-fransisco-fazbear:

kittydesade:

prismatic-bell:

bogleech:

solarpunkcast:

kurowrites:

squeeful:

tilthat:

TIL that the reason lead levels in children’s blood have dropped 85% in the past thirty years is because of an unknown scientist who fought car companies to end leaded gasoline. He also removed it from paint, suggested its removal from pipes, and campaigned for the removal of lead solder from cans.

via ift.tt

Yep.  It also correlates extremely strongly with an increasing decrease of violent crime.  One of the symptoms of low level constant lead exposure is increased aggression and volatility. 

“Unknown scientist”? That was Clair Cameron Patterson.

Gas companies are still so mad at him he’s “unknown scientist”, know his name

Daily reminder that health and safety standards like these are what politicians mean when they talk about “deregulation.”

Patterson died 5 December 1995.


Petition to make his date of death a Tumblr holiday celebrated by talking about cool shit the gas and petroleum industries don’t want us to know about, and fighting to continue his work.

Happy Clair Cameron Patterson day!

Happy motherfuckin’ Clair-C-Patterson day!

HAPPY CLAIR CAMERON PATTERSON DAY!!!!!!!

HAPPY BELATED CLAIR C PATTERON DAYY!!

depsidase:

tobernaut:

the-one-who-lambs:

Lamb wrapped

  • You bleated 2,754 times
  • 1,562 heretics fell to your blade
  • You flirted with Narinder 728 times
  • You grew 25 pounds of wool
  • September was your camellia murder tender anxiety moment
  • You collected 1,682 sin from your followers
  • You were in the top 5% of tarot card enjoyers
  • You pet Narinder for 426 hours

Narinder wrapped

tobernaut:

the-one-who-lambs:

Lamb wrapped

  • You bleated 2,754 times
  • 1,562 heretics fell to your blade
  • You flirted with Narinder 728 times
  • You grew 25 pounds of wool
  • September was your camellia murder tender anxiety moment
  • You collected 1,682 sin from your followers
  • You were in the top 5% of tarot card enjoyers
  • You pet Narinder for 426 hours

Narinder wrapped

tobernaut:

the-one-who-lambs:

Lamb wrapped

  • You bleated 2,754 times
  • 1,562 heretics fell to your blade
  • You flirted with Narinder 728 times
  • You grew 25 pounds of wool
  • September was your camellia murder tender anxiety moment
  • You collected 1,682 sin from your followers
  • You were in the top 5% of tarot card enjoyers
  • You pet Narinder for 426 hours

Narinder wrapped

tobernaut:

the-one-who-lambs:

Lamb wrapped

  • You bleated 2,754 times
  • 1,562 heretics fell to your blade
  • You flirted with Narinder 728 times
  • You grew 25 pounds of wool
  • September was your camellia murder tender anxiety moment
  • You collected 1,682 sin from your followers
  • You were in the top 5% of tarot card enjoyers
  • You pet Narinder for 426 hours

Narinder wrapped

actualaster:

henpeckedho:

“You know, I kinda like it”: vampire equivalent of people eating food they’re allergic to anyway

actualaster:

henpeckedho:

“You know, I kinda like it”: vampire equivalent of people eating food they’re allergic to anyway

ladyyatexel:

detigerboy:

tinsnip:

ladyyatexel:

My surgeon came out and told my mom and brother on Tuesday that I’d be down and out for about two weeks. 

My brother: TWO WEEKS? Holy shit.

Surgeon: Well, consider this.  She and I just had a knife fight.  And I won.  Because she was asleep during it.  

My brother: Oh.  Yeah, okay, that’s fair.

Your surgeon sounds fucking hysterical.

Imagine if you had won though.

I made this post 6 years ago and it has 195 thousand notes, and this is my favorite response to it

annabelle–cane:

they’ll name horror movies anything. the thing, the stuff, the substance, etc.

loverboy-ant:

bf who bakes x bf who cooks

chifforin:

Lamb design doodle


Yayayyeyayeyayayayaye

puppygirlgirldick:

tgirl-thucydides:

caligulusaquariumglub:

Evvery day is a good day to punch naz1s

cornyonmains:

Something I find very interesting about this CEO assassination is that the guy who did it has basically become an American hero.

They’re probably quite worried about what will happen when they catch this guy, especially with the level of public support he has. If they catch him alive and he gets to air his grievances, he could unite the entire country against the private healthcare system. It could go to trial and result in jury nullification, which would basically send a message to the American public that catching a rich body comes without consquences.

If they kill him to keep his mouth shut, I’d say people will burn cities to the ground, and it could potentially provoke even more anger against private health insurance. In a powder keg, it only takes one person lighting the match.

I know it sounds over the top, but a figurehead is a powerful thing, and that’s what this shooter is. The rich understand it. That’s why Blue Cross just magically decided they were going to pay for anesthesia again. Those dead-eyed psychopaths were going to take everything they could until someone shot that guy and that’s the gospel truth.

Keep the hate fire burning. Watching their fear is the closest I’ve come to knowing joy since the Bush administration.

recreationaldivorce:

all part of my regime

tsarina-anadyomene:

I mean this as a purely descriptive account, but I think people on this website have the impression that being cool is about violating norms. But really being cool is about having such effortless command of the norms that you know the deeper norm structure of which norms are cool to break and how

tsarina-anadyomene:

I mean this as a purely descriptive account, but I think people on this website have the impression that being cool is about violating norms. But really being cool is about having such effortless command of the norms that you know the deeper norm structure of which norms are cool to break and how

tsarina-anadyomene:

I mean this as a purely descriptive account, but I think people on this website have the impression that being cool is about violating norms. But really being cool is about having such effortless command of the norms that you know the deeper norm structure of which norms are cool to break and how

pwesident:

pwesident:

buzzlightyearhugecock:

why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock???????????

alright one sec

hey it says i gotta have my mouth open for this one boss

premolar:

the children. they yearn for a monster of the week show

foodffs:

Monkey Bread with Cream Cheese Glaze

Follow for recipes

Is this how you roll?

duckdotcom:

there used to be so many stars in the sky that you would have to scrape away a dozen of them that splattered on your windshield every time you drove somewhere, but now they’re being over-hunted to make american flag merchandise. very sad

theblackparadeisdead:

theblackparadeisdead:

Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn’t read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There’s been multiple “I’m DB Cooper” death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today’s money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons

HOLY SHIT HAPPY BIRTHDAY DB COOPER

ostolero:

anyone else feel fomo whenever there’s a new rug pull scam?

derinthescarletpescatarian:

oneheadtoanother:

Every time the claim approvals start to dip below a specified threshold, the US should shoot another insurance CEO to get them back up again

funny-tik-toks: