December 2024

petzah394-deactivated20250503:

allie-leth:

olive-pup:

allie-leth:

teratocrat:

teratocrat:

buys you at the store

just kidding. shoplifts you from the store

Honestly, I don’t blame you, I was overpriced anyway.

Sees how overpriced you are at the store and just 3D models my own version and prints you for 86 cents

Still overpriced.

Nuh uh, worth a billion trillion dollars

DID YOU SEE THE SPOTIFY WRAPPED FOR THE BISHOPS? Naris top songs!!! Very narilamb core fr fr

ccarmody101:

bamsara:

WHERE WHERE WHERE

LINK TO IT TOO HERE

Kalamar is a Swiftie 😂

kde-plasma-official:

puncromancer:

This article title made me laugh so hard for being so absolutely savage

bing is down, dozens of users can’t look up google :(

lamppostgaming:

kii-tty:

Pov me (knight) after being turned into a kitty by an evil witch (she is my wife and I love her very much):

winged-void:

The entire game from Kim’s perspective:


liberalsarecool:

Killing 68,000 people was United’s choice.

Murder by algorithm is wrong.

liberalsarecool:

Killing 68,000 people was United’s choice.

Murder by algorithm is wrong.

liberalsarecool:

Killing 68,000 people was United’s choice.

Murder by algorithm is wrong.

the-haiku-bot:

bucket-destroyer0:

I can only draw stick figures but i wanted to make tma fanart…

I introduce you to, The Stickman Archives!1!1!

I can only draw

stick figures but i wanted

to make tma fanart…

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

angry-ursidae:

// pregnancy discussion

i have many highly specific found family trope preferences but not so much for romance, likely due to the fact that i don’t tend to read ship.

however, there is one trope i greatly enjoy that fits wonderfully in with both applied. i call it: possessive estranged family.

mysharona1987:

As much as we complain about the problems with our universal healthcare systems, It is important that you know that those are only a small fraction as problematic as not having a universal healthcare system at all. Long wait times for non-emergency care are nothing compared to getting a 100.000€ overinflated bill afterwards that I have no hopes of ever paying

mysharona1987:

depsidase:

miiilowo:

p3terpaan:

open rp

ceough sniffle coaugh coughghg sniff

VVVVWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

bun0nthemoon:

yummer

c-official:

cosmic-muses:

cerastes:

tallest-tulip-poplar:

triviallytrue:

amazoogle:

happy that we’re raising awareness but you can’t make a post about this without mentioning that they collaborated for the sole reason of combining their last names like this

Big fan of all those other purple links and how “Associated prime” is untouched.

Environmental storytelling

To all the programmers out there. See, math can be fun!

qqchurch:

loving these

mrs-chief:

facelessoldgargoyle:

elfhunk:

prev tags soooo true

Virgin adult converts: I can’t sin ):

Chad cradle Catholics: gotta make jesus’ death worth it! :)

ruderickrude:

Annoying everyone with my new obsession

spacehunter-m:

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rust-official:

frogliftcertified:

Packages called gulp, libsoup3, and slurp.ALT

linux will have you installing shit like soup. and slurp.

This is an operating system with commands like mount, yes, more, finger, gasp, and ssh. This should not surprise you :)

imaveryevilenby:

“I fucked ur mom” - Uncreative and boring

“Ur mom gae lol” - Homophobic connotations and kind of overdone

“In 15 years I will invent time travel and travel back in time to have steamy passionate sex with your great-great-great-great-great-grandmother and birth the child that will eventually lead to you. Your blood has always been mine and will be forevermore. You cannot escape me even in death, fool.” - Creative, suggestive, has a storyline, will leave your foes shaking in their gamer chairs

mitchipedia:

tiktoks-for-dead-pope:

bongjoonheaux:

bongjoonheaux:

bongjoonheaux:

Oh my god I just remembered last night’s dream. I was a concubine at an ancient Chinese emperor’s court, and he decided to make all of the concubines hotdogs, but his hotdogs SUCKED it was like the tiniest sausage and a mountain of toppings, and I was the only one who didn’t force myself to eat it so he sentenced me to death

These isekai gimmick stories are getting put of hand

I, A Chicagoan, Was Reincarnated Into A Chinese Emperor’s Court; But His Hotdogs Are Trash ! !

In My Second Life, I Will Use My Hotdog Making Skills to Escape The Bad Ending !

learlir:

brunhiddensmusings:

kineticpenguin:

tenthcorner:

supapoopa:

peterfromtexas:

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

What a time to be alive.

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone


the runes are actually stylized Russian writing so here’s a translation!

In the year 2016, on the 7th day of may, on this place, a skilled warrior Ulf with his spear struck down a dragon from the skies.

here’s an unobscured version of the runestone

gasterofficial:

the-official-account:

bramble-berries:

hate when I wanna talk to a person but I don’t really have anything to say. but I yearn for the connection. can’t just message someone like, hi I have nothing in particular to say but you’re fun and cool and I would like to have a conversation

i do something I call “leaving the door open” where I try to engage in like. Optional small talk. Fun or interesting observations, half-formed jokes. It gives people the option to engage and signals you’re open to having a conversation without making it particularly urgent. Saying “hey” forces the other person to come up with an actual topic, and “how are you” conversations can get repetitive or in some cases unfun. Sometimes people don’t want to reflect on how they are, or maybe they reflected but don’t need a response to it, for any variety of valid reasons. By focusing on mundane topics you signal that your friendship is evolved enough that you no longer feel the need to talk exclusively about a shared interest, a generally un-intimate set of topics, and can rather talk about your lives, which offers a deeper sense of connection. The downside is that many people were taught to communicate in this way, and don’t or cannot express their confusion on a new way of communicating in direct questions, so sometimes the response is “why are you telling me this?” That sucks! But it can’t be helped. Healthy long distance friendships require a healthy diet of shared interest, interest in the other person as an individual, and weird mundane shit. Without those things, they tend to wither, and not everyone is capable of willing to feed them what they need. But leaving the door open is a great first step!

sweetmapple:

nunjournal:

we would be so lost without garlic

Allergic to garlic 😔

fortzancudo:

NOT THE GAMER MUZZLE

inkie-heart:

i filled the bowl an hour ago!

everythingfox:

Spot the difference

postdespair:

t4tails:

i made a bluesky too. you can see it by leaving the house and looking up ❤️

mothman-etd:

lucyvaleheart:

wizardhecker:

I fucking hate game apps. I wanted to play tetris the otherday so I figured there must be a simple tetris app out there its the most basic game. But every app is like heres your daily log in bonus of 10 gold! You get 5 free plays a day. Here’s an ad. To replay a level costs 1 diamond. You can eart gold by earning points in levels. 1000 points = 1 gold. You can exchange 550 gold for one diamond but we have a sale right now that they only cost 500 gold. Heres an ad. You can buy a loot crate of diamonds for 5.99$! You leveled up! Heres 1 free diamond. Youve run out of free replays for today, would you like to buy some more diamonds? Heres your daily tasks, make sure to log in every day this month for a free reward chest. its free! Heres an ad. Would you like to sign up for this credit card to recieve 10 free diamonds? Invite a friend and you can earn points! Ding! Youve leveled up. Heres an ad. This is our special bonus play weekend, you get one free replay and a pack of diamonds only costs 4.99$. You can use your gold to purchase new skins for the tetris blocks. This ones shaped like cats! It costs 100 diamonds. You need to collect them all. Free to play, may be some in-app purchases.

I agree with literally everything op is saying and I don’t want to detract from their point but this website here, specifically for mobile games (though they intend to eventually branch out to other types) is creating a database that flags those exact types of predatory things. It also flags games as safe, so if you want to look for safe mobile games this is an invaluable resource.

https://www.darkpattern.games/

It also has definitions, explanations, and examples of all the different types of psychological manipulations games pull on the website so if anyone ever tries to give you “just don’t spend money, it’s easy” you can send them this

Oh thank god, I lost my link to dark pattern some time ago and I thought I would never find it again.

the-punforgiven:

the-punforgiven:

the-punforgiven:

I think it’d be funny to have a character who keeps trying to break the fourth wall and failing

Dude’s like “we can’t do that, we don’t have the budget this episode” but he’s in a novel

Something stupid happens and he tries to stare directly into camera but he’s fully looking the wrong way

skippyisntfunny:

Alberta rule

notahorseindisguise:

sillyguyhotline:

notahorseindisguise:

im hungryyy

can you fuck offffff

miyoriia:

*winding up my metal baseball bat*

BE…

*smashes it into your skull cutely*

NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

prokopetz:

  1. The author’s poorly disguised fetish
  2. The author’s proudly displayed fetish
  3. The author’s fetish you’re pretty sure they don’t realise they have
  4. The author’s fetish which they’re firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise
  5. The author’s non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing
  6. The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves
  7. The author’s fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding
  8. The author’s utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they’ve got shit to work through
  9. The author’s seemingly innocuous recurring trope they’re going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road
  10. The author’s fetish you missed on a first reading because it’s so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that

unusualshrimp:

damn girl are you a wild animal being held in captivity 😍 because you are just pacing around rooms nonstop and taking eye contact as a sign of agression

spidersdaily:

girldraki:

girldraki:

convenient!

we feel, if you can believe it, bad about taking these books just to shit on them, and we are no strangers to superiority complexes as defense mechanisms, but like you can’t just flat out say “anyone who judges your Spiritual Journey is just a big jealous asshole who’s insecure because they’re not enlightened enough”. if for no other reason, because it makes you sound like the party who’s wildly insecure

grinnersmiler:

Pirate stuff i collected and like

tiktoks-for-dead-pope:

tiktoks-for-dead-pope:

stacksattack:

i cant decide so you get both. like for moth reblog for moth ignore for moth

wizardarchetypes:

wizardarchetypes:

i led an all-ages hike today for our local Pride organization (which was great!) & there was a 6-year-old on the hike who was super engaged in all my little Naturalist spiels until the very end nearly two hours into the hike as we approached the end of the trail & he became tired and a little over it. I fell to the back to make sure we had everyone & he was at the end of the line with his mom and he stopped suddenly in the middle of the trail and put out his little arm so I bumped into it and I stopped and he said “you can’t come with us.” I said, “you’re leaving me here?!” He said, “you’re for the forest.” I said, “what have I done to you today to deserve this abandonment,” and he said, “it’s not like that.” I said, “oh, like I shouldn’t take it personally?” And he said, verbatim, “yeah, like…don’t make it a thing.”

I’m only able to tell you all this because his mom, in her infinite mercy, told him to keep walking and let me go. I’d still be in that forest.

hirtenstar:

teddybeartoons:

https://x.com/Telepeturtle/status/1864815094779056254