December 2024

catmask:

catmask:

catmask:

today my bf and i were talking about visiting my home for the holidays and i was (sadly) wondering aloud if i should cut my hair and our kid was like “why would you cut your hair??? your hair is cool” and not knowing how to explain it to him i said “my family doesnt think boys should have long hair” to which he went silent, wordlessly pulled out his phone and then swiftly held it out with a picture of keeanu reeves on his phone

^ POV u are me witnessing my 15 year old decimate decades of transphobia in an instant

hey guys. guess who has a daughter now

teeforhee:

onomatopoeia-core:

initial reviews

skippyisntfunny:

antifamoshe:

queeranarchism:

smackmybitchup:

mental illness hasn’t been destigmatised but commercialised

Sooo true.

You can’t have serious conversations about your mental illness and you can’t even mention having one of the more stigmatized mental illnesses.

But you can endure a long line of ads recommending medications, self-care products, gym memberships, self-help books, online seminars, crystals, plants, sunlight lamps and other overpriced shit that’s supposed to be good for your mental health but is mainly just there to take advantage of people who are at a vulnerable place in life. Disgusting.

Marta Russel called this “handicapitlaism” and identified it as one of the traps of bourgeoisie/free market disability rights activism 

idontmindifuforgetme:

Please keep the momentum going for Ayesh. He’s risking his life verifying Palestinian fundraisers while at the mercy of Israeli bombs, disease, and starvation. Just today he had fo hide away in the midst of IOF raids and I am incredibly worried for him

ceasarslegion:

dragons-locator:

ceasarslegion:

ceasarslegion:

ceasarslegion:

Being the only guy who works in a beauty store is fucking hilarious sometimes. Im the only one who can sell our shitty beard shampoo and a not insignificant amount of our customers think im untrustworthy. According to my coworkers i use every mens product we have so they can get dudes to buy a shaving cream. Trying to explain to people that theres no difference between “men’s” and “women’s” products is like talking to a brick wall. Ive had multiple women get angry with me for sampling them out one of our “men’s” moisturizers when they specifically said they wanted a mattifying one to control oil and that’s the best one we have for those two things. I still think about the guy who came in asking if we had “masks for men.” I contemplate ending it all every time someone returns a completely unused product that they absolutely refuse to try just because it either says or doesnt say “for men” on it. 90% of the time its the perfect product for them. I had a lady who was willing to buy a worse product for her needs that was more expensive just so it wouldnt say it was for men. Are you ever tired? Are you ever exhausted? These are the same kinds of people who say that im the one whos obsessed with gendering everything because im trans.

My coworkers call me the diversity hire. Theres like 3 men in this company in all of western canada so i think we should get t shirts and go out for drinks sometime. I found out recently that my boss was talking about hiring another guy so that “damien can have a friend.”

What i dont tell them is that i now get territorial every time another guy comes in to drop off his resume. I dont show it but i can feel my hackles raising and my pre-domesticity instincts kicking in every time some guy threatens to usurp my position as “only guy here.” I know thats a completely unwarranted reaction but its so fucking funny. My coworkers are out here wondering if i feel out of place and lonely without any guy friends at work to be bros with and when a man applies for a job i get the urge to bite him like a beast

What i dont tell them is that i now get territorial every time another guy comes in to drop off his resume.

dragons

DRAGONS LOCATED

ceasarslegion:

dragons-locator:

ceasarslegion:

ceasarslegion:

ceasarslegion:

Being the only guy who works in a beauty store is fucking hilarious sometimes. Im the only one who can sell our shitty beard shampoo and a not insignificant amount of our customers think im untrustworthy. According to my coworkers i use every mens product we have so they can get dudes to buy a shaving cream. Trying to explain to people that theres no difference between “men’s” and “women’s” products is like talking to a brick wall. Ive had multiple women get angry with me for sampling them out one of our “men’s” moisturizers when they specifically said they wanted a mattifying one to control oil and that’s the best one we have for those two things. I still think about the guy who came in asking if we had “masks for men.” I contemplate ending it all every time someone returns a completely unused product that they absolutely refuse to try just because it either says or doesnt say “for men” on it. 90% of the time its the perfect product for them. I had a lady who was willing to buy a worse product for her needs that was more expensive just so it wouldnt say it was for men. Are you ever tired? Are you ever exhausted? These are the same kinds of people who say that im the one whos obsessed with gendering everything because im trans.

My coworkers call me the diversity hire. Theres like 3 men in this company in all of western canada so i think we should get t shirts and go out for drinks sometime. I found out recently that my boss was talking about hiring another guy so that “damien can have a friend.”

What i dont tell them is that i now get territorial every time another guy comes in to drop off his resume. I dont show it but i can feel my hackles raising and my pre-domesticity instincts kicking in every time some guy threatens to usurp my position as “only guy here.” I know thats a completely unwarranted reaction but its so fucking funny. My coworkers are out here wondering if i feel out of place and lonely without any guy friends at work to be bros with and when a man applies for a job i get the urge to bite him like a beast

What i dont tell them is that i now get territorial every time another guy comes in to drop off his resume.

dragons

DRAGONS LOCATED

saltsig:

living with identities

that do not belong to me

toesuckler:

toesuckler:

see man i dont think that writing in a verbose manner is wrong in any way, im just saying if your audience is supposed to be everyone regardless of english comprehension, and regardless of economic status or nationality- you should aim to not be snobby.

and a lot of the time your audience isnt everyone! like my audience right now is that one lovely mutual who reads all of my posts and anyone else who follows me and is online right now. your audience isnt always going to include some people, and oftentimes you might see something and say ‘i am not the audience for this’. this is normal and expected.

lindleland:

A fun fact about the Ace Attorney series is that across the games you interrogate three professional assassins and three circus clowns.

None of the assassins are convicted of murder as a result of this, but two of the clowns are.

gothicprep:

gothicprep:

one of my coworkers has a matching tat w her fiance. hers says “beauty” in cursive and his says “beast” in like an edgy Masculine font & that’s what straight culture is

it’s with a heavy heart that i must announce…. they broke up and now they have this goofy shit on their bodies forever

env0:

icarus-suraki:

memewhore:

This is Tumblr. You can say words like “killed” here.

If I got dunked on like this on my own meme as a meme page I’d give up.

yardsards:

yardsards:

yardsards:

yardsards:

hey, can my cat stay on your blog for a little while?

ALT

i’m going out of town for the night and could use someone to watch her

ALT

thank you, everyone

ALT

oh jeepers, if i’d’ve known she’d be travelling around this much, i’d’ve given her her leash

ALT

make sure to hold on tight to her, okay?

ALT

girl help they are passing my cat around like a weed bunt

skippyisntfunny:

hyperoperationfractallisation:

elementcattos:

you like breathing dont you

Hi what is this a reference to

littleberrybat:

mrshamill:

unforth:

Y'all have got to stop virulently hating men. Like, I’m sorry, I fucking hate the patriarchy too, but the patriarchy isn’t just men and saying it is just exculpates complicit women. I am the mother of a young boy, and I look at this precious, empathetic 8 year old boy I’m raising and I don’t know where online is safe for him. Places like this will say he’s evil just for his gender, and other places will say “we’ll be your friend if you hate with us,” and still others will radicalize him in other ways. Where is he supposed to go? Why are we saying the radicalization is the fault of the kids just trying to find a place to hang?

Like this is seriously getting urgent. You have got to fucking stop conflating the patriarchy and men. 53% percent of white women voted for Trump. Men aren’t the problem. White supremacy and Christian patriarchal structures are two examples of patriarchy-reinforcing structures that aren’t solely couched in maleness. Men aren’t the problem, and pretending they are drives more men into more welcoming extremist spaces and also ignores all the parts of this that are forwarded by people who aren’t men.

What I see happening all over is scared, depressed, lonely people looking for someone they’re allowed to hate automatically, unquestioningly - someone they’re allowed to place all the blame on. Fascism says people of color, non-Christian people, queer people, etc., are the ones they’re allowed to hate.

And way too many of yall answer that no, it’s leftist to hate men instead. You are doing *the exact same thing they are.*

Fucking knock it off.

The answer is we’re not supposed to hate anyone automatically based on their immutable personal characteristics. Hate the specific people who’ve hurt you. Hate the self-reinforcing systems that let them get away with hurting you. Hate the strangers who prop up those systems. Hate the fascists. Hell knows I hate Donald Trump, but it’s not because he’s a man, it’s because he’s a piece of shit.

Hate the pieces of shit, not the gender.

But don’t hate men just because they’re men. That’s unhelpful, stupid, insane, and entirely counterproductive. Fucking. Stop.

preach it sister

A guidline I’ve found helpful— if the generalized statements and things you’re saying would make a child feel bad or ashamed about something they can’t change, then the things you’re saying are wrong and you need to stop.

This also applies to things beside race, sexuality, and gender like hair/eye color, accent, body type, birth country, etc.

pinene:

isitsafe:

Love the bot summoning incantation

cipheramnesia:

decepticonsensual:

My brother recently bought a house in the rural outskirts of his city, and apparently it’s a real fixer-upper, but that’s always been the kind of thing he loves doing. So he has a truck now (to haul stuff for all the repairs he’s doing on the house). He’s already fond of flannel. He bakes his own bread.

And now a cat has turned up, so he has a cat.

With Christmas rapidly approaching, it’s dawning on me that my own brother is, in fact, Hallmark Christmas Movie Small Town Man.

If he shows up to Christmas dinner with a bewildered hedge fund manager who got stranded in his town and fell in love with him over an ice sculpture carving competition or some shit, I’m gonna have to stage an intervention.

god forbid men do anything

cipheramnesia:

decepticonsensual:

My brother recently bought a house in the rural outskirts of his city, and apparently it’s a real fixer-upper, but that’s always been the kind of thing he loves doing. So he has a truck now (to haul stuff for all the repairs he’s doing on the house). He’s already fond of flannel. He bakes his own bread.

And now a cat has turned up, so he has a cat.

With Christmas rapidly approaching, it’s dawning on me that my own brother is, in fact, Hallmark Christmas Movie Small Town Man.

If he shows up to Christmas dinner with a bewildered hedge fund manager who got stranded in his town and fell in love with him over an ice sculpture carving competition or some shit, I’m gonna have to stage an intervention.

god forbid men do anything

quikyu:

Tourists

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Continuation of This

nonepronounwithleftboy:

kingcatnine:

we are never making it out of the cave

I first read “we are never making out in the cave” and was like, sure tumblr, why not

dandelionjack:

collidedscope:

krudman:

chillyfeetsteak:

ALT

Legend also pledged half the prize money to Palestinian Relief.

this may just be v for vendetta’s aura redemption arc after being co-opted by mlady fedora libertarians for so many years

a-sentient-cup:

ypipie:

asked my cat if he wanted dinner or the slop that kills him and my twin was like “he can hear you, you know?” and when I looked down at my cat he was like this

that’s the face of a cat that wanted the slop that kills him but couldn’t answer your question

bingle-official:

were–ralph:

i still think a looney tunes battle royal would outdo fortnite

yes it would holy shit thats such a good idea

magnoliaalchemist:

ALT

ALT

scythlyven-art:

Dropping this over here just because

oldguardleatherdog:

hapalopus:

hormelfoods:

ponyboyfaceshopping:

by Gerard Donelan

For historical context, this is about making a panel for the AIDS quilt, a memorial project which began in San Francisco in 1985. Due to the stigma surrounding both homosexuality and AIDS during this time, victims of the epidemic were often cremated and disposed of or buried without ceremony, their bodies unclaimed by their families or origin or held by hospitals rather than released to same-sex partners.

Each panel in the AIDS quilt memorializes a life lost to the disease. Each panel is 3′ x 6′ (approximately 1 meter wide and 2 meters long), the approximate dimensions of a cemetery plot. The quilt, which then consisted of 1,920 panels representing 1,920 individuals lost to AIDS, was first displayed in Washington DC in 1987. The public response was immediate, positive, and overwhelming, and the quilt began taken around the country to be displayed in more cities. At each stop, the names of the dead were read out loud. At each stop, more panels were added.

By the time the quit returned to the US capital in 1988, it had more than 8,000 panels.

The quilt continues to grow. Today, it has over 50,000 panels memorializing over 100,000 of our dead. It’s too large now to physically display in its entirety, but you can view the entire thing online. There are also curated virtual displays of just panels which honor the Black and native people killed by the virus because in the US (and likely abroad, although I don’t know enough about public health elsewhere to say so with confidence), communities of color are disproportionately impacted by epidemics, as we have seen time and time again.

You can learn more about the quilt and its history here, and you can learn how to add a panel to the quilt here.

If you’re unable to access the quilt, here’s a zoomed in screenshot of the bottom left corner:

The quilt is made up of several panel, each panel itself consisting of 1 to 8 quilts.

Here’s a screenshot of the whole thing:

This is only about half of the people - our people - who were left to die because the government didn’t think “the gay disease” was a problem. This is why we march.

The NAMES Project AIDS Memorial Quilt.

I’ve had AIDS for 33 years. And yeah, I want a medal - for every single damn one of us, alive and dead.

My disease is not a “content warning” or a “trigger” or anything that should cause you to flinch.

It’s how I live. It’s my infrastructure. It’s what makes me tangible, perceiveable, real.

If every shred of HIV was taken from me, I would still have AIDS. It’s *mine.* We say it like that: “my AIDS.”

Once upon a time, it was the worst thing in the world, but I was undaunted.

Life has since shown me that the world contains much worse, and I remain undaunted.

I’m not your trigger warning or an example or a wake-up call or a Skeletor cosplayer, despite my ravaged and disfigured face.

I’m just an old queer with AIDS who fought like hell and got lucky and blessed.

Happy Pride.

liberalsarecool:

Defund the bumbling police.

skippyisntfunny:

callibones:

you meet an exact duplicate of yourself. clone, doppelganger, identical timeline, etc. (½)

kill your double

form a rivalry

form a rivalry (homoerotic)

play games. frolic. evenly match in chess.

kiss

short term but passionate fling followed by catastrophic breakup

long term relationship (romantic)

try to hide them from everyone and pull schemes and pranks together

form an extremely casual friendship and refuse to acknowledge youre identical

scream and run

See Results

foone:

allie-leth:

I giggle to myself a little every single time I put in my fitted sheet.

If it wasn’t 3am I’d photoshop it to say “cake or death”

beespaceprogram:

beespaceprogram:

beespaceprogram:

I think I dreamt this interaction, and I thought it would make a cute comic

I wanted to make a version of this with the epilogue included

if u like my work, you can help me make more by supporting me

Happy band shirt comic day, if you observe

knotfrotter:

chipjrwibignaturals:

i think it’s a shame that in the process of “a million dollars but you have an immortal snail following you that will kill you if it touches you” becoming a mainstream concept we’ve lost part of the original prompt, which is that the snail receives a million dollars as well

missabnormal:

imagine being a Korean person awake at like one in the morning trying to accept that the president of South Korea actually just tried to go full dictatorship by way of an emergency martial law because he was basically having a political temper tantrum and every agency and corporation in the country is all hands on deck, code red mode on everything and the military is being deployed and then the assembly revokes the martial law and then the president is like lol nevermind and now you have to get ready to work at your shitty job on a Wednesday

kirbyofthestars:

kirbyofthestars:

dinosaur sprinkles. look at this post with your eyes if you agree

ALT

miasudare:

Everyone be making their Narinder’s all grumpy, cold and serious; when he just doesn’t really question it anymore or is just a tired mf according to the official arts

And well, gives birth

butch-witches-deactivated202412:

cat-mermaid:

i can’t fucking shut up about the man that people are starting to call “The Claims Adjuster” because he not only shot that evil fucker but:

wrote deny defend depose on the bullets in sharpie

deliberately left behind a backpack in central park full of fucking monopoly money

and the cherry on top (so far) is that he potentially used a gun that was designed for veterinarians to put down sick animals

its art, its amazing, this is the best thing thats happened in like 10 years and he is my hero. Everything has felt so bleak and this is like a ray of light shining through the dark clouds into my soul

may they never catch him, and may we never find out who he was

this level of performance art… banksy-esque….

runningwithscizzorz:

I apologize for not posting much, too much work with commissions and school. I miss you all though!🫵✨

bogleech:

gayhornythoughts:

provendermalkin:

paxamericana:

No you dont get to keep that in the tags

Another update

powerfulkicks:

woag. fatigue is sucks. wait post canceled what the fu k

ALT

boeing????

darkieforfun:

supreme-leader-stoat:

heavenlyhorses:

depsidase:

petzah394-deactivated20250503:

allie-leth:

olive-pup:

allie-leth:

teratocrat:

teratocrat:

buys you at the store

just kidding. shoplifts you from the store

Honestly, I don’t blame you, I was overpriced anyway.

Sees how overpriced you are at the store and just 3D models my own version and prints you for 86 cents

Still overpriced.

Nuh uh, worth a billion trillion dollars

In 1960s dollars